In front of this scenery, no matter how gorgeous the words are, they are all gathered in the two words "awesome".

"Awesome" is the most elegant and luxurious word in the world, and as long as anything is associated with it, it must be the highest standard of praise.

"Awesome!" Emperor Wu shouted.

"Fake!" was Tex's exclamation.

"How do you curse?"

Tex touched his head, "Boss, I really can't find a better compliment. ”

"Like-minded people. ”

The team slowly descends the trail into the mysterious James Canyon.

They did not encounter the Gondongula people of Berkeley, but saw a herd of wild deer in the distance, which ran away in groups after drinking water by the stream and hearing "", "Fack", and "Groove".

It seems that these words are common to all races.

Hopefully not to meet the aborigines, Emperor Wu did not have a good impression of the Australian Aborigines, because in the Northern Territory, the aborigines over there hindered the development of the northern wilderness.

"Biubiu! Little cuties, tremble at my gun. Brady made a gesture of lifting his pants.

"Dude, we'll see if the boar's chrysanthemum is good or your spear is good. Emperor Wu patted him on the shoulder.

"Do you have a condom? I don't want to go back to Bendigo and hear you say that my baby has been born. Brady said.

Hearing the content of this conversation, it was quite exciting, and the sullen man Patricia interjected forcefully, "We will do a good job of birth control for your sow lover." ”

Next, Brady talked about the mating of wild boars and the possibility of human pig babies from a zoological point of view, and finally came to the conclusion that it is feasible.

This dialogue is too yellow, and Emperor Wu, a former film god, can't listen to it.

At most, I've seen a little more films, but at least it's still in the realm of human beings.

"Haha, to be honest, Bendigo is a bestial, don't get me wrong, I'm not one of them, my sexuality is perfectly up to par. Brady said hi, swaying around with the sniper on his shoulder.

Bang Dang!

Everyone turned around, Brady did not disappoint, he was very happy and sad, and he was tripped and gnawed mud by a malicious stone.

He slid down the downhill screaming and sliding all the way down, his stomach rising and falling rhythmically with the bumps.

The fat man brought his own lifebuoy and safety mat, and no one cared about him, and the others continued to walk down step by step.

By the time Emperor Wu and the others came down, Brady had already landed for half a minute, and was rubbing his ass there.

At this time, the high quality of the camouflage uniform was reflected, and there was no fart except for small scratches.

"Hey, you're a bunch of uncaring guys!" said Brady, muttering to take a bath by the stream.

At the entrance to the canyon, there is a section of water that is so slow that a three-year-old child jumps into it to bathe without being swept away.

It may seem like a good idea, but this is not a resort, this is the native jungle of the Blue Mountains, and a crisis can happen at any time.

The primeval jungle is full of all kinds of poisonous insects and poisonous snakes, and if you are not careful, you will encounter mortal danger.

Brady seemed unconcerned, saying how he used to walk sideways in the forest in Bendigo.

He took off his camouflage uniform and jumped directly into the water in his shorts, and Emperor Wu believed that bathing in the blue mountains and water must be very cool, but also dangerous.

"Hahahaha, come down, guys, this is the best pool I've ever soaked!

He swam in the water, splashing at the shore from time to time.

From the look in his eyes, he could see that he was also looking forward to it.

"Xiaopa, don't go down, I just got here and didn't understand the situation, and there will be water snakes in this water, this fat man is about to become a dead fat man. ”

Jokes are jokes, and you can't be sloppy when you should be serious.

Emperor Wu judged from Lao Xue's expression that this jungle was hiding danger, and even the Howling Sky Dog stood up straight and looked around.

Brady kept crying, "Come down, Pa, don't stand on the shore like a woman! We'll go hunt wild boars in the woods! We're going to hunt the biggest boars in the forest!"

Suddenly, Lao Xue's tail stood up, his eyes were round, his front paws rubbed on the ground, and he couldn't stop roaring.

"Fake! Brady, come up!" Tex sensed his cousin in danger at any moment.

"You cowards, how can you hunt wild boars with such guts!"

Brady shook his head and twisted his fat body towards the shore, on the one hand, it was boring, and on the other hand, he was suddenly a little scared, inexplicable.

At this moment, there was a sudden commotion in the bushes that were one person tall next to him!

Accompanied by a loud noise.

Emperor Wu chuckled in his heart, but fortunately, there were no large beasts in Australia.

A big boar scurried out of it!

"Oh my God!

Brady was stunned, and he could see it from his position. The fangs in this guy's mouth are very sharp and seem to be able to easily pierce a person's chest.

"Falck, shoot him, shoot him!"

Brady ran naked through the water to the shore, too fat, and in the opposite direction of the current, he struggled a few times and remained in place.

The boar is aggressive and seems to be upset with animals that invade its territory.

Just as Emperor Wu and the others were holding their guns and preparing to shoot, the wild boar had already jumped into the stream and chased Brady from the shallow position.

Wild boars don't eat meat, they just want to get rid of weird creatures about their size.

The Blue Mountains jungle is the most naturally competitive place around, and the wild boar fights back against any invaders in order to defend its territory.

Tex fired a shot first, only to its ear, and the boar did not flinch and continued to chase Brady.

Seeing that he was about to hit Brady's white buttocks, suddenly a bloody mouth appeared in the water, blocking the wild boar and biting it.

The big boar wails and struggles in the water, and it is a crocodile that bites it!

Brady broke out in a cold sweat, he had just taken a bath in a bath with this crocodile.

When entering the deep water, the wild boar becomes a piglet to be slaughtered on the board, and the crocodile does not let go of its mouth at all, and takes the wild boar off the water.

For a time, the stream wandered into the sky, and the sound of killing pigs was loud.

Brady fled ashore in disarray, took the AUG and gave the boar a fatal shot.

The crocodile dragged the dead pig to the deep water, and the water surface returned to calm.

"The crocodile may have been staring at you in the water for a long time, and the appearance of this wild boar saved you, and then it was the crocodile that stopped the wild boar and saved you. Emperor Wu examined Brady's wound as he analyzed.

"Brother, you missed a chance to be in the newspapers, or tomorrow all of Australia will have your name silently recited, and someone will go to the foot of the Blue Mountains to lay flowers, may heaven be free of crocodiles and wild boars. Turks threw the clothes at him.

Brady looked embarrassed, turned his head and asked Pa, "Dude, do you have anything to say?"

Patricia laughed and said, "It seems that the topic of human-pig crossbreeding is going to end here." ”

Brady shook his head boredly, he was in awe of the Blue Mountains for a moment.

After packing up his belongings and starting again, Tex's had to ask his cousin if he needed a shower at each of the shallows.