Luoyang found himself overlooking one thing.

In order to get the car as soon as possible, he booked it early and took it in full.

However, the car was bought in Kimchi Country, and after the passport was issued, Luoyang drove Jessica directly through the space gate to the United States.

According to the original plan, after visiting his father-in-law and mother-in-law, he only needed to open the door and return to the kimchi country, which was very convenient, but at this one joint, there was an accident.

Xiujing got into the car.

Luoyang didn't think that Xiujing, who hated him so much, was willing to take his car to the airport.

That's the trouble.

If Luoyang admits that he bought this car, he will definitely be regarded as a fool by Xiujing.

People who don't live here buy a car here, isn't it a fool?

But if Luoyang doesn't admit that he bought the car, it will be troublesome.

Because if this car is rented, then you must buy a plane ticket and leave after you arrive at the airport, and then call the car rental company to collect the car, so...

Who do you ask Luoyang to call?

Where do you ask Luoyang to put the car?

Alas... Sister-in-law, this kind of creature, is trouble, fortunately the road to the airport is not far, if nothing else, I can send her away in a few minutes, no matter how you think about it, there shouldn't be many opportunities to meet in the future, haha, it's much better to think about it.

Luoyang looked at Xiujing through the rearview mirror and set a flag fearlessly.

"Why are you staring at me, why don't you just take your car to the airport?" Xiujing glared at Luoyang through the rearview mirror.

Luoyang shrugged and continued to drive with his eyes ahead.

Obviously, Xiujing was in a bad mood.

One of the reasons for her bad mood was that her prank was unsuccessful, Luoyang secretly used alchemy to break down the laxatives in the wine, and everyone was fine.

Another reason is that Jessica is getting married.

The fact that her sister, who has been raised for more than 20 years, is about to be married, makes her very depressed.

And she always felt that her sister was so stupid, she would definitely be bullied after getting married.

Especially Luoyang, this person knows at a glance that he is not a good person.

"Where do you see I'm not a good person!"

Luoyang wanted to ask this, but he was still very wise not to say it.

After all, in the eyes of the enemy, it is natural for Xiujing to look down on him.

"Don't be unhappy, Ernie I'm getting married, aren't you happy?" Jessica was also in the back seat, hugging Xiujing and coaxing her.

However, Xiujing didn't buy it, and said resentfully: "You haven't paid much attention to me lately, if you get married, maybe you won't see each other again." ”

Jessica said distressedly: "Some time ago, Ernie was a little busy and ignored you, I'm really sorry, Ernie promises not to be in the future, okay?"

Xiujing turned her head and said, "I don't believe it." ”

Jessica was helpless: "Then what do you want, as long as you say it, Ernie will agree to you." ”

"Really?" Xiujing immediately smiled and hugged Jessica, "I'm going to live with Ernie in the future!"

Isn't it true that you can see each other every day when you live together?

Luoyang's face was full of horror, and he slammed on the brakes and stopped.

Under the action of inertia, Xiujing and Jessica both leaned forward.

Jessica knew what Luoyang was thinking, so she sighed and didn't say anything.

Xiujing was different, and after being taken aback, she immediately complained: "How do you drive!"

No, I can't live together, and I'm going to use my excellent negotiation skills to make her change her mind.

Luoyang turned around and said, "Xiujing, you will definitely get married in the future, you and Sika can't be together for the rest of your life." ”

"I want you to take care of it!" Xiujing bared her teeth at Luoyang, and then said disdainfully: "It's a big deal, I'm not getting married!"

I'd rather be lonely all my life than stick to my sister, is my sister so terrifying?

Luoyang looked at Jessica with a pleading look.

Jessica was startled, looked at Luoyang a little weakly, and then raised her fist weakly to sell a cute.

"Bring~"

It's so cute... Is it time to sell cuteness?!! I'll clean you up when I get home!

Luoyang glared at Jessica, who looked innocent, turned around and started the car, and then said, "Anyway, I'll take you to the airport first, and you go back and think about it." ”

"Don't think about it, I won't change my mind!" Xiujing was resolute.

Hum... When I get you on the plane, I'll fly away with Jessica, and I'll never see you again.

Luoyang stood up with a flag in a loss of mind, and then slammed on the accelerator to accelerate, rushing towards the airport.

As he drove on, Luoyang suddenly found that a large area in front of him was shrouded in a huge illusion enchantment.

And the only way to the airport, the tall and majestic overpass, is also in the enchantment.

Luoyang's heart suddenly sudden, and the sixth sense immediately obtained the relevant information.

It seems like... It's the superpower police in the United States who are doing things, and all ordinary people have been driven away by the illusion enchantment... No wonder there are so few cars around...

But it's going to take hours to detour, right?

No matter, rush over!

