Chapter 284 A Thousand Miles of Marriage Like a Thread Pulling Sun Wukong's Kick
Zhu Bajie's words directly startled the two of them, thinking to himself, how can this be a little human?
Both of them couldn't help but retreat, but Prime Minister Li Meng was a little bolder, and hurriedly said: "Although you are a man, you only describe it as ugly, and you don't like my king." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Zhu Bajie immediately smiled and said: "You beauty is very changeable, as the saying goes, the thick willow dustpan and the thin willow bucket, who in the world sees a man ugly." ”
A bastard is really a bastard, Shi Yue shouted directly: "Bajie, Hugh has to talk nonsense, and depending on the master's meaning, if it is feasible, it will be done, and if it can be stopped, don't take care of the matchmaker." ”
After Shi Yue drank like this, Tang Seng finally came to his senses, but when he saw that Sun Wukong didn't help him speak, he couldn't help but say slightly: "Wukong, what do you say!"
Shi Yue said with a smile: "According to Lao Sun, it's good that you are here, since ancient times, thousands of miles of marriage are like a thread, where is there such a good marriage?"
Tang Seng couldn't help but sigh powerlessly and said: "Wukong, I am here to covet wealth and wealth, but who goes to the West Heaven to learn scriptures?
Shi Yue said in his heart that the emperor doesn't have such affection for you, and at this moment, the little beautiful prime minister Li Meng said again: "The royal brother is above, and Weichen doesn't dare to hide it." My king's will, originally only taught the royal brother to be a relative, taught your three apprentices to go to the family feast, send and pay, exchange the Guan Wen, and go to the west to learn the scriptures. ”
When Shi Yue heard this, he didn't care about Tang Seng's embarrassed face, and immediately smiled: "Li Xiang is reasonable, we don't have to be difficult, I am willing to leave the master, and your lord is the husband, quickly change Guan Wen, send us west, wait to learn the scriptures, so that we can worship the grandmother again, beg for entanglement, and return to the Tang Dynasty." ”
When the two female officials heard this, they were immediately overjoyed, and they bowed directly to Shi Yue and said, "Thank you Teacher Yucheng for your kindness!"
The two female officials also felt it, as if only the hairy monkey nodded and counted, so as soon as they saw Shi Yue agree, the two immediately retreated with joy.
Tang Seng didn't care so much anymore, grabbed Shi Yue and said: "Wukong, kill as a teacher! How can you say such a thing, teach me to marry here, you worship Buddha in the west, I won't dare to die like this!"
Shi Yue laughed and said, "Master don't worry, doesn't Lao Sun know your temperament?" But just here, when you meet this person, you have to make a plan!"
Tang Seng couldn't help frowning when he heard this, and said, "How can it be called a plan?"
Shi Yue said hesitantly: "If you make Fa'er not allow her, she will refuse to change Guan Wen and not let me walk." If you have any revenge intentions and let people cut your flesh and make a sachet or something, must you use the magic power of subduing demons and monsters? You know that Lao Sun's hands and feet are heavy, and his weapons are fierce, but if he uses his hands, all the people of this country will be killed. ”
"Although he hinders me from waiting, he is not a monster and a goblin, but he is still a human body, and you are a kind and compassionate person, and you will not lose any spirit on the road, if you kill such a peaceful person, how can you bear it! Isn't it all for the sake of the master?"
Shi Yue suddenly couldn't help but admire his mouth, and after speaking, he realized that it seemed to be really reasonable.
And Tang Seng also nodded when he heard it, and couldn't help but say: "Wukong, this theory is the best." But I'm afraid that the heroine will invite me in and want to perform the rites of husband and wife, how can I lose Yuanyang and corrupt the virtues of Buddhism, and go to the true essence and fall into the human body of this sect?"
Shi Yue suddenly wanted to cough dryly, and explain it to Tang Seng well, anyway, what is also full of essence, if you want to talk about losing Yuanyang and going to the true essence, isn't it that you have come out by yourself for many years? Waste is also waste, why not give people what they urgently need?
Shi Yue suddenly felt that in fact, whether he touched the woman or not did not affect the final consummation of merit, just to prevent the people who learned the scriptures from being happy, and only needed to have my Buddha in his heart.
