What kind of thing is going to duel me if you agree? I looked at Godzilla in the field, you can't be brain-dead, right?

The patriarch was also so angry with Godzilla that he almost vomited blood, what is good, why can't you understand the words, I said hello, you think you're really good?

But the patriarch doesn't know anything about me, although the combination of the tribe doesn't pay attention to any right people, but his daughter's husband can't at least be a person who is nothing, right? Thinking of this, the patriarch nodded slightly and said: "Okay, Godzilla and the guests from afar will show us a martial arts competition, but don't hurt the other party!"

I was stunned for a moment, and everyone looked at me, which made me a little baffled.

"Me?" I pointed to myself in amazement, and asked Shui Ling'er beside me, "Why does this guy want to compete with me?

Shui Ling'er looked at me like this, and her expression was a little flustered: "Because he also likes me, although my father promised me to you, but according to the rules of the clan, he can challenge you!"

"Your father promised you to me?!" I opened my mouth wide in surprise.

At this time, an older middle-aged woman next to me saw my surprise and explained to me, "Don't you know the customs of our tribe?"

"What custom?" I was puzzled.

"Unmarried girls have their breasts exposed. When a boy expresses his affection to the girl he likes, he will help the girl wrap her breasts, and if the girl does not refuse, it means that she accepts the boy's love!" The middle-aged woman explained: "Shui Ling'er didn't reject you just now. It means that she is also obsessed with you. And Godzilla, as her suitor, is qualified to challenge you! If you lose, then you still can't get the land of the water spirit!"

"And this strange custom?" "What kind of mess is it? I kindly put a dress on her, and just like that, in exchange for a wife?" seems to have earned it. But the problem is, I haven't figured out my own affairs, and it doesn't seem like that's the case to get another wife in this inexplicable place!

"Yes, you actually helped her wrap her breasts. That is, you are declaring to everyone that she is already your private property, and others are not allowed to look at it!" the middle-aged woman nodded.

Oh my God. There are still such strange customs in the world!

"So you don't know......" Shui Ling'er saw my appearance, and suddenly sighed and said faintly: "You don't like me." I can explain to my father that I don't have to try against Godzla......"

Looking at Shui Ling'er's somewhat lost and resentful eyes, I didn't know what to say. Does she have a crush on me? After knowing each other for less than half a day, will she fall in love with me?

Although I thought I was handsome. But there is no narcissism to that point. Maybe she's curious because I'm an outsider, right? When the novelty wears off, she may forget about me! Thinking of this, I slowly stood up. said to the patriarch: "Patriarch, I didn't know that your tribe still had such customs, so the matter between me and Shui Ling'er was completely misunderstood. Think about it in the long run. ”

"Hmm. It's that I didn't take it into account. You're from somewhere else, and it's normal not to know our customs here!" The patriarch was not angry when he heard my words, but he was a little embarrassed: "But the words of worshipping the heavens have already been spoken. If you don't do it, you'll be blamed!"

I smiled wryly and didn't say anything. I know that this kind of wilderness landers are very fearful of the gods, and this kind of thinking is not something that I can change by saying anything.

"Hmph, you were too scared to compete with me, so you said that on purpose!" Godzilla suddenly laughed loudly at me.

I glared at him impatiently: "Are you finished?" Even if I don't marry Shui Ling'er, she won't choose your land!"

As soon as I said this, I said. The audience was in an uproar! Those who originally had the same idea as Godzilla. They all looked at me in amazement at the moment. My words undoubtedly added fuel to the fire!

"I'm going to kill you!" how dare you slander the first warrior of the Arcata clan!" Godzilla's eyes flashed fiercely.

I really don't want to fight this Godzilla. Nothing interesting. His brute strength can't catch up with my finger strength! Aren't I bullying children?

Godzilla saw that I didn't react and thought I was scared. So he asked, "What weapon do you use?"

I look at it with disdain

"I don't use weapons!"

"You!" Godzilla raised his spear as I rushed over.

I don't want to get entangled with him, I just want to teach him a lesson so that he can shut up later. I know that even if I beat him up, he'll definitely be thinking about how to beat me up next time. So I will only give up when he understands that the difference in strength between us is not a little bit apart.

I looked in the direction he was rushing from, and with a wave of my hand, a flame hit the ground in front of him. Like a fiery dragon, it separated him alive.

Godzilla was stupid, everyone in the room was stupid! Just when I was very happy with the effect, something unexpected happened!

I don't know who led the way, but the people in the tribe actually knelt down to me one after another, kowtowing incessantly, and chanting words in their mouths! Moreover, even the patriarchs and elders also knelt in front of me!

"Shuibei Mountain, the patriarch of the Akata tribe, didn't know that the gods had descended, and he was so offended!" said the patriarch very respectfully.

I wondered even more, but after thinking about it, I understood the reason! I was able to make a neat flame appear on the ground without any fire-making equipment, which in their eyes was impossible to achieve by human beings, so they naturally regarded me as a god!

Seeing that I didn't speak, the Patriarch of Shuibei Mountain thought that I was angry, and hurriedly scolded Godzilla: "What are you doing, come and beg the gods to forgive you for your ignorance and rashness!

Godzilla was also stupid, he didn't expect to anger the gods! In the hearts of these people, the gods are the supreme existence, and women are of course more important than the gods!

Godzilla hurriedly tried to run over and bow down to me, but he couldn't come because he was blocked by the fire dragon.

I couldn't help but be a little amused when I saw him embarrassed. Let you pretend to be Niu X with me, are you gone?I waved my hand, and the fire dragon disappeared in an instant.

Godzilla rushed over and knelt down in front of me, kowtowing incessantly.

"Well, I'm not the god you say you say!" I waved my hand and said, "Get up, you don't have to bow down to me!"

However, the people in the tribe obviously didn't believe what I said, including Shui Ling'er, who was kneeling there tremblingly, but there was an indescribable feeling in the eyes of me.

I walked to Shui Ling'er's side, took her hand, helped her up from the ground, and said, "Don't you even believe it?"

Shui Ling'er hurriedly shook her head after hearing this, and looked at me in horror: "I didn't know that you were the gods, and you were offended by your words, please forgive the gods!"

"Okay, you're about to become my woman, what's there to forgive your sins!" I saw that the atmosphere was a little tense, so I made a joke to liven up the atmosphere.

Shui Ling'er listened to my words, her face was happy, but immediately turned lonely again: "How dare I climb high......"

My heart ached when I heard this! Could it be that this girl really liked me? Although there are many love at first sight in this world, it can't be so coincidental that I met it, right?

Could it be that I suddenly remembered that on the way to the tribe, I told Shui Ling'er a few popular cold jokes on the Internet, which made this girl tremble! Actually, I did it on purpose, my purpose was to see the two peaks on her chest trembling. It can't be because of this that you like me, right?

Possibly, quite possibly, in such a tribe with little cultural fun, a joke can make people laugh. Not to mention a simple girl like Shui Ling'er, I think at the beginning, Zhao Yanyan was also soaked in my jokes!

I shook my head, and I knew that my soft-hearted problems were starting to work again.