Chapter 83: No Comment
Seeing Wang Jingyu's embarrassed appearance, I felt a dark feeling in my heart.
Of course, I think it's too unrealistic for him to really kneel down and call me grandpa.
What's more, it's really unnecessary to offend him so dead, after all, Wang Jingyu is still my direct superior. Wouldn't it be nice to be a licking dog for me in the future, and let me walk sideways in the clubhouse?
Wang Jingyu apologized to me vigorously, whispered, nodded, and even slapped himself lightly to show me, looking like he was not at the beginning.
I walked down his steps and said with a smile: "Director Wang, look at you, why are you so impulsive? I didn't blame you, how did you slap yourself?"
Wang Jingyu's eyes widened, with an expression of "I'm a dog", and he smiled awkwardly.
I threw the Chinese cigarette he handed me on the ground and looked directly at the cramped fox and the evil ghost: "I can't get used to smoking China, and the son of heaven is okay with one hundred and one packs." ”
The two melon peels were stunned on the spot, and they looked at each other, as if they didn't know what to do.
Wang Jingyu reacted quickly, and immediately changed his face and scolded them: "Grass, Brother Panda said that he wanted to smoke the Son of Heaven, can't you hear it?"
He immediately kicked them out and bought me cigarettes.
I didn't speak, and Wang Jingyu didn't dare to say anything, so he stood honestly on the side.
Well, it's a bit like when I was trained by him before, standing and being scolded by him until I was bloody, and I didn't dare to refute it.
It didn't take long for the fox and the demon to return. The two of them couldn't be fierce anymore, and each handed me a bag of heaven with a smile and flattery, saying that they were honoring me.
"Brother Panda, you don't remember the villain, let us go. ”
"Yes, Brother Panda, we have eyes that don't know Taishan. But you see that we are all old and young, and life is not easy, don't drive us away, right?"
The fox and the demon sang and harmonized, and lowered their postures.
Unhurriedly, I opened a pack of legendary cigarettes and took out one to light for myself.
The three of them were immediately courteous, and took out lighters and gathered around to light cigarettes for me.
Wang Jingyu seemed to be afraid that he would be robbed of the opportunity to pat himself, so he yelled directly at the two of them: "Get out, your garbage lighter is also worthy of lighting a cigarette for my brother panda?"
I almost burst out laughing.
Really, looking at the way they look now, it's like our dogs in the countryside, fighting for a bone.
After Wang Jingyu lit a cigarette for me with a zippo lighter, he also said that if I liked his lighter, he would give it to me.
I was also honestly and polite, and while pretending to be embarrassed, I said, "How good is this, Director Wang, you are so polite", and put it away.
I guess he was so angry that I was scolding his mother, but he was embarrassed to squeeze out a smile and say some compliments.
Hey, that's how it feels.
The more unhappy they are, the happier I am.
I feel that I have lived too clearly at a young age, not because I want others to think of me, or how to resent me in my heart. Lao Tzu lives for himself, not for them.
If you're not happy, why are you turning my face?
I took a deep puff of the cigarette, and I don't know if it's a psychological effect, but I think the five-dollar cigarette is much more refreshing to smoke.
The taste is pure, and the feeling of smoke swirling in the lungs is enjoyable, as if wrapped in a gentle warm current.
While I was enjoying myself, the foxes and demons were still trying, hoping that I would not kick them out of the clubhouse.
Wang Jingyu also had a shy face, saying good things for the two of them, and he would definitely clean them up and let them learn a lesson.
To put it bluntly, it's nothing more than that the relationship is okay, and I want to try to help them stay.
I sneered in my heart, just these two pencils hit me twice, and I was punished once, so I just let them go?
Two hundred yuan to buy me? Tang Mingyu spit out two million last time, you are a hammer!
Although I thought so in my heart, I still smiled and said, "I'm not such a bad talker, since the words are all said here, then you two can stay." ”
"Really?"
"Thank you, Brother Panda!"
The fox and the evil ghost were overjoyed and hurriedly thanked me, and Wang Jingyu also followed along and said something like Brother Panda's atmosphere.
"Don't worry about thanking me," I laughed, interrupting them, "You don't have to leave the clubhouse, but you're going to be a man." ”
"Don't say I didn't give you a chance, you decide whether to go or stay. ”
That's what I think.
Instead of kicking them out, let them be the people they despise the most.
I used to be proud of trampling a woman under my feet, but now I am trampled under my feet by a woman, this kind of gap must be very uncomfortable, right?
When the three of them heard my words, they were all stunned.
They tried to convince me, but I didn't give face.
I grabbed the ashtray at hand and slammed it on the table: "Damn it, don't be embarrassed!"
"If you want to do it, do it, if you don't do it, get out!"
The office was silent.
After some psychological struggle, both the fox and the evil ghost reluctantly chose to compromise and become a male M technician.
Tsk, the feeling of deterrence is really... The thief is very cool.
I looked at the evil ghost, smiled, and sarcastically used what he had said: "Evil ghost, didn't you say that the male M technician is the dog that makes women step on their feet and bark?"
"Such a backbone man, actually compromised?"
"What's the matter with you, little brother?"
I saw the demon clenching his fists, as if trying to get out and slack me out.
I didn't feel any fluctuations in my heart, and I even wanted to laugh a little.
If he dares to do it, I will admire him as a man—of course, admiring his courage will not affect me from stabbing him on the way home from the evil spirit.
Anyway, it's not like I've never done this kind of thing.
But in the end, the demon let go of his hand, laughed dryly, and did not speak.
A particularly interesting reversal happened here, where the evil ghost and the fox became the male M technician they looked down on the most, while I became the male S technician.
After the fox and the evil ghost left dejectedly, Wang Jingyu smiled and asked me, "Brother Panda, what is the relationship between you and Mr. Fu?"
Pay the total?
I was stunned for a moment, then immediately reacted. Wang Jianing said that she was the boss behind the scenes, so this "Mr. Fu" should be the person she pushed to the front of the stage to help him take care of the club.
What kind of relationship, can I have a hammer relationship with him?
I stood up and walked to the door before turning my head.
I really can't think of how to make it up, forget it, let's pretend to be forced······
I looked inscrutable, and said in a special way: "No comment. ”