39. Family Fun Facts
On a cozy evening after eating egg fried rice, Emperor Wu was lying in the bathtub to eliminate the fatigue of the day, imagining the busy scene of herds of cattle and sheep in the pasture.
Schrödinger, this kitten, should have been a landlubber in his last life, no matter how much Emperor Wu dragged him, he couldn't get off the bathtub, his eyes were extremely resolute, and he would rather lose his body than get wet!
Cats are obviously not afraid of water, okay.
Emperor Wu's mobile phone suddenly rang "Zhu Bajie was carried by his daughter-in-law", which was an exclusive ringtone set for his father.
He wondered how often his parents thought the phone was expensive, and they were reluctant to make international calls, so they all went home by themselves, and sometimes they simply made WeChat videos, how did they remember to call today.
grabbed the phone, and Wu Jianjun's hurried feeding voice was on the other end.
"Dad, don't worry, it's your son, my own. Emperor Wu lay in the bathtub and turned over.
"Son, have you sent money to the family?" This is the voice of the old mother Li Yu, it turned out to be for this matter.
After Melbourne returned triumphantly, Emperor Wu sent 1 million yuan to his father's bank card, but he didn't tell his family at the time, wanting to surprise them and wait for his parents to find out for themselves.
Just this afternoon, Wu Jianjun went to the bank to withdraw money to catch the market, and found that the account had increased by 1 million, and his brain immediately sweated, and he immediately called the police.
After hearing about it, the bank staff was also highly vigilant, but after checking for a long time, they were stunned that no fault was found, and finally the bank manager told Wu Jianjun that the money was called from overseas, there was no problem, and the flow of funds was normal.
Wu Jianjun was stunned at the time, thinking about it left and right, he didn't remember that he had any rich relatives overseas, and he went home tremblingly after the bank staff said bad things.
After returning home, he immediately dragged Emperor Wu's mother home from the vegetable field to discuss, Li Yu listened to it and slapped his thigh, "Didn't our son open a ranch in Australia? ”
Wu Jianjun's mind lit up instantly, "I almost forgot that I still have a son!"
When Emperor Wu heard this, an old Xue who didn't sit still and almost choked in the bathtub, standing on the edge of the bathtub with his eyes closed, was startled, meowed and struggled wildly, and as a result, he fell into the tank and was about to climb out, when he suddenly found that the water temperature was not bad!
His mother, Li Yu, asked him if he was doing bad things outside and where did the money come from.
Emperor Wu said that it was a formal way, and it was safe to spend it.
The two of them combined, except for being naughty when he was a child, his son never broke the law.
Wu Ling happened to be at home, she told her parents, you two can spend this money with confidence, my brother is a capable person.
Wu Jianjun and Li Yu pondered on the kang all night, but they still didn't think about what to do with the money.
Li Yu felt sorry for her daughter Wu Ling, and called her son to discuss if she could share half of it with your eldest sister.
Emperor Wu gave his mother a reassurance, "Mom, you can keep the one million with my father, and I'll give my sister another payment." ”
Li Yu felt strange and embarrassed, it stands to reason that the water spilled by the married daughter, and the son's money did not fall from the sky.
But Li Yu couldn't rest assured that his daughter was the meat of his heart.
Wu Jianjun frowned when he saw his daughter-in-law thinking about her daughter so much. This girl runs home three times a week, and her honest son-in-law is not less bullied by her.
"Hey, eldest sister, I'm your good brother Emperor Wu!" Emperor Wu called the elder sister.
Wu Ling, who had just put the baby to sleep, was very happy to see that it was her brother's call, but she wanted to tease, "Wu what? What emperor? I still have a younger brother?"
"Alas, maybe I made a mistake, my sister is ugly and dark, with a bad heart and a freckle face!"
"You little cub, you dare to speak ill of your sister a few days after you leave home, do you want to eat again? ”
Wu Ling was very naughty when she was a child, so much so that she thought that her younger brother was a toy given to her by her parents, and the old hen at home pulled chicken shit, Wu Ling would lead the little Wu Di, who was less than two years old, to the yard to "taste".
This state of affairs lasted for two months, until one day Li Yu realized that her old hen didn't poop? The next day, she saw with her own eyes the scene of her daughter feeding her son, and she almost fainted.
Fortunately, Emperor Wu did not become a mentally retarded child because of his sister's bad moves.
Emperor Wu expressed helplessness, "I said sister, you are also a mother, so you can't look like a mature woman? Don't always mention the sad past, you are not afraid that I will retaliate on Taotao." ”
"You dare!" Wu Ling snorted, scaring Schrödinger, who was taking a bath, into a sweat that stood on end.
"Haha, Miss Wu, your voice almost scared my cat into retardation. ”
Wu Ling dragged out her voice, "Yo, the voice is good, I still have a cat, an elegant person, please invite me to enjoy it when you want." ”
"Come on, sister, your brother and I really sent you a warm bank card, and I will transfer 500,000 yuan to you to spend first. ”
Emperor Wu was lying in the bathtub with his eyes closed, waiting for the old lady to say no, only to listen to the noise on the other end of the phone, and then a string of numbers came from WeChat, followed by the words "Construction Bank".
Sure enough, she is a heroine among women, and she does things neatly and does not drag her feet.
Brother-in-law Li Qiang took the phone in a hurry, he can, it is not easy to win the right to speak, their family is a hall of words, Wu Ling has the absolute right to speak.
"Emperor Wu, it's not easy for you to be alone in a foreign country, keep it and buy a house by yourself, don't worry about us. "Li Qiang is an honest man.
Immediately after that, there was the sound of the old lady on the other end of the phone, Wu Ling was not because of the lack of money, she was angry that her husband was out of breath and dared to answer the phone!
"Sister, to tell you the truth, now you can't find such a good man as my brother-in-law even with a lantern. "Emperor Wu fought for his brother-in-law.
Wu Ling said angrily: "Of course I can't find it, how can there be anyone on the street at night." ”
After some bickering, Emperor Wu felt that he was back when he was a child, playing carefree behind his sister's ass, and in the blink of an eye, she had become a mother.
Wu Ling was joking just now, how could she ask for her brother's money, but Emperor Wu insisted on giving it, Wu Ling couldn't help it, and said that the money would be saved for you first and then given to you when she returned to China one day.
Emperor Wu didn't have a problem, he understood the temper of the old lady, and he said that he could only do this first, and the lamp ranch stabilized and took the time to return to China to take a look.
When the time comes, I will buy a two-bedroom apartment for the two sisters, and they are still renting a house to live in, and with Taotao, it is not a long-term solution to live in someone else's house all the time.
Turning his head to look at Lao Xue again, this guy has become a frightened bird, and he has been lying there staring at Emperor Wu's next move.
Emperor Wu lovingly hugged Lao Xue to his chest, this guy's flesh was like a meat ball, the hair on his body was very smooth after taking a bath, and his spiritual head had also improved several grades.