Chapter 64: Does this money burn your hands?
Hospital.
The nurse was briefly treating the wounds of a few people, and a fat nurse asked a careful look at Fang Zhang, and then asked the descendant, "Uncle policeman, it takes a lot of effort to catch this kid." ”
The descendant wondered at first, then suddenly, "Oh, you misunderstood. ”
Before he could explain, Fang Zhang said: "Yes, I am a natural hanging statue!"
The descendants and Wang Ju went out first after dealing with it, and the fat nurse inquired while dealing with Fang Zhang: "What kind of big case are you guys, you are all injured." Fang Zhang was helpless: "I said that we were beaten by a young girl, do you believe it?" ”
"Oh my God, what a figure. ”
"Not fat, slim. ”
As he spoke, he glanced at the fat nurse with palpitations, "If this is for you, we estimate that 10 people will not be able to take it." ”
Before the words fell, Fang Zhang only felt that it was dark in front of him, and a voice came from his ear, "I'll go to your sister's." ”
Soon the back door opened, Fang Zhang covered his eyes and staggered out, and the descendants immediately greeted him, "My God, what's wrong with you." ”
Fang Zhang's face was full of frustration, "My mouth is lame, and my face hits my fist." ”
Before leaving, Fang Zhang was stopped by Wang Ju and put forward the idea of recruiting Fang Zhang into the criminal police team, but Fang Zhang politely refused, everyone has their own ambitions, and Wang Ju respected Fang Zhang's choice.
Before leaving, the phone of the descendant rang, and it was the organizer who called, saying that it was a matter of the overmatch. As a police officer, it is impossible to spare such time to compete in any competition, and this time it almost caused an impact, after all, you can't put the cart before the horse, "I have abstained." ”
There was a lot of talking, it was a request, the love was sincere, and the descendants were very particular people, and he did a lot of things to complete people, and finally he covered the microphone and glanced at Fang Zhang, Fang Zhang spread his hands, anyway, the task is done, it doesn't matter if you win or lose.
With Fang Zhang's first permission, the descendant said into the microphone: "If you want to play, you have to play tonight, otherwise we will abstain." ”
It was obviously difficult for the other side, but they still had to agree.
Arena
There were more people than in the morning, and the reporters from the television station and the provincial coaching staff sitting in the guest seats were already in place.
The cameras of the TV station are being adjusted, and the scene is no less than the Olympics.
At this time, the leader who wanted to blackmail himself in the morning was chatting with an extremely discordant figure, yes, this person was Liu Yue, Fang Zhang rubbed his temples, is this a dog's nose, why is it a little lively These reporters are flocking to it.
Fang Zhang avoided the two, but the leader's glasses thief was ruthless, and he greeted himself: "Hey, this player, please wait." ”
Why don't you even remember my name! Fang Zhang is full of black lines, are you serious about organizing this game?
But when he saw the player Fang Zhang who was shooting a bow and arrow on the field, he knew that he was really not serious!
The field is full of logos and flags of various archery clubs.
In the innermost 3 target positions, the coach of the city sports school is carefully guiding the players, but it can be seen that the coach's eyes are not on the target at all, but at the coaching staff, trying his best to show that he hopes that he can be discovered.
It is certain that the entrance fee for this product is not less, but Zhou Yu beats Huang Gai, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, these people spend money to rub the popularity of others, and they don't even want a special face.
Liu Yue'e looked disdainful again, and that expression really made Fang Zhang very unhappy. Fang Zhang just wanted to leave, but he didn't expect Liu Yue'e to be in trouble, and said angrily: "What's the matter, this pheasant wants to become a phoenix with a bow?
Fang Zhang stopped, laughed and hugged his fists and said, "Indeed, the chicken becomes a phoenix, and I have to ask you for advice." ”
Liu Yue's face turned dark, and she was just about to speak, but she was interrupted by the leader, "How can you speak!" and then grovel to Liu Yue: "Forgive me." Obviously, he needs the publicity of the newspaper, and this Liu Yue'e will never be offended.
Fang Zhang pointed to the leader's nose and said, "I gave you a face, right? ”
The leader of the organizer didn't care, and said with a contemptuous look: "I gave you face, didn't you say you wouldn't come? Why did you come again? It's not for the bonus." ”
Fang Zhang is short of money, but 20,000 yuan is not enough to make him lose his face, if it is not for the request of the descendants, the fool will come, and Liu Yue'e snorted again after hearing the bonus, and was even more contemptuous.
