Liu Bei swept the crowd indifferently:

"Oh, I'm never a bully meal. ”

The white tiger stretched out his hand:

"Well, it's good not to eat! Then give the money quickly! A total of 600,000 yuan!"

Liu Bei's face, microwave:

"Oh. I haven't eaten or drunk, so why should I give money?"

What the?

Didn't eat or drink?

The jaws of those present all fell to the ground.

Baihu pointed to the empty bottle of Moutai and the table full of wine and food, and said angrily:

"Okay, you stinky boy, you don't admit it after eating! And say that you don't eat overlord meals, can this be called not eating overlord meals?"

Vice President Wang also wiped his cold sweat and had a bitter face:

"Mr. Liu, you can't eat the overlord meal. I gave you this bottle of wine. The food on this table is five or six catties of beef and seafood alone! There are other dishes and wine, and when they are combined, you may have made eight or nine catties of things alone. ”

The people present also nodded their heads, indicating that they had indeed seen the feasting and drinking here just now.

Moreover, at that time, they still couldn't believe that Liu Bei's wine was so good. In addition, they were also amazed at how Liu Bei was so thin and could eat so much.

And Liu Bei, laughing and shaking his head:

"Don't talk nonsense! I only have one pound, but you say that I ate eight or nine pounds of things, didn't you wronged me?"

What's that?

You only have a pound?

Why don't you brag so unreliable, right?

Everyone present had their jaws fall to the ground again!

When Mazi smiled at the tiger, he smiled crookedly:

"Haha, Liu Bei, this bastard, it's just the Nanshan Beidou of the braggart world! He said he only had one pound, who would believe it?"

"Haha, don't believe it!"

"This braggadocio is not level. ”

"I have a fist, and I have a pound, right? Is it that his weight and the things he eats together don't have a pound?"

"Is this the lower limit of IQ?"

....

The crowd was shouting.

And Liu Bei is still very calm:

"You heard me right, my whole body weighs only a pound. I only have one pound, but you say that I ate eight or nine pounds of things, isn't that nonsense?"

Hahaha!

Countless people are laughing back and forth.

Mazi smiled for a while, and then coldly pointed at the tip of Liu Bei's nose:

"Master braggart, let me tell you this, if you really only have one pound, the money for the drinks and drinks you made will be counted on my head. If you don't have more than one pound, you can kneel down and kowtow to me three times and call me 'Grandpa Mazi'. ”

Ryubetsu made an OK gesture.

Hahaha!

Mazi smiled so much that tears came out of his eyes:

"Haha, this Shabi braggart master, he really wants to call me 'Grandpa Mazi'. Come on, go and bring me the scale!"

"Yes!"

A waiter, hurry to find an electronic scale.

The other people present just laughed and lost their big teeth.

Bragging is bragging, and you have to block it with the pockmarked smiling tiger.

Everyone knows that Liu Bei will definitely lose this time.

No matter how thin Liu is, he may be about 120 pounds.

After all, everyone saw that although Liu Bei was thin, his body was strong, and the muscles all over his body were not as dense as ordinary people.

This kind of muscular person looks thin, but in fact, his weight is really not light.

Soon, a medium-sized electronic scale has been moved.

The pockmarked smiling tiger made a "please" gesture:

"Braggart, quick, start your show. After you perform, I'm still waiting for you to call me grandpa. ”

Liu Bei stood up, and Sen Han looked at the code word smiling tiger:

"If I really only have a pound, you're going to kneel down and kowtow to me three times, and then call me grandpa. ”

I'll go!

This bastard's conditions are the same as mine?

However, Mazi Smiling Tiger definitely doesn't believe that Liu Bei only has a catty!

So, Mazi Smiling Tiger doesn't think twice:

"No problem! If you really only have one pound, I'll kowtow to you three times, and then call you grandpa." ”

"Well, well, I hope you don't break your promise!"

While Liu Bei was talking, in the mocking eyes of everyone, he stood on the electronic scale.

The scarlet number began to show - 500g

500g？

It's just a pound!

Rumble!

The crowd was stunned!

Is that okay?

It's really only a pound?!

Just when everyone was stunned, Mazi Smiling Tiger immediately shouted:

"No way! You really only have a pound? Either you're cheating, or my scale is broken. ”

The white tiger said:

"You're on top of the scale, walk a few times. ”

Liu Bei really walked a few times, and the number began to soar to about 600g.

But when Ryubetsu continued to stop on the scale, the number quickly returned to 500g!

"How is it possible? After walking a few steps, it's still a pound?"

"Hmph, come down, I'll try to see if this scale is broken!" said the Black Tiger.

Liu Bei stepped down from the electronic scale, and the black tiger stood on the electronic scale, and the number was quickly displayed - 86kg!

Hiss!

The black tiger gasped:

"This electronic scale doesn't seem to be broken!"

Those present felt a cold sweat on their foreheads.

"Amazing, isn't it?"

"Since the electronic scale is not bad, how did he weigh it out of only one pound?"

"I said, the braggart master bragged so truthfully. ”

"It's broken, Ma Zihu lost!"

...

Of course, everyone present knew that Liu Bei might be cheating, but they couldn't see how Liu Bei cheated.

Only Thirteen Niang secretly said in her heart: "This Mr. Liu is too good at playing tricks." The simple 'levitation technique' in the Dao Gate, of course, is to want to have a few catties for yourself, that is, a few catties. ”

But Thirteen Niang also secretly admired Liu Bei's high skills - even if he used the levitation technique, not everyone wanted to be a few catties, and the electronic scale could weigh how many catties he was.

This is the person who plays the weight to the extreme, so that the electronic scale can accurately weigh only one pound.

After changing Thirteen Niang, she couldn't use the levitation technique, and she only weighed one pound of weight just right.

It's just that Thirteen Niang won't say anything.

As soon as she said it, she was exposed.

And Liu Bei, holding his hands in his hands, looked aura:

"Hmph, Ma Zihu, you lost! You will pay for the wine and the food. Besides, you quickly kowtow to me three times, and then it's time to call me grandpa!"

For a while, everyone felt that Ma Zihu had lost very unjustly.

But I don't understand why Ma Zihu lost so unjustly.

Everyone just looked at Ma Zihu with pity, and felt that Ma Zihu had met a real cheating master this time.

"I, I'll pay you no problem. But if you want me to kowtow to you, and you have to call your grandfather, hahaha, you still have to wait for the next life!"

After Ma Zihu finished speaking, he picked up his fist like a sand bowl and blasted towards Liu Bei.

"Kill him for me. Ma Zihu, watch you perform!" Wang Yong cheered on the side.

(End of chapter)