Zhang Hao didn't know who Shao Dong was talking about, but the more he listened, the more he felt that this was not a word that often described himself.

Subconsciously asked, "Who are you talking about?"

Shao Dong chuckled lightly and pointed at him, Zhang Hao was immediately stunned when he saw it: "What am I doing again?" No, I have been honest and honest during this time, and no one has been offended." ”

Shao Dong chuckled, and after finishing talking to Qin Yunxin, he hung up the phone and looked at Zhang Hao and said, "Boy, your peach blossoms are here, Qin Yunxin called me just now and said that there is a woman who likes you and wants to go on a blind date with you, so I will promise to come down for you." ”

Zhang Hao couldn't help frowning when he heard this: "Brother Dong, you don't know me yet, didn't you say it last time, but anyone who introduces someone to me is a waste of time, and you forgot what you said before." ”

Shao Dong coughed helplessly: "I did say this last time, but I can't say that you are hopeless, listen to your sister-in-law, that girl, but she knows everything, and knows what you usually say, and that person still says it doesn't matter." ”

Feng Zhe came over excitedly when he heard this, and said speechlessly: "In these years, this kid still has someone to want, is this a humanitarian spirit?" ”

When Zhang Hao heard this, aren't you kid scolding me, and angrily gave Feng Zhe a punch: "Shut up, what kind of humanitarian spirit, am I Zhang Hao so bad, obviously they don't know how to appreciate it at all, I told you before, your thoughts are not the same as mine."

What you are advocating now is the mainstream thought, my is the non-mainstream thought, you don't understand my world at all, of course I won't understand your world, what we should do now is to understand each other!"

Feng Zhe couldn't help laughing after hearing this: "It's not a mainstream world, do you think you're washing, cutting and blowing, are you going to laugh at me, you kid, and said that the world should understand each other, none of us will understand your world, do you know what it is, the world of general neurosis, everyone won't understand." ”

Zhang Haoqi's face turned red, and he stretched out his hand and pointed at Feng Zhe to complain to Shao Dong: "Brother Dong, look at Feng Zhe, a stinky boy who slanders other people's personalities, he is provoking!"

Shao Dong glared at Feng Zhe helplessly, and recently found that Feng Zhe likes to tease Zhang Hao more and more, but it is different from the previous Ma Si, Ma Si hates Zhang Hao in his heart, Feng Zhe just thinks it is funny, but Zhang Hao doesn't like this way of getting along, he is not a child, why do you always tease me.

Shao Dong coughed helplessly: "Feng Zhe, don't say such things in the future, be careful that Zhang Hao is really in a hurry, take a bite of you, I will definitely stand on Zhang Hao's side when the time comes." ”

"That's it!" Zhang Hao nodded vigorously, and Feng Zhe laughed even louder.

"Oh, Zhang Hao, it's okay, you can bite me, I just got the rabies vaccine, and now, it's still effective." ”

When Zhang Hao heard this, his angry lips trembled, and he felt that he couldn't say anything about this stinky boy, but he was angry in his heart, this stinky boy was simply too hateful, every word was angry, and they also said that I was angry, obviously they were the most annoying.

"Okay, you two, don't quarrel, now let's get back to the topic, Zhang Hao, this is a very rare opportunity, didn't you always complain before that you might have to live alone in the future, now is a rare opportunity, you must take advantage of it!" Shao Dong said with a serious face.

Wang Bo also walked over, patted Zhang Hao on the shoulder and said: "This is indeed a rare opportunity, you must cherish it, but you can't make too much of a living, it also depends on whether that girl is good or not, don't be a liar like your girlfriend before." ”

Zhang Hao shrunk his nose and said with a look of grievance: "Can you not mention that ex-girlfriend, I am numb all over my body when I hear the words ex-girlfriend now, I am a person who has been deeply hurt by feelings, can't you have some sympathy." ”

Shao Dong smiled bitterly, feeling that Zhang Hao's kid is a rare talent, and he can always make the atmosphere more serious when he is very serious.

"Do you think we are willing to mention it, if you were normal, we wouldn't talk about these things, Zhang Hao, I'm still a little worried about you, otherwise, I'll tell your sister-in-law, let's lean back on this matter, cultivate your language system first, and then think you're okay, how about we let you date that girl again?" Shao Dong thought about it and frowned and said.

Everyone else nodded, feeling that it was the safest to do so, and the only one who felt that this matter was too much was Zhang Hao himself.

