late at night

Fang Zhang was lying on the hospital bed, humming and chirping, Liu Yueqing changed a bottle of liquid and said sharply, "Don't hum." ”

"It's uncomfortable......" Fang Zhang said weakly.

Liu Yueqing raised a finger and said, "1 week, you are back again, the efficiency is too high." I wondered, how did you do that by pouring yourself into alcohol, drinking in the mirror?"

Fang Zhang's face was full of helplessness, and the baby was bitter, but the baby couldn't say, "I'm not drinking anymore." ”

Liu Yueqing said helplessly: "When you drink too much and hold the toilet, you say this." The specific effect can also be observed. After that, he said: "Pay attention next month, I don't have time to take care of you on my wedding trip." ”

"I can't understand that I'm throwing myself into the net. Can you not take the money?"

Liu Yueqing snorted, "Take care of it yourself." ”

Fang Zhang covered his head, and even took in the money to see a doctor, and didn't give his life! Then he sighed, "Your sister won't be reduced to the level of an old virgin if she has half of you." ”

Liu Yueqing's face changed, "I'm talking nonsense, believe it or not, I'll introduce my sister to you." ”

"Kneel for you, don't you think I'm not miserable enough now. ”

"It's beautiful to think, even if my sister fights for a lifetime, she won't be able to take your turn. ”

Fang Zhang asked, "But are you serious about playing the guzheng?"

"Guzheng? Oh, that's my sister. ”

"Good fellow, your family is really prosperous. ”

Liu Yueqing said: "Don't think about it, you don't have a show!"

Fang Zhang was a little helpless, "Why do you all feel so good about yourself! It's all Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai free shipping!" Before he finished speaking, he only felt that his hand hurt, and Liu Yueqing's face showed a fierce light, "Say another word to send you home." ”

In the second half of the night, the alcohol was over, and Fang Zhang took a taxi home.

As soon as he entered the house, he was stunned when he looked at the things in Wangcai's mouth, it turned out to be the bear puppet in the time tunnel, and he was lost and recovered after more than ten years, how could he appear here?

Fang Zhang kicked Feifei Wangcai, "Shut up!"

Wangcai turned around, and the two sides started a puppet battle.

Fang Zhang took the bear in his hand, recalled the situation in the dream, and suddenly his heart sank, his mother's fate would not change.

Regardless of the time, he dialed the phone at home directly, and after two busy tones, his mother's kind voice came from there, "Hey, Xiaozhang, what's the matter so late?"

Hearing this, Fang Zhang let out a sigh of relief and said, "It's nothing to do, just call and ask." At this time, the old man's displeased voice came from the microphone, "What's the old illness that hasn't healed, and the new illness has occurred again?"

I only heard my mother reproach the old man and said, "Why do you talk, is it easy for my son to make a phone call?" and then asked, "Is there anything wrong?"

Fang Zhang said: "It's okay, it's just a dream, it's good that you're fine." ”

The old man over there spoke again, "You have a dream, I have a dream, let's not dream of the river!

Bang, there was a crisp sound from the microphone, and my father said unhappily: "Why are you hitting me?" ”

Fang Zhang said: "Mom, I'll go home tomorrow." ”

When my mother heard this, she was very excited and said, "Okay, come back quickly, I miss my mother to death." ”

Following.

Fang Zhang limped, carried his shoulders, and explained to Wang Laoqiu: "I'll go home for two days, you help me watch the house and walk the dog, and Mr. Liu said that I am deeply in love and can't extricate myself, and I need to relax." ”

Wang Laojiao looked at Fang Zhang, "No problem, but why did you let the dog bite again, I said you can't get along?"

On the way, Fang Zhang had some palpitations and told what happened in the dream, "I was defeated by a finger! This thing is a little unreasonable, he won't be the leader." ”

Wang Lao Turtle was a little helpless, "Do you want to hear my definition of this encounter?"

Fang Zhang said: "Ghost and god confrontation?"

"Dish B to Dish B!" After that, he said: "You don't learn and don't know how to do it, and it is both reasonable and expected to be tyrannized by NPCs!"

"It can't be!"

"Impossible? Insight does limit your imagination, destroy a few NPCs, defeat a few unruly revengers and become a god? ”

Fang Zhang didn't say much, but he still reserved his opinion, and then said: "I also took a pill before, but the name of this pill is really strange, there is a corpse on the top and a hole under it. ”

When Wang Lao Turtle heard this, he almost carried him over, "Then you have a good mouth! Don't you brush your teeth after eating? That is especially a rage, a fierce anger! You have misremembered the radicals, and you are only one word away from the illiterate." ”

......

"What is this?"

"Anger, similar to murderous energy, but above murderous energy, is a kind of dark energy that cannot be seen, but does exist, generally people with extremely dark hearts will have, good people will not have, the most intuitive is that when you confront the ghost officer, you will be angry. And what you explode at critical moments is also anger. ”

Fang Zhang heard that this is the legendary eye killing. But that's not the point of his attention, "What are the side effects?"

