Chapter 162: Good intentions do bad things
After sleeping until the afternoon, Ye Ling got up and saw Zhao Shirou practicing yoga on the ground, with a flexible waist and clear curves, and she was determined to become a weak woman since she was hit by Joshua last time.
"Wake up, are you hungry, I'm going to get you something to eat?" Zhao Shirou looked up and saw Ye Ling staring at her, smiling, and asked.
Ye Ling rubbed his temples and said, "No need, let's eat together at night." ”
Zhao Shirou walked over and grabbed Ye Ling's hand, seeing that the black lines on it were becoming clearer and clearer, and Ye Ling's body from the neck down was like ink lines, she was worried, and asked, "Didn't you have it last time?" Why did it appear again, does it hurt?"
Looking down at his wrist, the black lines on his clothes were even more serious, Ye Ling sighed lightly, this can be regarded as a small side effect of genetic medicine, it is a three-point poison, not to mention such a perverted genetic medicine.
"It's okay, it's just not beautiful, it's not painful......" Ye Ling said.
Zhao Shirou nodded reassuringly, went out lazily, and held a big bowl of soup for a while, and the bitter taste of the medicine wafted away.
"The soup I boiled for you, I'm always so tired, and I don't know how to take care of myself, thanks to the fact that there are many women around me, otherwise you will be in big trouble by yourself. Zhao Shirou gently took the spoon and tasted the heat, and sat down to look at him.
Ye Ling dried this bowl of soup in one go, and when he drank it, he obediently didn't know what it was, the taste was a little bitter, and it was very similar to the decoction of traditional Chinese medicine, and he would drink traditional Chinese medicine decoction when he was sick and had a fever when he was a child.
Zhao Shirou packed up the dishes and spooned and sent the things back, came back and kicked off the slippers and shrunk sideways in Ye Ling's arms, like a cat, this posture can give people a sense of security.
"There are some medicines given by Sister Joshua in the soup, and they are said to be for the body, but I don't understand it, so I stew them together......" Zhao Shirou muttered with her eyes closed.
I don't know what it is, dare to stew together? I don't know if Joshua is reliable, wouldn't it be worse if the side effects of the drug were stimulated by drinking?
Ye Ling felt that something was stuck between his teeth, and his nails reached in and buckled, something like a beetle's leg!
Ye Ling is cold, what are these two girls feeding themselves? I said why did it chew crunchy just now, it turned out to be a crustacean, and they were so drunk!
Zhao Shirou squirmed a few times, adjusted the comfortable position, and snorted: "Hold me, wooden man!"
Ye Ling, who was so obedient, had no choice but not to say anything, the next time you drink soup, you must see clearly what is hidden under the oil layer, although the girls dare not touch the insects, it does not mean that they dare not put it in the soup.
Ye Ling, who had no experience in eating insects, felt that there were a lot of small animals crawling around in his stomach, and the warm nephrite was in his arms, and Ye Ling was not even in the mood to touch it.
Zhao Shirou only felt that Ye Ling was absent-minded, although she was very willing to enjoy this leisurely tranquility, but according to the normal development, Ye Ling should be very anxious, and asked, "What's wrong?"
"It's okay, I'm just thinking about it. Ye Ling felt that a fire in his stomach ignited, not the kind of (yu) fire that he saw a beautiful woman, but a simple heartburn, and the situation was expected to develop in a very bad direction.
"Dear, these two big-breasted and brainless women! Brother Ling, you seem to have eaten badly, and the food digestion ability after the injection is not the same as the original, you have made up for it, and it is too late for hemodialysis, I can only wish you good luck......
Yan Wu glared at Zhao Shirou angrily, these two women have big breasts and no brains, and it has become a problem for both of them to walk, and they still want to make up for Ye Ling's body, don't be too brainless!
Ye Ling felt worse and worse, and when he came to the toilet mirror under the pretext of going to the toilet, the black lines spread to his face, and the wisps were not weird, and the arteries, veins, and capillaries showed three levels of differentiation of different thicknesses.
Sister!Drinking soup like this and drinking things is happening.,The speed of side effects is faster.,I won't burp, right?
Wu Wu reminded embarrassedly: "Even if you are covered with black lines all over your body, until the next injection of genetic medicine, those two brainless women are simply ...... It's stupid!"
Ye Ling was a little determined, and it was not a big problem to be unable to see people temporarily, as soon as he thought that his whole body was covered with black lines, he immediately took off his pants and looked at his dear "Little Ye Ling", oh my mother!
At this point, Ye Ling silently lifted his pants and calmly washed his face, now his heart is burning, like a meal of cotton poured with gasoline to ignite, flammable materials and combustibles, the burning is fierce and vigorous, Ye Ling's skin without black lines is red, like a big apple with ripe skin.
The reason why the incident happened was that Zhao Shirou took a bowl of heart-warming soup to nourish the body with the medicinal herbs given by Joshuya, and Ye Ling went back with a heavy heart and took off Zhao Shirou's pajamas without saying anything.
