30. Forest hunting

Burke's affair made Emperor Wu feel uncomfortable, but life still had to go on.

Cute rabbits and herds of wild boars have long been a problem in Australia, and Emperor Wu decided to give the government a favor: hunting.

I wanted to take SchrΓΆdinger with me, but it was too small, and although it had the credit of catching hares before, Emperor Wu was still very worried about its safety in the face of Australian-style beasts such as wild boars.

In Australia, a magical continent, rich in all kinds of strange beasts and rare birds, many animals due to the protection of the system, coupled with no natural enemies, not only reproduce rapidly, but also accidentally grow into beasts.

The resistance of Australian aborigines to foreign species is basically zero, and the English gentleman brings in rabbits, and the rabbits are flooded. The noblewoman brought her pet cat, the biu!wild cat, to kill the indigenous birds in various ways. Toads, cane toads are coming, sou! everywhere, lizards, snakes and even kangaroos are poisoned. Wild boars, foxes, camels and more can be found in the least likely places in Australia, roaming and killing native species.

Early in the morning, five Wenfei staff members came to the ranch early and brought a lot of professional equipment.

There was a bearded uncle who retired from the financial industry and found something to do, and became a farm truck driver.

It wasn't long before Tex arrived in his old Horton.

"Good morning, BOSS. ”

Wearing sunglasses and a camouflage vest, Tex looked very energetic.

"It's not a loss to be a veteran special forces, we're more like catching drug dealers. Emperor Wu said with a smile, and he also wore a desert camouflage vest.

Tex laughed, "Those prey shivered when they saw us, set up the pan and jumped in. ”

"Okay, man, the weapons are in the hall, I'll start the car, what we hit today, we'll eat at night. ”

Turks snapped his fingers and headed down the hall.

"Hey, big guy, in my opinion, you're more like going on a date. Uncle Beard quipped.

Tex spread his hands, "My child is already so tall, long past that age, but the boss is a good age to date." ”

"That's right, when you become a rancher at a young age, there are many women who want to kneel in front of him. ”

The raptor drove out of the backyard, and Turks was already standing there waiting with his oily leather bag on his back.

"BOSS, I THINK THIS WOODEN HOUSE SHOULD HAVE A HOSTESS. ”

"That's right, I made a list of candidates, and you help me with the staff officer. "Emperor Wu put on black sunglasses, handsome.

"Who? Although I haven't been in town for long, pretty girls are almost all recognizable. Tex said as he carried his baggage to the trunk.

"I think, Cheryl, Natalie Portman, Megan, yes, and Jennifer Lawrence. ”

After Emperor Wu finished speaking, Tex was stunned for a second.

"Boss, how is Kim Kardashian? Her buttocks are hot enough, and as far as I know, she doesn't have a good relationship with Kanye right now. ”

Tex sat in the passenger seat, and the wild raptor stuffed a muscular man, looking crowded.

"No, no, no, that ass looks like it can squash me, I prefer Emma Watson!"

"Okay, grab the boar and we'll talk about that. ”

South Australian Ranch is located on the outskirts of XN, less than five kilometres from the forest, a few minutes away.

This forest is usually unvisited, so it retains a lot of small insects in Australia, and it is a primeval forest.

After parking the car, the two walked around the forest with their weapon bags on their backs.

"You've hunted?" Emperor Wu asked.

Tex shook his head, I wasn't very interested in animals other than people before.

You should find an old driver to lead the way, how can two inexperienced people play.

After walking for five minutes, suddenly there was a commotion in the bushes in front of me, and there was a cry of "coaxing, snorting, sneering".

"It's a big guy. Tex "whispered" to remind.

"Shhhhh

The bushes grew louder and louder, and a black lump of flesh squeezed out of it.

Big boar! Big black boar!

Much longer than an adult, very fat, covered in fluff.

"Shet, this special meow is Pig Sla! It's so fat, you can make a few boxes of sausages!" Emperor Wu was very excited.

"God, don't be surprised that any little pet turns into a beast here. Despite his low voice, Tex kept his voice high, "In the 18th century, Captain Philip of England brought European rabbits to the Royal Navy's First Fleet, and for the next two hundred years, they turned this place into the Australian Rabbits. ”

Emperor Wu nodded, "I've heard about the human rabbit war in Australia. ”

"And that's not all, the British have brought kittens and toads, and I bet there is a wild cat the size of a dog and a toad the size of a rabbit in this woods. ”

Pig Silla seems to have heard the movement here, in Australia, which lacks large predators, he is so big that he is almost invincible in the jungle, and with a suit of armor, he can be unscrupulous and domineering.

Pig Shra staggered over, and Emperor Wu turned to run.

"Hey, boss, where are you going?" Turks asked.

Emperor Wu touched his head, "Eh, I'm sorry, I'm sick, we're here to hunt, quick, take our crossbow!"

Tex went to the oily leather bag for a while, and said suspiciously: "BOSS, I suspect that you have been deceived by the store, we Australians call this a brush." ”

Emperor Wu looked back, dumbfounded, and then looked at the oily leather bag, I'll go!

"Fake!" Emperor Wu ran over and rummaged through, it was full of cleaning tools, and he could do a full set of care for Pig Sla.

