Saying that the most suitable place for ghosts is the cemetery, Fang Zhang beckoned to call a taxi, and the taxi driver rolled down the window to look at a few drunkards, and said in disgust, "There are too many people and overload to pull it." ”

Fang Zhang said, "It's okay, there are four of us." ”

Zhang Sanfeng is too old and his yang energy is not enough, so he is afraid that the ghost will not be caught by then, so he will be taken away. Not to mention Hou Yi, if he goes, let alone a ghost, it is estimated that he will not even be able to find a weasel within a radius of ten miles.

So Fang Zhang asked them to go to the hospital and wait first.

The driver looked at a few more people, "Don't spit in my car." Then he asked, "Where are you going?"

"Cemetery No. 3. ”

"I'll fuck your uncle!"

"Hey, how are you swearing!" the driver didn't want to talk to Fang Zhang, and threw the leftover pancake fruit from the morning into his face, "Neurotic!" and then kicked the accelerator and sprayed the exhaust into Fang Zhang's face and drove away.

It is also said that it is impossible for a normal person to go to the cemetery at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, except for the neurosis.

In the end, these people had no choice but to pedal their bicycles.

The cemetery was cloudy and windy, Lin Min briefly explained the operation method of the cup fairy, and then took out the candle in front of the tombstone next to him, spread the poster torn off the wall on the ground, drew an arrow with lipstick, and finally took out the ceramic teacup given by the owner of the barbecue restaurant from his bag and buckled it upside down on the paper, "Okay." ”

This is the most chilling ghost invitation ceremony Fang Zhang has ever seen.

"Everyone put their fingers on it, and soon the ghosts will come. ”

Huluwa lit a cigarette, took a deep puff of smoke rings, revealing a ruined childhood, pressed her fingers on it one step ahead, and several people were in place one after another, Lin Min said, "Let's all relax and move the cup gently." ”

At the same time as the game begins, the surrounding atmosphere becomes eerie and windy.

Suddenly, there was a feeling of deprivation in the fingertips of everyone, and the cup began to move involuntarily, coming, coming!

Just as the cup moved to the point where the arrow became, only to hear a snap, the cup shattered, and everyone was stunned, what is the situation!

At this time, Xiang Yu was full of embarrassment, "I was just nervous and a little hard" This cup was broken by him.

At the beginning of the game, a cold wind blew, and several people were in the same spirit, and everyone began to get nervous, because at this time they could clearly feel the cup moving on its own.

Before the words fell, a bright light appeared behind him, coming!

And I came by car!

Fang Zhang got up helplessly, this is, where there are so many ghosts, it won't work at all. However, Lin Min said, "No, there is something wrong with this car." ”

Fang Zhang asked, "What can be the problem, Hyundai brand car." ”

"The question is who comes to the cemetery in the middle of the night. Fang Zhang looked at himself a little helplessly, why is no one here to do it.

Saying this, the car driver got out of the car, and there was a person behind him, and everyone was stunned, this is going to be buried directly.

The middle-aged man carried an old lady wearing a head in an ancient costume on his back, although he couldn't see his face clearly

Rong, but with Fang Zhang's many years of experience, this is definitely not a person.

The middle-aged man walked over and said with an anxious face, "My mother is sick, the doctor will show me quickly?"

Fang Zhang rubbed his temples and said, "Don't look at it, just throw it in the grave and bury it." ”

The middle-aged man was anxious when he heard this, "Why are you talking about human language?"

"Are you talking about human words, you came to the cemetery in the middle of the night to see a doctor!" Fang Zhang said.

The man's face was full of doubts, "What cemetery, isn't this a hospital?" Lin Min walked around the middle-aged man twice and whispered, "He's confused." ”

And the head of the old lady parasitic on the shoulders of the middle-aged man seemed to be aware of it, and slowly raised her head, and a white face appeared in front of everyone's eyes, and it was a paper person again.

This thing is neither a ghost nor a fairy, it is A4 paper fine, and it has no use value at all, but if you leave it alone, this middle-aged man may not be fascinated somewhere, and eat stuffy sticks.

Fang Zhang grabbed the paper man's arm, "You come down for me." Before the words fell, Fang Zhang's arm reflected a few scratches, "Fuck, scratch me!"

The paper figure had a hideous face, and a squeaky sound came out of his mouth, "Boy, don't be nosy. ”

At this time, the gourd baby Zhou Shuai walked over slowly, pushed open the room chapter and said, "I'll deal with it, I'll deal with it." ”

And the middle-aged body became heavier and heavier, he gritted his teeth and said, "Mom, you are too heavy" Immediately, he raised his head with difficulty and said "help" to a few people

The gourd baby next to him didn't get started, took out the lighter, snapped, lit the lighter, and at the same time, the paper man's body trembled obviously, this thing is most afraid of fire.

Fang Zhang's face darkened, this thing doesn't want to burn it, but this wild girl will definitely suffer if the son is on fire, and it will be difficult to eat a lawsuit when the time comes.

But when Fang Zhang was still in the imagination, Zhou Shuai had already put it into practice, only to hear a buzz, and then the paper figure ignited a fire, and the middle-aged man also lit up in a panic.

A few people hugged their shoulders from the side, watching the excitement with relish, Fang Zhang's face was green, and he put out the fire, and said, "Fight the fire, there is still panting under the A4 paper! I can tell you, this is a particularly serious circumstance, and it is definitely enough to kill!"

