Liu Bang took a selfie stick and said to his mobile phone: "Old Tie, go back and take you to a big man, so that you can enjoy a different style." "Put down your phone.

Fang Zhang's head is full of black lines, this girl doesn't do group performances, she does live broadcasts, she was an emperor in her last life, and she is an actor in this life, she is really not an ordinary person.

"Who are you?"

Liu Bang didn't speak, but pushed Fang Zhang back into the room and pressed it on the stool.

Fang Zhang was a thief and didn't dare to attack: "Do you need anything?"

Liu Bang continued not to answer, and closed the door by himself, "You kid, you dare to do it!"

Fang Zhang's heart sank, could it be that he had seen through this product, but he still pretended to be calm, "What did you say?"

Liu Bang sat on the sofa and crossed Erlang's legs, "I'm very troubled for a while, and I think of something I shouldn't think about." ”

"Then you can't tell me!" Fang Zhang said.

Liu Bang took a sip of water and said leisurely: "I can't talk to the revenge master, who will I talk to!"

As soon as he said this, the frightened Fang Zhang slipped down directly from the stool.

He tried to calm his emotions, "What are you talking about? ”

Liu Bang got up, "I won't go around in circles with you, give you three days to get me to go to the Han Dynasty, otherwise I will guarantee that you will appear in a certain scientific research department! ”

"You're too ruthless, aren't you?"

Liu Bang walked leisurely towards the door, "Just three days." ”

As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone again, pointed it at the camera and said, "We will see you in three days from the old iron gate!"

He is gone, Fang Zhang is going to cry at this time, why don't you take the train, and give you the encouragement of the Han Dynasty? I think I still have the best strategy to go with thirty-six strategies.

As soon as he went out and met Wang Laojiao, Fang Zhang threw himself directly into Wang Laojiao's arms and cried bitterly, "Grandpa save his grandson." ”

......

Wang Laojiao looked indifferent, "He is insane, he is afraid of what he is doing, he should eat and drink." ”

"Do you keep giving up on me?"

"I'm worried, although I don't know how he recovered his memory, he must not dare to do that, take 10,000 steps back and say, even if he is the emperor, he is just a mortal, and he is still tender when he fights with the gods. ”

After that, he said, "Don't worry, he wants to come back and I will have a private chat with him." ”

Hearing this, Fang Zhang's psychology was bottomed, but he still asked: "Can the system pass through?"

"No, this business. ”

Then why did Liu Bang ask. ”

"Do you care about neuropathy?"

Wang Laojiao interrupted: "Sharpen the knife and don't cut firewood, the task is slow first, and learn some skills first." ”

After that, he said: "Of the 36,000 knives, none of them have been in your hands for more than 20 minutes, and the consumables are not so fast." Your fighting skills might as well be directly with a slice knife. I'll help you contact Lao Zhang and learn two Tai Chi swords, he agreed, and he will go to his shop to worship after a while. ”

As soon as I mentioned this old thing, I got on fire, millions, and just flickered away. This product is not finished if you don't give yourself the martial arts cheats.

Fang Zhang rubbed his stomach, if he can't do it, he must eat first, which scares Lao Tzu into hunger!

......

As soon as I opened the door, I felt that my eyes were shaken by something.

When I looked up, I saw a bronze mirror hanging on the door of the neighbor opposite.

"What the hell is this. ”

When Wang Lao Turtle saw this, he frowned, "This is a demon mirror."

When Fang Zhang heard this, he smiled, tilted his head and looked in the mirror, "It just so happens that I will see what you have changed." ”

......

At the barbecue restaurant, Fang Zhang said to the boss: "Boss, let's first have a bottle of Dasu (the abbreviation of carbonated drinks such as Lelao and Sprite.) ）”

After that, he changed his words: "Ah, don't be, take up ...... place"

During the meal, Wang Lao Turtle said with a heavy heart: "The mirror you tell your neighbors to pick it is wonderful, concave for sucking, hanging on the door can attract wealth and attract sources, convex for the opposite, the disaster of the family to the opposite side, this mirror is a convex mirror, you have to pay attention." ”

Fang Zhang patronized and ate the meat in his mouth, but just replied with a whin.

"If it doesn't work, you can hang a gourd, and it's over. ”

Woooooooo

"I said, you kid understand. ”

Fang Zhang swallowed the meat skewer in one gulp, "I said, why are you so annoying, I care about him! Superstitious and superstitious, superstitious and then believing, don't move the feudal set of things over, make it nervous." And Lao Tzu has a room full of pets, which is a fuel-efficient lamp. ”

Full of wine and food, Fang Zhang patted his stomach, "Open the way." ”

The boss opened the glass door first, and said with a smile: "You two go well, you have time to come!"

