In the dead of night, a cold wind blew, and two tall young men in strange costumes stood trembling on the side of the road.

Old Monday stretched out his hand, and the rental in the distance turned, before this they had missed countless rentals, "It's finally here." But when the taxi was more than ten meters away from the two, the driver suddenly shouted, "Hell!" and then sped away with one foot on the accelerator.

Missed another one.

Fang Zhang and Lao Zhou glanced at each other, Liu Bang was missing eight lifetimes of virtue, and even took away his clothes, at this time the two of them were wearing black court clothes, and who was not afraid to see it in the middle of the night.

Fang Zhang curled up and stood on tiptoe, "Why don't we take it off?"

Lao Zhou glanced at Fang Zhang, "Take it off, it's not a taxi! It's not an ambulance or a police car." ”

"What should I do then? This system is to kill and bury it, and directly teleport to the suburbs for us. ”

Lao Zhou said: "If it doesn't work, let's go back." ”

"Don't be funny, I'm hungry now. ”

"Then let's wait. ”

At this time, a private car drove over, and the two habitually stretched out their hands, hey, I didn't expect that there was really anyone who was not afraid of death in these years, and this private car actually stopped.

But Fang Zhang muttered in his heart, this product doesn't want to eat black and black, and is ready to rob, but robber, are you a little fat?

The car stopped, the window rolled open, and when I saw the person in the driver's seat, Fang Zhangle was happy, Liu Yueqing!

In the car.

Fang Zhang rubbed his hands, "Finally saved." ”

Liu Yueqing looked at the two of them and said, "I don't see that the two things below are dragging you, you must be going to heaven." ”

"You're a big girl, can't you be a little more reserved? Besides, aren't there any others here? Pay attention to your image. ”

Liu Yueqing snorted, obviously he had already listed Lao Zhou as one of the three sects and nine streams, "You two are dressed like this to prepare to cross?"

Lao Zhou explained: "We are a group performance, a group performance. ”

"It's not right to perform in groups, the film and television city is in the east of the city, why are you running to the west of the city?

"The two of us crossed back. Fang Zhang directly ended the topic.

When they got to the place, the two got out of the car, "Thank you." Liu Yueqing also got out of the car, "Wait and take a photo." Saying that, he took out a selfie stick and stood between the two, Fang Zhang Lao Zhou was very cooperative, pouted, and posed with a pair of scissor hands, "Eggplant!"

Liu Yueqing posted a circle of friends, and then said, "Bye-bye!"

"Thanks!"

The two went straight to the barbecue restaurant. When the boss saw the two coming, his eyes lit up, showing that he had made a starting motion, and then he shot out with his mouth and rushed over at the speed of Bolt.

The boss smiled and said with a smile on the back of his head, "Two, the roasted whole sheep has arrived today! ”

The two of them shook their heads, and Fang Zhang asked, "Do you have roasted camels here?"

The boss was stunned for a few seconds when he heard this, how could the whole sheep no longer satisfy the two people? He had no doubt about the ability of the two to eat camels, at that moment, he really wanted to say that the small shop would introduce this business as soon as possible, but reason overcame impulse, this business really couldn't be introduced, "This is really no ......

Fang Zhang covered his stomach, "It's all hungry, just fix it." ”

Lao Zhou has some regrets, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty has been supervising the camel from killing to roasting, how can I not eat this last shiver, these days I have only eaten sheep, I am tired of eating, there is nothing new, and he is not going to order today's roasted whole sheep.

Then he got up and walked to the freezer where the meat was stored, and the boss followed, saying, "It's all fresh here, you can take it yourself." ”

Lao Zhou stretched out his hand and drew a line along the center of the freezer, and the boss had some questions, "Are you here?"

Lao Zhou waved his hand and said: "I want everything on the left of this line! Roast it for me no matter what it is! Don't report the name of the dish, I will be stunned! I imagine that I eat camels." ”

What a creative way to eat.

The boss was stunned for nearly a minute, he thought of countless ways for Lao Zhou to shock himself, but he really didn't expect to order food in the refrigerator, "Okay, do it immediately!"

Then the guy said, "Go and bring the stove next door!"

"What about the wine?" asked the boss.

"Look at your guts!"

......

The dishes were served one after another, Lao Zhou opened a bottle of Niu Er by himself, took a cup and stuffed it directly like drinking water.

Fang Zhang could see that Lao Zhou was not happy, then again, he was beaten to death by Liu Bang in his last life, and he let this goods play with money and money in this life, so he took a bottle of Niu Er, "Lao Zhou, the past is over, don't think about it anymore." ”

Lao Zhou and Fang Zhang collided their cups, "Hey, what else are you thinking, this time flies so fast, my eyes are closed and opened, thousands of years have passed." ”

Saying that, he drank it all, Fang Zhang pinched his nose and took a sip, he was indeed not strong enough to drink. After that, he said, "Yes, we have to look at the money." As he spoke, he took out his bag and took out a set of bronze statues, "If you have this, we'll send it." ”

Then he took out a bank card and said, "And this, I calculated that the profit these days should be around 6 million." After that, he was a little embarrassed and said: "But Lao Zhou, I have a lot of overdrafts in the past few days, and the 6 million may only be repaid first, and when Tongzun is sold, it will be deducted from there." ”

Lao Zhou nodded, and he was not polite, but this also made Fang Zhang breathe a sigh of relief, if Lao Zhou adhered to the idea of meeting and dividing half, it would be really hard to say that the platform would be online.