At this time, a few people reacted, took off their clothes and smoked at the middle-aged man who fell to the ground, and I don't know whether he was burned by the fire or beaten, the middle-aged man roared again and again, and finally, under the watering of a few bubbles of urine, the fire was completely extinguished.

Fortunately, the fire was controlled in time, and the middle-aged man only blackened his face and scorched his hair, but there were no hard injuries on his body.

He looked around in horror, his mind full of questions, who am I? Where am I?

Huluwa lit a cigarette again, spit out a smoke ring, and said unhurriedly, "I'm sorry, your mother blew up!"

It's the same as my lines at the time!

"Why am I here?" said the middle-aged man in shock.

Fang Zhang said: "What about you, what are you doing here in the middle of the night?"

The middle-aged man was embarrassed when he heard this, "Drink some wine at night, I'm afraid that there will be a drunk driver, so I took a detour, and it was convenient on the way, in the blink of an eye."

Here it is. ”

Fang Zhang said: "You are fascinated by A4 paper. ”

The middle-aged man rubbed his face vigorously, looked at the wreckage on the ground in shock, and Fang Zhang said, "Put the car here, get up early tomorrow and come back to get it, don't drive if you drink in the future, if you don't have us, you may be sold somewhere." ”

The middle-aged man agreed again and again, and then sighed, "Those people came here in the middle of the night?"

"We have a business. Fang Zhang prevaricated.

At this time, the goblin came over and said, "Let's take a ride back, I didn't drink." Fang Zhang said, "What is the matter done?"

The little goblin took out a glass bottle, picked up some ash from the ground, and said, "It was indeed replaced by us, the paper was burned, but the original soul is still there." Then he said, "Just put this in her mouth." ”

Put this thing in his beloved body, Fang Zhang definitely didn't accept it, "Let's change it." ”

The little goblin said, "It's too late, make do, and besides, this is only a very small part, just a little reaction." Looking at Fang Zhang's hesitation, Lin Min said, "Don't hesitate, the memorial service will start in hesitation." ”

The house really couldn't turn this corner, thought for a while, and said, "Then you guys go, I'll continue to contact Wang Laojiao." ”

In fact, everyone knows that Fang Zhang is trying his luck to see if he can find a more suitable soul, but he never thought that even if he found himself, he would not be able to surrender.

hospital

At the door, Hou Yi had been waiting for a long time, and someone came to say, "It's done?"

"It's over, what about the people?" Lin Min asked.

Hou Yi looked at the time, "The one I just asked is still inside, but the funeral home will come to pick up people in a while." ”

After that, a few people walked inside, and when they walked to the entrance of the building, they were stopped by the security guard, "Why are you going?" Hou Yi directly took out his documents, "Investigate the case." ”

When the security guard heard this, he saw a few people behind him, and immediately changed his face, and said with a smile, "It's a big case." ”

Hou Yi didn't speak, and walked straight inside, you know, he chewed a whole box of chewing gum in order to cover the smell of wine.

On the way, the goblin asked, "It's strange, doesn't this person have to be sent to the funeral home when he dies?"

Xiang Yu said: "I heard that his sister didn't want Liu Yue'e to be in the funeral home, saying that she could accompany her more in the hospital." ”

"Oh. ”

When they arrived at the morgue, several people were stunned, only to see a row full of cabinets, "Which one is this!"

"It's really not good, let's take a look at them one by one," the little goblin said as he pulled, "Which of you knows Liu Yue." ”

Hou Yi said, "I know!"

Xiang Yu said, "I also know and have met once." Saying that, a few people began to draw the cabinet, "No, I'm not this, I'm not either"

Suddenly, Hou Yi's phone rang, he frowned, and said softly, "I'll go out and answer the phone first." Xiang Yu made a 0k gesture, "Don't worry." With that, he yawned, and the wine came up, and a mist rose in front of him.

At this time, Zhang Sanfeng said, "Do you think this?"

Everyone came around, and when they saw it, they didn't realize that there was a gap in their hearts, but

Suffering from illness, it is inevitable that you will lose shape.

Xiang Yu squinted, tried his best to keep himself awake, and looked at it for a moment and said, "It should be, it may be that the sick person is out of shape." ”

Zhang Sanfeng asked, "No, don't be." ”

Xiang Yu rubbed his eyes, "Yes." ”

After that, Lin Min opened the cork, put the ash into his mouth, and then said, "You guys withdraw first." ”

After everyone left, the goblin walked to the security room as if nothing had happened, pointed in the direction of the morgue and said, "There is a sound there." ”

When the security guard saw that it was the case-handling officer just now, he didn't dare to slack off, so he walked over and took a look

For a while, the entire hospital blew up, the morgue was full of people, and Xiang Yu, who was in ambush not far away, snapped his fingers, and it was done!

Before leaving, Hou Yi had a little more heart, grabbed a doctor who had just come over there and asked, "What's going on?"

The doctor was displeased, and said, "The person who has been dead for half a year, the security guard said that the person spoke, and he was very neurotic, and he tossed us in the middle of the night." ”

Everyone was stunned, and asked in unison, "How long?"

The doctor said indignantly, "It's been half a year, that person is the nameless female corpse who committed suicide by throwing herself into the river sent half a year ago, and the security guard said that this person just talked to him!

Several people all looked at Xiang Yu, and Xiang Yu looked at him in embarrassment, probably misunderstood

At this time, a funeral parlor car slowly drove into the hospital, Zhang Guan Li Dai, and tossed in vain.

Drinking is a mistake!