Fang Zhang looked at the benevolent statue in the mourning shed, and his legs trembled violently.

He said to Lin Min, "Let's go back." Just as she was about to turn around and leave, a middle-aged woman with filial piety came over and asked, "Who are you two?"

Fang Zhang didn't want to stay here for a minute, and prevaricated: "Oh, I'm Lao Tian's former patient. ”

When the relatives who came to mourn heard that they were patients, they avoided them, for fear that the goods would be sick and affect the pond fish.

And Fang Zhang naturally didn't want to waste more time, but this blood must still come out a little, he took out 500 yuan from his pocket, "You mourn." ”

The daughter took the money and said, "Thank you for my biological father." Then he took a notebook and said, "Your surname, thank you in the future." ”

This book looks like a book of life and death in Fang Zhang's eyes, trembling and writing his name, Lao Tian's daughter looked at it and said with surprise: "You are Mr. Fang Zhang?"

Fang Zhang was stunned for a moment and said, "You know me?"

She went upstairs to take down a letter and said, "Strange to say, my father has been in a coma for the past few days, and before he died, he suddenly woke up, took out a letter, and said that he must let me pass it on to you." ”

Fang Zhang was puzzled in his heart, this old thing wouldn't write a letter to talk to him about life and death conditions, but he still took the letter and tore it open in public, but there was only an ordinary piece of stationery in this envelope, and nothing was written on it, "What does this mean?"

Lao Tian's daughter said: "I don't know. ”

This made Fang Zhang a little confused, Lao Tian gave himself a letter, and he didn't write the content, what does it mean.

In the car.

"What do you mean, Lao Tian seems to know that I'm looking for him, but why is there nothing in my heart?"

Lin Min held the steering wheel and said, "There is a thing called the Wordless Book of Heaven, he may just not want his descendants to see the things on it." ”

Fang Zhang took out the letter from his pocket and spread it out to see, at this time, it was densely written with words, God!

Of course, most of the nonsense that is dissatisfied with it, the last few sentences are to the point.

The first step, a pot of incense ash, (you can go to my house to get it, I don't recommend it.) ）

The second part, adults urinate (their own can't).

The third step is to find a shroud shop and tailor a set of shrouds for you, (the one next to the hospital is the one opened by my eldest daughter).

In the fourth part, in the dead of night, I put on a shroud and came to the No. 3 morgue of the funeral home, and drank the ashes with urine.

There is also a witty remark in the final payment, I'm waiting for you!

Fang Zhang crumpled the letter into a ball, gritted his back molars and said, "This old thing is black enough." ”

At 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, the outer wall of the crematorium.

The fire is under the black light, and a few people are sneaky,

Xiang Yu Lao Zhou said: "I inquired clearly, just an old man looking for the night, I will lead him away." Before the words fell, I saw a bright light in front of me, this uncle's ears belonged to dogs, and he was very smart, and he said with a flashlight: "Who." ”

Several people hid sideways behind the fence and covered their mouths with their hands to avoid the lights.

After the uncle returned to the house, Zhang Sanfeng said: "It's a lot of trouble to lure him away." ”

"What then?"

Zhang Sanfeng looked at Fang Zhang, "Who wears a shroud in the middle of the night, and is smearing some dust on his face, he will be scared away." Immediately, without looking at it, the cat's waist pinched a handful of wet mud from the ground and threw it directly on Fang Zhang's face, and at the same time, a foul smell came to his nose, and Fang Zhang almost fainted.

Lao Zhang bared his teeth, flicked himself wildly, and scolded: "Who pulled it!"

Fang Zhang vomited on the spot, I said how to smell a stench!

The sound once again alarmed the doorman, but at the same time, Fang Zhang only felt a pain in his buttocks, and after that, his body was light, and the world was spinning, and his body involuntarily turned to the doorman's room, raised his head and opened a pair of uppers, and was discovered.

Fang Zhang raised his head in embarrassment, only to see that the doorman's face was like earth, and his bucket was like a sifting chaff, and then he shouted, "Ghost!"

