I said with a serious face: "Brother Dong, I don't know if you have ever heard the story that men don't keep cats and women don't keep dogs?"

"Ahh

"That's right, there were two allusions in the past, one of which is that women don't have dogs!"

"Legend has it that a long time ago, there was a young couple who had just gotten married in a deep mountain, and the man was going out to fight, and he was afraid that his newlywed wife would be lonely, so he brought back a dog to his wife. Unexpectedly, two years later, when the man came home, the dog barked at him and did not let the man enter the house, and the woman was also indifferent to him, and did not feel much joy because her husband had returned from the war. When the man heard this, he was furious and immediately beat the dog to death, and when the woman saw the dog dead, she remembered her old feelings and felt ashamed at the same time, so she also committed suicide by jumping off a cliff. So there is a saying that women don't have dogs. ”

"Oh! I see!" Dong Ang suddenly realized, "No wonder you want to scold the dog!"

Damn, Dong Ang's product is that a dog can't spit out an ivory in his mouth!

Then, Dong Ang asked suspiciously: "What's the matter with that man not having a cat?"

I smiled obscenely, and said: "The so-called men don't have cats, this can be said, a long time ago, a man liked to sleep naked, even a little Nene did not wear, one day, he closed his eyes on the beach to bask in the sun, basking in the sun, and fell asleep, falling asleep is nothing, the key is that the man actually had a spring dream! That thing naturally moved, his cat saw this, thought that a mouse had emerged in the forest, out of habit, immediately went forward to catch it, and bit it off! The consequences can be imagined!! Later, there was a saying that men don't have cats. ”

After Dong Ang heard this, he looked at the cat again, and obviously felt a cold lower body, "I'll send this cat to the Animal Protection Association tomorrow!"

Subsequently, Dong Ang and I blew the bullshit again, and talked about the family routine, only then did I know that Dong Ang turned out to be at the level of the grandmaster, but this is also normal, as the leader of the underground forces in Fengcheng, if the strength is too weak, then it can't be said, I chatted with Dong Ang, and I forgot the time, Dong Ang is too good to say, I completely listened to him and said, his life, there is the joy when he achieves the mortal realm, there is the dazed when he reaches the inner realm, and the arrogance of looking down on everyone when he is practicing the grandmaster!

Unconsciously, it was dawn, and because of the relationship between the spirit and the spirit, I didn't feel uncomfortable because I didn't sleep all night, but Dong Ang couldn't hold it anymore! I immediately went back to the bedroom and fell asleep! I shook my head, it's another beautiful day!

When I came to the school, I saw Bai Xiaqing there anxious, as if she was waiting for someone, "Sister Xiaoqing!" I still said hello!

"Hey, Xiaochen, why are you here? Do you know what day it is? Today is September 17th!"

I'm recruiting someone to mess with someone, and I'm not late! September 17th, how do I know what kind of day this special day is!

"That, Sister Xiaoqing, does September 17th mean anything to you?"

"September 17th is my brother's birthday! Let's stop going to school today, let's go and prepare a birthday present for my brother!"

This Bai Xiaqing, why do you have to drag me to prepare a birthday gift, isn't it better for her to prepare it herself?

"Sister Xiaoqing, I think you still have to do it alone to prepare a birthday gift, so that you can show your sincerity."

When Bai Xiaqing heard this, he immediately became anxious, "Xiao Chen, why are you talking so much nonsense, if I can beat me alone, why are I looking for you?"

"Oh, ah, can you fight?Sister Xiaoqing, don't tell me you're going to fight!"

"Today, I'm going to eradicate a cancer for my brother! You know the girls' middle school opposite our No. 3 Middle School, that is our destination!"

"Female middle school?" I call the female character very heavy, when I mention the female middle school, the first thing I think of is the pair of white long legs!

I immediately became interested, "Haha, the girls' middle school is good! I should have gone to the girls' middle school a long time ago!"

Bai Xiaqing heard this, and said indignantly: "The school sister of the girls' middle school is that shameless bastard, who seduces my brother all day long, and my brother has said that she has no interest in her, but she still relies on my brother shamelessly!

I think Bai Xiaqing's management is a little wide, can't the happiness of this family be grasped by themselves? What is she blindly mixed with! It is really worthy of Sister Xiaoqing, this birthday gift is really wonderful!

