Volume 1: Searching the Mountains and Checking the Sea to Catch the Leader Chapter 114: Uninvited Guest
In order to lure Mr. Liu away, Fang Zhang repeated his old tricks, and once again became a whistleblower, and Mr. Liu's daughter-in-law who rushed to the scene corrected the law on the spot.
Before opening the system, Lao Wang asked in a greedy tone: "Let's talk about it, you have to give me a jar of wine." ”
"Hey, it's all a no-brainer, I don't count when I speak. Fang Zhang replied as he tuned in the magic TV.
After debugging for a while, Fang Zhang sighed, and then asked Lao Wang, "Are you placing an order to retaliate against Wu Song?"
"Yes, what's wrong?" Lao Wang was a little puzzled.
"Why can't I find Jingyanggang, I can only locate Bianjing. Then he asked, "You kid doesn't play any tricks, do you?" ”
Lao Wang's face turned dark and explained: "Do I have this need, what good is it to play you and me." ”
"How did that happen?" said Fang Zhang and began to search again, but there was still nothing.
Finally he pulled out the phone, "I can't find the coordinates!
Wang Laojiao hesitated for a moment when he heard this, and then asked, "Can the time be matched?" ”
"No problem, 1120. ”
"Then you go to Bianjing. When Fang Zhang heard this, he covered the microphone and asked Lao Zhou, "How far is this Bianjing Mansion from Shuibo Liangshan?" Lao Zhou took out his mobile phone and entered the navigation, "It takes about 3 hours from Kaifeng to Jingyanggang Scenic Area, only more than 200 kilometers." ”
Fang Zhang heard the corners of his mouth twitch, "What about walking......
He asked Wang Lao Turtle again, "Is there a place to go further?"
"No more. As he spoke, the pillar of light had already shone on the mirror, forming a multicolored pillar of light, and there was no time.
Lao Wang said: "I'll withdraw the two of you first, and I'll come back to open the door for the two of you when you're done." ”
Fang Zhang gave Lao Zhou a look, Lao Zhou understood, grabbed Lao Wang and carried it to the roof, Lao Wang was shocked, "What are you doing!"
Fang Zhang said: "I'm sorry Lao Wang, the bell must be tied to the bell, we can't come back without you!"
"You're fooling me!"
"Bring you an extra jar of wine!"
"Don't don't, I'm not going again!" said Wang, who began to pray.
Seeing a middle-aged man crying so undignified, Lao Zhou felt compassion and looked at Fang Zhang.
And Fang Zhang only said one word, "Throw!" Lao Zhou shook it hard, Lao Wang fell straight off the roof, and with a scream, Lao Wang disappeared into the pillar of light.
Waiting for Lao Wang to regain his senses, there was a noise in his ears, people around him came and went, and people around him looked at him like aliens, where was this?
Lao Wang got up, looked around, only to see the streets and alleys in the traffic, shops, shops, buildings everywhere, looking at the long street is not clear shops, here, prosperous abnormal.
There is a gap between here and the impression of the Northern Song Dynasty, 6 years later, the Northern Song Dynasty will usher in a catastrophic change, the change of Jingkang, but at this time Bianjing's prosperous and comfortable appearance, but can not see the stormy Song Dynasty has the slightest decadence.
An extremely strong aroma of vegetables came to his nose, he sniffed his nose and walked into the alley, looking up, this small alley, but it is also full of organs, restaurants, brothels, teahouses, incense shops, pharmacies, etc., people come and go, so lively.
"There is a restaurant" Lao Wang raised his eyes and looked at the plaque, and the fragrance came from here. He swallowed his saliva, this is a taste that only exists in a dream, he involuntarily walked to the steps, the door is not dressed by this person, the economy of the Northern Song Dynasty is developed, and the merchants of Tiannan and Haibei are endless, and what to wear will not attract the attention of others.
