Volume 1: Searching the Mountains and Inspecting the Sea to Catch the Leader Chapter 96: Blown Up
Fang Zhang still had to think about it, turned around and ran back, but the way back was gone, "Damn did a great job!"
Immediately, Fang Zhang took out PHS and frantically brushed the mall, he was looking for some special products for Uncle Lin. But looking back, I was seriously overdrawn and couldn't even buy a green onion.
Since he can't save himself, he begged for help, he dialed Wang Laojiao's phone, and it took several times before he connected, "Hey, grandpa save me." ”
Picking up the phone, he said with some dissatisfaction: "I said that you can't have something else to do when you call?" Are you struggling with life and death every day!"
"I'm about to see hell, is there anything to slay demons and eliminate demons. ”
"You're playing high, you're about to see the hell, and there's something foresight about this thing?"
After explaining, Wang Laojiao over there said without hurrying or slowing: "He should be a yellow-skinned fairy, to put it bluntly, he is a weasel." ”
"Didn't they say they wouldn't let them become sperm?"
"Don't worry about it so much, Xian'er generally doesn't hurt people, he must have some purpose, it's better not to help it, he may pester you in the future." The best thing to do is to find a place to squat and count until dawn with your head in your hands. ”
"Squatting is not a way, Lao Tzu is so scared that the bile is about to come out. ”
"Think about the negative equity in your bank card, are you still qualified to be afraid? Okay, I'm sleeping, good luck!"
Hearing that Wang Laojiao was about to hang up the phone, Fang Zhang asked urgently, "Is there any other way?"
"Toot toot toot ......" There was a busy tone on the phone, and it was already hung up over there.
Fang Zhang spoke into the phone, "Old thing, you wait for me." ”
Suddenly, a gust of wind hit behind him, and the temperature dropped several degrees in an instant, and then there was the sound of horses' hooves, "It's over!"
"Don't look back, don't look back. Fang Zhang closed his eyes tightly and read silently.
The voice was getting closer and closer, and the carriage passed by Fang Zhang, and the old man who was driving the car smiled, "Young man, why don't you go home here so late!"
Fang Zhang plucked up the courage to open his eyes, only to see that this old man exuded a green aura, and it had a strong aura on it!
Up to now, Fang Zhang has seen three colors of anger, one is black, and it is also the revenge teacher's body, which is oppressive.
The other is red, possessed by the gods, and the exact strength is unknown, but from the situation of the unconsciousness of the descendants, it should be very terrifying.
The last one is that this old man exudes green, which should be exclusive to fairies and ghosts, and the feeling is very soft and not oppressive, but it makes people suppress and fear.
Seeing that Fang Zhang didn't speak, the old man sighed, waved his horsewhip and left.
According to the script, this goods has to loop infinitely from this road, since this is the case, then let him loop indefinitely, the enemy will not move, this is all dawn when you see the sky, if you are not tired, then go around from here.
Sure enough, the old man is back again, and Fang Zhang should not be seen, what should he do.
...... Da Da Da, the carriage came back again, this time with a mahogany coffin behind it, and an extremely thick fragrance came to the nose in the coffin, this fragrance made Fang Zhang fascinated and couldn't stop.
The strong fragrance caused him to suffer from gains and losses, and in order to be able to smell the fragrance, he unconsciously followed the carriage up the mountain.
During this period, Fang Zhang was conscious, but his willpower was extremely low, and he wanted to get rid of it several times, but at the same time, countless reasons would instantly emerge in his heart to persuade him to continue to follow.
This should be the legend of being fascinated!
When we walked to the hillside, the lid of the mahogany coffin opened a gap, and a miserable white hand slowly stretched out along the gap, it was a hand tied with paper!
If this situation were in normal times, Fang Zhang would have slipped away without a trace, but today I don't know why, I don't feel fear at all, but I have some expectations, looking forward to the true face of Lushan in this coffin.
He shifted all his attention to the coffin, and when the person inside the coffin sat up completely, Fang Zhang was shocked that the person inside turned out to be Liu Yue.
No! It's not Liu Yue, it's Nie Ying! This kind of smile is only Nie Ying's.
Fang Zhang's tears were about to flow out, and he stretched out his hand, "I found you." ”
Nie Ying's face was full of anticipation, and she said softly: "General, take me home." ”
"Well, I'll take you home right away! I'm not going to let anyone hurt you anymore. ”
At this time, the carriage was getting faster and faster, and Fang Zhang quickened his pace, but he couldn't catch up, damn, you old thing dare to rob people, saying Fang Zhang's fingers opened, "Knife!"
The black-bladed Tang knife appeared in Fang Zhang's hand, "Enchant!" Buzz......
Everything in front of Fang Zhang's eyes disappeared suddenly, the scenery changed greatly, and then he saw that he was in a dilapidated temple, and he was still carrying a stone in his hand.
It was all an illusion, and he put down the stone and rubbed his temples vigorously with his hands, hurting his nerves.
Fang Zhang wandered around the ancient temple for a while, but did not see any figures, and the old man and the carriage carrying his coffin were gone.
However, the scene here is very different from what the black-faced thin man described, the murals on the wall are not Tang Dynasty beauties, but a group of soldiers wearing feather weaving gold armor and holding various weapons are fighting with another group of strange-looking demons and monsters.
carved Journey to the West on the wall, this special tomb owner has a really high taste.
