Volume 1: Searching the Mountains and Inspecting the Sea to Catch the Leader Chapter 101: The Licensed Flat Man

There was a bang outside the window, and Lao Wang's blue nose and swollen face climbed in along the window, lying on the ground, and shouting weakly: "Help...... help"

Fang Zhang was shocked, "Why did you let the drunk fight like this!"

Lao Wang lay on the ground and trembled: "He, he, he, he, will be drunk!"

Fang Zhang opened the window, revealing a crack, looking at Wu Song, who was swaying outside, this product was actually recovered. I saw him raise his hand to the window, and said in his mouth: "The big insect is haunting, don't come out quickly and die!"

As soon as he said this, Lao Wang was so frightened that he was about to pee his pants, "What should I do." ”

Fang Zhang's face was full of helplessness, and secretly said that this thing is really a waste, "Didn't you beat him too?

Hearing this, Lao Wang fell into deep thought, and then said, "No!"

Fang Zhang's face turned green directly, and then he took out the fairy beans and stuffed them into Lao Zhou's mouth, "Don't sleep, get up and work!"

At this time, Lao Wang spoke again, "No, I must fight myself until I am relieved, otherwise your task will not be completed!"

Fang Zhang was directly stunned on the ground when he heard this, his face was darker than Li Kui at this time, and he pointed at Lao Wang with deep hatred, "Why are you so confident in yourself." As he spoke, he threw a little red book on Lao Wang's face, "Life and death are fate, success or failure is in the sky." ”

Lao Wang took the little red book and read it out of his voice: "Flat people permit ......"

This was obtained by Fang Zhang a long time ago by doing a task, and the reason why he didn't take it out before was because he didn't know if this thing was effective, and if it didn't work, he was afraid that Lao Wang would be killed by the energetic Wu Songdang.

At this time, he has been approached to a dead end, "Just such a last chance, the certificate holder, it is done, let's go home, if it is not that we will give you out, let Wu Song fall, Lao Zhou and I will fall into the grass from now on, and we will never see each other again." ”

Lao Wang was in tears, flipping through this little red book, "Don't joke with me, if I take this, will people let me beat me?"

Fang Zhang waved his hand impatiently, he didn't want to say a word to this tease at all now, but he still said: "The sins I have done, I have to be entangled with tears, it's not that I can't save it when I see death, but I really can't do anything, go, fate is in your own hands!"

Lao Wang also realized that he couldn't beat it himself, and he didn't let people fight him, but there was only one way. It's a good day, but if you have to get here to find abuse, you can only blame yourself for being blinded by hatred

He glanced at Wu Song, who was drunk in the backyard, took a long breath, jumped out of the window with his hand, and at the same time listened to the chapter in the house: "Don't look for me if you're dead!"

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Wu Song saw Lao Wang jump out of the window, thinking that this goods had entered the house to eat people to replenish energy, so he was furious, and he roared when he saw injustice, "The big insect still dares to hurt people! ”

Saying that, he charged towards Lao Wang, Lao Wang's pants were wet, and if he was caught by this guy, he would definitely be beaten to death.

He was about to run, but a big split slipped under his feet, and he tried to control his balance, but the crotch of his pants was torn open.

But Wu Song was already close at hand, and he stretched out his fist, "Take your life!"

Lao Wang closed his eyes in despair, but the expected fist did not come as expected.

After watching Wu Song lean back and lift his feet off the ground, he fell without warning. Inertia allowed the guy to continue on the smooth road, and slipped under the crotch of Lao Wang, and the two crotches hit the trunk before stopping, and he suffered a humiliation from the crotch.

Wu Song was knocked numb, but he made a carp on the spot, got up and rushed towards Lao Wang again, and raised his hand to hit Lao Wang's soft underbelly.

But as soon as the fist touched Lao Wang's body, the power was instantly unloaded, and at the same time, Lao Wang's body was as if it was smeared with oil, silky, and Wu Song was leisurely out, and his face hit a tree not far away.

The huge impact force shook off the heavy snow on the treetops, and smashed on Wu Song's head with a thud.

This is amazing, Lao Wang looked at the little red book in his hand incredulously, the permission of the flat man is really not in vain!

Wu Song got up and patted off the snow on his body, he had already entered a semi-violent state, picked up a wooden stick from the ground, and he decided to cut it directly.

At this time, Lao Wang was full of confidence, and he did not dodge or dodge in the face of the whistling wooden stick, but just stood in front of him, "The person with the certificate." ”

Wu Song saw the red book in front of him, and was furious, "You actually insulted me!" and then attacked the top of Lao Wang's head with round arms.

But the moment the stick fell, Wu Song's feet slipped again, and he suddenly lost his center of gravity, staggered a few steps and crashed into the dog shed of Gu's sister-in-law's mansion, and several green bricks fell off, and they should not be smashed on the top of the sleeping vicious dog's head.

At the same time, there was a dog barking, Wu Song was chased by a half-human tall big yellow dog running all over the ground, after a bite, the big yellow dog was relieved, spit out the strip of cloth in his mouth, and barked at Wu Song twice, and then went back to the kennel to sleep.

Looking at Wu Song, panting, his face was full of depression, and the clothes on his body were a little less calm and a little more fashionable, this is the legendary beggar costume! He dared to fight the tiger, but he really didn't dare to move this big yellow dog, and if he moved, he was afraid that the warm nest would be his home in the future.

Seeing Wu Song so decadent, Lao Wang's heart was very happy, he decided to go all out and relieve the hatred that had been buried in his heart for thousands of years, he put on the finger tiger and walked slowly towards Wu Song.

Wu Song drank too much, but he was not confused, he saw that there must be something strange about this matter, this person came prepared today, the hero does not suffer the loss in front of him, he decided to go first, but as soon as he took a step, his intuition was empty, and then the sky turned dark.

"Puff" fell into the pit!

Wu Song was shocked, this sister-in-law Gu actually set a trap in her backyard! Before she could raise her head, she saw that Lao Wang also jumped down and smashed a tiger on his face, and Wu Song suddenly felt that his right cheek was bulging.

He didn't care about the pain, turned over and climbed onto the trap, turned around and fled, but before he took two steps, there was a sharp pain under his feet, and then he saw that there was a hunting rack erected under the snow, and it was biting on his leg at this time, too back!

Wu Song squatted down to untie the set, but this sister-in-law Gu's technique was really exquisite, one button after another, he used a puzzle to solve it, but he couldn't untie it. said that it was too late, and then it was too fast, Lao Wang crawled out of the trap and hit Wu Song's back with a wild wheel.

laughed loudly while slamming, "You also have today, hahaha, I'll kill you!"

As he spoke, his fist began to move towards the back of Wu Song's head.

The sleeve wrapped around his leg couldn't be untied for a while, Wu Song simply gave up resistance, and this time he chose to huddle on the ground with his head in his hands, which was more obscene than the last time.

The strength of the old man did not decrease, and he said while turning: "It's cool, it's cool!"

Just as Lao Wang was beating him, he felt a gust of evil wind behind him, and he instinctively dodged sideways, only to see a tiger head knife stuck in the snow.

Looking back, Sister-in-law Gu was standing at the door, raising her knife and pointing at Lao Wang: "Who are you!"