Chapter Ninety-Seven: Digging a Pit
"Hehe~ Interesting!" After leading the donkey to the only street, Anzi chuckled, touched his chin and said to himself: "There should be no monks in this place, at least in this winter, there is no one who pretends to be short and no one who plays with a fan." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info" said and nodded his head to express satisfaction, if it weren't for the fact that this place was too close to Qianji City, maybe he would have lived here.
Although this place is called the auxiliary city, it is actually a small mortal city, usually some merchants come and go, and the previous town is too different, the population is too sparse; what is even worse is that this city is only an inn, even the name is called: an inn. Anzi is looking for a shopkeeper to ask for a house, which is a miracle. I had no choice but to drink some tea in the guest hall first, replenish some dry goods and water, and sit and see if I could hear any news.
But it was destined to disappoint him, since there were no monks, it was impossible for any news to reach here, and he sat with his ears pricked up and sat until the evening and did not hear even the slightest usefulness, and the shopkeeper thought that this person would not be lazy to leave until he was lazy to go to the room, and only let out a sigh of relief until he drank six pots of tea and sat down until it was dark and got up and went out, for fear that this person would make trouble here.
Since you can't find a place to stay, you can only continue to walk, ride on the donkey, and swing your head, and then you will go out of the city. Xingzhifu City saw a bewitching woman waving at herself with a red handkerchief, and Yin Hong's lips said lightly challenging obscene words **** and threw flattering eyes.
"I'll go~ This place still has this business!" was so frightened that Anzi hugged the donkey's neck and fled.
Because I drank too much tea in the afternoon, I got off the donkey and looked for a place after running for a while. While putting the water in his mouth, he was not idle, and looked at Ding Ding, who was in the development period, and said: "Alas~~ Brother, you have turned around, and the function actually stays in the peeing stage, and you are blind to me." ”
"Ding Ding Ding Ding ~~~~~~~~~~~" At this time, there was a sound of weapons colliding in the forest, and there was a flash of white and red intersecting light, and from time to time there were people "Ah~~~~Oh~~~~" and other sounds.
"Nima, is there still a quiet place in this world?" Anzi hurriedly put on his pants and fastened them, and rode around on a donkey so as not to get into trouble.
What I didn't expect was that as long as I walked that way, the sound of the fight followed, like a ghost that couldn't be shaken off, and changed five directions in a row, Anzi was angry, and rolled off the donkey's back and took out a pistol, gritted his teeth and scolded: "Your sister, this is still lazy." ”
Leave the little donkey in place, carry the rabbit brother and cat's waist and carry the gun to find the sound; this time it's good, the two people who are fighting don't move, listening to the sound should be evenly matched; seeing that it is getting closer and closer, Anzi suddenly stops and turns to retreat, desperately riding the little donkey and running away no matter what direction the donkey turns.
"Huh~~~~~~~" After half an hour, Anzi looked back, took a deep breath and said proudly: "Hmph! fight with me!"
I wanted to find a place to sleep in a tent, but now this situation is obviously not the right time, so I have to walk a little further, at least until the second half of the night. But before he walked ten meters, he heard the haunting voice behind him approaching rapidly.
"Uncle Cao, play hide and seek with my brother, right?" Anzi couldn't bear it, and the donkey didn't get off, so he rode upside down and waited for the two people who were fighting.
Sure enough, within three minutes, I saw the two young boys playing happily, and from time to time they posed a few chic and beautiful poses, and the blades in their hands were as dazzling as the laser swords in "Star Wars", and there were almost no special effects.
"Bang!" An Zi took advantage of the moment when the two of them separated and fired a shot into the sky, and the quiet night sky suddenly came to such a sudden, the two were stupid, holding the guy and posing motionless. I saw a little kid dressed in strange clothes, carrying an iron sword on his back, and with a black face and hands behind his back.
"You two are sick, aren't you?" At this time, Anzi was so angry that he got carried away, and came to the two of them and scolded: "Fight your fight well, why do you keep following me if you have nothing to do? I just passed by, and I couldn't get around it in six directions, right? Ah! Okay, okay~ Since you want to fight, right? Okay, come on, come, come, continue to fight, fight in front of me, if you don't put the other one down, I'll collapse you now!Grass~"
Anzi scolded the two of them for not squeaking, and they stared at each other for a long time without moving.
"Why don't you fight?" After waiting for nearly five minutes, the two of them didn't mean to continue to move, and the impatient Anzi scolded: "Why don't you fight now?
"Brother Le, let's continue tomorrow!" Anzi scolded on the side for a long time, the two ignored him at all, and one of them put away the guy and reported to the boxing do.
"Brother Tong, today has ruined the interest of this mortal, and I will compensate you for it. After saying that, he gave a salute, turned his face to Anzi and said, "Boy, what crime should you be guilty of breaking my ten-year covenant?"
"Yo ~~~~~" Anzi heard that they were still reasonable, and said lightly: "Is this still my fault? Is it still a ten-year appointment? Oh~ The ten-year appointment is about to be fought in this kind of no-man's place? If you are really a master, go to the top floor of the Qianji Hotel in Qianji City, and the people in the entire Qianji City can see it, that is the master's demeanor; As he spoke, he rolled his eyes with a "tsk" in his mouth.
"Hmph~" Brother Le snorted twice.