But when Fang Zhang finished speaking, his head suddenly shook, and he lost his words: "It's not right." ”

Lao Zhou ate the skewers, "What's wrong? ”

"There's no password. ”

Saying that, the two of them began to rummage through the bag, but found nothing, Fang Zhang directly dialed the phone, "I'm sorry, the phone you dialed is not in the service area, please dial again later!"

Fang Zhang cried at the time, the people around him saw and heard, a little puzzled, I have seen people who eat and vomit, and there are still people who eat and cry today, and today I see the Western scenery.

After stabilizing his mood, Lao Zhou patted Fang Zhang's shoulder, "It's okay, it's okay, it's all from Tongzun's money." ”

......

Fang Zhang filled his wine glass, "Come on!"

At this time, Lao Zhou's mood was much better, he picked up the wine glass and drank it all, he didn't know why he wasn't so uncomfortable, this may be the legendary schadenfreude.

Late at night, the two of them didn't know how much they had drunk, the two of them hugged each other, humming and chirping, the boss saw it, rubbed his hands and said, "What else do you want to order?"

The clerk next to him reminded: "Boss, these two people are specially managed, so let's do it today." ”

The boss said unhappily: "I said that you kid has a grudge against money, isn't it, is it that the sewer is blocked and delays your meal!"

"Boss, we can't talk like that, aren't we also thinking about God?"

To think about God is to eat until God is satisfied. ”

At this time, Fang Zhang snorted and chirped: "Boss, I'm here for a plate of waists, and I want to bring blood." Old Zhou hesitated and said, "One more beer." ”

"Well, please. ”

Before the words fell, I only heard Fang Zhang's voice vomiting on the ground, and at first I thought it was a routine operation, but the more I looked at it, the more wrong it became, at this time Fang Zhang had begun to twitch from the ground, and the boss was shocked, "It's broken, send it to the hospital." ”

When Fang Zhang regained consciousness again, he was already on the hospital bed, with a drip in his hand, he turned his head to look at the hospital bed next to him, and smiled, Lao Zhou was also on a drip there, this time it was evenly matched.

At this time, the door opened, and Liu Yueqing covered her nose, "You can do it, the efficiency is getting higher and higher, and you won't be back the next day!" Fang Zhang smiled helplessly, "You only saw my brother drinking, but you don't know my brother's story." ”

Liu Yueqing said: "I don't know what your story is, but you have to settle this account for me first, the two of you eat more than 2,000 barbecue, how can you eat?"

This Fang Zhang remembered that he hadn't settled the bill yet, "I'm sorry, I forgot." As he spoke, he took out Lao Zhou's wallet and pointed out 2500, "Thank you." ”

Liu Yueqing snorted: "You're really welcome." ”

"Hey, who's with whom. ”

Then he asked: "How did you two do it, my sister was emotional." ”

Fang Zhang said weakly: "Why are you talking about this more confused than me?"

"It's my sister who looks at my circle of friends and gets emotional. ”

Fang Zhang said weakly: "It's normal, the enemy's friend is the enemy." ”

"I'm thinking too, next time I'll have to stay away from you, I'm too close to the rotten people, and my sister won't be able to cut off relations with me. ”

"She can do it. After that, he said, "Hey, the gap between this person and people is too big." ”

Obviously, Liu Yueqing didn't understand the meaning of what Fang Zhang said, "That's it!"

Fang Zhang said: "I didn't say you!"

Before the words fell, only Fang Zhang screamed, Liu Yueqing gritted her teeth and said: "If you don't want to be the protagonist of the medical accident, be careful for me!"

......

The next day, Fang Zhang's phone shook Wang Laojiao, Wang Laojiao looked gloating, obviously he already knew that the bank card did not have a password.

Fang Zhang took out the bronze venerable and said, "This, find a way to deal with it for me." ”

Wang Laojiao took the bronze zun in his hand, "Who am I dealing with this thing?" ”

"Whoever you like to deal with, who you deal with, don't you immortals have all kinds of habits? This is not too much, just 20 million. ”

Wang Lao Turtle said: "You are crazy about money, who will buy 20 million." ”

"How much is it worth, you can see how much it is worth. ”

"Up to 200!"

Fang Zhang sank his face, "You middleman, don't you make a little too much money from this price difference, 20 million, you make more than 19 million!"

Wang Lao Turtle said: "This thing is really worthless. ”

"How so?"

"Let's explain it to you like this, the space is the same, even if you bring something from different eras, the attributes are only the products of the same era, that is to say, your bronze statue is a modern product, if you don't believe it, you will go to carbon twelve, he is the most ordinary modern decoration!

When Fang Zhang heard it, it was like five thunderbolts, "How is this possible?"

Wang Laojiao said: "I won't fool you, I'll take you to an authoritative organization for testing, so that you can die clearly." ”

Sure enough, under the inspection of experts, this thing does not have any historical rings, and under the detection of the machine, he is just a handicraft melted out of inferior copper, and the final positioning belongs to last week's work.

Fang Zhang held the bronze honor, his face was full of confusion, he died, this time he was completely dead, he owed more than 6 million!

There is no password for the bank card, Tongzun is a product of last week, and he is in debt, and an epic negative second generation was born!