At this time, Fang Zhang turned around and left, but the leader spoke again and said provocatively: "Don't pretend, go and prepare." ”
Fang Zhang stopped, thought for a moment and really came back, and went to prepare without dignity.
The leader of the organizer looked at Fang Zhang's figure and snorted, "Pretend to be with me?"
At this time, the descendant also came, holding a beautiful woman on his arm, Fang Zhang was stunned, this Hou Yi would not have made a mistake in style, said to the descendant's side, and said close to the descendant's ear: "Lao Li, you are also ......."
The descendant was a little puzzled and asked, "What's wrong with me?"
Fang Zhang said: "Does my sister-in-law know if she is not angry?"
"Sister-in-law, why is she angry?" The descendant's face was full of doubts, and suddenly the descendant suddenly said, "What do you want?" and then introduced: "Shi Yao, this is the little brother I told you, Fang Zhang!"
After that, he said to Fang Zhang: "This is my lover, Liu Shiyao." ”
When the beauty heard this, she said enthusiastically: "Thank you Xiaofang, Lao Li told me, thanks to you, I will go to my house for dinner in a hurry, I thank you so much." ”
Fang Zhang was stunned on the ground, full of question marks, what about the Yaksha? Isn't the descendant married to the Yaksha? Could it be that the Yaksha is now disguised when he goes out? But when he looked back, he suddenly realized that it was the misunderstanding of the mission that led to the deviation of the imagination of the descendant's daughter-in-law.
Then he hurriedly greeted, "Hello, you're polite." ”
After chatting for a while, Liu Yue'e also came over and said enthusiastically: "Ah, Sister Liu, you are here too." After that, he said to the descendants: "Brother-in-law is good." ”
Unexpectedly, a few people actually knew each other, Fang Zhang saw that Liu Yue'e was not angry, and said, "I'll go and prepare first." ”
After leaving, Liu Yue'e snorted, and Liu Shiyao said, "Why do you have a holiday?"
"What kind of holiday can you have with this kind of person, is he worthy?" Liu Yue'e said contemptuously.
Fang Zhang stopped when he heard this, "Indeed, I'm too cautious!
Liu Yue'e chased after her and grabbed Fang Zhang, "Who are you scolding?" ”
"Whoever scolds whom!"
Saying that, she got rid of Liu Yue'e and walked towards the arena.
Liu Yue'e trembled angrily, and Liu Shiyao next to her came over to comfort her. Liu Yue'e said: "Xiucai can't explain why he meets Bing, what am I going to do with a scoundrel." ”
"That's right, your temper should have changed. ”
"I don't have the ability to have a sharp mouth. ”
Liu Shiyao smiled: "Don't look at the superficial phenomenon, at least this kid is very brave." I don't think you can't fight him, but he is subtly suppressing you, and you can't be strong in front of him. ”
Liu Yue'e flicked her sleeves, "Don't say it." ”
The game is ready to begin.
Fang Zhang raised his middle finger at the soul smoking on the bench not far away, and then went up to the target.
At this time, the leader of the organizer was accompanying Xiao and explaining to the coaching staff, "These two people are very strong, the seedlings of the Olympics, you have to give my club a few good words when the time comes." ”
The provincial coaching staff said: "We still have to investigate, we can't listen to your words, after all, the 10 rings of arrows and arrows are too mysterious." "Obviously the provincial coaching staff is skeptical.
Fang Zhang glanced at the leader of the organizer, and said secretly in his heart, don't you want to be wonderful? Dream, Lao Tzu starred in his true colors, and the style of his descendants will definitely stick to his own score, which is shocking, and tease the provincial coaching staff Lao Tzu to see what you are doing with this wax today, do whatever you want? Wait to be removed.
Opened the bow, held its breath, bang, the bow and arrow drew a strange arc in the air, directly piercing the wall behind, which was no longer off target......
There was a burst of exclamations on the field, and the coaching staff glanced at the leader with a bad face, "What's the situation?"
"It's supposed to be nervous, he missed the mark in the last game, but it's going to get better. The leader explained.
At this time, the descendant came on the field, opened the bow, held his breath, bang, and the bow and arrow also drew a strange route in the air, directly hitting the bow and arrow that Fang Zhang missed.
It also missed the target! There was another exclamation on the field.
The coaching staff's faces became more and more unsightly, and the leader explained: "It may be that the performance is abnormal and a little nervous, but this also adds that the other two are back on the same starting line, and the next game will be more exciting." ”
Fang Zhang stood in front of the target again, opened the bow, bang, 2 rings, barely on the target, this is his true character, he is at this level without the soul, and he doesn't want to win anyway.
