Chapter 39 Let the Jade Emperor suffocate all his in his crotch

It is said that the high heavenly saint and the great benevolent Jade Emperor and the Great Heavenly Venerable Xuanqiong High God, of course, referred to as the Jade Emperor, although it is immeasurably indestructible, it usually has a piece of that can't be wiped clean. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

In fact, Shi Yue's guess was basically correct, but he guessed the wrong reason, the Jade Emperor regarded Sun Wukong as a thorn in the flesh, but it started when Sun Wukong was born. It's just because Sun Wukong has the same physique as him that there is a possibility of replacing him.

However, in this world, people who are usually born with a supreme yang body every million years will also be accompanied by a vision, and they usually just find an opportunity to destroy it. However, when Sun Wukong was born, it was a real earth-shattering shock, and there was an innate qi bursting out, and even alarmed his Lingxiao Treasure Palace, which could not be let go.

And what even Shi Yue and Sun Wukong didn't know was that it was precisely because Sun Wukong was born with golden light, shot at Doufu, and saved two lives through the scene of thirty-three days.

In this way, the Jade Emperor can no longer attack Sun Wukong in a grand manner, even if it is an accidental death, everyone will know that he did it. So while silently calculating, he also hated clairvoyance and shunfeng, the so-called immortals who came from demons, and their IQ was always lacking! Don't you say you can say it quietly? You have to make everyone know about it.

The Jade Emperor was very depressed, but he had no choice but to stuff all the in his crotch, not to mention the uncomfortable. And although Shi Yue is the body of the sun at a higher level, it is hidden, which is the reason why he and Sun Wukong are conceived in the same stone, but they are very different.

So it can basically be said that Sun Wukong has always been dangling under his nose, and Shi Yue has been ignored, but it is not enough qualifications, who let you not have the body of the sun.

It's just that the Jade Emperor didn't think that he would be calculated, and someone dared to secretly pass it on to the Monkey King Jindan Avenue, and in just over ten years, he became a golden immortal, and then he was left to his advantage.

And the same is true for Vilamba, let it develop, cause and effect will not be touched, but let go of Shi Yue, who dares to touch his tiger beard, and send his henchman Taiyi Zhenren to remove it, it can be said that everything is under control.

However, I didn't think that there was an accident after all, and King Qin Guang, the head of the ten halls of the Hades of the Netherworld, sued the heavens, which was expected and a good thing, but the bad thing was that the black-haired demon monkey actually appeared again! And together with the Monkey King, he wreaked havoc on the palace of the Netherworld Yama, but it was really all stuffed in the crotch of his pants.

On the vast Lingxiao Treasure Hall, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but glance at Taiyi Zhenren lightly, the meaning was obvious, didn't you say that the demon monkey had been refined by you? Why did it appear in the underworld again at this time?

This made Taiyi Zhenren couldn't help frowning, but he didn't panic, because he knew that no matter how big a mistake he made, the Jade Emperor didn't dare to really do anything to him, at most he blamed the last two sentences.

However, since the "Measure Tribulation" plan has been launched, then it must be carried out no matter what, so the Dragon King of the East China Sea, Ao Guang, also sued the Heavenly Court, saying that he was deceived by the natural stone monkey Sun Wukong of Huaguo Mountain, not only robbed the treasure of the four seas and the sea, but also destroyed the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, begging the Jade Emperor to be the master and punish the demon monkey.

Suddenly, the huge Lingxiao Treasure Hall was full of indignation, just like a vegetable market, and they all spoke out to denounce the demon monkey, especially Li Jing, the king of Tota, who was the most happy, but no one took the initiative to ask Ying to lead troops to arrest the demon monkey.

The scene is obviously a little weird, and I remember the demon monkey's supreme yang physique! But they all thought to themselves, you are really stupid, willing to help you fight against that cause and effect, and the demon monkey is so powerful, whoever likes to go will go, anyway, Lao Tzu will shout twice.

The Jade Emperor couldn't help frowning secretly when he saw this scene, why are they usually as stupid as pigs, but at this time, even the heavenly generals who came from the demon have become so shrewd?