Luoyang's eyes flashed, and he continued to rush forward.

At this moment, a huge black shadow that covered the sky and the sun suddenly fell from the sky!

"Boom-"

"Roar—"

A godzilla dozens of stories tall fell from the sky and smashed the overpass leading to the airport...

"Squeak—"

With the screeching sound of tire rubbing, Luoyang stopped the car expressionlessly.

Then he slowly stretched out his hand.

He pointed his middle finger at Godzrabi.

I just set up a flag, why don't you give me a Godzilla...

Why don't you call Gundam too!

"High energy reaction ahead, non-combatants, please evacuate immediately!"

A Gundam passed through the space and arrived at the scene in an instant, a laser sword was majestic, and a pair of electronic eyes were embarrassed.

Even the hand in the direction of Luoyang gave a faint thumbs up.

...

I'll fuck you, uncle! This is a country full of free air, not a high school student, a god-butcher's neon bastard! You two are on the wrong set, poof-

Luoyang vomited halfway through the complaint, and fell weakly on the steering wheel and vomited blood.

If you don't vomit blood, you don't know how tiring the work of the Tucao Service is.

"Husband~ It seems that the road is being built in front. Jessica reminded Luoyang, and by the way, she unknowingly changed her title to her husband, and then blushed and shy herself.

As ordinary people, what she and Xiujing can see is definitely different from Luoyang.

Luoyang heard Jessica's sweet "husband", and her mood finally improved.

Although she was so obedient and cute most likely because she didn't stand by my side just now, she was willing to call me like this, it must be because she still loves me the most in her heart, right?

"Now, we're going to have to take a detour. Luoyang smiled hard and started the car, turned around and left.

In the complex eyes, it seems to be full of hardships and vicissitudes of life.

The atmosphere in the car did not cool down because of the brief argument, but continued to heat up for the rest of the journey.

Because Xiujing has been coquettish and cute, begging to be with her sister for the rest of her life.

It's best to eat, wash and sleep together.

It's best to be a brother-in-law, a creature who evaporates from the world.

Best...

"Hehehehehehehe..."

Luoyang let out a subdued and frustrated laugh.

The expression is completely broken.

Jessica was suddenly full of apologies for Luoyang in her heart.

She didn't know how to refuse Xiujing at all, and she felt sorry for Luoyang.

She had to change the topic first to avoid Luoyang being too stimulated.

"That's... I don't know why the road was repaired just now, but it looks good..."

The ability to change the subject is terrible...

Xiujing couldn't help but complain about her sister in her heart, but she also felt that there were some things that could not be rushed, so she followed Jessica's words and said: "Yes, there are a lot of cars passing by here every day, and now that it is suddenly suspended, it is estimated that many people will be very troublesome, right?"

"That can't be helped. Luoyang, who was on the verge of collapse, said unhurriedly with the smile of Mr. Yes: "After all, a Godzilla and Gundam are fighting there, of course ordinary people can't get close, and it's not good if you accidentally get hurt." ”

Xiujing couldn't help but roll her eyes: "Luoyang Xi, haven't you graduated from the second year of secondary school? Where in this world is there any Godzilla Gundam, right, Ernie?"

"Huh? this..."

Jessica was a little panicked, she knew Luoyang's identity, she wasn't sure if Luoyang was joking or serious, so she didn't answer Xiujing's question immediately, but asked Luoyang: "Husband, is what you said true?"

"Ernie, do you really believe it, no matter how much you fall in love, your IQ can't really become zero..."Xiujing looked at Jessica absurdly.

"How can you say that, Ernie!" Jessica smiled awkwardly, not knowing what to answer.

Luoyang, on the other hand, showed a completely broken smile: "Of course it's true, in fact, I really want to drive in, after all, Godzilla and Gundam battles will always smash a lot of rocks and other things, and as long as I drive the car well, I can make the stones accurately smash on a certain part of the car, such as the left side of the back seat or something, it's also very simple..."

The one on the left side of the back seat of the car is, of course, Xiujing.

Jessica patted Luoyang in disgust: "She's my sister, you can't do this." ”

"I finally know why the two of you are together, it must be because you are both mentally retarded!" Xiujing looked at the two, shivered, moved her ass away a little, and then said to Luoyang with a little disgust: "Luoyang Xi drive well, don't be trampled by Godzilla." ”

Luoyang's face did not change: "Don't worry, my forty-meter big knife is ready, and it will be fine." ”

"I..." Xiujing looked at Luoyang speechlessly, suddenly feeling a little guilty.

It's just a big fool like my sister, am I being too cruel to him?

What Xiujing didn't see was that above the red sports car they were in at this time, a forty-meter big knife in an invisible state was levitating.

The tip of the knife was pointed squarely at her.