Chapter 3 Lao Gu's Idolatry

Looking at Lao Gu, he really didn't regret it at all, Zhang Qing also admired him, there are not many people who are more persistent in divorce than marriage these days!

"Are you really out of the house, aren't you, go back and admit your mistake to your wife, won't it be over!" Zhang Qing said with still not much convincing.

"You really don't know? The whole town knows. Otherwise, I would have come here to open a lottery shop?" Lao Gu also looked at Zhang Qing as if he was an alien.

"What do you know?" Zhang Qing was even more surprised.

"I fought a lawsuit with my wife, and in the end I lost, and the court ordered me to give half of the prize money to my wife, saying that it was joint property, because we were not divorced at that time. Lao Gu said in frustration.

"Huh, have you won the jackpot, I don't even know......" Zhang Qing was very envious after hearing this, why didn't he have such good luck!

It turned out that Lao Gu won the lottery, and after the divorce, he immediately indulged completely, not only did the vices that he converged turn over, but also met a code boy who traveled between the mainland and Macau, a fat man who was very good at fooling people. Then, Lao Gu was fooled into going to the Macau casino, and he really won a lot of money at the beginning, and felt that the best place in the world to make money was the Macau casino!

Then, it entered the regular plot, Lao Gu began to lose money after going a few times, and the more he lost, the more he lost, and then Lao Gu didn't want to win money, he just wanted to get the lost money back. However, it backfired, no matter how careful Lao Gu was, no matter how much he burned incense and worshiped the Buddha, he still lost it in the end. At this time, I realized that the most difficult place in the world to make money is the Macau casino.

Originally, there was a lottery shop, which was considered a legitimate occupation. Who would have thought that Lao Gu's winning the lottery was known to his newly divorced wife, so he sued the court. At first, Lao Gu was justified, thinking that this was his prize, but he didn't expect that the judgment belonged to the joint property of the husband and wife.

This is good, not only gave the lottery shop to his ex-wife, but also wrote an IOU of 200,000. This thing has spread all over the town,Lao Gu is not embarrassed to stay in the town anymore,So I ran here to reopen a lottery shop,Fortunately, he lent out a lot of money when he won the lottery,Now it can be regarded as getting some back,So that he will not be penniless! No,The lottery shop has been open for more than a month,Sales are really not comparable to the original lottery shop。 Every day is also idle and boring, slowly combing through those debts and creditor's rights, I remembered Zhang Qing......

"I'm rubbing, you're getting rich and getting poor too quickly, isn't it? It's not even half a year before and after?" Zhang Qing couldn't help but exclaim.

"Alas, if you don't die, you won't die!" Old Gu sighed weakly.

"Hehe! If you don't get divorced, you won't die! Don't go back to your wife anymore!" Zhang Qing couldn't help but want to laugh a little, and found that a person who was even more unlucky than himself was really much more balanced in his heart!

"What a price did I have to pay for my freedom, can I just go back? Tell you, if I don't make eighteen million, I'll die here!" Lao Gu shouted fiercely.

"Ah, what's the matter, is there any trick to making a fortune?" Zhang Qing asked with admiration.

"I don't have the trick, but I met a nobleman, an uncle of my own family, also surnamed Gu, who is mixed in the town, just my wife married three, that is the first cow in the town, too inspirational, too much for me to worship!" Speaking of this, Lao Gu's eyes lit up, his expression was excited, and he had an expression of adoration!

"Tell me! Let me have an example! I also look forward to getting rich and marrying a wife!" Zhang Qing asked expectantly.

"Hehe, hey, tell you, I don't want to lose now, but at a deeper level, I have broadened my horizons and increased my knowledge. What is a million, my uncle is surrounded by people worth tens of millions, and they all lose first and then win, and finally become a winner in life. Even the fat man who seduced me to Macau sold two apartments at the beginning, and now not only bought back two suites, but also opened the largest fast food restaurant in town, and is also working part-time as a coding. There is also a teacher named Lao Bai, who even lost his wife's house at the beginning, but now he has not only remarried, but also opened a steamed bun shop and bought a suite! In addition, there is a more mysterious person, who either does not win the lottery when he makes a move, and one is millions............

"Wait! These don't seem to have anything to do with you, what kind of noble person have you met?" Zhang Qing hurriedly stopped.

"Oh...... You listen to me slowly......" Lao Gu only sobered up a little at this time, looked at the surrounding environment, and looked at Zhang Qing, who was sitting opposite him, who was poorer than himself, before continuing to speak......

Some time ago, Lao Gu went to Shanghai, and he ran so far just to find the dead fat boy and ask for some compensation. Speaking of which, this dead fat man is really hateful. When he was rich, he was very enthusiastic, and when Lao Gu lost everything, he couldn't even see a figure. At the beginning, I promised Lao Gu, and if I lost all of them, I would subsidize a part of Lao Gu's commission for code washing. Unexpectedly, no one answered when I called. In desperation, Lao Gu had no choice but to go to the door.