"Where's the gun. ”

"There's a butt gun. ”

"Then you're doing the right thing, boss. ”

"Which move?"

"Run!"

The two turned around and ran, and Pig Shra found that his prey had fled, and chased after him with a low roar, startling a bird in the small forest.

Fortunately, it was close to the parking spot, and Tex jumped into the car, and Emperor Wu twisted the key suddenly.

Bang Dang!

"Shet! get ahead! this guy is coming up!" shouted Tex from behind.

I saw that Pig Slav showed no mercy and hit the butt of the car with his fangs.

The raptor ass was jacked a big hole by this guy.

Back at the ranch, the five farm employees had already turned over all the land, and the smell of fresh earth wafted everywhere.

Uncle Beard greeted them, "Hey man, I thought I was dazzled by my age, my backpack was full of weapons, and I bet you didn't spend less money on these crossbows." ”

"That's right, I took your brush to the forest to bathe the wild boar, and it was so happy that it made a big hole in the butt of my car. ”

Uncle Beard turned behind the Raptor and took a puff on his cigar and said with a smile, "It seems that Mr. Wild Boar is very enthusiastic." ”

Emperor Wu kissed the crossbow fiercely and escaped death.

"Go, Turks, stop the brute who crashed the car. ”

The two of them were fully armed, and before leaving, they checked five times, and the bags were indeed weapons, and they fought back into the forest with great vigour.

"Boss, hunt with a bit of vigour. ”

"Like you on the battlefield?"

"Yes, every time I think about how to kill my opponent, I always show mercy. ”

Emperor Wu glared at him, "Have you ever killed someone?"

Turks didn't answer directly, "The war was brutal, and one of my team members stayed in Iraq forever. ”

The two of them returned to where they had been.

I saw two more adult wild boars beside the wild boar, and the two boars were wandering around the forest, as if looking for something.

"BOSS, WHAT ARE THEY DOING?" Turks asked.

"Like us, let the eldest take the younger brother out hunting. ”

"They're hunting? Who's the prey?"

Emperor Wu pointed at himself and then at Tex, "The man who ran away like the wind just now." ”

The boar skin is so thick, it must be warm to make a fur coat.

Emperor Wu didn't have ink, took out a brand-new crossbow, hung up the arrow, and aimed all his strength at Zhu Sla.

Turks did the same, aiming at the big fat pig.

"I'm aiming at the heart. Emperor Wu whispered.

"I'm aiming at the eye, and if you don't shoot, it won't be able to chase us. "Tex has a big personality, even when hunting is life-threatening.

A scout pig noticed something and spun around vigilantly.

"Whoosh!whoosh!" both arrows flew out at the same time, flying straight along the low bushes.

Hearing only a "whoosh", Pig Sila moved a few steps and fell to the ground in pain!

"Cool! I'm going to eat two large pieces of wild boar tonight!" exclaimed Tex excitedly.

Hearing the news that he was going to be eaten, Pig Sila seemed to be very dissatisfied, and stood up again, with two arrows stuck in his hind legs!

"What about the eye-catching?"

"You're not going to shoot it in the heart?"

The companions next to him were already fleeing in fright, and Pig Sla, as the pig king, was completely furious!

Emperor Wu thought to himself that the effective range of the crossbow arrow was 50 meters, and about 40 meters was the fastest speed.

The two of them spread five meters, calmly reloaded the arrow, got down on half a knee, and aimed again.

Pig Sla ran towards Emperor Wu, looking for an opportunity to shoot in the heart.

"Whoosh!"

Emperor Wu's arrow was the first to be fired, and the force was so great that Pig Shra rolled in the bushes next to him like a runaway car.

Then Tex fired an arrow that hit the front leg.

Emperor Wu immediately half-crouched and aimed, and with another arrow, he completed the fatal blow, and the pig Sira wailed twice and then stopped moving.

The wild boar is very clever and good at crashing to death, and the two waited for a short time before they had the courage to walk over.

"We're missing a hound, boss. ”

"That's right, I'll go to the dog market tomorrow and buy a few dogs. ”

"This task was given to me, and the owner of Pelican Town Dog Market is my friend, and he must be the healthiest dog in the area. ”

Emperor Wu felt that the Turks were very good and could be trusted.

Pig Shra was lying on the ground in all directions, blood from his mouth and nose, and the bleeding from the seven orifices was probably like this.

The two men took ropes from the car, tied the wild boar, and resisted it with a thick wooden pole to the trunk.

"This big guy can sell for 2,000 Australian dollars in the market. ”

"Hit one a day and you'll be a millionaire in no time. Emperor Wu said with a smile.

"Haha, 300 big guys a year, do you want to make all wild boars over 300 kilograms in Australia extinct?"

The two of them wandered around the forest for a long time, and they also caught three hares, and except for a few toads, they never saw a larger animal.

Emperor Wu wondered, it stands to reason that there should be a lot of game in it, where did it go.

As the afternoon approached evening, the two drove back to the ranch in a pickup truck.

The workers have just finished their work for the day, and the garbage they have cleared is piled up into a small mountain.

There are garbage trucks in the small town community every morning to collect garbage, but there is no one here, and Emperor Wu needs to drive to the collection point 20 kilometers away.