Suddenly, Lao Wang was slapped from behind, and he turned around to see two men with combing mushrooms and wearing gray robes, "Ah, you!" The people who came were Fang Zhang and Lao Zhou, and the two had already changed their clothes at this time.
Fang Zhang said: "Why do you want to eat alone?"
Lao Wang didn't answer Fang Zhang's question, but asked: "Why are you wearing gray and not slippery and too cold, we are not without money." ”
Fang Zhang glanced at the big cloth bag that Lao Zhou was carrying with his peripheral vision, and whispered: "With the guy, it's attracting people's attention, and I don't want to live!." ”
When it came to money, Lao Wang patted his head, "Oh, it's all you, you don't have a coil." ”
Fang Zhang said: "It's useless to bring it, you are counterfeit money!" After that, he took out a small money bag and counted the silver inside, "Save some flowers and you should be able to hold on to Jingyanggang." ”
Lao Wang was surprised: "Where are you from?"
Fang Zhang put the money bag into the break, and walked into the restaurant with square steps, "The power bank is changed!"
As soon as he entered the house, Fang Zhang was deeply attracted by the fragrance, which was too fragrant.
The room was overcrowded, and it was hard to wait for a seat, and the shopkeeper greeted him warmly and said, "What do you want?"
This time, Fang Zhangxue was smart and said, "You introduce me to a few." ”
When Xiao Er heard this, he said with a hint of spirit: "This restaurant is the most famous in Bianjing, and every dish is good." Lao Wang sold melons and boasted about himself, but Fang Zhang didn't give him a chance and interrupted: "Four dishes and one soup!
blocked his own play, small and a little unhappy, and said: "The soup is no problem, do you want it, lotus seed head soup, shrimp and fish belly soup, five soft soup...... Or still want a chicken head two-color lotus seed soup. Xiao Er said more than a dozen soups in a row.
Fang Zhang raised his eyebrows, "You stinky and poor!" Xiao Er didn't care, rubbed his hands and said, "I don't know what kind of one you want?"
"It depends on your mood!"
Xiao Er was stunned, but still replied: "Okay, what about the dishes, do you want cold dishes or hot dishes, there are cold dishes in our store, frozen chicken, frozen three fresh, frozen stone head....... Do you want to take the three-color crystal silk?" said Xiao Er again.
"...... with fate" Fang Zhang replied with two words.
Xiao Er was stunned again, and then said, "What about vegetarian aquatic products?"
Lao Zhou waved his hand, these two people are a little competitive, if they report like this, they may not be able to order today's dishes, "Just order it casually." ”
Originally, Fang Zhang thought that this was all a gimmick, but this dish was different as soon as it came up, the color and flavor were complete, and the ancient and simple cooking method made every bite in the mouth seem precious, and they couldn't bear to swallow it, they completely became prisoners of the food, and they were fascinated by this food.
Suddenly, two uninvited guests stepped into the door, one dressed in a red robe, combing his long hair, carrying a cloth bag, and looking around the house. The other was dressed in a black robe, a tall monk, holding a Zhangba Zen staff, following behind the red-robed young man.
These two people hexagram image, give people a glance to know that it is not good stubble, Xiao Er smiled and leaned over, and asked extremely carefully, "Two, the shop is full, please wait for the amount of the film." ”
The red-robed young man glanced at it and stayed on Fang Zhang's few people, not because they were dressed shabby, but because they were sitting at a large table, and there were still vacant seats at this time.
The red-robed young man walked over, didn't ask Fang Zhang's opinions at all, and threw the cloth bag in his hand under the table, "Let's fight a table!" As he spoke, he looked at a few poor people, stretched out his tongue and licked his upper lip, revealing a face full of perseverance.
Looking at the appearance of the red-robed young man who was beaten, Fang Zhang quit, who is this, he was held down by Lao Zhou when he wanted to have a seizure, and shook his head gently towards Fang Zhang.
