From what I know about Sheldon, this kid will ask this kind of question by no means because his thoughts are dirty or his passionate youth has nowhere to put it, this is just a habitual trick to show off his knowledge to hide his complete ignorance in a certain field, I can imagine that this grandson must be a mobile phone Baidu "What should I say when I enter a nightclub to be regarded as a regular customer?" and then I talked according to the answers found in the search, and I don't want to think about where people who often go to nightclubs still have the leisure to answer such boring questions online!

Xie Erdong blinked his innocent eyes and asked the question of whether he should be put in a detention center, but he was embarrassed by the small concierge, how could this be answered? This can be had? This is really not? According to the relevant law, the content of your inquiry will not be displayed?......

"Don't pay attention to him, he just let it out!" I glared at Xie Erdong to shut up, casually assumed the identity of a prisoner released from prison, and said to this cramped young man quietly: "Arrange a box for us." ”

The dialogue of returning to the normal situation made this Xiao Nian breathe a sigh of relief, bowed slightly and stretched his arms, and once again showed a familiar standard smile on his face: "Okay, please go this way." ”

I followed the directions and walked in, and as I passed him, the boy deliberately lowered his voice and said to me, "Sir, we are actually here...... You get the idea!"

Putting aside the splendid decoration and the bewitching and beautiful waiters, we walked into a private room under the flattery of a business manager in his thirties who still has charm - that is, commonly known as Mama Sang, ordered a drink and politely rejected the construction of "find a sister to accompany a few singing", closed the door and took a deep breath to calm down, and we waited for the rabbit...... No, the hunt officially began.

Lao Tzu swore to God, my original plan was to take advantage of the rare opportunity to eat and drink at public expense, and order more than a dozen sisters to accompany us to the carnival party, the porter's sentence "You know" has already made us think about it, but ......

He glared at Xie Erdong with resentment, with this freak who is "as clean as a blank sheet of paper", where does Lao Tzu dare to do entertainment activities that "adults like to see"? This kind of guilt is like taking my seven or eight-year-old son to a kiln, as long as I think that the fierce scene of thunder and fire that day may leave an indelible psychological shadow on the child's young and weak heart, and affect his worldview and even sexual orientation after a few years, I dare not have any thoughts......

"There's no fun in this kind of place!" I was so angry that I didn't want to say anything, the black dog was habitually silent, and the room was naturally as cold as a dead person, so Sheldon would look around and complain about the boredom here.

I snorted angrily: "It's so much fun here, but I can't play with you! Let's make a discussion, okay? I'll give you a dollar, you can take the bus home and sleep, and I'll do 'business' with Li Mo!"

Sheldon shrugged his shoulders: "You know, I never use public transportation, there are more than 500 people on a bus every day, who knows what kind of bacteria and viruses they carry on them? What if there is a deadly, unvaccinated bacterial variant or virus variant that spreads through the guò bus? If you want me to go back, you have to drive me." ”

"Then I'll give you fifteen dollars, and you can take a taxi back?"

Sheldon continued to shake his head: "I will not sit unless the taxi driver shows the vehicle disinfection record and personal medical examination certificate, and provides a certificate that all passengers are free of infectious diseases within the previous month." ”

I was completely speechless, I guess no driver would go crazy in order to earn his fifteen yuan, and the traffic police department of the driver who is crazy to this point will definitely not let such a strange driver drive on the road.

"That's not right!" I suddenly thought, "Didn't you come in my car?

Xie Erdong pulled out a text from his mobile phone and showed it to me: "Considering the convenience and speed of transportation, I naturally have to prepare a ready-to-use car and a ready-to-use driver for myself, my car is chemically disinfected every day, and I regularly take blood samples from everyone who may sit in or have sat in your car to check whether they have infectious diseases, and the only thing that is missing is you! I never expected you to deceive me with an expired health certificate for three months!" It has once again been proven that the so-called trust of human beings is a backward and primitive emotional impulse, and for a person like you, who is lazy and clumsy and cannot completely dictate his own behavior with reason, only a constant whipping can keep up with the pace of the leader......"

I was speechless and looked at the sky, no wonder this grandson has such a high IQ for so many years and can't come up with some scientific research results that shock the world, should!

What's even more annoying is that Ya stole my car keys, disinfected the car every day, and spent time and effort to make health records for all passengers, just too lazy to help me wipe the car, or my Beverly can turn from white to gray? Is it because he doesn't have to sit on the front cover of the car and care? This person is really selfish!

We were about to quarrel here, and Li Mo, who had been lying on the crack in the door and peeking out, suddenly turned around and shouted hurriedly: "Come on...... It's coming!"

I hurriedly abandoned Xie Erdon, opened the door and looked out, just in time to see two young people with famous brands all over their bodies but with deep eye sockets, who were overindulgent at a glance, giggling all the way to the warbler Yanyan, who took the initiative to lean over to offer courtesy, and walked towards the VIP box in the depths of the corridor with a few beautiful women in his arms.

This is our goal, the two second ancestors of the Sun family, judging from their heartless appearance, they still don't know the news that their accomplice Wei Yihu was kidnapped, or they don't care much if they do, after all, the prince must have made a lot of enemies on the road, who knows what the reason for the disappearance of that kid is.

The noisy sound faded away, I just wanted to follow to see which box these two boys had entered, but the door was pushed open from the outside, and the "business foreman" with heavy makeup and bright red went and returned, smiled at us with all kinds of charm, and asked in a coquettish voice: "Do you want anything from the bosses?"

This is to see that we have not ordered "sister" to accompany us, my mother Sang is a little unable to sit still, which industry is fiercely competitive these years, we occupy the box and drink a few people, how much money can people earn?

"Everything?" Sheldon asked dumbfoundedly, "Do you have ice cream here?"

A complicated playful smile appeared on Mama Sang's face, and if you interpret this expression specifically, the meaning is probably "Men really don't have a good thing!": "Bing~Ji~Ling...... Of course we have it here! I didn't expect this boss to look so shy and play so crazy!

I threw out three hundred yuan into the woman's arms with black lines: "What, eldest sister, we'll talk about it later!"

After receiving the tip, the woman nodded with satisfaction: "Then my sister will go and prepare ice ~ Qi ~ shower for you first?"

"No ice cream!" I used a fierce look to repel Xie Erdon, who wanted to answer, and explained in a panic: "The ice cream he said is not the same thing as the kind you said, it is the kind that can be eaten!"

"Hehe, the ice cream my sister said is also the kind that can be eaten!"

After teasing me so hard that my mother, who had received the tip, went away, Sheldon angrily shouted at me, "Why don't you let me eat ice cream!"

"Shut up!" I yelled angrily, "You are not allowed to speak here!