Wang Lao Turtle was stunned for a moment, and said: "Why are you so depressed, you can awaken your anger at this level, and you have made a lot of money!"

Fang Zhang interrupted: "Don't change the subject. ”

Wang Laojiao hesitated for a moment, "I can't talk about the side effects, because your anger is too weak and negligible, you should leave quickly, you won't be able to catch up with the second-way car later......"

Fang Zhang covered his head, not afraid of Wang Lao's turtle scare, just afraid that this thing would talk about other things, and the side effects would be not small!

......

When he got home and saw his mother, who was no longer faced, Fang Zhang's heart was sour, and he gave his mother a big hug, "Mom, I want to kill you." ”

The mother was also a little at a loss, and secretly said What happened to this child today, usually he shouts hungry as soon as he enters the house? Could it be that my son is sensible?

"Mom, I'm hungry. ”

......

At the dinner table, Fang Zhang was eating with gusto, and his mother said, "Eat slowly, eat slowly." The old man took a sip of wine and said, "Come?"

Fang Zhang's head was like a rattle, "No, no." ”

The father lifted the big flower pants, "I thought you kid hadn't seen you for so long, what kind of gambling and smoking were all about eating and drinking!"

Fang Zhang cried and mourned, "Dad, why am I like that!"

"I haven't grown!" the old man was a little disappointed.

Saying this, the mother glared at the old man fiercely, and the old man was excited, lowered his head, and pulled the rice in the bowl into his mouth. The old man's strict wife control has reached the very late stage.

After chatting for a while, her mother said, "Xiao Zhang, the girl in your Uncle Yu's family is about the same age as you. ”

"Mom, I'm busy with my career right now, I don't have time to talk about this, and I took three days off. ”

"You still call it a career? You can give me some savings first. I think you're going back this time!" said the mother.

Fang Zhang is a spirit, this is going to detain people!

"Honestly going home and doing things in a down-to-earth manner is the right way in the world, don't engage in any crooked ways. ”

"Who's crooked, Mom, I'm still young. ”

Hearing this, the father spoke again, "Son, I recently came across a toy for men to entertain themselves on the Internet, have you tried it?"

Fang Zhang covered his head, "Can you be decent from your old words?"

Mother slapped my father hard, "Eat well!"

After that, he said to Fang Zhang: "The conditions of the people are good, and they recognize you." ”

"Recognition? Lao Tzu has never seen her, as far as I know, Lao Yu's dumpling restaurant is beginning to take shape, how to have a million investment, to be recognized, it is leather pants and cotton pants must be strange. ”

"How do you speak, is it polite to be dirty? ”

Fang Zhang didn't seem to be a man who knew how to be restrained, and continued: "This Lao Yu and his daughter-in-law are a match made in heaven, they look like a certain vine-growing herbaceous vegetable, where can the offspring be strong." Moreover, there are two possibilities for your son's bear-like being targeted, one is that the woman has a disease that is incurable by current medical conditions, and the other is that she has the genes of an extinct sauriform. ”

...... The old man was incredible, looked at Fang Zhang with a gratified face, and gave a thumbs up, "You kid, you are too good at careful analysis of words and sentences!

"Awards, awards, just a little understanding. Fang Zhang said modestly with his fists in his hands.

The old man asked curiously, "Son, what is that certain herbaceous vegetable you are talking about?"

"Pumpkin!"

"Oh, that's too vivid, what about an extinct sauroid?"

"Dinosaurs!"

"Yo, 666!" my father clapped his hands and applauded!

Before the words fell, the father and son bared their teeth at the same time, "It hurts, it hurts!"

Mother took Fang Zhang's ear and twisted it, "Your kid hasn't done much other kung fu, and you're doing good kung fu, are you engaged in pyramid schemes?"

After that, he twisted the old man's ear vigorously, "You're not finished, aren't you, you can't repay the loan, don't you take it back tomorrow, it's too late to take it back today, right?

......

Fang Zhang bared his teeth, "Hey, hey, Mom, I was wrong, I was wrong." I'll go, I'll go, no, in order to redeem myself, I was a little frightened, and Lao Tzu confessed. ”

Mother's hand strained, "I'll let you Lao Tzu!"

After eating, my mother took out a piece of clothing from the cabinet, oh, this is really a big deal, my mother actually got herself a formal suit that can't be in the formal, just a bow.

"Mom, you are too good at tossing, just like your son's bear, do you deserve to wear this clothes?"

The mother pulled Fang Zhang to the side, "Hurry up, why is my eldest son unworthy!" When the mother helped him take off his mask, Fang Zhang was clever, no, if the mother saw the scars on her body, she would be sent to the public security organ and surrender.

