Chapter Eighty-Eight: Physics for Scholars, and Physics for Scum

Outside the window, hundreds of musketeers are cleaning the chamber with a straight hand, reloading and twisting the lead to prepare for the second round of shooting, and there are also guards in yellow vests holding spears and waist knives in strict formations in case we are not dead, and the dogs will jump over the wall in a hurry to fight back.

However, they are really a bit blind with such a serious attitude towards us, we have no awareness of being anti-thieves and terrorists at all, and in such a tense moment of battle, we are still listening to Sheldon talk about the advancement and superiority of the theory of gravitational field offset protection compared with the unrealistic and flashy theory of energy field protection......

"In short, with my precise calculations and careful manipulation, it is enough to form an inviolable field of gravitational traction in a hemispherical space with a radius of three meters, exclude a qiē foreign object, and make it move in a circle around the gravitational field......"

"Okay, okay, anyway, you're pretty good, aren't you?" I interrupted impatiently, "Can we be a little humble and cautious......?" Whew!"

It was Rong'er who interrupted me, this girl grabbed the soft flesh on my waist and twisted it fiercely, and said angrily: "Rascal! how long do you want to hold !!?"

"Uh...... Aren't we too focused on science?" I rubbed the flesh on my waist with a weak heart, making excuses for my oil-rubbing behavior: "We scientists are like this, easy to forget ourselves ......"

"Phew!" Rong'er stomped on my feet, and then punched me in the stomach: "Dare to take advantage of your aunt and grandmother!?

I'm sad, I'm sad and indignant, what about the good era when the three obedience and four virtues are rampant? At this time, shouldn't the little girl cry and cry and let me be responsible, if you don't marry, I'll die to show you? How can Mama Rong be more modern than Zhu Gege!?

At this moment, the second round of gunshots rang out, and the whistling bullets once again rushed into the house through the broken window, but with the experience just now, we naturally won't panic anymore, all eyes are staring at Xie Erdong to see how he responds, and even pushed the tin can aside in order not to let the big man Li Heigou block his vision, so that Huang Jiguang, who had just blocked the bullets for us with great courage and courage, shed blood and tears.

The bullet came at us, but I didn't see any movement from Sherdon, just with a flick of his gloved hands, the bullet that came straight to my head made a difficult tail flick drift, and began to circle around us, falling into a circle of circular motion.

"You fool-like operation!" I looked at Xie Erdon's gloves with envy, I didn't have to take the risk of mutation to gnaw on mushrooms, and I didn't need to operate the high-tech equipment that could be operated without having to implant magnets in my body.

As soon as I was about to go back, I followed Sheldon to become a magician, but my fiery heart was colded by this grandson's words: " It's really not difficult, it's very simple to operate, it's a bit troublesome to calculate the amount in advance, but it's not a big deal, you only need to understand the common sixty-eight kinds of atomic sequencing methods, be familiar with the quantum application model of string theory, and be able to calculate the entropy value gradient function equation when the atomic bond breaks and joins without relying on the number jù computer, and ordinary people with an IQ of more than 19 and a doctorate in quantum physics can easily get started by learning an introduction to the basis of dark matter......"

It's not that this grandson is blowing nonsense, wanting to control the complex and changeable atomic movement at the quantum level, the first condition is not high-precision equipment, but rigorous and precise massive calculations, before the shooting, Xie Erdong played with his fingers for so long, in fact, it is to use some kind of efficient algorithm that normal people cannot understand to carry out complex calculations of gravitational field shift without a computer.

As for the use of this kind of calculation? To give a simple example, it is this kind of calculation that is too complex and boring for me to describe that ensures that the bullet that moves away from my head with a wave of my hand does not turn around and hit my ass......

At this point, I completely lost interest in this anti-human invention, because according to the conditions of use provided by Sheldon, Mo said that I couldn't use it, and Einstein didn't seem to have enough intelligence to use this thing.

The second salvo was followed by the third, and then the fourth, and then the salvo was simply changed to three rows of continuous fire, and the banging guns continued to sound continuously, and we were naturally fine, but the tables, chairs, benches, and porcelain decorations in the room were damaged, and they were shattered by the flying bullets.

The fire was so ferocious that it seemed to have a grudge against us, but strangely no one rushed in to fight us, and they seemed to be content to stand far away and shoot at us, but they did not bother to come up and check if we were dead.

"Could it be that their gunpowder is about to expire and they plan to replace the ammunition in their entire arsenal, so they are using us to practice their shooting proficiency?" I asked myself.

