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Farewell Li Heigou, I continue to walk into the community, although in the eyes of outsiders I am a jobless vagrant, but in fact, I still have to go to work every day, and the work content is passionate and challenging, every day, I have to be like the ancient Qinglou woman who does not sell her body between the wolf's teeth and wolf claws, and the girls fight wits and courage to maintain their dignity and physical integrity, the difference is that the Qinglou prostitutes can't fight the prostitutes will fall into a thousand years of hatred, if I can't fight these old things, I have to become Li Heigou version 2.0.

When I walked to the door of the residential building, I happened to see Ouyang Biaozuo, the equipment administrator of our research institute, coming out of it, this person was in his forties, sharp-beaked monkey gills, obscene appearance, and an elder brother named Ouyang Biaozuo.

Left and right, the legendary twins, are said to have many physical characteristics of identical twins will show a symmetrical distribution, such as a left-handed and a right-handed, one has dimples on the left and one on the right, and one is left and the other is right...... Anyway, how much enmity does the old man of the Ouyang family have with his two sons?

The above is naturally a joke, in fact, the Ouyang brothers have been the so-called genius children since childhood, each has an extremely developed brain hemisphere, the younger brother Ouyang is extremely strong in logical thinking, and is the equipment administrator, programmer and accountant here we have, and the elder brother Ouyang has a memory of the right and forgettable, and is the data administrator, librarian and attendance recorder here, and the brothers together constitute the logistics system of the institute, in charge of the attendance records and salary payment of my real assistant.

By the way, the reason why I can recognize the person in front of me as the younger brother in the twins is not because the two brothers put their left or right characteristics on the outside, but because the two brothers have diametrically opposite shapes, Ouyang is always on the right side of the suit and tie, with a smooth and slippery middle parted head, and a record board under his arm, while the Ouyang in front of me is on the left, and he is always a work coat and a big toe shoe, and his body is covered with various colors of oil, so it is easy to distinguish.

"It's just in time, the third master is looking for you!"

As soon as I heard that Chen Sanshan was looking for me, I felt a headache, and asked angrily, "What is that old thing looking for me again?"

"I don't know," Ouyang shook his head to the left: "Anyway, I'm looking for you in a hurry, saying that you won't show up again for this month's full deduction of bonuses." ”

"Buckle it!" I complained to Ouyang Zuo, "Won't I just go out for breakfast?

"Your private space is a little too big," said with a smile on the left: "We are supposed to go to work at eight o'clock, but now it's half past ten, and my brother said that you haven't arrived on time since August 3 last year." ”

I blushed and argued, "Don't you usually eat and live in the unit? Why do you have to divide it so clearly?...... That, Brother Zuo also told Brother Right, my attendance ......"

"Okay, okay, if our brothers don't take care of you, you won't be able to get your salary a long time ago," Ouyang pointed to the left and said, "Hurry up and go in, if you really provoke Lao Wang Ba, you will definitely not be ordered to receive next month's salary." ”

Ever since he abducted me into his evil organization with a warm and affectionate disguise, the nature of the old thing has been completely exposed, and he always tries to make me a real specimen, and he still treats himself as an uncle by paying me a salary, and he is arrogant to me, and his true colors deduce the ugly face of the first poor and rich people.

If that's the only thing I can endure, after all, now more than 95% of the bosses are eager to peel off the skin and bones of their employees to boil out the oil, Chen Lao Ghost just has the conditions and ability to put into practice what others can't do, what really makes me unbearable is the old thing's fanatical scientific research attitude and Ya's worldview that is almost not bound by morality and ethics, of course, sometimes even the law can't restrain him.

You must know that once the distorted world view is combined with the crazy spirit of scientific research, it is absolutely a scientific madman who threatens the peace and tranquility of the earth, and their research is not for fame and fortune, let alone for the benefit of mankind, but purely for the purpose of exploring the mysterious and unknown and dangerous field, but they are more dangerous than those careerists who try to rule the world with science and technology, because careerists are preoccupied with domination and conquest, and this group of crazy people who only have science in their eyes may ruin without care。

In the past four years, I don't know how many times I have woken up from nightmares in a cold sweat, I don't know how many times I have checked the doors of each real room in the middle of the night against the cold wind, and I don't know how many times, I have slapped the table and smashed the bench with the old madmen with a white face, and used the stubbornness to prevent the girls from "letting out the things they have made to activities", I feel that I am silently protecting the earth!

Now, let's take a deep breath, and I'm going to lead you to meet the most cunning and murderous tyrant in the book, the most evil and crazy Frankenstein, and the smallest and most inhuman employer boss - Chen Sanshan!

I paced with heavy steps to the front of 101 on the first floor.

I took out the key and opened the door of 101, which looked like it was just an ordinary, outdated small apartment, with a regular furnishings, and it seemed as if it was just an ordinary, ordinary, unobtrusive retired old man living here.

But this qiē is just an illusion, in order to cope with the water meter check, courier delivery and community warmth arranged a layer of camouflage, I closed the door, straight into the living room, placed in the corner of the wall more than a person high old-fashioned wardrobe, open the cabinet door to remove the few pieces of tattered clothes that hide people's ears, lift a wooden board embedded in the back, revealing a streamer of intricate operation panel.

I put my face on it and rolled it again, and I finished the face pattern comparison, pupil authentication and DNA sampling, which was improved after my strong protest, and the access control unlocking system was improved after my strong protest, which used to enter the distance between the Earth and Halley's Comet at 12 noon local time today on the PINpad to seven decimal places......

Although Chen Sanshan once swore that as long as his brother studied the hyperbolic partial differential equations and Kepler's three laws, he would be able to calculate the password as easily as everyone else, but he still raised his middle finger at the old girl: "Get out! Even if Lao Tzu knows Lao Tzu, it doesn't count! When I calculate today's password, the year will be over!"

For the trivial matter of replacing the combination lock, these old scientific maniacs complained a lot, and said that the physical signs testing mechanism made them particularly insecure, how good it used to be, not only entertaining and entertaining them to relax their brains and harvest fun after intense research work, but also to ensure that the thief who slipped the door and picked the lock did not have a science postdoctoral diploma and would definitely not be able to open the door, but now it is good, as long as the head is cut off, it can be used as a key, and there is no sense of security.

My answer to this is, if someone can cut off the heads of the girls, then what kind of thief is it? Lao Tzu smashed the pot and sold iron, sold the kidney and sold blood to support this good son of the people! for a lifetime! (My novel "Diary of a Scientist" will have more fresh content on the official WeChat platform, and there will be a 100% lottery gift for everyone!Open WeChat now, click on the "+" sign in the upper right corner "Add Friends", search for the official account "dd" and follow, hurry up!)