The following keyboard warriors, it's not easy to deal with the money if you win, so the problem is given to the descendants.
The coaching staff's faces became more and more ugly, and the leader explained, "Maybe it's too nervous!"
The descendant stepped forward, opened the bow and buckled the arrow, whoosh, 1 ring!
......
Fang Zhang's face changed, could it be that he wanted to lose on purpose? But at this time, Fang Zhang had already made up his mind, he wanted to sublimate and not let himself be about 20,000 yuan.
The coaching staff looked at the leader with a bad face, and the leader's head was already oozing sweat at this time.
Fang Zhang once again stood in front of the target, and shot the bow and arrow very casually, 10 rings! The audience exclaimed, finally regained the level? What are you kidding, shooting at the target next door.
The descendant stepped forward and swooped an arrow, and there was another exclamation on the field, and the arrow stopped at half a distance from the target position and pierced to the ground.
At this time, the camera of the TV station raised his head and seemed to be asking something, so far, the level of the two sides has not even reached the entrance, and the live broadcast of such a game is equivalent to a live broadcast accident.
The coaching staff blackened, "Are you kidding me?"
The leader wiped his sweat and "wait a minute"
He knew that these two people were absolutely deliberate, and he didn't want to sit idly by.
He stopped the game, ran to the referee's bench, and began to discuss something with the referee, looking at the referee's expression was obviously a little embarrassed, but he still agreed, and then the referee announced that missing the target would not be counted and needed to be re-shot.
This decision is surprising, but after all, it is an amateur game, and the nonsense adds to the entertainment, but the face of the coaching staff is not good-looking.
Don't let it go off target, it's bad now, because Fang Zhang can't guarantee to lose, and his hand is not possible!
The soul seems to see Fang Zhang's intentions, and he likes to do the thing he likes to do the most, and he returns to Fang Zhang's body again. Fang Zhang got the help of the soul, stepped forward again, opened the bow, no problem, daily 2 rings.
The descendants stepped forward, it was very relaxed, and every day 1 ring!
After 4 rounds, the score is 2:4, which is already the same as the score of France vs. Croatia in this World Cup.
Fang Zhang was a little helpless, he was already ahead of 2 rings, and he was going to win if he continued like this, saying that he would open the bow, 1 ring.
Descendant 1 ring!
Fang Zhang's crazy hint, but the descendants misunderstood that Fang Zhang was putting water on himself, but he had already made up his mind that the champion would give Fang Zhang.
The two of them play style, but the leader is lying in the submachine gun, and his face is green, you are so stable!
The provincial coaching staff couldn't bear it anymore, so they raised their butts and left, "You'd better give me a reasonable explanation." "The leader was speechless at this time, just standing there straight, these two goods are too good at playing, do you have a grudge against money?
The TV station also lost confidence, turned off the cameras, and switched the program to the commercial.
1 ring of the house chapter, 1 ring of descendants.
At this time, the soul is also sweating, and the score of the descendants is too tight!
If the bow is opened again, it is still 1 ring, and the descendants are also 1 ring.
The descendants bit the score, and the pressure on Fang Zhang's side increased, and even made a fatal mistake, shooting to the 2nd ring, expanding the lead score.
In the end, after 10 rounds of games, the score was fixed at 11-8, and Fang Zhang won the game with the score of table tennis!
The descendant shook the hand of the house seal and said from the heart, "Accept"
At this time, everyone sighed, why did they still admit it like this! Fang Zhang was about to cry, he didn't lose or not, and he won the title of actor, and his face slapped even louder.
He doesn't take this bonus, and he doesn't take it.
At this time, the leader of the organizer came up trembling with gritted back molars, he was already angry and stuffy, gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, the magic is one foot high, the road is one foot high, I didn't expect you kid to be able to play, I just asked you if this money is hot?"
At this time, the audience below was dissatisfied, protesting that this was commercial speculation, Fang Zhang and his descendants became the target of public criticism, Fang Zhang was scolded and it didn't matter, but the descendants were embarrassed, and some people even began to question his profession.
No matter how you explain it, it was useless, and at this time, a person below shouted: "If you have the ability, you can donate this money to charity on the spot!"
Hearing this, Fang Zhang's face changed, and he roared, "Who said this!"
The people below scoffed, and their faces changed when they talked about money, they already knew your routine, Fang Zhang shouted: "What's the matter, dare to do it?"
It was quiet down there
The descendant said: "Forget it, after all, this matter ......"
Fang Zhang continued: "If you have the ability, stand up for Lao Tzu!"
