Chapter 13: Love Letters
The school's autumn sports day is approaching, and Zhou Xiang gives a death order to the students in the last three rows of the class to participate in a project.
As the name suggests, those with good grades need to study, and those with poor grades are given a chance to perform.
Zhi Zheng and Xue Yang hid by the trash can and smoked, the smoke wrapped around Li Xian, if it weren't for the choking smell, Li Xian almost thought that he had arrived in a fairyland.
"I said you two, can you go out and smoke, such a big smell, Lao Zhou is not a bad pen, you know it's the two of you when you come in and smell it. Li Xian opened the window, picked up the book and fanned the smoke.
"Dude, you can't blame me for this, the smoke smells like this, why don't you say there is no fragrant smoke?" Zhi Zheng suddenly slapped his thigh and said excitedly, "Lao Tzu is really witty, in the future, when Lao Tzu is rich, he will make fragrant cigarettes, and he will definitely make a lot of money." ”
"Pull it down, isn't smoking just for the choking smell, there is no choking smell, who are you selling?" Li Xian quickly extinguished his unrealistic idea.
Xue Yang took a puff of cigarette butt, burned the last bit of ember, and with a flick of his hand, the cigarette butt fell into the trash can accurately.
He stood up against the back wall, sighed, and said, "What do you think Lao Zhou thinks, do I run around with my size? At that time, it will be small to discredit the class, and it will be a big loss to be embarrassed." ”
Li Xian looked at his body shape and nodded affirmatively: "It's quite embarrassing, when others run to the finish line, you are still at the starting point, and the referee has to wait for your big driver to present the award, and the face is big enough." ”
"Don't talk about me, just you, a thin monkey, what project are you going to apply for?" Xue Yang naturally didn't look down on Li Xian, and glanced at him.
Li Xian sighed: "The good projects have been snatched up by you, and I only have 1,500 meters left." ”
"If you want me to say, those who study well should go to the competition, and now don't all advocate all-round development of morality, intellect and physique?" Zhi Zheng also threw away his cigarette butts.
"You go and tell Lao Zhou to see if he will kick you out?" Li Xian said.
Xue Yang continued: "That is, Lao Zhou treats good grades like a calf, of course Li Xian doesn't count, he should be wild or picked up." ”
"Get out!" Li Xian picked up the book and threw it over.
Xue Yang dodged, and the book smashed straight on the head of Zhou Xuan, who came to collect the homework.
"Bang!"
Zhou Xuan covered her head and glared at Li Xian angrily: "Li Xian, you bastard!"
After a coquettish shout, Zhou Xuan wiped her tears and ran out of the classroom.
"Li Xian, you're done, you've smashed the little princess. Zhi Zheng clutched his stomach and laughed.
Li Xian was stunned for a second, and glared at Xue Yang: "Xue Gou, did you deliberately cheat me, my mother, alas, it's the princess's illness Zhou Xuan, come on, get ready to meet Lao Zhou's conversation." ”
"The Buddha said, there is fate. Xue Yang clasped his hands together.
However, Li Xian waited for a day and even thought of the lines, but Zhou Xiang didn't talk to him, which made him wonder if Zhou Xuan's brain was stupid and forgot about it.
After school, while everyone else was gone, Zhou Xuan walked to Li Xian's table and stopped Li Xian: "Li Xian, wait a minute, I have something to say to you." ”
"Miss, don't you know me? What's more, the school clearly stipulates that boys are not allowed to talk to girls, I am a good student who abides by the law, don't let me violate discipline!"
"Then why did you write to me? Do you like me? Do you want to get my attention by hitting me with a book in the morning?"
Zhou Xuan's three questions made Li Xian stunned.
"Wait, where did I write to you?"
"Don't you want to admit it, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!" Zhou Xuan threw a piece of letter to Li Xian.
Li Xian hurriedly picked up the letter paper and took a closer look, which read: Zhou Xuan, I like you, just like birds like woods, just like fish like seawater......
Before he finished reading it, Li Xian almost threw up, how fleshy people must be to write such sentences that pollute their eyes.
Zhou Xuan glanced at Li Xian, thinking that he was a thief, and said firmly: "What's the matter? Don't you admit it? Let me tell you, Li Xian, it's impossible for us, the distance between me and you is like white clouds and mud, although you opened a clothing store, but it only allowed you to climb the mountain, and there are countless heights from the white clouds, so don't be delusional, and don't bother with it." ”
This means no different from a toad wanting to eat swan meat.
Li Xiangang wanted to open his mouth to defend himself, but listened to Zhou Xuan continue: "My Prince Charming will be a tall and handsome person who studies well, and you, forget it, it is impossible for you and me to do so." ”
After speaking, Zhou Xuan still squinted her eyes and glanced up and down at Li Xian with disgust: "Goodbye, I allow you to talk to me in the future, but you are not allowed to think about it again." ”
Li Xian watched her walk away in amazement, and it took a long time to wake up, and he snorted at her back: "Prince Charming, I wish you to find a Tang monk in the future, and chant the scriptures while falling in love." ”
He carefully read the love letter again, and when he saw that the final payment was "Li Xian", he jumped up angrily, pointed to the love letter and scolded: "Which bastard framed Lao Tzu, won't he pick a better object? Lao Tzu will like her when he is blind!"
He thought of Wu Di for the first time, and only Wu Di had this motive, so he walked to Wu Di's table, picked up a notebook of Wu Di, and compared the handwriting, and sure enough, it was almost the same.
"This garbage, sure enough, it's him. Li Xian was so angry that he decided to treat others in his own way.
So, spread out a page of letterhead, imitate Wu Di's handwriting, and wrote a line of poetry: There was once a sincere love in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and when I lost it, I regretted it, the most painful thing in the world is nothing more than this, if God gives me another chance, I will say to that girl: give me a doll.
Signed: Wu Di.
Li Xian checked it with satisfaction and pasted it on the blackboard.
Today, when the school cracks down on early love, with the character of Zhou Xiang who can't tolerate sand in his eyes, Li Xian believes that Wu Di will be disabled if he is not dead.
The next day, Li Xian walked leisurely to the classroom, thinking that Wu Di was about to open his skin, and his steps were much lighter than usual.
Sure enough, a large group of people gathered around the blackboard to read the love letters, and they also read the love letters.
"Wu Di, you are so talented, how did you come up with it?" A large-tonnage girl held a three-layer chin and looked at Wu Di with affection, "I really want to give you a doll." ”
Li Xian couldn't help but snicker, and touched the head of Wu Di, who was dazed: "I agree to this family business for my son." ”
At this time, Zhou Xuan also walked over, glanced at Li Xian, and said, "Wu Di's writing is good, much better than someone's writing." ”
Wait a minute, shouldn't it be scolding Wu Di for being a stinky hooligan?
"Stinky rascal, Wu Di, get out of here yourself!" Zhou Xiang stood at the door of the classroom, with one hand on his waist and the other pointing at Wu Di.