Shi Yue learned from Sun Wukong and couldn't help but say: "The master has allowed the family affair today, and the queen must take the emperor's salute and drive out of the city to pick you up." Don't shirk it, just sit in her phoenix dragon car, Dengbao Palace, sit down facing south, ask the queen to take out the imperial treasure seal letter, announce that I and other brothers will enter the court, use the seal of the customs clearance paper, and then ask the queen to write a handwritten flower charge, and deliver it to us......"
In short, everything is fake! In the end, Lao Sun will give them a fixation technique, master, you can just lift your pants and leave, as for whether to do it or not, that is your own business, Lao Sun will never take a peek!
After some nonsense, I didn't expect to hear Tang Seng wake up as if he was drunk, his face was full of shame, and he couldn't thank him enough: "The virtuous disciple is really high." ”
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But on the other side, when the queen heard that the marriage had been completed, she couldn't help but be physically and mentally moved, and immediately rolled up the bead curtain, got off the phoenix bed, and said with great joy: "Xianqing saw the royal brother, how can you say it?"
Prime Minister Li Mengdao: "The ministers waited at the post to meet the royal brother, that is, to ask for relatives." The royal brother still has a prevarication, fortunately his eldest apprentice saw it, and was willing to keep his master and my king as a husband, face the south and call the emperor, only teach the first to change Guan Wen, and send him three people to the west; ”
When the queen heard this, she was even happier in her heart, but she felt that her body couldn't help but feel crisp, and said, "What does the royal brother say?" ”
Prime Minister Li Meng said: "The royal brother does not say anything, he is willing to match my master, but his two apprentices, they must eat Xiken wine first." ”
What's so difficult, the queen immediately sent a decree to teach Guanglu Temple to arrange a banquet, and drove out of the city to welcome her husband. The female officials obeyed the king's orders, cleaned the palace, and laid the court platform. A group of banquets will be arranged quickly, and a group of people will be prepared for meteors.
And don't look at this Xiliang country is only a country of women, but see that Luanyu is no less prosperous than the Tang Dynasty, it can also be said to be six dragons spraying color, double phoenixes are auspicious, and the mighty team goes all the way to Yingyang Pavilion Station, which can be described as a sensation in the country.
In the Yingyang Pavilion Station, Tang Seng was still a little nervous, since he had been persuaded by Shi Yue, when he heard someone shouting "Arrive", he had to go out of the hall with Shi Yue Zhu Bajie Sha Seng and a few people dressed to greet him.
But seeing that the queen just rolled up the curtains, she smiled and said, "Which one is the royal brother of the Tang Dynasty?"
In fact, he was so excited that he couldn't find the north.
Prime Minister Li Meng immediately pointed out: "The person in front of the incense case outside the post gate is." ”
The queen stared at the phoenix, and saw that she was really rich and heroic, with a lofty appearance, and even beautiful eyes and clear eyebrows, and a more charming faint sorrow, even sadness and pain. Unconsciously, it is to see the joy and beauty of the heart, the affection to absorb, and the love is unbridled.
Then he directly moved his mouth and shouted: "Brother Tang Dynasty, don't you come to Zhanfeng Chengluan?"
When Tang Seng heard this, he couldn't help but blush in an instant, and he didn't dare to raise his head. Zhu Bajie was beside him, and a pair of small eyes were directly green, but when he saw the queen, she was also a real curling Nana, with eyebrows like green feathers, and even more muscles like mutton fat, with a face lined with peach blossoms, and a golden phoenix.
It can also be said that the autumn waves are enchanting, the spring bamboo shoots are slender and charming, although Shi Yue has seen it a long time ago, but he has to admit that this queen is really a woman who can react when she sees it. Whether it is identity, appearance, skin, figure, or even age, it can be said that it is the best of the best.
A mortal woman is almost able to compare with her own black lotus, and the prime minister Li Meng is not bad at all, but this makes Shi Yue have to sigh too.
As for Sun Wukong, I'm afraid there will be no one in this world who can make him emotional.
Looking at Zhu Bajie again, it was directly salivating at the mouth, hitting the deer in his heart, only to feel that his bones were soft and numb, and his two small eyes were directly straight.
Tang Seng's woman is also what you, a pig demon, can think of? The corners of Shi Yue's mouth twitched, and when he remembered Sun Wukong's kick, it was directly kicked out by lightning......