After that, he rode an electric car, bounced a few steps, and disappeared on the way down the mountain, Fang Zhang looked at the direction in which the old man disappeared, and sighed in his heart, the old man was not strong, just because there was nothing to stimulate their potential.

Morgue 3

Lao Tian lay in the ice coffin with a kind face, and his complexion did not look like a dead man, but as if he was asleep.

Xiang Yu said: "What else is missing?"

Zhang Sanfeng said: "With the incense ash, it's almost a soak of urine." Fang Zhang is about to cry, what's wrong with him, why can't he get along with feces and pee! Zhang Sanfeng said: "I'm going to forget this, I have a very serious diabetes, and I will be cross-infected when the time comes." ”

"Is diabetes contagious with your mouth?" Fang Zhang said.

Xiang Yu said: "I'll come." ”

As he spoke, he picked up a Coke bottle marked 2L and went out, and when he came back, Fang Zhang's face was dark, "It's full." ”

Xiang Yu smiled, "The firepower is strong!"

"I knew it might as well be sweet!"

After stirring well, the cola bottle was placed in front of Fang Zhang, and Xiang Yu said, "Drink it, and you will pass." ”

Fang Zhang hesitated, he wouldn't really die if he drank it.

Zhang Sanfeng smiled evilly and said, "I don't even dare to drink urine, and what do you say you love him!"

Damn it, it's dead! Fang Zhang's eyes closed and opened, whining, and vomiting.

Then he lay down next to Lao Tian by an ice coffin, but nothing happened, and Lao Tian was still lying there quietly.

1 minute, 5 minutes, 10 minutes

Xiang Yu thought for a while and said, "Aren't you usually seeing each other in a dream? ”

This room chapter is more recognized, but who can lie down in such a bad environment and fall asleep?

Xiang Yu suddenly looked out of the door and said, "Lao Tian!"

Fang Zhang was startled, Xiang Yu pointed in the direction and saw nothing, "Where is it?"

When he turned around again, he only felt a fist the size of a bowl attack, and after that, he didn't know anything when it was dark in front of him.

Lao Zhang looked at the unconscious Fang Zhang and complained: "Why are you doing so hard, your eyes are sealed." ”

Xiang Yu said: "I'm still leisurely." ”

I don't know how long it took, Fang Zhang regained consciousness, and his eyes were a little stinging, what happened to me, if I'm not mistaken, I seem to have been beaten.

He rubbed his own

Temple, walking down the ice coffin, the morgue was unusually quiet at this time, the two of them didn't know where to go, and Lao Tian's body was still lying there quietly, without any change, it wouldn't be tricked.

Suddenly, Lao Tian's body moved slightly, huh?

Fang Zhang walked over and lightly frightened Lao Tian's body, "Hey?"

Lao Tian didn't move, he should have been hallucinated.

Suddenly, Lao Tian's eyes opened suddenly, and he shouted at Fang Zhang, and Fang Zhang fell into the air on the spot, "Ghost!"

Lao Tian slowly got up from the bed, and looked at Fang Zhang with a smile, "You also know that you are afraid!"

Fang Zhangnuo got up and asked cautiously, "Are you a human or a ghost?" ”

"Hell, they're all dead. Lao Tian put on his shoes and got out of bed.

"It's finished?"

Lao Tian didn't speak, he acquiesced, and then walked towards the door with his hands behind his back, Fang Zhang chased him out quickly, and said, "Grandpa, seeing you, this step is too complicated." ”

As he spoke, he retched twice.

Lao Tian continued to walk forward, "One report and one report, I am still merciful to you." ”

Hearing this, Fang Zhang understood, and he was taking the opportunity to take revenge, the old man's conscience was greatly broken, and at this time Lao Tian spoke, "If you are thinking nonsense, believe it or not, I will make you a lonely ghost." ”

He can also read minds, and Fang Zhang immediately smiled and said, "Don't dare, don't dare." ”

Lao Tian walked out of the door without hurrying, Fang Zhang looked at his own shroud and said, "Do you have clothes?" ”

Lao Tian said: "That's it, no one will see what you are wearing." ”

The two of them walked out of the gate of the crematorium one after the other, only to see that there was a pool not far away, which was not before, when the two of them walked to the front, Fang Zhang looked inside, and it turned out to be a reflection.