Saying that, a young man below raised his hand, "What I said, what's the big deal, I'm afraid you won't be able to deal with this evil atmosphere!"
Fang Zhang urged: "You, come up, come up, come up immediately!"
"What's the matter? you still want to do it?" scoffed the audience below.
The descendant's face changed, and he said secretly, "House!"
Fang Zhang ignored it and continued: "You hurry up, come to me immediately!"
The young man was also strong-blooded, and had not been beaten by society, so he stepped onto the stage with his arms bared and rolled up his sleeves, "What's the matter! I'm afraid you won't make it." Saying a few people in the same way, people with lofty ideals also came to the stage at the same time, with an expression of looking at death as home, "We have all said it!"
Fang Zhang ignored the gang and asked the leader instead, "Is the bonus mine?"
The leader of the organizer said contemptuously: "Of course. As he spoke, he motioned to Miss Manners to get the bonus.
"Then do I have the right to dominate!"
"No one cares about you when you buy a coffin!"
But Fang Zhang turned around and said to the man: "The bonus belongs to you! You donate on the spot, I won't touch this money!"
As she spoke, the hostess came up with a sign indicating the amount of the bonus. Fang Zhang didn't care, "5 people, 4000 for one person." After that, he said to a woman in the audience: "Big sister do me a favor and call the civil affairs agency, I'm afraid that when the time comes, the bars will say that I am an insider and do a drag show." ”
"Okay, yes, but young man, this money is not 4,000, you're looking!"
Fang Zhang looked back, yes 2...... 200,000 yuan! My day! The organizer actually changed the prize money! What time did it happen! After throwing a murderous expression to the organizer leader, the organizer leader acted with a smug look, changed it before the game, who let you not read the announcement.
He ran to the bulletin board, and it was really at a glance, but your word is too small, you can't see it clearly with reading glasses, and the vast majority of people here won't pay attention, presumably because of being on TV, so you have to improve, but it must be extremely reluctant to look at such a careless announcement.
I didn't let go of this face because the temptation was not enough, and I knew that this face was still rubbing on the ground! What about the sound of the grenade on this face!
"Are you still ......," the woman asked.
Fang Zhang rubbed his temples, "Hit!" Fang Zhang signed the contract on the spot, and said weakly: "The money is yours, I'm a little uncomfortable, go to the toilet first." ”
As soon as he went out, he only heard a crisp sound, Fang Zhang slapped himself in an epic slap, flew a few meters directly into the bathroom, and fell into the bathroom.
After coming back, Hou Yi looked at Fang Zhang, who was bleeding from the corners of his mouth and nostrils, and was immediately furious, "Who is so presumptuous, retaliate!"
Fang Zhang waved his hand weakly, "I'm lame, and I hit the money ......"
Soon the people from the Civil Affairs Bureau came, and they also brought the children who received the donations, and in order to ensure fairness, the money was processed on the spot, leaving no tongue.
But these 5 people don't know what's going on, the family is in trouble, there are excuses to pick up the gas at home for a day, there are excuses for wives to have children, and there are excuses to go back to divorce and get a second marriage, these can be understood, but how to explain the busy going home to the funeral of my father, the funeral in the middle of the night, I'm not afraid that I will take you away.
...... In short, it is not signed.
At this time, the pot was boiling below, and the righteous Ling Ran's appearance was completely gone!
In the face of doubts, some people even turned their faces in front of them, and ran outside as they spoke, but fortunately, the security guards were quick to subdue them and drag them back to the front of the stage.
At this time, the most ferocious man said: "This is my property, what qualifications do you have to point fingers!"
Everyone sighed, you are talking about your mouth! Just now you said how others don't blush, I have never seen such a brazen person.
The host's face turned pale, "Are you going to donate?"
The five people didn't speak, which was considered a tacit acquiescence, and the leader of the Civil Affairs Bureau said to the wide-eyed children: "The children go down first." "This kind of scene can have a psychological shadow on the children.
below
Fang Zhang prayed, "Can I go back?"
Several people shook their heads at the same time, Fang Zhang gave himself another slap in the face, stepped forward quickly, and signed the five gift agreements without saying anything!
"Children, be upright in the future, don't follow these people!" he said, turning and walking off the stage.
Several people said angrily: "What qualifications do you have to sign." ”
Fang Zhang said: "Are your eyes angry? Take a good look at the contract! I really think the money is yours, you are just a porter!"
Sure enough, it is marked on the contract that if the donee does not fulfill the promise, it will be deemed to have given up!