"Let's go!" said that, Bai Xiaqing pulled me to an underwear store!

"You brought me to the lingerie store to dry my hair?" As soon as I saw this posture, I couldn't help but say this.

"I'll buy you underwear. Bai Xiaqing said to me with a grin.

"Sister Xiaoqing, don't play with me, if it's okay, I still have to go to class!" I felt that the atmosphere was not right, and after saying this, I turned around and wanted to leave!

"You want to go, you can't! You have to help me today!"

Oh yes, I want to cry, is this the attitude of asking people to help?

After speaking, Bai Xiaqing dragged me into the underwear store, when it comes to face issues and principle issues, I will never compromise, and I will resist with all my life, just don't enter this underwear store!

The people around looked at me and Bai Xiaqing in surprise, as if to say, "Young man, you and your girlfriend are having a good time!"

Bai Xiaqing saw that I really didn't want to go, so he let me go, I didn't stand firmly, so I fell over, but what stunned me was still behind, I saw Bai Xiaqing sitting on the ground with an aggrieved face, crying and saying:

"Big villain, last night he said he would take me to see the moon, but he took me to the hotel to see it, and lied to me that he didn't move, but he didn't move!

Damn, is this Bai Xiaqing so tough, the people around me immediately looked at me with the eyes of a beast, I withstood the condemnation of the people around me and the torture of conscience, no, I'm a fart, I didn't do anything at all, "Yes, I'm afraid of you, can't I?"

Bai Xiaqing only took a second before he stopped crying and laughed!

Then I walked into the women's underwear store with a nervous mood, Bai Xiaqing pulled a clerk at random, and said, "Give me a number he can wear!"

The clerks are all Spartan!

"He, he's a man—" the clerk said cautiously, still looking at me as he spoke, hoping to find even a hint of femininity in me.

"It's okay, it's not going to be soon!" Bai Xiaqing said casually, and when she said this, I was so frightened that I quickly covered my lower body, "I don't practice the Sunflower Treasure Book!"

"I didn't let you practice, I just asked you to pretend to be a girl and accompany me into a girls' middle school. "Forget it, give me the biggest number you've ever had!

The clerk was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly ran to find the biggest number, and then, Bai Xiaqing took the pink underwear and gestured on me!

Oh my God, I think I, Ye Chen, as a dignified immortal cultivator, have to suffer such humiliation today!

Under the leadership of Bai Xiaqing, I went to a coat shop, a boutique, and a makeup shop with all my conscience......

Under Bai Xiaqing's careful dressing, the change of clothes in this nightmare class was finally over, I looked in the mirror, and the sound of "ah" almost scared me to death! Is the one in the mirror really me? Am I a man? I doubt myself a little!

My skin is not dark, my facial features are delicate, and my figure is relatively thin, under Bai Xiaqing's careful dressing, at this time, I am wearing a wig, and the posture of my little daughter's family is undoubted, if I am a woman, I can definitely kill a lot of men!

This Bai Xiaqing didn't seem to be satisfied, holding two oranges in her hand, and kept looking at my breasts, damn it, Lao Tzu actually blushed when she saw it! She couldn't help but stuff the oranges into my chest! I didn't say a word, I just peeled the oranges and ate them!

"Hey, Xiaochen, what are you doing, so that you look big-breasted, like a girl!" Bai Xiaqing said dissatisfiedly.

In the end, under my thousand words, she finally stopped putting oranges on me, and I wore a pink knept dress, holding my arms side by side with Bai Xiaqing, and walked in the direction of the female middle school!

"Xiao Chen, you are really suitable for being a girl!" Bai Xiaqing said with a smile, after speaking, she also took out her mobile phone to take a picture, I almost ate her mobile phone as an orange, this kind of photo, circulating, comparable to nude photos!

"I don't want a third person to know about this!" I said coldly.

"Wrong, you're a sister now!" Bai Xiaqing reminded on the side.

"This sister-in-law doesn't want a third person to know..."

"Well, I know, after all, I don't want to go through such a shameful thing a second time!" Bai Xiaqing said with a grin.

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Finally arrived at the door of the girls' middle school.,It's time to test the beauty of this girl!!