When I looked down, I saw a pack of cigarettes at my feet, a box of long-handled matches from the restaurant, and a few bottles. It should have been left behind by a group of black-faced thin people.
Suddenly, there was a rustling sound in my ears, and not far away, a rickety figure was staggering towards me, which I didn't know, and I didn't know when I saw it, and the paper man in the coffin was lying on the old man's back.
Fang Zhang could clearly see that the paper man's head was twisting rhythmically, and his mouth was extremely weird.
The old man said to the paper man behind him as he walked: "Mom, you are waiting for our house to be built." ”
He was getting closer and closer to Fang Zhang, and at the same time, Fang Zhang could smell a strong smell, this thing was not good at it, the smell was too big.
The old man said, "Don't be afraid, you just need to pile up the stones on the ground in the corner of the wall over there, and then kowtow three times." ”
Fang Zhang looked at it in a blink of an eye, no, there are already a lot of stones over there, this thing is to catch a strong man to build a house, why do you have to pay attention to living in a building?
Wang Lao Turtle said that he couldn't promise him, otherwise he might be entangled, he lowered his head and picked up the cigarette on the ground, although he couldn't smoke, but smoking could relieve tension, he had to suppress the shock first, and think of a way.
With a trembling hand, he put the cigarette to his mouth, and then pulled out a match.
"Bang, bang. "The first one is broken.
Fang Zhang took out another one, "Bang, bang." "It's broken again.
What about the dignity of men!
Then he took out the match again, and rubbed the match against the scales, "Boom, sting." "It's on.
Seeing the open flame, the paper figure on the old man's back let out a scream that could tear the eardrum.
Fang Zhang was startled by this sudden voice, his hand shook, the match came out of his hand, and it bounced out and fell on the paper man's arm.
The paper man's arm burned a big hole in an instant, and Fang Zhang exclaimed, "It's on fire!"
The old man screamed and twisted his body frantically, "Huohuohuo!"
If you want to say that this product is a talent, the first reaction in this case is to put out the fire!
He put his hand into the body of the paper man, tried to take out the match, took out for a long time, and finally pinched it, but the flame suddenly changed direction, and the flame burned to Fang Zhang's fingers.
By this time, the fire had spread to the paper man's entire arm.
This time it was certainly not a matter of getting a match, he took off his coat and threw himself at the paper man, he wanted to extinguish the fire.
The moment the clothes touched the fire source, sparks flew everywhere, splashing down more parts of the paper figure's body, more parts of the paper figure were ignited, the fire became bigger and bigger, and at this time, half of the paper figure was on fire!
The paper man roared in pain, seeing that the paper man was about to be burned through, it's over, it's over!
The fire was getting bigger and bigger, and Fang Zhang saw a few bottles lying on the ground, and there was water! He rushed over, unscrewed it, and splashed it on the paper figure, poof! The flames instantly flew into the sky, it was wine!
The entire paper figure was instantly surrounded by raging flames, screaming and breaking through the sky, completely hopeless. At the same time, the alcohol gradually reached the old man's head, and even his hair was leading, and the stars were small, and Leng was out of control by this teasing!
The old man saw that his hair was on fire, and his hands were snoring frantically on his head, but this white hair was poured with alcohol by Fang Zhang, and the more it burned, the more it burned.
Fang Zhang slapped the old man's head with his clothes, but the effect was not obvious, Fang Zhang was in a hurry, threw away his clothes, and decided to slap the flames away directly with his hands.
As he spoke, he stretched out his two hands and hit the old man's head with a burst fan, popping, and there was a very fast, crisp and loud sound in the air.
The old man's brain bag was buzzing, his head was dizzy, Fang Zhang received another super heavy blow, and the last bit of fire was extinguished.
But the old man couldn't hold it anymore and fell to the ground.
Fang Zhang let out a sigh of relief, which can be regarded as extinguished.
Suddenly, smoke came out from under the old man, and his clothes were on fire again!
Fang Zhang was a little helpless, "Why are you so stubborn." ”
Then he rushed up, raised his foot and stepped on the fire source on the old man's body, no matter where it was. At this moment, there was another muffled thumping sound in the air.
I don't know if the old man was burned by the scorching heat of the flames, or stepped on by Fang Zhang, roaring again and again.
Finally the fire was controlled, the old man burned his face black, not to mention that his hair was gone, even his eyebrows were burned clean, he sat on the ground and panted, staring at Fang Zhang intently, pointing at Fang Zhang with deep hatred, unable to speak for a long time.
Fang Zhang knew that he was in trouble, looked at the wreckage on the ground, lit a cigarette, spit out a smoke ring, and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, your mother blew up ......"
When the old man heard this, his breathing rate increased, and then he began to tremble, and fell to the ground with a clatter, foaming at the mouth, and lost his breath after a few convulsions.
Then his body gradually shrunk, and finally turned into a weasel, and the seven orifices were bleeding.
The weasel was actually bled by Fang Zhangqi's seven orifices!
At the same time, the surrounding scenery changed dramatically, there were no ancient temples and murals, only a dirt slope was left in front of him, and at the same time, the surrounding area was like a great change of living people, all the missing people appeared, and I saw that these people had moved bricks from there.
Is this going to build a skyscraper!?