Chapter 1768: I didn't eat enough and touched
"Well, there's a saying that's true...... Two is more joyful than youth!"
Looking at Mo Jishi, who obviously misunderstood his meaning on the other side, indicating that his IQ was indeed a little anxious, he still felt so good, Chen Hao shook his head and let out a light sigh, Ji'er then changed his words, and when he swept towards Mo Ji again, he rolled his eyes and continued: "I can be sad for your ancestors, I named myself 'Mo Pretend' to encourage myself, but the descendants of the younger generations are outside without scruples and wantonly pretending to compare, the key is not to pretend to be any level, at most it is a bad review, it is a shame...... If Lao Tzu were him, he would have put a white silk on the beam early and hanged himself as soon as possible......"
"And you......"
Halfway through speaking, Chen Hao suddenly changed his mind again, and his eyes swept directly to the blue-robed man next to Mo Jishi, Metzburg, pouted and said: "Look at your dress, the family should not be poor, right? What does it mean to be a psychopath who likes to cry poor, the key is that you can change your partner and travel together? Look at the two of you who look like dogs, one is not full, and the other touches chicken shit, is it not the meaning of deliberately disgusting Lao Tzu to such a partner? You can do whatever you like to eat chicken shit, pull such a person together to hint at Lao Tzu, you are so itchy and untwitched......"
After speaking, Chen Hao really began to roll up his sleeves with an unhappy face, completely in a posture of wanting to do it at any time.
However, in the face of his obvious provocative action, the two people on the opposite side who were not full of did not react at all.
In fact, even everyone else who was watching around was stunned at this moment, and the whole street fell into a deathly silence in an instant!
After more than ten seconds, the streets were full of stunned onlookers and scattered cultivators, and finally some guys who came back to their senses couldn't help but let out a slight laugh...... Jier hurriedly raised his hand and covered his mouth.
Not full?
Touching?
That's a real name......
Conscience of heaven and earth!
It's really not that they are so bold that they dare to laugh at the two young people from the other side of the god in front of them, it's really these two things who dare to get together with this kind of name, it's really so special that people can't help laughing, and it's the "realistic version" of the two who are more happy than the youth......
Metsburg and Mo Jishi, who were in a sluggish state, were suddenly startled by the laughter that came from time to time around them, and the former's face turned red, and he was instantly furious, and his eyes were tearing and roaring at Chen Hao: "Look for death!"
"! Still in a hurry...... It's been a long time, so you really haven't eaten enough?"
Chen Hao rolled his eyes, and replied directly to the other party's words, which was simply a classic, and directly amused the group of melon-eating people around him.
This time, even the guys who were holding back their laughter couldn't hold it anymore, and they all burst into laughter one by one.
"Poof......
How could Metsburg ever be so ashamed? The whole face and neck were bloodshot almost at the same time, and when Ji'er opened his mouth, he spurted out a bloody arrow, which was actually alive and was infuriated!
"No, don't squirt old blood if you don't find the, I'm afraid you won't be able to make up for the whole dung pit if you lose a drop......
It is rare to encounter such two comics that can be called a match, Chen Hao really played with his feelings for a while, and opened his mouth and smashed it with a very damaging word.
As soon as he finished speaking, the surrounding onlookers and cultivators burst into laughter again, and a few guys might have a low laughing point, so they simply squatted on the ground with their bellies covered at this time......
"Hahaha......"
"Emma, this is too funny, the laughing old lady hurts......"
"Flowers, you have a stomachache, where is it, brother help you rub it!"
"Get rough! If you touch the old lady and chop your paws again, it will be difficult for you to touch some when you are hungry in the future......"
"Ouch, no, I have to go farther and watch the finale slowly, my stomach is convulsed with laughter......"
……
In the midst of the uproar, the several Void Realm guards behind Metsburg and Mo Jishi changed color at the same time, and they reprimanded in unison, and the Void Realm coercion in their bodies also came towards Chen Haodou almost at the same time......
"It just doesn't make sense!"
"How can the other side of God allow Er and other juniors to be humiliated?"
Seeing that the other party dared to make a move, the smile on Chen Hao's face instantly disappeared, and he threw a cold look at these guys with a gloomy face: "Junior, are you old ghosts referring to this god?"
Before the words fell, a terrifying coercion unique to a mid-stage demigod powerhouse suddenly surged out of Chen Hao's body, directly locking on these Void Realm guards, and by the way, he also took care of Mo Jishi and Metzburg, who were injured in front of several people.
The scene that appeared in the next moment was simply no suspense, as the terrifying coercion of this demigod realm fell, these guys only felt that their entire bodies sank, and Ji'er knelt down at the same time, and when the dull sound of their knees hitting the ground came out, several people also exclaimed in shock......
"Plop!"
"Plop!"
"This ...... Oh my God, it's the middle stage of a demigod!"
"It can't ......"
……
This scene was too unexpected and sudden, and the scattered cultivators around who were watching the excitement were also caught off guard, and the laughter in their mouths was suddenly gone, and they were collectively petrified.
"What's wrong with the casual cultivation? Isn't the casual cultivation a human being? Half a month ago, Lao Tzu was a casual cultivator all the time, but now it's different to see you standing straight in front of you in a row?"
Pouting, Chen Hao turned his head and glared at the few guys kneeling in two rows in front of him, and chattered a few words rather unhappily.
What he didn't expect was that as soon as the words fell, among the stunned onlookers around him, a tidal wave of applause immediately sounded.
"Well said!"
"It's so good to hear the truth......"
"Although it sounds like pretending, this is clearly a living fact!"
"It's so inspiring! Regardless of whether there is water or not, in short, this passage will be my inspirational motto in the future!"
……
As he spoke, these casual cultivators were so excited that they spontaneously applauded and cheered for Chen Hao, this scene was in stark contrast to the dilemma of those who knelt in two rows in the crowd and their guards in the virtual realm, if it weren't for everything that really happened in front of them, I was afraid that when it reached the ears of any scattered cultivator powerhouse in this Dragon Protector Secret Realm, absolutely no one would believe it!
In the face of the fierce reaction of these onlookers, Chen Hao, who was very surprised, suddenly moved his heart, turned his head and glanced around, Ji'er grinned and jumped onto the roof of the shop next to him......