Zhang Hao coughed lightly: "I don't think there is a problem with my language system, can it be that you can't understand what I say, or can't I understand your words myself?" ”

Shao Dong looked at Zhang Hao helplessly and said: "You are wrong, there is a fundamental failure in your language system, we really can't understand what you say, and you have never understood what we say." ”

Zhang Hao blinked his eyes when he heard this, and said with a puzzled expression: "What? No, I can understand, Brother Dong, did you take the wrong medicine, why are you talking confused now." ”

Shao Dong slapped Zhang Hao on the shoulder, Zhang Hao wailed, and grinned with painful porcelain teeth: "Brother Dong, what are you doing, I have something to say, why are you so ruthless, it must be bruised." ”

Wang Bo snorted lightly: "This slap is light, there is really something wrong with your mouth, you just took the wrong medicine, come up and say that others have taken the wrong medicine, your brain is really sick." ”

Zhang Hao looked at Shao Dong with an aggrieved face, and didn't know what to say for a long time: "Is there really something wrong with my language system, why don't I think about it?"

Wang Bo chuckled: "That's because you have a problem with your own brain, so you can't hear it at all, the second meaning of what we say, sometimes you are very smart, sometimes you are a mentally retarded child, now you don't have to worry about this issue with us, we have to cultivate your language system now, don't go wrong again." ”

Shao Dong sighed deeply and said, "Zhang Hao, do you want a girlfriend, if you really die alone in the future, will you regret it." ”

Zhang Hao said loudly: "Of course I regret it, of course I want a girlfriend, I mumble in your ear every day." ”

Shao Dong nodded: "Since you want a girlfriend so much, then this opportunity is really rare, you must take advantage of it, don't ask so many whys, as long as you do what we say, there should be no big problem, you must remember that what you think is right is sometimes not right." ”

Zhang Hao shook his head seriously: "I don't think this sentence is quite right, what is called what I think is right is often not right, it is obviously the current social construction, I think my thoughts are non-mainstream thoughts, but it does not mean that my thoughts are wrong."

You are just a popular thought, you can't say that the majority of people agree with the idea, it must be the right thought, you think about the Qin Dynasty's Legalist thought. ”

Shao Dong looked at Zhang Hao's serious nonsense speechlessly, and there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart.

"Shut up! What is the mainstream idea of non-mainstream thinking, are we discussing this with you now?!"

Zhang Hao coughed lightly and shook his head and said, "No, you are not discussing this issue with me. ”

Shao Dong said speechlessly: "Then what are you doing with such nonsense, we are teaching you how to get along with other girls, does your method work?"

"It doesn't work. Zhang Hao said very honestly.

"Isn't that the end, you can just listen to us from now on, don't talk so much nonsense, what mainstream ideas are non-mainstream thoughts, that kind of thinking is just hovering on the verge of mental illness, do you know?!

Often people are mentally ill, they like to say that, I think you are also fast, and when we think you are hopeless one day, we will send you to a psychiatric hospital collectively. ”

Wang Yihai happened to come out of the psychiatric hospital and was about to chat with Shao Dong when he heard them discussing the issue of mental illness.

"What's wrong? Who is mentally ill?" Wang Yihai said as he waited for his eyes to look left and right.

Feng Zhe quietly pointed to Zhang Hao in front of him, meaning that this neuropathy is right in front of you.

Wang Yihai laughed: "Isn't this kid already insane." ”

Zhang Hao heard the expression that was called a grievance, from the beginning of this topic, he was ridiculed by this group of people, and now this group of people is still unrelenting, Zhang Hao snorted lightly and said with a look of grievance: "You are bullying me, hum! ”

Shao Dong looked at Zhang Hao helplessly: "Okay, we didn't bully you, we are helping you, but they are indeed laughing at you, but didn't you say it before, you are used to it, okay, don't be like them, let's think about it, how to train you then." ”

Wang Yihai asked puzzledly, "What are you training?"

"There is a girl who has taken a fancy to Zhang Hao, and we plan to help from it, so that Zhang Hao, a kid, can get along with other girls in a normal way, and I don't want him to be alone until he goes to the dark. Wang Bo explained with a chuckle.

Wang Yihai nodded: "Yes, yes, Zhang Hao is finally about to usher in spring, by the way, I came to you today to discuss something with you." ”

Shao Dong raised his head in surprise: "What's the matter?"

A strange flush appeared on Wang Yihai's face: "That, that I want to marry Yang Bingbing, I want to ask you, do you have to wait a little longer, after all, the two of us haven't been together for long, if we get married in such a hurry, will it seem too ......?"