It's just that Ma Guangtai also has a reason why he has to kill, and he can't stand Ma Guangtai, who is in love with his woman, dangling in front of him again.

Finally, soon a person came out of the immortal class to stop the loud noise of the heavenly generals, but it was the Tai Bai Xing.

A soft shout made the heavenly generals quiet down, and Tai Bai Xing stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, among the Three Realms, anyone who has nine apertures can cultivate immortals. Now that Sun Wukong is conceived for heaven and earth, but he also walks on the heavens and the earth, serving the dew and dining xia, and now he has attained the Tao as an immortal, and has the ability to subdue the dragon and the tiger, why not read the mercy of biochemistry, send a holy decree to recruit peace, proclaim it to the heavenly realm, grant him a large and small official position, and his name is in the urn, and bind here; if he receives the mandate of heaven, he will be rewarded later; if he violates the mandate of heaven, he will be captured. One is not to move the laborers, and the other is to collect immortals. ”

In an instant, the Jade Emperor's face was wrong, the deity wanted to get rid of it, but you wanted the deity to give him back the position of heavenly official, didn't you really think that the whip of the god deity would not be used?

In an instant, the vast Lingxiao Treasure Hall became audible, and all the immortal officials and heavenly generals did not dare to say much, and they all thought to themselves, Tai Bai Xing, you really have a kind! I didn't think that this Tai Bai Xing was so stupid!

He glanced at Tai Bai Xing with an expressionless face, but the Jade Emperor thought to himself, this is not impossible, "Since Sun Wukong is the king and ancestor in Huaguo Mountain, the deity will have a humble official position with him, and then make people provoke, thinking that he will be unbearable, and go to the lower realm." Besides, now that he has those two brothers, if the deity only gives him one person as a heavenly official, it is possible to create a gap between his brothers, and it will also have the purpose of dividing and disintegrating, and it is a clever plan to reverse the end!"

Suddenly, the Jade Emperor's eyes when he looked at Tai Bai Xing changed, and he ordered Tai Bai Xing to recruit Sun Wukong in the lower realm.

However, it was said that after Shi Yue returned from the Netherworld, he waited quietly, Sun Wukong vented, and his mood was obviously much better, but as soon as the several demon kings near Huaguo Mountain left, it seemed that the entire Three Realms were silent, and there was a sense of wind and rain coming.

Could it be that Heavenly Court is going to directly crusade against Huaguo Mountain? Is it to deal with Sun Wukong, or is it to deal with me? Shi Yue was also a little unsure for a moment.

But no matter what, he was not afraid, not afraid of the vigorous scene, and even a little expectant, and Heavenly Court did not let him wait long.

On this day, when the three of them were drinking together, the demon generals below suddenly tied up an old man with white hair and white eyebrows, and it was pressed by the four elders of Huaguo Mountain, saying that the old man dared to pretend to be a heavenly official to Huaguo Mountain to swagger and deceive, and he was just caught by the four people, so he pressed to ask for credit.

Seeing this scene, Shi Yue couldn't help but sweat in an instant, he didn't expect the four old buddies to be so humorous!

But when Sun Wukong and Liudao on the side saw this scene, their eyes immediately changed when they looked at him, and they didn't think that they were completely approved by him, and smashing the underworld would not only not cause disaster, but maybe there would be some "good things".

Sun Wukong said in his heart: My brother is smarter than me, but my grandson is also convinced.

Liudao was also surprised, and he was a little unbelieving, because after all, he had already sensed that there would be a catastrophe coming in Huaguo Mountain soon, so how could there be any "good things"?

Shi Yue also suddenly became interested, Tai Bai Xing, he was also a famous immortal in his heart, he didn't think that it was only the realm of golden immortals. The white-haired and white-eyed ones have a very fairy temperament, but the melon seeds in the head are also a little bigger, and they are directly protruding outward, as if there is a big bag on the forehead. One thing is for sure, this old man is definitely not a human being.

Shi Yue couldn't help but want to tease, so his eyes widened, and he suddenly shouted: "Who are you? You dare to come to my Huaguo Mountain to swagger and deceive, do you not want to live? ”

When the four old monkeys heard this, they immediately responded loudly, but Sun Wukong couldn't help but be stunned, and his six eyes turned.

