Because Xie Erdong was crazy all night, I didn't sleep well all night, and in the morning this kid finally stopped, his head sank and fell asleep, I can finally put down the rope and hammer that I haven't left all night, relax my tense nerves, next, I plan to call Chen Sanshan first to ask for leave, sleep for a morning, go to Dr. Wang for psychological counseling in the afternoon, and take Xie Erdong to do a psychopathic Cheng dù test, I think if I can treat him as a psychiatric hospital, my anxiety and depression can definitely be cured。

It's a pity that I called Chen Sanshan to ask for leave but was not approved, and the old guy said to me sternly: "Usually you like to take a leave and be lazy, I haven't taken care of you, but this afternoon to study all important activities, everyone must be there!"

This is quite strange, I have not seen Chen Sanshan hold a grand meeting that requires all members of the institute to participate in after all the years of working here, after all, scientists are some unruly, unsociable and comfortable people living in their own small circle, it is difficult for you to let them put down their scientific research projects, spend an afternoon to participate in boring activities that are a waste of life in their eyes, the first sports meeting and the first year-end commendation meeting of the institute ended in this way.

So I asked, "What is so important to get those 10,000-year-old houses in our house out of the house?"

"This is the tradition of the institute," Chen Sanshan said sternly, "at a time when a technological revolution is about to take place, a breakthrough is about to be made in a certain field, and human history is about to enter a new chapter, we, as the pioneers of the scientific path, should gather together to witness this glorious moment." ”

"That means we haven't made a breakthrough in years, have we?" I muttered.

"What did you say?" Chen Sanshan asked.

"No, it's nothing," I quickly changed the subject, pretending to be surprised, and asked, "What breakthrough? Is Apple Seven about to be released?

Then I heard Chen Sanshan's voice on the other end of the phone falling under the chair: "Wu Di, give me a little serious! Great science is not a joke!"

"Then you are telling me what is going on? I said.

"It's artificial intelligence!" Chen Sanshan said: "Liao Cheng has been researching this topic for nearly 20 years, and it has finally come to fruition recently. ”

"Is that crazy old man who always thinks about digging people's brains and transplanting computers all day long?" I suddenly remembered who that person was, and quickly lowered my voice and asked, "Did he really succeed?"

"Nobody!" Chen Sanshan said impatiently: "That's just a hypothetical method for incubating artificial intelligence, in fact, Liao Cheng is also trying other methods, but he himself didn't expect that he could succeed without digging people's brains." ”

"What?artificial intelligence?" Xie Erdong, who was sleeping in the house, flashed in front of me, snatched the phone and asked Chen Sanshan: "Is there really an artificial intelligence?"

After getting Chen Sanshan's affirmative reply, Xie Erdong looked relieved and intoxicated, tilted his head and smiled and didn't know what he was thinking, I grabbed the phone back and pressed the shutdown button, glanced at this kid, and found that I couldn't stand this person's happy gesture as if he was a father, and said: "As for being so happy? That's not your baby." ”

It seems that the effectiveness of Red Bull has been stimulated by the good news of the birth of artificial intelligence, and Sheldon puffed out his eyes at me: " You don't know, you don't know how much significance the emergence of artificial intelligence represents, that means that in one second we can complete the information retrieval and classification that we can't complete in the previous year, it means that we can use the machine to complete the most delicate error-free and high-precision operation, it means that all the system programs built by the virtual network are used by us, and it means that the entire scientific system will make a huge leap forward because of the emergence of a virtual life......"

After a pause, Xie Erdong once again showed a father's smile: "That also means that there is finally a higher life in the institute that can be compared to me in intelligence...... I've been lonely for too long, and although I have a sense of superiority, I don't have the same level of intelligent life to communicate and collide, making me feel as if I am living in the middle of a group of orangutans. ”

Even Chen Sanshan and the others scolded me for saying this, so I wasn't too angry, and retorted quietly: "You can show off your superiority now, maybe in the eyes of artificial intelligence, your IQ of more than 250 is also at the level of an orangutan." ”

"That's because the IQ test question is only two hundred and fifty-four!" Xie Erdong shouted angrily, "You mortals actually set a ceiling on the IQ test! I really don't know what you think!"

I didn't bother to deal with this madman, I thought about it and asked: "The birth of this artificial intelligence will not threaten the survival of all mankind, right?" In TV and movies, once a computer generates self-awareness, the first thing to do is not to launch nuclear bombs all over the world, leading home computers and ATMs to the road of hegemony, or to secretly stir up political storms and trigger a financial tsunami, hide behind the scenes and manipulate public opinion and people's hearts, and finally play the entire human world in the palm of his hand, and become the uncrowned king himself......

After listening to my worries, Xie Erdong shook his head and sneered: "This kind of useless speculation stems from the innate fear of low-intelligent beings for high-intelligent lifeforms, you must understand a truth, the real high-level life is disdainful of competing for power and profit with the low-level lifeforms, have you ever seen someone compete to be the monkey king in the monkey group in order to eat bananas? Doing this kind of thing itself shows that your evolution is not complete enough." ”

I squinted at Xie Erdong: "I heard that when you first came, you still wanted to usurp Chen Sanshan's dynasty and become the director yourself." ”

Xie Erdong waved his hand, a virtue that should not be mentioned in the past: "Who committed the second middle school disease when he was thirteen or fourteen years old, and wanted to be a leader and change the world? Even if his subordinates were not very smart, it would be enough, and now that I think about it, it was really naïve and cute...... However, I still think that if I had been put in power at that time, the achievements of our institute would not only be like this, but would have led the fourth scientific and technological industrial revolution long ago. ”

I had black lines all over my head: "If you are in power, everyone in the institute with an IQ lower than 18 will be humanely ruined, right? Or do you want to plant a miniature bomb in everyone's head, and whoever is late and leaves early to work and is lazy will explode with a bang?"

Sheldon looked at me, sneered, and instead of denying it, he changed the subject: "I want to prepare a gift to celebrate the birth of artificial intelligence." ”

"Haven't you always hated this kind of hypocritical human sophistication?" I said disdainfully, "You said that you would not give a gift when I gave birth to a son and got married." ”

"First of all, you have made a mistake in the order of having a son and getting married," Xie Erdong said, "Secondly, this is not a hypocritical human sophistication, but a representative of mankind to welcome the birth of the world's first advanced artificial intelligent life, such a meaningful gift must of course be given by the best human beings, but you don't have to be discouraged, you can use your more than 20 years of experience in giving gifts to help me think, a high-tech soul as smart and arrogant as me, what gift should be given to him? Is it a hardware maintenance four-piece set?" Or the latest version of the network firewall?"

I thought for a moment and replied, "If the AI is really like you, a bucket of gasoline and a lighter is the best gift to the world." ”