2. Unexpected rebirth

It is impossible for me to hear Zhao Yanyan's words, because I was already dead at that time, that is, burping.

When I woke up again, I found myself standing in a large hall. It's like the palace hall in the Qing palace drama that I often see on TV, but it's a little gloomy.

Directly in front of me, an old man with a very good sense of humor sat majestically, and next to him stood two men who looked more like judges. There is a large plaque directly above these three people, with three big characters written on it - Hades Palace.

Khan, it's not so funny, my first reaction was whether this was a TV series? Looking at this scene, it's probably a ghost movie, but how do these three people dress up like a comedy? I can't help but sigh, these days, there are too many third-rate directors!

Just as I was thinking wildly, the funny old man in the middle blew his beard and glared at the table and shouted, "Who is below, why don't you kneel when you see the king of this Hades?"

I was stunned, my feelings were for extras. I shouted, "Hey, old man, you're looking for the wrong person, right? I don't want to be on TV!"

When the three of them heard me say this, they were also stunned, and Judge A next to them said to himself: "His grandmother's, this person must have something wrong with his brain, right?"

Judge B also took out the life and death book and checked it, but after checking for a long time, he didn't find anything, so he said strangely: "No, there is no one who is going to die at this hour, who is the one below?"

The funny old man slapped the table again and said, "The person below, you are already dead! Quickly report your name, and the king of this Hades will arrange for you to be reincarnated!"

How did I die? Suddenly I remembered, yes, I was dead. I drank too much at Cho Yan-yeon's wedding, and then I came here.

Looks like I'm dead. Damn, it's a real failure to be a man in this life, and I struggled there for the first half of my life, but I died before I could taste love. At this time, I thought of a classic dialogue from a very old movie: There was once a sincere feeling in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it until I lost it, and the most painful thing in life is nothing more painful. If Heaven could give me another chance, I would say three words to that girl, "I love you", and if I had to add a deadline before this love, I would have it: 10,000 years.

That old man from Hades seemed to be telling me that he could still be reincarnated? So I still have a chance to enjoy love, and I will definitely not let go of any woman I love in the next life!

So I said to Hades: "Brother Hades, my name is Liu Lei, you hurry up and find a way to arrange for me to be reincarnated!"

Hades said angrily: "Get out, who the hell is your grandmother, Lao Tzu is older than your ancestors!"

Years of experience in shopping malls have taught me how to be sycophants, and I know that if I want Hades to help me arrange for me to be reincarnated into a good family, this old man's sycophants must be photographed. I smiled and said, "I mean your brother looks young and radiant, if you don't say age, I definitely don't know how old you are! Look, as soon as I came in just now, I thought it was filming TV, so I wondered, where did this director find such a handsome actor as you, even more handsome than Chow Yun-fat Andy Lau!" Speaking of this, I thought about it, this Andy Lau and Chow Yun-fat estimated that the king of Hades had not seen each other, so he hurriedly said: "Much more handsome than that kid called Pan An!"

As soon as Hades heard me say this, he immediately smiled, turned his old face full of wrinkles at Judge A, and asked, "Do I really look so young?"

The judge A estimated that he was usually used to patting on the back, and said without thinking about it: "Congratulations to the king of Hades, congratulations to the king of Hades, you are simply the best among ghosts, super handsome and invincible!"

When the king of Hades heard this, he smiled happily and said to me amiably: "What is your name? By the way, your name is Liu Lei, you are simply the confidant of this king! This king recognizes you as an old brother! Don't worry, brother, I will definitely arrange a good family for you!"

I hurriedly thanked him, and my heart blossomed happily, and the plan succeeded!

Hades said to Judge B, "Hurry up and check the birth date of my brother!"

Judge B checked for a while, with an incredible expression on his face, and said in surprise: "Hades, look, your godbrother has a hundred and eighty years of life, and it is impossible for him to die now!"

When the king of Hades heard this, he hurriedly took the book of life and death with a solemn expression, looked at it for a long time, slapped the table with gritted teeth, and shouted outside the hall: "Damn, which blind little ghost brought back this old brother of mine?"

After a while, a little ghost walked in tremblingly, and as soon as he saw the king of Hades, he fell to the ground: "Please calm the anger of the king of Hades, the little one, the little one only passes by the hospital occasionally, look at this kid, no, it's your brother who is about to die, so I caught him back!"