We were puzzled, and the fourth elder brother outside was also anxious and angry, and through the window and the non-stop gunshots, we could hear this master's angry shout: "What's the matter? Why isn't there even a scream inside?

The enslavement education of the Qing Dynasty was indeed very in place, and when they heard the abuse of their masters, a group of minions who were busy shooting guns simply threw away their guns and knelt on the ground: "Slaves are capital crimes!"

"Returning to the fourth master," Du Tong cautiously defended himself, "They should have been hit in the first round of gunfire, but the gunfire was so loud that we didn't hear their shouts...... If the master is not at ease, the slave will be ordered to lead the troops to rush into the house to explore the way!"

"No!" The fourth elder brother refused the construction of the capital without thinking, and after thinking for a while, he continued to order: "Keep shooting, make sure that there is no one inside...... Not a single thief survived!"

"Huh!" "All of them went down to do pre-war mobilization, but I already understood the deep meaning of this fourth master's indiscriminate release of guns like a rabbit: this is because I am afraid that the baby's target is too small and it will not be easy to hit! The reason why we don't send people in to see if we are dead is also this reason, in case the people who should not be saved are rescued, then wouldn't the black pot that ordered the guns to be released be in vain?

"What now?" I heard the gunshots ring out again, and the bullets flying again, and I asked helplessly, "Why don't we call them in twice?"

"What's it called!?" Rong Er had already recovered from the shock of seeing our miracle, and saw through the ruthless thoughts of the cold-faced fourth master outside, out of sympathy for Concubine Shun's hard-working mother and son, as well as the fierce temperament that belonged to Rong Mama, the little aunt and grandmother shouted domineeringly: "Rush out and kill them! What are you two (not including me) afraid of if you two (not including me) are so powerful!?"

"It makes sense," a few of us, you look at me, I look at you, and immediately feel that my combat awareness really needs to be improved, wearing a god costume and standing here to let the cannon fodder NPC grind blood, the four years of college Dota are all in vain......

It's not hard for us to go out, but there's another question, what should Concubine Shun do? She can't go out with us, but if we leave her in the house...... I looked at the environment of the bullets, and without Xie Erdon's protective shield, I am afraid that no one except Li Mo will survive for ten seconds.

I glanced around the room, and finally stopped at the Eight Immortals Table not far from me, I have to say that the furniture used in the palace is not sparing no expense, this Eight Immortals Table has been shot so many times and it is just a few small pits, it is really very strong.

However, it would not work if I just let Concubine Shun hide underneath, so I pointed to the dark gold woven tuanhua carpet on the ground, and ordered Li Mo, who was not afraid of bullets, to say: "Put the carpet on the table and go find some water." ”

Li Mo did as he said, walked out with the bullet, put the blanket away and turned into the side hall, and came back with a basin full of copper water after a while, which was left over when Concubine Shun gave birth, and now it came in handy.

"What the hell do you want to do?" my behavior confused Rong'er.

"Just look at it," I asked Li Mo to splash water on the carpet with a loud noise, took the child from Concubine Shun's hand, and asked Li Mo to escort the child to hide under the table and cover it with a wet blanket.

As soon as these arrangements were made, a bullet went straight to Concubine Shun under the table as if it had eyes, and a muffled sound hit the woolen carpet, causing Rong'er to let out an exclamation.

With the impact of lead bullets, it is not difficult to penetrate a layer of wool, and it is absolutely unlucky to be shot by this one, but a miraculous thing happened at this time, the fierce bullet hit the wool blanket, but it only twisted and lost its impact, and slid weakly down the blanket to the ground.

"It's finished!" I chuckled.

"What's going on?" Rong'er looked puzzled: "Can the carpet still block bullets?"

Sheldon immediately popularized scientific knowledge: "It is nothing more than the use of the surface tension of water to enhance the blocking force of fibers, a very simple application of physics......"

"This is called learning physics for academic tyrants, and physics for learning scum," I showed off to Xie Erdon: "When it comes to the application of scientific knowledge in practice, you are far worse than me, my brother knew how to reverse write a cheat sheet and paste it in a pencil case at the age of twelve and then peek through a mirror, my father said that I want to use the energy of cheating on my studies and get a doctorate early!"

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It seems that I accidentally provided exam tips to the student party, so by the way, at the end of the college entrance examination, I wish the senior students who read raccoon novels to be admitted to the ideal university without a mirror!