Tai Bai Xing's face turned white suddenly, and he said in a panic: "King, the king spares his life, Xiaoxian is indeed from the heavenly court, how dare he deceive the king." ”

Tai Bai Xing was indeed a little frightened by Shi Yue's appearance, the bronze skin that was no different from a human being, the dark and shiny body hair, the demon body full of explosive power, especially the weird shawl hair on the head, in addition to the black hair on the body, how could it be a bit like a monkey? I didn't expect the natural stone monkey in Huaguo Mountain to look like this, and be so vicious.

Seeing this, Shi Yue's eyes suddenly flashed with a hint of cunning, and he continued to shout: "Then how can you prove that you are from the Heavenly Court?

The first sentence is fine, but when I hear the latter sentence, even the six daos on the side can't help but open their mouths, Sun Wukong's eyes are big, and the four old monkeys can't help but grin for a while after figuring it out, crooked eyes and slanted eyebrows, it is completely a nose not a nose, and the eyes are not eyes.

Looking at the platinum star again, he is also speechless with his mouth wide open, yes, how can I prove that I am me?

At this moment, Shi Yue was already glaring again, and shouted, "Children, don't go and set up the pot yet!"

Tai Bai Xing's face suddenly turned white again, and he was almost scared to death, and hurriedly shouted again: "The king spares his life, the king spares his life, the little fairy is really not the monster who swaggered and deceives, it is really the one who came from the heavenly court to spread the will of the Jade Emperor and the Great Heavenly Venerable Xuanqiong High God, and Zhaoan Wang, you go to the heavenly realm to be the immortal official." ”

"Huh?"

Shi Yue glared again, and shouted again: "You monster, how dare you say anything to recruit An, could it be that this king is the bandit?"

Tai Bai Xing couldn't help but stammer: "This, this, Xiaoxian doesn't mean that." ”

Sun Wukong on the side couldn't help but feel funny, suddenly smiled, and said with a red face: "Brother, eat him slowly." ”

Shi Yue Khan, when is Lao Tzu good at this.

When Tai Bai Xing heard this, he suddenly felt like he had met a savior, and hurriedly said to Sun Wukong: "King, King Shiyue, please be sure to explain to Sun Wukong that Xiao Xian is definitely not a monster, but came to recruit by order...... The one who asked King Sun Wukong to go to heaven to be an official. ”

The crowd was petrified on the spot in an instant, and even Shi Yue couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but grin, and suddenly startled Tai Bai Xing again.

Sun Wukong couldn't help but open his mouth, feeling that my brother is a good person, but he didn't point it out, but asked a little embarrassedly: "Are you saying that the Jade Emperor of Heavenly Court wants to invite Sun Wukong, the king of Huaguo Mountain, to go to heaven to be an official?"

Tai Bai Xing immediately replied: "Exactly, Xiao Xian is absolutely not lying, please King Shiyue must believe Xiao Xian." ”

Sun Wukong suddenly rolled his eyes and said, "Could it be that Bi Ma Wen?"

Shi Yue's eyes flashed suddenly, and Tai Bai Xing was obviously stunned, and said: "How can it be such a tasteless petty official? Xiao Xian dares to guarantee with his life, with the divine power of the Monkey King King, at least he should be a god general." ”

Suddenly, Shi Yue couldn't help but feel interesting, it seemed that this was too white and not the Jade Emperor was happy.

Sun Wukong scratched his head and said with a smile: "But how do I think that my old grandson must be that Bi Ma Wen? However, even if it is that Bi Ma Wen, my old Sun also wants to go to the heavenly court to take a look." ”

Tai Bai Xing: "Ugh!"

Shi Yue couldn't help but flash his eyes, and suddenly smiled at Sun Wukong: "I think this old man is quite interesting, if you accidentally become the Jade Emperor in the future, brother, you might as well give him a bigger official." ”

Shi Yue's words almost didn't scare Tai Bai Xing, and he was speechless with his eyes puffed up.