Chapter 58: Animals Will Pull Around!
Liu Bei turned around and saw a lean old man.
"You, the old man Feng who watched the fish pond?"
"Exactly, who are you? Why are you so face-to-face?"
Liu Bei pointed to the thatched bamboo house:
"Don't sleep here tonight. I want to sleep alone in the breeze cottage and don't like to be crowded with you. β
Old man Feng let out a string of hoarse laughter:
"Haha, young man, since the monitor was installed, I don't have to stay by the fish pond all the time, just come and check a few times once in a while!"
Immediately afterwards, Old Man Feng pointed to a small western-style building thousands of kilometers away, and continued:
"Now, I and some security guards live in that small western-style building! There is a computer in the western-style building, and I only need to look at the monitoring screen to guard the fish pond in the building. I've long since lived in this thatched hut. Well, if you want to live tonight, you can live, I won't rob you. β
Your sister!
A small worker who watches the fish pond also lives in a small western-style building!
But I need to live in Qingfeng Thatched Cottage!
It seems that Uncle Ben is not as good as a fisherman!
And Old Man Feng looked at Liu Bei carefully and asked:
"Are you the new fisherman?"
What the?
Do you think Uncle Ben is a fisherman?
Grunt!
In Liu Bei's stomach, a hungry grunt sounded.
Liu Bei didn't talk nonsense with Old Man Feng:
"Yes, Steward Han said that you are old and your eyes may not be good, so he sent me to guard the fish pond with you. Well, you go back to your western-style building, I'll come and see here, you can go quickly. β
Liu Bei only hoped that Old Man Feng would leave quickly, and then touched a few fish from the fish pond to roast them to satisfy his hunger.
Who knows, Old Man Feng is not a person who is easy to support.
This old man is very careful.
I saw that Old Man Feng took out his work card:
"This is my work card, young man. If you are a fisherman, please show your work ID.
Hmph, last time, there was a bodyguard pretending to be a fisherman, and as a result, he took away more than a dozen fish behind my back, causing me to be deducted half a month's salary. β
I go, a fisherman, also need a work permit?
The management system of this Su family manor seems to be very formal and advanced!
Liu Bei is so hungry that he can't do it, but this old man Feng is still here and keeps inking!
Hum!
You old man Feng, you have a lot of things to do, you have a lot of words, you get in the way, see how I clean you up!
Yikes!
The silver light flashed, and a silver needle had already pierced one of Old Man Feng's shoulders.
"Ouch, the mosquitoes here are so bad that they can bite me through my clothes. β
Old man Feng was speechless and spoke.
And Liu Bei, patted Old Man Feng on the shoulder, and immediately took the silver needle.
"Old Feng, let me ask you, where is the toilet around here?" Liu Bei smiled.
Old man Feng pointed in one direction:
"Boy, let me tell you, in that direction, keep walking, about a thousand meters, there is a toilet!"
Liu Bei nodded:
But if you're in a hurry, you'll probably be stuck in your pants when you really walk a thousand meters. I see, the flowers and grass three hundred meters away at nine o'clock are good. The flowers and grass, more than a foot high, the concealment is okay, squatting there to pull, is a good choice. β
When Old Man Feng heard this, he immediately put on a straight face and scolded:
"Boy, how do you speak? If you want to pull it, go to the toilet to pull it! Many of those precious flowers and plants are imported, and you can't pull them in the flowers and plants over there! Well, I warn you, you will be fined for pulling them there! Moreover, pulling them there seems to be too unqualified, just like livestock. β
Ouchββ!
As soon as Old Man Feng finished speaking, he felt a sudden pain in his stomach!
"Ouch, it's not good, why do I suddenly have a feeling of incontinence and want to pull?" said Old Man Feng, holding his stomach.
Liu Bei smiled faintly:
"Oh, Lao Feng, if you want to pull it, hurry up and pull it.
I warn you, oh, if you want to pull, go to the toilet a kilometer away.
You can't pull in the flowers over there!
I warn you, you will be fined for pulling there! And it is so unqualified that it is like an animal!"
Forehead?
Isn't that what I said?
Why did this kid give it back to me?
Old man Feng felt that the feeling of wanting to "pull" was rapidly intensifying, so he made a bitter face and admonished:
"Boy, I can warn you, don't steal fish, it's monitored. Oh, no, I'm going to pull, let's go first. β
After Old Man Feng finished speaking, he hurriedly covered his stomach and slipped away!
Whoosh!
Two subtle cold rays of light flashed out of Liu Bei's hand.
Two silver needles flew out like a storm and thunder in an instant.
Bang bang!
Both monitors have been shattered by the power of the extremely accurate silver needle!
And Liu Bei, took out two bamboo poles, came to the fish pond, waited for a few seconds, and then aimed at the two fat fish to attack quickly!
In an instant, the two fat fish had been pierced through the belly by two bamboo poles and hung on the bamboo poles.
Liu Bei cleaned the internal organs and scales of the two fatty fish, and then made a fire to roast the fat fish!
Three minutes later, Old Man Feng returned.
Old man Feng was furious when he saw that Liu Bei had really stolen the fish, and he was still grilling the fish in a beautiful way:
"You stinky boy, you're a fish thief. Hmph, I didn't believe you were a fisherman in the first place. You steal fish, and the bosses find out about it, and they fire you in minutes. β
Liu Bei looked indifferent, threw a cigarette to Old Man Feng, and then smiled:
"Old Feng, I've heard someone say that it's a mess in the flowers over there, but it's a livestock!"
"You ββ!"
Old Feng is angry!
This stinky boy must know that I was pulling in the flowers over there!
Lao Feng was angry, but he still lit the cigarette that Liu Bei gave him, took a puff, and blurted out:
"Tsk, young man, your cigarette is so easy to smoke, what brand?"
"Liqun-Fuchun Mountain Residence!"
"Oh, Liqun, fourteen dollars a pack, I've smoked it too!"
After Lao Feng finished speaking, he wiped his sweat again, and continued:
"Young man, don't hit my little report. I pulled it over there. I couldn't help it, and if I didn't pull it, I'd be in my pants. β
After Lao Feng finished speaking, he clutched his stomach again:
"Ouch, no, I just finished pulling, how do I feel like I'm going to pull again. No, I'll have to go squat for a while. Don't steal any more fish!"
After Lao Feng finished speaking, he left holding his stomach again.
And Liu Bei, Mei Zizi grilled the fish, just waiting for the fish to be cooked, and then Mei Zizi filled his stomach.
Whining!
At this time, four cars had stopped on the side of the road not far from the fish pond.
Immediately afterwards, a handsome young man who looked energetic, with more than a dozen big men in suits and leather shoes, was surrounding the place where Liu Bei grilled fish!
This group of black-clothed men surrounded Liu Bei, and the water was impassable.
But they all already knew Liu Bei's identity, and they didn't dare to make too many mistakes, so they still shouted in unison:
"Hello uncle!"
When Liu Bei saw this group of people surrounding him, he knew that they were here to make trouble for him!
"Hehe, okay, everyone's good is really good. Liu Bei said in passing.
And the handsome man in black standing opposite Liu Bei smiled coldly at Liu Bei:
"Uncle, I learned from Steward Han that you were in Qingfeng Thatched Cottage, so I came over to meet you! By the way, my name is Roger, and I am the vice captain of the Su family's bodyguard team!"
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ps: The third watch is finished!
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