When I heard that I had been arrested by mistake, I was speechless. I'm so unlucky. I thought that this kind of thing would only happen in the yang world, but I didn't expect the officialdom in the underworld to be so dark.

The king of Hades said angrily: "I'm going to go, your eyes are long and your buttocks are up, and you actually give Lao Tzu nothing to do! This book of life and death clearly says that my brother will have a catastrophe, but he didn't say that he will die! Come on, throw him into the oil pot and burn him to death, and he will never be reborn!"

A few people who look very weird...... It should have been the ghost who arrived in an instant and took the little ghost away.

I wasn't interested in the life or death of that little ghost, I just wanted to be reincarnated as soon as possible, I said to Hades, "Brother, can you arrange for my brother to be reincarnated first?"

The king of Hades said to me with a bitter face: "Brother, it's not that my brother won't press you according to the arrangement. It's just that you were caught by that blind man just now before your yang life is over, so-alas, I can't help it!"

My heart instantly froze, but I still asked unwillingly, "But I'm not the only one who dies every year because of accidents, right?

Hades replied, "Those people, they are all lonely souls and wild ghosts who wander around in hell every day, when will they wait until their longevity is exhausted and then reincarnate!"

I still don't give up: "Then since I was caught by mistake, can I send my soul back into my body?"

Hades looked at me sympathetically and said, "Brother, my brother asked you, did you sign a post-death organ donation agreement when you were alive before?"

I nodded, puzzled, "Why did you suddenly bring this up?"

Hades shook his head and said with pity: "I really want to send you back, but now your heart, kidneys, and corneas have been replaced by others, and it is estimated that the remaining corpses have also been dissected by medical students......

Am I not destined to spend more than a hundred years in hell?

At this time, Judge B suddenly thought of something, and lay in the ear of the king of Hades and underestimated it for a long time. When Hades heard this, he slapped his thigh and exclaimed, "Yes, grandma, how did I forget this stubble?

"Rebirth?" I silently said, I'm not unfamiliar with the term, and there are a lot of such themes in online novels.

Hades thought I didn't understand, so he explained, "This rebirth is to return your soul to your former body—"

I waved my hand and said, "I understand the meaning of rebirth, so isn't it true that all those who have not yet reached the end of their life can choose to be reborn?"

Hades shook his head and said, "That's not it, this rebirth of our hell also has a quota, and it has to be reported to the heavenly court for approval, originally I wanted to sell this quota for a high price, but since you are my brother, I will give you this quota! Anyway, I am not short of money." ”

It seems that this quota is quite precious! It seems that I really recognize this old brother of Hades! I have heard before that people who are reborn have some special abilities, can I also have them? So I asked with a cheeky face: "Brother, can I have some special abilities after I am reborn?"

"Well," Hades thought for a moment and said, "I don't have the power to call the shots, if you really want to have the ability, I can apply for it for you, but it may take longer!"

As soon as I heard about the door, I immediately asked, "How long?"

Hades thought for a moment and said: "This is not possible, it may be a day, it may be a year, the application for the special function of the person who was reborn in the last session was just approved yesterday, it is estimated that this time it can be faster, it will be a few hundred years!"

I quickly asked, "Did this person have any abilities?"

Hades said: "I have a fart, that person's great-grandson is now dead, and he is still depressed for the rest of his life, and before he dies, he shouts 'When will my grandfather have the ability'!"

As soon as I heard this, I almost fainted on the ground, so I think I'd better forget it. So I waved my hand and said, "Brother, I'll leave it like this, the ability will work, if it doesn't work, forget it!"

Hades smiled and said, "But my brother can give you a mobile phone, and if you have anything to ask your brother in the future, you can call me at any time!"

I asked, "Can I call you when I go back to the sun?"

Hades nodded affirmatively: "Of course, this is what Edison and Bell just developed, oh, I forgot to tell you that Edison is currently the chief scientist of our Hades Technology Co., Ltd." ”

Judge B came over and handed me a beautiful jade pendant, and I wondered, "Can this thing make a call?"

Hades said proudly: "Of course, directly telepathically, you can have a relationship with my brother when you think of me." What you are given is the latest generation of products, using high-efficiency energy in the dark, just like your solar energy, which only needs to be placed in a dark place to automatically replenish energy. ”

I believe the new type of phone that Brother Hades and I boasted about, and I carefully hung it around my neck.

Hades said to me, "Okay, the time is almost up, Judge A, you go and send my brother back." ”

I rolled my eyes, this guy was really called Judge A.;