Chapter 584: Promotion or Bondage?
[Lazy] stared at the kryptonite dog's eyes: "Sister, are you not a human being in reality?"
In the next second, he slapped his sister into the hole.
Well, the humanoid pit on the ground is the power of his sister's blow.
[Lazy Cloud] was a little annoyed and angry: "What nonsense are you talking about...... Don't talk nonsense!"
The [lazy] with a full head of baggage struggled to get up: "This, don't scare me!"
[Lazy Cloud] angrily: "No, I'll put down the soldier king brought by Ah Fang later......"
"After!?" [Lazy] swallowed nervously.
"The boss forced me to report for the Olympics!"
"Poof-" When the younger brother's laughter erupted, the younger sister's helplessness!
She crossed her waist: "One thing is for sure, after playing here for a long time, my physical function in reality is infinitely close to the limit of the human body." I run 100 meters...... Almost ran into 11 seconds!"
This time [lazy] was really surprised, you know, the women's world record is 10.49 seconds run by American sprinter Joyna at the 24th Seoul Olympics in 1988.
This record has not been broken in the past 32 years!
It is known as a record that is not broken by people.
My own sister ran this result, saying that she couldn't be wrong much if she went farther and farther on the road of inappropriateness.
At the same time, he was relieved that the country dared to let her go to the Olympics, proving that this was something that had nothing to do with doping or something.
Lazy Cloud continued to sigh, "My bodily functions have proven to be quite close to human limits, but they are still within normal limits. That's why I wondered that it was all after playing this game. As a result, the top now attaches great importance to "Glorious OL" in cooperation with Xiaoqiang Studio. ”
I was about to continue, but suddenly I noticed that the battle situation not far away had changed.
A three-story tall monster with five petal-like petals appeared, and it swept through the hundreds of players around it in a furious manner.
[Lazy Cloud] brushed his hair, and was about to make a move, when a cannon rang out from behind.
Sand sculpture players are playing with flowers again.
"Ahhhh At this moment, he became the most beautiful cub in the sky, if there was no accident, after the magical ballistics calculation of the [Black Valley Little Angel], the [Blue Bird] would be shot into the monster's mouth.
Under normal circumstances, this kind of pit behavior can be translated as - add food to the monster!
For sand sculptors, pit teammates is a thing?
Unlike what everyone imagined, the [Free Blue Bird], who is a killer crab, is still carrying an old six-pounder cannon with a caliber of 57mm in his waist at the moment.
Note that this is a 6-pounder cavalry gun modeled after the Napoleonic period, and if it is not cast in bronze and made of new raw steel, it still weighs 200 kilograms.
This thing is a deformed product of Abyssal City before the loss of TNT and after the Steelmaking came out again, and it has long been eliminated by the Abyss Legion.
This style of painting is quite messy!
Forget about carrying a bazooka or something, this cargo clip is an old-fashioned artillery!
This scene is very similar to [Monster Hunter]!
The long barrel of the cannon, which is more than one and a half meters long, is mostly stuffed into the monster's mouth.
"Kiss, stop, and say—love me!" This sick guy took his perversion to the extreme.
What made the surrounding players spray rice was that the other party seemed to be a stress reaction, and the five-petaled mouth full of sharp fangs really closed!
"Hahahaha!" a group of sand sculptures laughed until they died on the spot.
In anticipation, as soon as [Blue Bird] pulled the cannon rope, the cannon suddenly let out a roar.
This kind of negative distance shelling, as a matter of course, brought out the maximum power of the shell.
The blasting bullet passed through the monster's mouth and entered through the neck, and the violent explosion tore through the flesh, and the scarlet liquid bloomed like a cluster of bright red peonies, splitting the air, and then acting like a fairy scattered flower with the flesh.
Of course, the [Free Blue Bird] is not easy to tease.
First of all, this old-fashioned cannon has no retractor, and there are no wheels to help cushion it, and the huge reaction force when firing the cannon makes this cargo break both hands on the spot.
And then...... Blown up!
This kills this tease!
But who will be reluctant to resurrect the game?
"Hahahaha!" A group of sand statues took out bags of wine like New Year's Eve and celebrated on the spot.
"Look at it well! Learn it hard! This trick is called [Flying Dragon Riding Face Cannon]!" When [Blue Bird] was stunned, [Junchen Tianya] was not convinced, and when he saw another big monster coming, he also carried the barrel of the cannon and did the same.
But this time...... Ahem, when the cannon was fired, the [Black Bitter Tea Master] next to him knocked on the barrel, and as a result, the muzzle of the cannon was lowered by one degree.
[Junchen] he meowed directly into the monster's mouth.
"Let's click", and the monsters who subconsciously chewed a few times were stunned.
Huh?
Is there still a fully automatic pig feeding this year?
This monster's digestion ability is very strong, until 30 seconds later, [Junchen Tianya] turned into a mosaic and came out from behind the monster's buttocks, and he didn't hear the cannon sound.
"Poof!"
"Wha!"
Sure enough, he is worthy of being a master of the whole life [Junchen Tianya], and he can make a new job every time.
This incident, without exception, was put on the Biu station by the up masters, and once rushed to the daily broadcast champion.
[Lazy Cloud] next to him said: "Don't look at the teasing of [Junchen], his mental power and reaction power are also much beyond ordinary people." ”
[Lazy] thoughtful: "Actually, I have a similar feeling, I seem to be about to break through." This is not the kind of breakthrough that the game system reflects, but I am really going to break through, from a mortal to a real [shooter]. Sister, do you know? I secretly went to the archery hall a while ago, and nine out of ten arrows in my hand hit the ten rings 80 meters away. ”
It's scary.
Composite bows made of modern high-tech materials can pull a stronger bowstring with less force, and the range is much longer than in ancient times.
But 80 meters away, a person is just a small dot.
Looking at the surprised eyes of the old lady, [lazy] pretended to be forced: "So I'm going to the Olympics too." ”
They didn't know that their situation was summarized by Liu Yuecian in the villa of the Great Heavenly Empire and on Wang Hao's table.
Wang Hao had a splitting headache.
He's meowing!
So many players want to be promoted to quasi-heroes!?
Looking at the tool man on the other side who was smiling and groaning, but was still wearing an aqua blue cheongsam to show off his figure, Wang Hao was not angry: "You won't intercept them? Didn't I give you permission?"
"It's better to be blocked!" Liu Yuecia is like the best spring light, brushing her hair, and playing around her fingers: "What's more, the current hero, do you think it's enough? Or do you think you can really win this battle with an attitude of caring about yourself?"