Chapter 147: The Elephant Tortoise Dances
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Tang Tongming pulled back the barbecue utensils and sent them directly to the beach, in addition to the grilling utensils, there are also black charcoal, etc., which can be described as a one-stop service. A set of utensils is rented for ten yuan each time, and carbon is earned for two yuan, which makes all tourists very satisfied, very fair, or very cheap.
The villagers calculated that one set earns 10 yuan each time, and these more than 10 sets are more than 100 yuan a night, and they don't contribute at all, okay? The same is true for those who rent houses and go out, and a family has three or four vacant houses, which is two or three hundred a day. Some people secretly regret that money can be earned in this way.
At this time, Huang Jinhui had already asked people to bring their handbags over, connect the electricity, and by the way, they rented two very old stereos in the village, but the sound quality was not bad. Before long, pop music was already playing on the beach.
"It's a pity that there is no microphone, otherwise I can show off my singing voice again. ”
"You're not going to be Maiba, are you?"
The guy suddenly arched his hand and said with a smile: "Promise, promise!"
When the music sounded, the tortoise not far away seemed very abnormal, and seemed to be quite excited, and actually stepped rhythmically on its four feet, and even walked a few steps, and then took a few steps back, just like dancing with others. However, everyone doesn't know how to appreciate the dance of this animal, but it feels very interesting. Quite a few people started filming it.
"Damn, what's going on?" a tourist who had just climbed up from the bottom of the water glared.
"Haven't you ever seen a dance?" said the other, angrily. Just now. I was almost startled by this guy and yelled behind the others. Don't you know if it's going to scare people to death?
The male tourist rolled his eyes and said secretly: I've seen dancing, but have you ever seen a turtle dancing?
"In the past, it was amazing that kittens could dance to music on the Internet, but I didn't expect to see a tortoise, and it seems that they know how to appreciate music, which is amazing. A middle-aged tourist laughed.
A song is over. The tortoise seemed to be a little unsatisfied, so it actually crawled next to the stereo, hit the stereo a few times with its head, and then looked at everyone, as if to say: Why doesn't this thing make a noise?
"Damn! This tortoise is against the sky. Someone exclaimed.
Even though they couldn't understand animal language, everyone understood what this guy meant, which was to have people play music for him.
"Ahem!Music!" Huang Jinhui hurriedly ordered.
The guy in charge of playing the music reacted, and quickly picked a more energetic dance music, and said secretly. You should like this one, right?
The others were speechless, isn't this the song of the aunt dancing the square dance?
When the tortoise heard such a powerful music, it became even more active, and no one could understand the "hand dance" anyway. Only one of its own turtles is intoxicated.
The video went online, and the tortoise was completely red. Major video networks have reprinted it, and netizens from all walks of life jumped up to comment. They all think that this is a giant tortoise that knows how to enjoy. The IQ is still very high.
The editor-in-chief of the TV station news watched the video and immediately said to the people below: "This is a good news material. Contact our intern reporter in Huabai City immediately and go to Tangjia Village, Fengqi Town, for an interview. If you can, take a video of the tortoise dancing. ”
Intern reporter Chen Mei was very depressed, and was assigned to a second-rate city like Huabai City, which was relatively low.
However, this day has to go on, and she does not dare to resign. This job is still hard to find, once you lose it, what TV station will want in the future? Now, there are so many graduates majoring in journalism, and there are too many monks and few positions, so you don't want to do it to others.
Just when she felt sorry for herself, the main station called and asked her to go to Tangjia Village, Fengqi Town, to interview witnesses, and to film the tortoise dance. In the meantime, let her look at the video circulating on the Internet.
The hero finally had a place to play, and Chen Mei immediately took action and set off with another DV reporter, who was in charge of filming.
"Brother Liu, hurry up and pack your things and set off immediately. Chen Mei hurriedly shouted.
The DV reporter was middle-aged and relatively stable, and when he saw that the little girl was so eager, he immediately smiled and said: "Don't worry, this kind of news is not the time-limited news of the fire." ”
If it's the news of firefighting and saving people, then you have to hurry up, otherwise it's over, and some things on the scene can't be filmed, which will undoubtedly be a little less authentic and shocking.
Of course, he understands this. An intern reporter who has just come in always wants to be able to show off his face. The little girl has been here for more than half a month, and she has not appeared on the camera.
Wei Hang and others came to the beach, saw everyone gathered together, a little strange, walked over to take a look, and found that the turtle didn't know which tendon to tie the wrong line.
"This guy didn't take the wrong medicine, right?" Wei Hang said.
The people around me are all black-lined, and this is a bit hurtful! Oh! No, it should be a little hurtful! People are obviously dancing, and you don't know how to appreciate it.