Lao Tian smiled slightly, jumped down, and then stood upside down on the water, which was similar to the situation of the time tunnel, Fang Zhang was not surprised, and then jumped down.

Things after going down are not much different from the real world, Fang Zhang asked, "This is the underworld?"

"It should be"

There are people coming and going on the road, except for the difference in clothing, everything is no different from the real world, and the difference is still very different from that in film and television dramas.

"What's going on?" Fang Zhang asked.

Lao Tian said: "It's just that the space is different. ”

"Isn't it true that all those who have made mistakes are to be punished here?"

"Punished, yes, punished at the time of reincarnation. Good people enjoy happiness for a lifetime, and the next life of inaction is cast in ordinary people's homes, and the bad people are less guilty, and they are pets for cats and dogs, and the sins are very evil, and it is possible to eat and play, in short, they are not good to live, and the living are afraid of going to hell after death, and the dead here are afraid of reincarnation. "Lao Tian Dao.

Fang Zhang pondered for a moment and said, "Then what is my fate? You show me the quilt and see what I can vote for." ”

Lao Tian glanced at Fang Zhang, "It's hard to say, but now it's all fast, from life to death, it will be fed in a year or two, and you will go home if you are enough for two catties." ”

"Isn't that an animal?

Mouth!"

Not long after, the two came to the gate of the underworld, and when the doorman saw it, he urinated directly, "Lord Hades Xianyou is back." ”

Black and white impermanence was the first to greet him, "Yo, you're back." ”

Lao Tian picked up Fan'er, put his hands behind his back, and nodded.

Bai Wuchang looked at Fang Zhang who was following behind him and asked, "This brother is." ”

"Fang Zhang. Fang Zhang said.

"Brother Fang, I've heard of a big name for a long time, I have heard of a big name for a long time. After that, Hei Wuchang made a gesture of please, "You please." ”

It seems that this whisker slap horse exists everywhere.

In the office, the judge who led the class reported to Lao Tian the increase and decrease in the population of the prefecture over the years, and Lao Tian asked, "You can help me check Chang'e." ”

Fang Zhang interjected: "Don't have Nie Ying, Qin Yan, Zhao Xiaoyu." ”

The judge knew that Fang Zhang was a friend of the king of Hades, so he didn't dare to slack off, and pulled out the computer from under the table, Fang Zhang was shocked, "This place uses computers." ”

"Nonsense, billions of notebooks?" Lao Tian said.

The judge searched for a moment and said, "Only Chang'e, and the rest of the people are not." ”

Fang Zhang said: "It's impossible, the three people below are from other spaces, will they not be able to find out." ”

"No, as long as it has been a fetus, no matter how many lifetimes it takes, we can find out that the people you are talking about do not exist at all, and there is only a record of Chang'e's reincarnation here, and there is no record of her death. ”

"What's going on? You mean she's not dead?" Fang Zhang asked.

"Yes. ”

Lao Tian was also puzzled, turned the laptop around, and saw that it was not, Chang'e's remarks showed that he was not dead.

Fang Zhang asked, "Could it be that there is a mistake in the program?" ”

"No, as long as she is dead, we have a record here, and it is impossible for her to be an immortal without any rumors. The judge said. After that, the judge looked at Fang Zhang and questioned, "But, you and God?"

Lao Tian said: "He is also a god!" Fang Zhang glanced at Lao Tian appreciatively, secretly saying that he would do things, what happened to people and gods, secular prejudice.

Fang Zhang returned to the topic just now and said, "However, she is really dead. ”

The judge said: "No, there must be something wrong with the link." ”

Said to Fang Zhang: "Let's go, I'll take you to find Jizo." ”

(End of chapter)