When he arrived at the town in the northwesternmost part of Shanghai, Lao Gu, who was still aggressive, lost his temper, this was completely the territory of the dead fat man. So Lao Gu was very weak and wanted to buy some tea and other gifts, and went to the dead fat man to get the subsidy back.

He walked into a tea shop, and originally wanted to shout at five and six to put on a show, but the customer was God! Unexpectedly, in this tea shop, he met a woman who was even more fierce than his ex-wife, and he started to fight without saying a word, and Lao Gu was not an opponent at all! was thrown outside the tea shop by the woman named Miao Xiang, but at this time, Lao Gu's trick was revealed. fell down so high, and stood firmly. This made that Miao Xiang a little surprised, and couldn't help but throw Lao Gu again, it was really a bit of a trick, but Lao Gu actually stood firmly.

It turned out that Lao Gu's tricks were all practiced by his ex-wife. Every time his ex-wife lifted her above her head, it was okay, but the worst thing was that she was like lifting a barbell next, just throwing it backwards, and Lao Gu fell from a height of almost two meters, and fell to the ground. Later, Lao Gu gradually gained experience, and tried to keep his feet and hands on the ground first. After ten years of training, now Lao Gu falls from a high place, and his feet land first like a cat.

"Hehe! It's okay, it seems that I have ten years of basic skills, and I will spare you today!" The woman named Miao Xiang actually let go of Lao Gu, not only did she let Lao Gu go, but after hearing about Lao Gu's intentions, she actually pointed out Lao Gu: "You are also surnamed Gu? Okay, for the sake of your little effort, I will show you the way." Don't give a gift to that fat man, it's useless. You go to your home, do you see it, the coffin shop on that side, the boss is called Gu Yongming. The only way to deal with that fat man is that old Gu, and there is our boss, but our boss is a good friend of the fat man, and it is impossible to help you ask for this little money. It's only your own family, he likes to have nothing to do the most!Go, go, don't say I introduced you!"

So Lao Gu met Gu Yongming, the owner of the coffin shop---- really old Gu!

Zhen Lao Gu was really enthusiastic, not only helped Gu San (originally called Lao Gu, but in front of Zhen Lao Gu, he didn't dare to call him Lao Gu) to call the dead fat man, but also enthusiastically took Gu San to eat, sauna, and recommended an African sister.

Later, when he heard about Gu San's tragic experience, the real old Gu was very sympathetic, patted his chest to help the nephew in front of him who couldn't be beaten, and deliberately took out a crystal coffin and said to Gu San: "Xiao Gu! Do you know how our people started it? It is by relying on this, one person in each person, and getting promoted to become rich! Now I see you so frustrated." As an uncle, you will also endure the pain and give you a wealth and wealth! You can rest assured that as long as you have this crystal coffin, it will be a matter of time before you become rich and rich, and you will not pay attention to it at all!"

"Hey, uncle, how much does this thing cost?" Gu San asked gratefully.

"It's a lot to mention money! No matter how you say it, you can't write two Gu characters, this is what I gave to you as my uncle!"

"Hey, thank you so much, uncle, I'm so moved......" Gu San was so moved that he was about to cry.

"Of course! This is the treasure of my Gu family's townhouse, and it embodies the fortune of my Gu family's ancestors for generations, and I don't let ordinary people look at it!" said with emotion as he was reluctant to figure out the crystal coffin in his hand.

"Yes, yes, yes! I will definitely give it up well when I go back, and bow three times and nine times every day!" Gu Sanlian nodded and said.

"That's right! You can teach you! Also, although I won't charge you a penny, you have to show your sincerity, so that you can invite this crystal coffin back. Zhen Lao Gu said very seriously.

"Uncle, just say it, what should I do?" I will definitely do it!" Gu San said convincingly.

"You have to pay 8,888 yuan to the place where the crystal coffin was placed just now to show your sincerity! Don't worry, this money is like this, and no one will move it!" said Zhen Lao Gu with his eyes closed very reverently.

"Hey, it should be, it should be ......" Gu San seemed to have picked up a big bargain, and hurriedly respectfully paid 8888 yuan, people are really old Gu is really authentic, and he also found two yuan for Gu San. Then he lovingly gave two treasures to Gu San, and together with the crystal coffin, he was known as the "Three Treasures of the Gu Family"

A fan and a bottle of Viagra

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"That's the end of it? After spending nearly 9,000 yuan on eating and prostitution, you're back? How do I feel like you've been ...... Okay, let me take a look at your 'Three Treasures of the Gu Family'!" Zhang Qing originally wanted to say that he felt that Lao Gu had been deceived, but when he saw Lao Gu's face shining brightly, he was excited as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, so he was embarrassed to say it.

"Wait, I'll show you!" Lao Gu happily ran back to his shop and ran back happily......

Zhang Qing first took a closer look at the crystal coffin worth 8,888, no matter how he looked at it, it looked like it was made of glass! He couldn't help grinning, Lao Gu was really willing to spend money! That really Lao Gu was a human spirit! Then he looked at the folding fan, unfolded it and took a closer look, there was a line of words written on the front and back

The front is: Take you pretending to be forced to fly with you

The opposite is: to turn you to ashes in the blink of an eye