Brother Ke Tong was a little unconvinced, and said with a straight face: "Boy, are you not small, do you still know about the Thousand Machines Hotel?" said and looked at it seriously, squinted his eyes and said: "The monks all over the world are not dealing with the Thousand Machines Sacred Valley, do you want to use us as gunmen?"
"Okay! In that case, let's continue here! Ye is watching here, and he will leave when he finishes fighting. Anzi is still not sober, and continues to pick up the fire of these two.
"You little mortal still dare to call your master in front of us!" Brother Le was furious, and as soon as his voice fell, his body quickly floated up, and he shouted: "The wind shape is moving?
"Fuck you!" Anzi's reaction was not slow, relying on the advantage of physical fitness, he rolled on the spot and avoided it, raised his gun and pointed it at the man, shouting: "Don't move!"
"Go!" Brother Le had never seen a pistol at all, although this person said that his movements were very indecent just now, he still dodged his own moves, ignored the other party's warning, and wielded the laser sword is a move of sword qi to directly hit Anzi's eyebrows.
"!" Because the speed of the sword qi was too fast, he directly gave up shooting and dodged to the side, and when he heard the sound of "boom", a big crater exploded where he was standing just now.
"Nima, is this a dead hand?" Anzi was so shocked that his jaw dropped, he really hadn't seen the monk actually do it, this time he saw it, but he was scared.
"Hahaha~~~~" Brother Le failed to succeed in two consecutive moves, Brother Tong laughed and said, "It's really powerful if you haven't seen it for ten years." ”
"The surname is Tong, you shut up. Anzi hid behind a tree at this time, revealing half of his head and said angrily: "Two monks bullying a mortal, you are all, don't dare to go to Qianji City to play prestige here, if I were your father, I would have been angry to death." "This is Chiguoguo's group mockery technique.
"Boy, if I don't kill you today, I won't call Ledong to come!"
"Wait!" Brother Le was about to make a big move, but Brother Tong stopped abruptly and said, "Boy, you mentioned Thousand Machines City out of mouth, where did you come from?"
"Do you care?"
"I heard that the Thousand Machines Hotel is six stories high, and if I really go to that fight, I won't wait for a vain. "Brother Tong seems to have changed his mind.
"Yes. As soon as Anzi heard that there was a door, he hurriedly said: "Even if it is broken, it is nothing, just say that it is a person named Sunshine who asked you to come, and I promise that I will not blame you." ”
"Boy, although our cultivation is not high, we are not stupid!" Le Donglai estimated that he was still a little sober.
"I have heard that you monks have bullied mortals for pleasure, and are ashamed to kneel down to those who are high. Anzi said defiantly.
"So what?" Le Donglai obviously didn't want to go there to die.
"Brother Tong, what do you think?" Anzi changed his target, and even changed his title.
"Hahaha~~~~" Brother Tong laughed and said, "You are a mortal who dares to call me a brother?"
"So what?" Anzi disagreed, and said, "Aren't you monks from the mortal world?
"Hmph, boy, no matter what you say, you won't be where you end up today. Le Donglai snorted coldly.
"Brother Le, this kid has some sense. Brother Tong interjected: "Since your name is Sunshine, then tell me, why do you have such a big face in Qianji City?"
"Chance!" Anzi shook his head in place and said: "What is chance? If you don't listen, you can't help it, and if you miss it, you won't come back." ”
"Brother Tong, as soon as you hear the name Sunshine, you know that it is a fake name, do you really believe this kid's mouth?"
"Oh~ is it? Anzi interjected.
"The young master is Xiahou Tong of Shenping Dongzhou. ”
This name made Anzi's eyes light up, and a wave of hatred instantly rushed from the root of his feet to the back of his head, and said secretly: "It turned out to be the descendant of that old pervert, this time I won't kill you, so why will I write my surname upside down." An Zi, who was silent, laughed and said, "Who should I be! It turned out to be the descendant of Xiahou Bo in Shenping Dongzhou!"
Just this sentence, this Xiahou Tong was shocked on the spot, there were really few people who knew the real name of his ancestor, and his face suddenly tightened, and he asked in a deep voice: "Who are you?"
"Who do you ask me?" Anzi raised his head and squinted his eyes and smiled: "Yuan Wu, the valley master of the Thousand Machines Sacred Valley, must you not know, right?"
Anzi's Gu Zuo mysteriousness made the two of them nervous for a while, for fear of encountering some thousand-year-old monster or something, so he shook his head honestly.
"It doesn't matter if you don't know, go and start fighting directly, report my name after you finish, if he dares to trouble you, he will report the name of the sunshine, if you have any questions, you can go to Mu Yun Sword Sect to find me, and I will give you a head. After Anzi finished speaking, he put away his gun and rode on the little donkey.
"Are you from the Mu Yun Sword Sect?" Le Donglai was a little surprised.
"Hehe~~ The old man has traveled all over the world for nearly a thousand years, and meeting is fate, so grasp it well. Then he drove the little donkey away with a long smile.
In less than five minutes, the little black donkey disappeared into the dark scene, leaving the two of them with puzzled faces, not knowing whether it was true or not, but this person had to make the Tong brother believe when he said the three words Xiahou Bo.
"Brother Kiri......"
"I believe it. Xiahou Tong stopped: "That Thousand Machines Sacred Valley Master has long been unpleasant, and this time he will be the descendant of the Xiahou clan if he doesn't make trouble with him." ”
"......" Ledonglai.
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