The street lights on both sides flickered on and off, and the temperature difference between day and night in autumn was large, making people feel cloudy and windy.

riverside

The floating green highlights on the river surface, this is the noctilucent drift, where fishing enthusiasts gather, because the river is wide, and it is the junction of the sea and the river, so more people use the rock fishing method.

At this time, an old man not far away shouted: "Everyone, pay attention, the rod is thrown." ”

Whew~~ Squeak, squeak, squeak, the night light drifted more than ten meters away.

Almost at the same time, the fish bites, although it is not big, not as confrontational as swallow fish and sea bass, but for the old man, it is enough.

Fang Zhang is a person who likes to join in the fun, so he hurriedly ran over, squatted down to see, the fish body was slender, curled up on the fishing line, and asked Wang Laojiao: "What kind of fish is this, I don't know." ”

Wang Lao Turtle shook his head, "If you want to say that I may know this fish on the plate, this ......"

The old man ignored the two of them, skillfully picked up the fishhook, and then prepared again.

"Attention everyone. ”

Cast the rod, squeak, this time the fishing line is very light, no landing point was found, huh? The old man looked around, "Strange, where did it go?"

At the same time, Fang Zhang intuitively felt that his earlobes sank, followed by a huge pull, and then there was a miserable scream, "The fish hook is on the ear!"

......

The old man missed, and the fishhook was actually hung on the earlobe of the house seal. If it weren't for Fang Zhang's squatting to watch the fish, he would have been thrown out with the bait to catch sharks.

Coming out of the hospital, Fang Zhang covered his ears, "Isn't this a disaster?"

Wang Lao Turtle said: "It's also good, I have pierced ears." ”

"What are you hanging?" Fang Zhang said in a deep voice.

"Why don't I give you two lumps?"

"I'll go to your uncle's!"

......

Wang Lao Turtle covered his head and said with palpitations: "I said that I wanted to take off the mirror quickly." ”

Fang Zhang's face was full of indifference, he thought that this was a complete accident, and while walking, he jumped towards a manhole cover with dirty words, and said: "You are really, superstitious and superstitious, and then ......."

Halfway through his words, Fang Zhang intuitively felt that his feet flipped over, and then his body took off, and then he fell rapidly, and finally there was a foul smell.

Plop!

I only heard a tearing howl from the top of my head, "Oh no, someone fell into the well, come and broadcast live." ”

Almost at the same time, there was a discussion from above, "Who fell into this?" ”

"Hey, whoever it doesn't matter, even if you fish it out, you can't ask for it. ”

......

Woo woo woo, Fang Zhang kept muttering, and Wang Lao Turtle next to him said: "Come on, I've taken 3 baths, and I'm spitting out my bile." ”

"You fell in and tried ...... Woooooooooooo ”

At half past nine o'clock in the evening, an hour and a half had passed, and Fang Zhang was still at the original point, not moving an inch.

"I said, the mirror is taken off quickly, if you don't want to hurt the peace, you hang a gourd. Wang Lao Turtle said.

Fang Zhang said weakly: "That's a coincidence, it's normal to step on the manhole cover with so much strength and fall down." ”

"You don't believe in evil. ”

Fang Zhang didn't pay attention to it, and Wang Lao Turtle said: "Can you apprentice tomorrow?"

", who have you heard that the apprentice decided to apprentice that day. ”

Along the way, Fang Zhang walked around when he saw the manhole cover, especially the one with dirty words.

Wang Lao's legs and feet were not lazy, and it didn't take long for the two of them to slip into the small square in front of Lao Zhang's massage shop.

The square is still like that, and the uncles and aunts of the dance teams are mixed together, dancing like demons under the illumination of the lights.

Looking at this chaotic scene, it must be a compromise reached in the unsuccessful struggle for turf, but it must be rough and tragic in the meantime. These have long been popular in this square, basketball courts, badminton courts, vegetable markets, cemeteries...... War is everywhere.

Suddenly, Fang Zhang only felt that his intuition stumbled, and then the music that was playing stopped abruptly, and the aunts and uncles who were dancing all the time seemed to have pressed a pause, motionless, looking at Fang Zhang who caused the accident.

Wang Lao Turtle saw and heard, "You are greedy." ”

Fang Zhang also didn't have a good consciousness, just pay attention to the manhole cover under his feet, this line really didn't pay attention, and this position should be the lowest level of the square, this group of uncles and aunts must belong to the defeated side, this time the anger is not smooth, I don't want to be a victim.

Immediately, with the momentum of stealing the bell with lightning speed, he took a step forward, grabbed the plug with one hand, and flew to the power strip.