"Ah, nasty ghost, what are you doing!" Zhao Shirou was stripped naked by Ye Ling and thrown on the bed half-pushed, Ye Ling first got up and went out, and then went to the opposite room to pull Joshua in, closed the door with his backhand, and threw himself at Zhao Shirou.
Joshua stood on the side and watched Ye Ling "bully" Zhao Shirou.
After turning the clouds and rain with Zhao Shirou, Joshua suffered the same treatment in a daze, and afterwards the two girls didn't know why Ye Ling was in such a hurry and didn't say a word the whole time.
Four hours later, "Your medicine, the soup you cooked, the soup I drank." Ye Ling hugged one on the left and one on the right and said.
The two of them looked at each other strangely, and Joshua asked shyly, "Does this have anything to do with you doing this?" Don't say that you drank the soup...... That's how ......"
"Well, it's just after drinking the soup that you've sown the 'evil fruit', I was supposed to sleep and get up well, you see I'm now covered with black lines all over my body, originally, the neck should not be like this, just because I ate something that stimulated the effect of side effects. Ye Ling explained solemnly.
The clouds and temples were scattered, and she was panting, Joshua pursed her lips and said, "Good intentions to do bad things, we are innocent, isn't this cheap for you, let Susan and them know that the two of us can't see anyone in broad daylight?"
Zhao Shirou was sour and weak, and said shyly: "Sister Joshua is right, you took advantage of it, who knew that you would become like this after you returned it, I don't know if you can change back?"
The two beauties are merciful, and the shyness is infinitely better than the early yang, and Ye Ling's "punishment" can be regarded as accepting the fact of this cheating father.
Ye Ling said stupidly, "Yes, but it should take a long time, and during this period, I really don't have the face to see people." ”
The medicinal materials were provided by Joshua, and Joshua obediently pinched Ye Ling's back and waist, and said: "It's okay, it's a big deal to stay at home and we will accompany you, and when you go to Huaxia, there will be a lot of people, and there will be so many people at that time, you can play as you want." ”
Zhao Shirou, as the person who boiled the soup, can also be regarded as an accomplice, and she made Ye Ling look like this in a daze, Zhao Shirou was actually very embarrassed in her heart.
"Okay, it's a big deal to unlock a new posture to compensate you, the little family is rotten......" Joshuya made it clear, and Zhao Shirou didn't care about Ye Ling's little emotions.
This is about the same, Ye Ling also took a step back and said: "In the future, I will rely on the two sisters to take care of me, today is a small accident, that, like me, in fact, taking supplements has no practical effect, and it is easy to have a surplus if you don't get it right, you must make up for it in the future, well......"
Ye Ling turned around and bowed his hand to the two beauties, Zhao Shirou returned the salute with a decent appearance, and said: "I hope that the adults will pity the little woman on the bed in the future, the little woman has been weak and sick since she was a child, and it is difficult to withstand the rain and dew, so she will repay the kindness of the adults even if she is a cow and a horse!"
Zhao Shirou said while lying down with a smile, looking at each other face to face with Ye Ling, Zhao Shirou saw faith, love, and a little obscenity in Ye Ling's eyes, Ye Ling's eyes were generally not too deep and difficult to understand.
"Your eyes are very ordinary, but people are not ordinary, do you know what I admire about you the most?" Zhao Shirou looked at Ye Ling and asked.
Yo, this is an emotional game with me! Ye Ling smiled and said, "Little Ye Ling?"
Zhao Shirou fist hammered, her cheeks were red, and she said: "I hate it the most, it stinks and is not serious, people are talking about serious things, I am expressing love, you listen carefully." ”
Ye Ling restrained his expression, and Zhao Shirou said: "You are very real, others will hesitate to do what they want to do, and you are simply unscrupulous, maybe it can be said to be pure, for example, Sister Joshua was quickly taken down by you." ”
In this way, Ye Ling looked at Zhao Shirou and had the illusion of a bosom friend, as if he did things by himself and did them just by thinking about it, mostly to complete the system tasks, but he was really not very cowardly in terms of picking up girls.
Joshua walked behind her back with two tender hands*, Ye Ling turned over and pressed Joshua down, and said, "I'll give you a massage too, Huaxia massage is said to have acupuncture points, you can feel it and see if my technique is clever!"
Huaxia's (ren ti) acupuncture points are an indispensable component of traditional Chinese medicine, an adult has more than 1,000 large * positions throughout the body, involving five viscera and six organs, seven meridians and eight veins, each acupuncture point is related to each other, mutual restraint, Ye Ling before the system to draw the tendons and bones of the hand is also considered to have an understanding of the acupuncture points.
Avoiding the thirty-six dead points can come indiscriminately, these thirty-six dead points are divided into light, heavy, numb, soft, and dizzy each nine, Ye Ling avoided these acupuncture points and pressed on the back of the white and snowy powder for a while.
Joshua only felt that the limbs were indescribably relaxed, and she admired it in her heart, and praised: "It's so comfortable, I haven't learned massage, I didn't expect it to have such a miraculous effect, and I will be taught when I go to Huaxia." ”
"No problem!" Ye Ling was happy to teach her something that needed to be close to her, and the quickest way to enhance her relationship was actually contact.