Zhao Yao sighed: "Do you think that I asked Yuanyuan to add him WeChat instead of Elizabeth, I wanted to cheat him out of money?"

Elizabeth said to herself, "Isn't it?"

Yuanyuan, who followed Zhao Yao every day, was shocked in his heart: "In addition to cheating money, do you also have to cheat sex?"

Seeing the expressions of the two cats, Zhao Yao seemed to have guessed what they thought, and said disappointedly: "You guys disappointed me so much, have you forgotten what you are doing as an anchor?"

Elizabeth whispered, "Famous?"

Yuan Yuan followed and said, "Make money?"

"Wrong!" Zhao Yao said: "Being an anchor is a profession that sells dreams. Let a house cat like matcha feel that there is a beautiful opposite sex playing with him, let a poor cat like Yuwan get in touch with a life that has never been touched, and let a fat house like you can also communicate with your goddess.

Let lonely souls meet on the sea of the Internet, warm each other, and snuggle up to each other, this is the true meaning of the anchor. ”

Zhao Yao pointed to the screen and said: "Elizabeth, you are the cat master's dream, behind the computer screen, he may just be an ugly and fat dead cat with nothing but money." And the live broadcast gave him the opportunity to communicate with you, and WeChat fulfilled his dream of becoming friends with the goddess.

The key is the dream itself, as for you behind the screen or Yuanyuan, is it important?"

Yuan Yuan wondered: "Isn't it heavy?"

Zhao Yao stepped on Yuanyuan's body: "Heavy or?"

Yuan Yuan hurriedly shook his head: "It's not important." ”

"So you are not lying to him, but helping him in his dream of communicating with the Goddess. ”

Yuanyuan secretly said in his heart: "Scum"

Elizabeth was shocked: "Beast. ”

Zhao Yao continued: "Yuanyuan, you delete all your photos on WeChat, upload some photos of Elizabeth, and in the future, you can chat with him and let him brush more rockets for Elizabeth, or you can send you a red envelope directly, and you and Elizabeth can split in half." ”

Yuan Yuan's expression immediately changed, and he said with a serious face: "I understand, we don't create dreams, we are just the porters of dreams, and we are middlemen to earn the difference." ”

Elizabeth operated the computer and said with great interest: "Yuanyuan, hurry up, I'll > you first."

Zhao Yao watched with satisfaction the cooperation between Yuanyuan and Elizabeth, which made the popularity of the live broadcast room rise to a higher level.

Today's live broadcast effect is good, and Zhao Yao did not brush the rocket again, but grabbed Yuanyuan, who operated WeChat, and once again incarnated as a headless horseman, and came to the catnip field.

As soon as I saw him coming, from Japan, the cannon who had been farming all his heart during this time became excited: "Zhao Yao, you are finally here! That guy actually robbed us of catnip, if it was me before, I must scratch him to death with one claw." ”

"Alright, alright. Zhao Yao touched the excited cannon, and the latter immediately collapsed to the ground, humming comfortably, and Zhao Yao then asked, "How is it?"

"It's all packed, and the briquettes have to be shipped in person today. ”

So Zhao Yao found the briquette, and saw that the briquette was walking at the moment, although it looked only the size of a palm, but every move was like a tiger patrolling the territory, walking around a large box of catnip, looking at everyone as if they were looking at a thief.

After seeing Zhao Yao, she relaxed a little: "Zhao Yao, this time I will go with you, I must catch the one who killed a thousand knives." ”

Zhao Yao comforted the briquettes that they didn't have to go, after all, they used the briquettes to protect the urine of catnip, and they also had the superpower of the dimensional stomach bag, and he was worried that the briquettes would not give the other party a chance to grab the catnip at all.

So under Zhao Yao's persuasion, the briquettes gave up their plans to go, and Zhao Yao chose red envelopes and fish balls.

......

The moon was dark and the wind was high, and the playground of a campus after twelve o'clock was empty, and it seemed lonely.

More than a dozen wild super cats cautiously came to the runway at the edge of the playground, led by the fat orange cat that looked like matcha.

"Brother Mao. A flower cat stood next to the fat matcha and said, "It seems that the cat cub of the headless ghost has not come yet." "Headless ghost, Zhao Yao is another title on the Jianghai Cat Road at the moment, and most cats who sell catnip call him that.

Seeing that his eldest brother Maomao did not react, Hua Mao said again: "Recently, I heard that several transactions have been robbed, and the guy who grabbed the goods calls himself a headless horseman, could it be that this guy is a headless ghost playing black and eating black." ”

"What is black eats what is black, what is black. The chubby Mao Mao said: "We are all serious business cats, and we are also doing legitimate business, and it is not illegal to sell catnip, what is it called black eating and drinking? ”

Hua Mao said: "However, we didn't pay taxes, and the super cats of the government came to us last time to collect taxes, saying that we were operating illegally and would be fined." ”

As soon as he heard this, Mao Mao became angry: "What is the tax called?

"I'd rather die if you have to pay taxes!"

"Good!"

"Well said!"

"Don't pay taxes if you die!"

Hearing this, the cat brothers behind him all raised their paws and shouted hello. It can be seen how serious the situation of tax evasion and tax evasion by super cats in the Jianghai area at this moment is.

As an emerging intelligent life on the earth, these legally blind cats are born with the gene of not liking to pay taxes, and cats are ashamed of paying taxes and proud of tax evasion, which has aroused solemn condemnation and strong attention from the top.

For this reason, Lao He and they specially organized a group of super cat tax collection teams to chase Jiang Hai's super cats to collect taxes. Thinking about the Mao Mao in front of them, they belong to the blacklist on the tax collection team and belong to the target of serious targeting.

Just when Mao Mao and his subordinates were shouting slogans, red envelopes and fish balls had already come to the other side of the playground and slowly walked in front of Mao Mao.

The two sides confirmed their eyes, and Yuwan put down the bag of catnip in his mouth and asked, "The goods have arrived, where is the money?"

Mao Mao asked his subordinates to push a suitcase up, opened the box, and revealed a pile of coins and scattered banknotes: "The money is here, I want to inspect the goods!"

Yuwan nodded, Maomao looked at the flower cat beside him, the flower cat walked up, the cat's paw crossed the bag, twisted a little catnip powder to the paw, sniffed it gently, and showed a comfortable expression on his face.

He nodded at Mao Mao and said, "No problem, boss, it's genuine." ”

Yuwan said: "Don't worry, Maomao, our briquette catnip goods have always been the purest." ”

"In business, I still have so many brothers who eat with me, so I have to be careful. Mao Mao shook his head at the little brother behind him, and the little brothers pushed the money in front of the fish balls.

Just as Yuwan was about to take the money, suddenly the alarm sounded in all directions, and beams of bright light rose into the sky.

"There's a strip!" Mao Mao looked at Yumaru and said angrily: "Yumaru!

A meow came: "The cat is dirty and captured! You are suspected of operating without a license and evading taxes! You have been surrounded, and if you don't give up resistance, you will be arrested!"

Yuwan stretched out his claws, grabbed his catnip, and shouted: "There are too many slivers, today's transaction is canceled, everyone rush out together!"