Chapter 56: Pretending to be sick in military training
On September 2, the military training of Western University arrived as scheduled.
Under the hot sun, the students sweated like rain, and the playground resounded with slogans one after another.
Li Xian and the others rushed into the playground in a panic, but they were stopped by the red armbands on duty.
"Here is military training, idlers stop. ”
Because of the rush in the morning, they didn't have time to get dressed, so they wiped their faces and rushed out, arriving at the playground with their shirts in one hand and their military caps in the other.
Several people hurriedly put on their clothes, and Han Hui pointed to his hat and said, "Dude, we are also here for military training, so it's convenient." ”
"Who's your buddy? The red armband looked at him expressionlessly.
"Yes, yes, hello comrades. ”
Han Hui squeezed his eyes at the two red armbands, reached into his pants pocket and took out a cigarette case, revealing a knowing smile.
"Which class are you from, I tell you, don't come to this, you will be punished for this. ”
Han Hui stuffed the cigarette case into the pocket of the red armband at once, and shouted in surprise to the playground: "Comrade, you actually smoked during military training. ”
The red armband was stunned for a second, and then almost vomited blood in anger, quickly covered Han Hui's mouth, and said angrily: "Don't shout, don't shout, go quickly, the platoon commander is here, just when we didn't see you." ”
"Thank you, brother, next time I have the opportunity to invite you to smoke. ”
"Let's go, don't let us see you. "The red armbands want to cry without tears.
Li Xian and the others gave a thumbs up to Han Hui as they ran.
I have to say, he is too cheap.
"Han Hui, your price is a bit big!" Luo Ting smacked his lips, feeling sorry for him.
"You think there's cigarettes in that cigarette case?" Han Hui sneered.
"Or else?"
"That cigarette case is what I usually use to hold my uncle, I don't have a cigarette, I stuff it with paper torn from your book. ”
"I'm Nima. ”
The red armband took out a cigarette case from his pocket and secretly shook it in front of another shorter red armband: "Two later?"
"Let me smell it first and quench my cravings. The shorter red armband's eyes lit up, and he opened the box and leaned his nose up.
The two looked at the white paper with xyz written on it, and suddenly petrified, and after a long time, they spit out two words: "Liar!"
Li Xian and the four of them walked around the playground for almost ten minutes, but they never found their class.
"Squad Leader Han, where is our class?" the three of them looked at Han Hui together.
"How do I know, isn't this looking for?" Han Hui blocked the sunlight with his hand and kept looking around.
"This squad leader made you be, and you can't even recognize all the people in the class. Li Xian complained.
As soon as Han Hui wanted to refute, Luo Ting next to him suddenly shouted, "Look, there is a group of people waving to us over there. ”
"Yes, you see, isn't that stupid big guy Huang Fei from our class? Han Hui said excitedly.
"Go over and see. ”
A few people just approached the square team over there with a smile, but they were frightened by a loud shout: "Stop!"
Li Xian and the others looked back and saw the instructor walking with a cold face.
"Hello instructor. The four of them reacted immediately and shouted sweetly.
"Don't give me a hippie smile, I was more than an hour late for the first day of military training, look at your military uniforms, the buttons are all in the wrong position, which is a bit of a soldier's appearance, while standing in a military posture, as long as you are late, you can stand in a military posture for as long as you want. ”
The instructor's words made their hearts sink to the bottom, and after more than an hour of military posture, they were still under the scorching sun, and they had to shed their skin if they didn't die.
"Instructor Feng, they seem to be my students. ”
At this moment, another voice came from the side.
The voice was a little hoarse, but it was like a sound of heaven in the ears of the four people.
Instructor Feng glanced at the four of them embarrassedly, and complained, "You are not my students, what are you doing in our team?"
The four of them didn't bother to reply, and hurriedly ran to the voice just now.
"Instructor, the first day was a little uncomfortable, accommodating. Han Hui said with a shy face.
"Don't worry, four, I have always liked to mingle with you, and I will not let you stand in a military posture like Instructor Feng did. ”
As soon as the instructor's words were finished, the four of them were overjoyed and excited to have a reasonable instructor.
However, in the next second, the instructor's words made them completely dead.
"However, let's move, you can't be idle, Instructor Feng's method is good, well, that's it, how long is late, you can do as many push-ups as you want, you have to standardize the standard." ”
After almost a hundred push-ups, the four of them groaned weakly in the shade of a tree.
"On this day, life is worse than death. Han Hui twisted his shirt hard, and a string of water splashed out.
"I knew that it was better to stand in a military posture. I now feel like my hands and feet are not listening. Luo Ting lay on the grass on all fours.
Li Xian looked at the increasingly intense sunlight and muttered, "Do you want to get sick in the afternoon?"
Han Hui got up all of a sudden and asked in a low voice, "Ask for sick leave?"
"Squad Leader Han, you have a lot of bad ideas, will you come out?" Li Xian smiled sheepishly.
"Go, don't make me up, my name is Great Wisdom. Pretending to be sick is nothing more than a headache and fever and stomach discomfort, it is too late for a cold and fever, so we pretend to eat something bad and are bedridden. Han Hui pulled the four of them closer and whispered in their ears.
In the afternoon, the four of them lay in bed and pretended to have a stomach ache after filling some overnight meals in their lunch boxes.
Qi Ming, the counselor, ran into the dormitory angrily, saw the pale appearance of the four people, and went out worriedly, telling the four of them to pay attention to rest.
"Teacher Qi, the four of us are all poor, we can't afford to eat, we ate a few bites of last night's meal at noon, it's like this, we're afraid that our illness will not get better for a while, but we are worried about military training, we only have a chance for military training in four years, but our body, alas!"
Han Hui said sadly, tears falling down.
"You can rest in peace, or will you arrange another military training for you when the time comes?"
Li Xian almost strangled Han Hui to death, Qi Ming left, what are you pretending to be, you have to say a word.
Han Hui was also full of chagrin, but his face was very self-blaming, and he hurriedly refused: "Teacher Qi, don't be like this, we can't delay the instructor's time because of this trivial matter, we will train ourselves in the future." ”
"Very good, I will publicize your affairs in the department, so that everyone can come to the dormitory to learn your spirit. ”
Qi Ming nodded with satisfaction, took a step and left.
At this moment, the whole dormitory was stunned.
All afternoon, they lay in bed pretending to be sick, afraid that someone would suddenly come.
At five o'clock, the instructor led a group of students to visit the four of them in the dormitory in waves.
In the 40-degree heat, the four of them had to lie on the bed, pretending to be very uncomfortable.
The next day, the four finally couldn't bear it anymore and returned to the playground to start military training.
"Bang bang!" greeted their return with a round of applause.
"Their spirit is worth learning from each of us, and then we should take a few breaks and practice. ”
The instructor took the lead in applauding and said with a smile.