Hey, saved.

In the air, a drop of sweat flew towards the jack accurately and accurately, hit Fang Zhang's hand, and bounced towards the jack, forming a closed-circuit circuit, poof!

Zizizi!!

Fang Zhang only felt numb, his body jumped involuntarily, and the square dance aunt next to him said: "Yo, the young man is so skilled!"

Another aunt said: "No, look at this action, standard." ”

While speaking, Fang Zhang's head began to smoke, and at this time everyone realized and shouted: "Oh no, someone was electrocuted!"

......

At this time, an old man flew up and said: "Don't move, look at me, you can't use your hands, beware of electricity, you have to kick it." ”

Saying that, he put on a Bruce Lee standard flying out kick pos, and when he was infinitely close to Fang Zhang, he only heard a click from the uncle's waist, and then the handsome action to death stopped abruptly, and his waist flashed.

The aunt next to her saw this and shouted: "This is a buy one get one free!"

At this time, several security guards rushed over, took out plastic sticks, and slammed Fang Zhang's electrocuted arm to break the siege.

Fang Zhang was lying on the ground, six on his left hand and seven on his right hand, his eyes squinted at 45 degrees, and tears slowly flowed from his eyes.

An aunt rushed over, "Young man, it's okay, it's all over, it's all over." ”

The security guard scratched his head and said modestly: "It's okay, we don't leave a name for doing good deeds, and we don't want to be paid." ”

Fang Zhang said weakly: "What I want to say is that the special electric box is next to it! ”

.....

Fang Zhang left the scene with the support of Wang Lao Turtle, when he was about to arrive at Lao Zhang's shop, he saw Lao Zhang walking around the corner, Wang Lao Turtle was excited, let go of Fang Zhang, and greeted forward: "Yo Lao Zhang, I'm sorry." ”

Fang Zhang was not prepared to lose support, and his reaction was not in a hurry, and then he only heard a muffled sound, "Bang!"

I don't know who forgot the shovel here, the shovel shovel happened to be stepped on by the empty Fang Zhang, and the shovel rod was not properly hit on Fang Zhang's face.

Hungry~~

Fang Zhang was in pain and subconsciously turned around. Bang, there's a shovel behind him.

After turning around, bang, and stepping on the shovel just now, after a few rounds of continuous circulation, Wang Laojiao hurriedly ran over, which can be cycled all night.

But it was too dark, and Wang Lao's eyes were not very good, and when Fang Zhang was hit in the face by a shovel again, Wang Laojiao accidentally stepped on another shovel.

Poof, the shovel was in the middle of the fangzhang and the two collapses, and Wang Laojiao made a wonderful maneuver to mend the knife.

Fang Zhang's body straightened, let out a whimper, and his hands covered his crotch and fell to the ground trembling.

Lao Zhang, who was walking the corner, was stunned, what was this special thing to play.

The lights flickered on and off, and Fang Zhang gradually regained consciousness, only to see Wang Laojiao wiping his face with a rag.

Fang Zhang rubbed his head vigorously and said, "What happened just now?"

Wang Lao Turtle said: "It's nothing, you knocked out." ”

Fang Zhang sighed, "What time is it?"

"It's 1 o'clock. ”

"Yo, it's late. ”

Lao Zhang smiled slightly, pointed to the crotch of Fang Zhang, and said, "You better see if your thing is okay." ”

Wang Lao's face changed, and he glanced at Lao Zhang dissatisfied.

Fang Zhang suddenly remembered what happened just now, and grabbed Wang Laojiao's neck, "You broke it for me, I'm not done with you!"

Running to the door quickly, unzipping it, and then a strong stream of water gushed out, and Fang Zhang took a long breath, no big problem.

Suddenly, the wind was blowing at the door, and Fang Zhang came to pee in the wind, and Wang Laojiao said at the same time: "Yo, there is no waste at all, all the urine is on the body." ”

Lao Zhang said: "Fang Zhang, this kid broke ground from Tai Sui's head? ”

"Hey, he's clumsy. ”

Fang Zhang closed the zipper, shook his hand, returned to the house and pointed at Wang Laojiao and said, "This matter is not over, why are you waiting for me." ”

Wang Lao Turtle said: "To tell the truth, if you go home, you either hang the gourd, or let him pick it up." ”

Fang Zhang gritted his back molars and said, "Hanging gourd?"

"Still not convinced?"

"Believe, how can I not believe it, but in the face of those who make mistakes, I don't pay attention to punishment. ”

Lao Zhang showed a pleased smile, "You have finally learned to tolerate, it seems that you have a preliminary understanding of the meaning of Tai Chi." ”

Fang Zhang gritted his teeth and said, "Execution!"