Han Hui stood at the door of the dormitory with his waist crossed, his eyebrows coldly facing the students who came to watch, like a majestic door god.

"Want to see the telephone?" Han Hui squeezed his eyes at the crowd.

The crowd nodded hurriedly.

"I want to see myself pretend. Han Hui slammed the door with a bang, causing him to scold angrily.

He spat disdainfully and said, "Now that you're clean, let's go make up for sleep, and I'll have to take physics later! Brothers, don't blame me for not telling you in advance, the old man of physics is a thief and a thief, and he can't get the name of today's class." ”

"I still make up for a fart, I don't look at what time it is, I missed my morning run again, and we have been recorded by the student council five or six times this month. If you don't go out again, you won't even have a place to eat breakfast. Luo Ting said as he put on his pants while holding a toothbrush in his mouth.

Speaking of morning running, Li Xian has a headache, every morning at seven o'clock, the group of student union cadres come to the playground rain or shine to squat and sign in one by one.

If someone doesn't check in enough, the school may reduce his subsidy.

In order to subsidize it, the students of the School of Computer Science had to get up earlier than the chickens, because they had to read a foreign language for half an hour before their morning run, which was supervised by Qi Ming himself.

Li Xian feels that compared to the university where you can sleep until you wake up naturally in the future, the current university is completely hell.

What's more, the teacher counts the number of people in each class, asks questions by name at any time, and accidentally hits the teacher's gun, and this semester's course is in vain.

Therefore, when Li Xian and the others arrived at the classroom, it was already full, with only a few spots in the last row.

As the bell rang, an old man with gray hair walked into the classroom wearing a white shirt, he glanced at the classroom, and began to roll call with a blank face.

I don't know which class of unlucky ghosts didn't come, but the old man waved his pen and crossed next to the name of the unlucky ghost.

At the end of the roll call, everyone's tense nerves suddenly relaxed, and they staggered on the table.

When the old man talked about microscopic physics, he asked everyone not to get into the horns, even physicists have misunderstandings.

Han Hui looked at Li Xian with a sad face: "Boss, this is simply a book from heaven, I have never had misunderstandings, only blind spots." ”

A schoolgirl in the front row sneered, and the extracurricular books fell out of the desk.

Coincidentally, the book happened to hit Han Hui's feet and rolled under his seat.

Han Hui scolded in a low voice: "What are you laughing at? What is the difference between sitting in such a good position and not studying well, and occupying a pit and not shiting?"

Seeing the girl shyly lower her head, he proudly picked up the book, only glanced at it, and suddenly his eyes lit up and he screamed.

"That classmate, why are you not listening to the lecture well, stand up by yourself. The old man's roar instantly lifted the spirits of the sleepy student.

"What about you, the last row of classmates with books in their hands. Seeing that Han Hui stared at the book and did not react, the old man roared again.

The old man plopped up to Han Hui, grabbed the book in his hand, and glanced at it, the cartoon villain on the book was hugging, disheveled, and doing obscene things like mouth-to-mouth, so angry that his old face turned red.

"You, get out of here. The old man suddenly burst out with a force like returning to the light, grabbed Han Hui's clothes, and dragged Han Hui out.

"Teacher, the books are not his. It's ......" Li Xian couldn't bear to be treated like this by his buddy, and stood up and retorted.

"Yours, then, get out of here. The old man glared back at Li Xian.

As soon as Luo Ting stood up, he was also invited out by the old man.

In this way, all four people in dormitory 108 were invited out.

"Enough brothers!" Han Hui secretly gave a thumbs up to the three of them.

"Damn, this old man is crazy, I didn't even read what was written in the book, and I was blasted out. Luo Ting said indignantly.

"I, I was kicked out before I could get up. Tang Bin wanted to cry without tears.

"Why?"

"The teacher said that sitting next to each other in the same row, you are not a good bird. ”

"You're so wronged!" the three of them sighed in unison.

Li Xian asked curiously, "What is written in that book?"

Han Hui smiled mysteriously: "I didn't expect that there would be girls looking at that kind of thing, they are really like-minded." ”

Li Xian immediately understood that most of the books were small yellow books.

Finally, after a class, the four of them returned to the classroom to pack their things with a sense of relief.

"I'm sorry. The girl had not yet left, and walked up to the four of them in shame and bowed her head.

"Hmph, I didn't listen well in class, I watched some filth and obscenity, and the four of us became your substitutes. Han Hui said righteously.

Although her head was about to be lowered to her chest, the girl still didn't forget to retort: "Class leader, I'm really sorry, but that's not **." ”

"I don't think it's **, we have time to discuss together, I really don't understand what those old antiques think, sex promotes social development, but they are regarded as a flood beast. But you have to make it up to us for today. Han Hui coughed and glanced at the girl obscenely, but he didn't expect that she was still a classmate.

Although this girl is a little fatter, she is white and beautiful, and she is also a high-quality resource, as a class leader, he feels that he has an obligation not to let other classes dig into the corner.

The girl looked at the four of them with tears in her eyes: "Or, I'll invite you to dinner?"

"No, we don't know each other. Li Xian refused.

"Of course it's not good, let's just be casual, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, sweet and sour tenderloin, diced kung pao chicken, fried pork with onions, ......" Han Hui reported a large list of dish names.

"No, she's still a girl. Luo Ting shook his head.

"Of course it's not good, let's have some afternoon tea after dinner, and then some pastries and fruits, and we're going to be fine." Han Hui looked embarrassed.

"I'm hungry. Tang Bin's stomach grunted very appropriately.

Han Hui almost wanted to strangle this foodie, originally he wanted to have another dinner, and by the way, develop a relationship with this girl.

"Good!" the girl smiled heartily.

The four of them sat in the restaurant seats, looking at the plates of dishes in front of them, and looked at each other, this girl is a rich person.

A bottle of liquor was served on the table, and the jaws of the four people were immediately shocked.

"You drink?" asked Li Xian in shock.

"Is it strange for girls to drink? Why, or don't you dare?" the girl glanced at the four of them contemptuously and filled her own wine glass.

The four of them seemed to know her again, how could she become a different person as soon as she left the campus?

"My name is Gu Weiwei, I know you, at that roller skating rink. The girl took a sip of the wine in the glass and took the initiative to chat.

How could the four of them be compared to the girls, and they also pinched their noses and drank it.

"Since then, I have adored you and wanted to eat with you, and today I finally have the opportunity. Gu Weiwei touched Li Xian's wine glass and smiled clearly.