"It's dancing!" said Huang Jinhui.
As soon as these words came out, even Yun Rulong and they also looked like you idiots.
Besides, they've been here for so long, and they've never seen this tortoise dance, so it's a bit far-fetched for you to say that people are dancing?
"Ahem, you guys have such a good sense of humor. That's all Goofy can say.
Huang Jinhui smiled bitterly: "I also hope we made a mistake." ”
After saying that, he turned his head and shouted to the person playing the music, "Hey, Lao Wen, stop the music." ”
As soon as the music stopped, the tortoise stopped in confusion, looking at the onlookers, as if wondering, why did it stop singing so well?
It crawled to the stereo again. This time, I simply tapped the speaker with my foot a few times. It's like everyone sees snowflakes on TV and thinks there's something wrong with TV. Run and take a few shots.
Seeing this, even Wei Hang was dumbfounded. This...... Isn't that a little weird?
"Boss. Are you dazzled?" Yun Rulong said.
Gao Fei was speechless, and secretly said What do you have to do with me being dazzled? It's obviously you who are dazzled, but it seems that I'm also a little dazzled, this is not scientific!
"Come on!Music!" Huang Jinhui was very satisfied with the expressions of Wei Hang and the others, and snapped his fingers.
As soon as the music played, the tortoise became self-absorbed again.
Wei Hang said secretly: Yes, another guy who entertains himself. Being watched like a monkey by so many people, aren't you stage fright?
"Is it nice for a turtle to dance?" Wei Hang suddenly asked.
This time, everyone shook their heads in unison: "I don't understand." ”
"I don't understand how long you can watch. So attentive, admire!" Goofy said with a smile.
This time, there were a lot fewer onlookers, and they started their own shows, and there was only one fun-loving tourist left, as well as some children, who actually followed the movements of the tortoise.
However, people are turtles, and you are human, so it's a bit nondescript to learn. Everyone laughed when they saw it.
"It's a little too little for food, do you just eat seafood?" someone asked.
There is no shortage of seafood, and Wei Hang caught a lot of them as soon as he came back from fishing. This time, Weihang is providing seafood for free. Anyway, the squid and the like used for barbecue are all caught by the way.
"If you don't have a vegetarian thing, of course not. Let's go to the village and look for it. Buy some back. I saw that there was corn over there, and there should be people growing leeks in the village. There are also those green beans, eggplants, etc., which are good ingredients for barbecue. Gu Yanji said.
Huang Jinhui listened. Organize people to buy now. A few people are like devils entering the village, every time they go to a house, they first go to their vegetable garden, and they almost sweep everything they can use.
"Auntie, your leeks are going up well! Let's cut them down! Let's buy them for three yuan a catty, do you think it's okay?" asked a male tourist.
When the village woman heard this, she hurriedly nodded: "Okay, you wait, I'll help you cut it down and wash it by the way!"
Even if these leeks are taken to the town to set up a stall, they can't be bought for three yuan, and no one even cares. However, the new street plus the old street, just so many people, what spending power can they have?
The aunt even helped wash the vegetables, which was even better, and everyone was happy.
"Oh, thank you, Auntie. Can you get to the beach in a moment? We're having a barbecue over there. "Just don't bother the two masters.
The village woman was not too troublesome, and immediately nodded: "Okay, I'll send it over when it's sorted out." ”
When the men were gone, she quickly called her children over to help. This piece of leek weighs forty or fifty catties, which is more than a hundred. This is also a bonus!
Originally, there were so many that I couldn't eat them at home, and this leek grew out after cutting for a while. I can't eat this dish every day, so I often cut it and throw it away. Some time ago, my husband also instructed to dig up half of it and plant other vegetables.
But now, this is money! She even made up her mind that she had to plant more, and where would she be willing to dig it up? Tomorrow, she should quickly put some fertilizer and loosen the soil.
"It's really weird for people outside to eat leeks roasted and eaten, I don't understand, I don't understand!" said the peasant woman's husband laughed.
He just said it casually, it doesn't matter if you don't understand, you don't need to understand, anyway, someone pays for it, that's good. This leek can be harvested once in half a month, and then it will be one or two hundred, how could there be such a good thing before?
Now, they've seen the benefits of having someone come and consume.
At the beginning, when Wei Hang said it, everyone didn't pay much attention to it, and the secret way was that people who rented houses could make money, so they could only look at it and drool.
"Girl, don't play, hurry up and help choose vegetables, pick out those grasses, and make them better. Second, you can take it and wash it later. Forget it, you can also help choose the vegetables! I don't worry about you washing the vegetables. The village woman spoke.
Her son's washing of vegetables has always been so-so, and she is afraid that people will not eat cleanly, so she can rest assured that she will do it herself. (To be continued......)