"Mom, I'll go back to the house and change it by myself. ”

Mother smiled, "Yo, I'm still shy." ”

At this time, my father said: "How old are you, and you still want to get cheap with the guy." ”

The mother squinted and said, "Don't talk, kneel!"

......

The time was almost up, and the group took a taxi and went to the dumpling restaurant.

On the way, my mother threatened: "You pay attention to my words and deeds, if I mess up, I will kill your father!"

The father next to him said with a bitter face: "Son, save my father, there are not many Kang Shibo braised beef noodles at home, and Xiao Huan can simply noodles when he kneels." ”

......

Fang Zhang was not an empathetic person, and he didn't care about his father's pleading, and continued: "Did Mom bring a quick-acting heart pill?"

"What are you doing with that?"

Knowing that the son is like the father, the old man said in a pleading tone: "Son, let's say a few words." ”

"I'm afraid that his daughter's performance of the live version of the curse will scare your second elder. ”

Poof, the taxi driver sprays directly on the steering wheel.

The old lady said in a commanding tone, "After a while, you take back the joke to the old lady, in order for you not to break the law and discipline, even if it is a dinosaur, you have to marry me back." ”

"Mom, if I don't marry a dinosaur today, I'll have to go to jail. ”

......

The scale of this dumpling restaurant is really not small, Boss Yu, who has been waiting at the door for a long time, immediately greeted him, and Boss Yu's daughter-in-law was also there, and sure enough, it was still a pumpkin, "Hello, pumpkin ......" The mother behind her pinched the room seal, "Hello, uncle and aunt." ”

Obviously, the second elder was very satisfied with Fang Zhang, and had a pleasant greeting.

You don't need to look at it, your guess is accurate, but depending on its enthusiasm, the dinosaur may be a little too optimistic, could it be half a section, or a half fan? Half a section is okay, at best, it can't help get up at night to go to the toilet or something. If it's half a fan, it's not quite suitable.

Boss Yu said: "Wait a while, Xiaoya is rushing here after work." ”

"Okay, okay. ”

The second elder even agreed, but he couldn't close his mouth when he smiled. But no, if his son can successfully hold hands, not only will he be able to tie up this god stick son in the future, but this dumpling restaurant may also have to change its name and surname.

Fang Zhang didn't think so, his current mind was not on this at all, and his mind was full of how to ravage the descendants.

Several old people chatted together, and Fang Zhang excused himself to be too hot and went out for a walk.

Not long after, a Magotan stopped at the door of the hotel, and a tall and beautiful woman got out of the car, combing her pigtails, and her eyes were bright.

Seeing the beautiful woman enter the house, Fang Zhang almost exposed his true nature, and the hooligan whistle on his lips was stunned and pressed back by himself.

The phone rang, "Why are you going, everyone is here." ”

Fang Zhang hung up the phone and walked towards the house, when he saw the people in the house, Fang Zhang's jaw dropped in shock, this is a joke. It's really a human being who can't look good, the sea water can't fight, this pair of hobbits can even give birth to elves, and the genetic code is amazing.

But, is it really biological?

Boss Yu immediately introduced: "This is my daughter, Yu Ya, who is currently working in an archery center. ”

Yu Ya nodded at everyone, but she didn't show too much enthusiasm, and she was full of domineering looks.

Then he introduced: "This is Fang Zhang, who works for an antique company. ”

"Hey, what kind of antique company, if you don't live, you're going to be yellow!" the mother tugged at herself, her eyes revealing anger.

Yu Ya was full of disdain.

Fang Zhang doesn't care, he forces a poor person to wear it and does this, it's strange to be able to make people look at it, and if he doesn't wear slippers at ordinary times, he will give face.

"We just met at the door. Yu Ya said.

Boss Yu said: "That's good, that's good." ”

Yu Ya made her old man and old lady overjoyed, and her smiling teeth were about to fly out, and it seemed that her children were getting better and better.

The parents of both sides chatted for a while, gave each other a color, and said, "Then you talk, let's go out first?"

Before Fang Zhang agreed, Yu Ya spoke first, "No need, I still have something!"

was afraid that the scene would suddenly be quiet, and the four parents looked at each other, but they didn't expect this Yu Ya to be so faceless.

Especially Boss Yu, his face was a little ugly, and he reminded: "Xiaoya." ”

Yu Ya didn't seem to appreciate it, "I really have something, let's do it another day." ”

After saying that, he was about to go out the door, but Fang Zhang's parents stood awkwardly to the side.

The old man also knew how many pounds and taels his son had, but he didn't say much, and the banquet broke up unhappily.

On the way back, my mother was afraid that Fang Zhang would be hit, so she comforted: "Xiao Zhang, don't worry, my mother is introducing you to a suitable one." ”

Fang Zhang said: "Mom, it's okay, your son will definitely bring you a dozens of times better than this back!"

The mother sighed and said, "Okay......"

Although I was unhappy, one thing was that I had untied it, and my mother agreed to let the tiger go back to the mountain!