The black-robed monk followed, but he was very polite, not as domineering as the red-robed youth, he stood on the wall with his Zen staff, folded his hands and said to a few people: "A few donors, bother." ”
The red-robed young man glanced at Fang Zhang with great disdain, and then said to Xiao Er: "Two bowls of rice, one bowl of blood soup, half a catty of frozen meat, scrambled eggs with green onions, and cabbage in vinegar." ”
Xiao Er nodded and replied, when Xiao Er was dragged by the red-robed young man when he was leaving, he said in a deep voice: "You have to wash all the chopsticks and cups for me, as well as those two vegetarian dishes, if there is a trace of meat, I want your life!"
Xiao Er was startled, nodded and left.
Fang Zhang is full of horror, customers are vulnerable groups when they come to the restaurant, you dare to openly yell at the shopkeeper who is in charge of the power of passing the dishes before eating, don't you wait for the dishes to be added?
After the black-robed monk sat down, he folded his hands, closed his eyes and recuperated, holding Buddha beads in his hands, but the red-robed young man was a little unrestricted, and looked at a few people cynically.
Fang Zhang hated eating by others the most, that would make him feel a sense of crisis, he finally couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped the chopsticks on the table, "Why don't you let people eat!"
The red-robed young man didn't expect Fang Zhang to lose his temper, his face sank, but fortunately, Lao Zhou's eyes were quick, he pressed Fang Zhang's head and bowed forcibly, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my brother is a little reckless, and I ask you two to forgive me." ”
When the red-robed young man heard this, he cut a sound, turned to look at Lao Zhou, and the moment he looked at Lao Zhou, his eyes were cold, and then he slowly narrowed, Lao Zhou hurriedly avoided the eyes of the red-robed young man and stuffed the steamed bun into his mouth.
Suddenly, Xiao Er interrupted: "Guest officer, there is a place." ”
Hearing this, the two got up, and the red-robed young man lifted the package under his feet and left.
Fang Zhang let out a sigh, "Finally gone! I can eat with peace of mind, I always feel that this product is going to rob me of food." ”
Lao Zhou looked nervous, "Eat quickly, and then leave." ”
Fang Zhang couldn't finish sandwiching the dishes, "What are you doing, eat more, there are still a lot of power banks." ”
Lao Zhou leaned into Fang Zhang's ear and said, "You can't stay here for a long time, these two people are too murderous, and they are definitely not good." ”
Fang Zhang looked at the two, "Can't you put it, don't people all claim to be people in the rivers and lakes these days, but they are actually pretending to be criminals?"
Lao Zhou motioned to Fang Zhang to look under the table, only to see a little red spot oozing out of the package, sticking to the ground, "This is blood!" and then said to Fang Zhang: "If you guess correctly, he has a human head in his pocket!"
Fang Zhang almost carried him over, and his face turned pale in an instant.
Lao Zhou pressed the excited Fang Zhang and said, "Eat quickly, don't make extraneous branches." ”
Fang Zhang picked up the chopsticks tremblingly, and at this time, he looked at the table full of delicacies, where there was still a trace of appetite, all he thought about was the bloody package, so he got up and called Xiao Er, "Checkout!"
After a few people left quickly, the two of them put down the chopsticks in their hands at the same time and turned to look out the door.
Walking out of the hotel, Fang Zhang felt like a world away, and then looked at Lao Wang, "Your body is too ostentatious, too easy for people to remember, change." ”
Clothing stores.
To say that people rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, Lao Wang took off his suit and changed into an earth-colored Confucian robe, where is there still a little boss look, it is even better than a village cannon, Lao Wang looked at himself and sighed, "People are swordsmen, I am fish and meat." ”
"It's not fish, it's the key!" Fang Zhang quipped.
Suddenly, a fragrance came to my nose, and when I looked up, I saw a tall beauty walking into the store, Fang Zhang's nose was sour, "Xiaoying!"