Chapter 10: Chihuahuas go berserk
Suddenly, there was a commotion around, and a group of people rushed to the northeast corner, followed by a heart-rending roar, this atmosphere infected Fang Zhang, and then he also rushed over, blended into the atmosphere, and roared on tiptoe, "Star, star, star! I love you!
When the star passed, the crowd dispersed, and Fang Zhang asked an emotional aunt next to him, "Who is this aunt?"
The aunt first looked at the strangely dressed room badge, and then said, "I don't know ......."
"I don't know you're so excited?"
"Hey, join in the fun, be wild. ”
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A middle-aged man in a sweatshirt hurriedly walked past Fang Zhang, Fang Zhang looked at it, smiled, and the target appeared, this person was the reincarnated Liu Bang!
Fang Zhang was not watching the excitement, and followed to the Han Palace film and television area in the middle of the film and television city.
There were a lot of people on the set, and when they saw Fang Zhang, who was wearing a jacket at more than 30 degrees, they all showed surprise in their eyes, and they didn't feel like they were retreating. Being concerned about himself as a protected animal, Fang Zhang also felt unnatural, and while squeezing inside, he explained with a smile: "I'm sick, I'm sick." ”
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The crowd almost said in unison, "I know!"
This Fang Zhang knew that this was a misunderstanding by everyone, he originally expressed that he was sick, so he wore more, who knew that the cultural level had become a hard injury and directly caused lameness, so he immediately explained: "No, I'm not sick, I'm not sick." ”
"I don't believe it!"
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After a few laps inside to find the target, at the same time, a man with a height of nearly 2 meters and a tiger's back ran towards Liu Bang in the corner, and said to Liu Bang with some reproach: "Why did you come, hurry, hurry." ”
"The bus broke down. Liu Bang wiped the sweat from his head.
"Hey, you can't take a taxi! Let me tell you, this is a big director, although there are not many scenes, but this is an opportunity, just say hello in the future, you may have a foothold in the film and television industry, but you are so good, but you are late today!"
Liu Bang's face was embarrassed: "Old Zhou, you have to help me say two good words." ”
"Look. With that, he dragged Liu Bang inside.
The tall man pulled Liu Bang and ran to the fat-headed and big-eared director sitting on the recliner, and said respectfully: "I'm sorry, I'm delayed on the way." ”
The director looked extremely impatient, looked at Liu Bang, and waved his hand, "Hurry up, hurry up, the whole crew is waiting for you." ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" Gao nodded hurriedly in agreement, and then explained to Liu Bang, "Go, go." ”
Liu Bang nodded hurriedly.
The director tinkered, "Who are you looking for! If I hadn't looked at you as my countryman's face, I would have ..... a long time ago."
Da Gao hurriedly made amends and took Liu Bang to change his clothes.
After the two left, the director picked up the fan in his hand and patted it, "Ready to shoot!"
"Yes. Everyone agreed.
Theater.
The torches in the house are bright, the aroma of wine is pleasant, the chime is pleasant, and the table is full of wine and meat.
There is a person on the stage, facing due east, sitting in a precarious position, more than eight feet tall, with a tiger's back and a wolf's waist, his eyes are like torches, and his whole body exudes a domineering temperament.
This person is the fierce thief, Xiang Yu.
There was a person beside him, who was preoccupied and worried, and looked at Zhang Liang and Liu Bang from time to time, this person should be Uncle Xiang.
Facing south, an old man sits down, with white beard over his neck, his eyes slightly closed, an old dragon clock, and his head slowly swaying with ancient music. This person should be more than enough to succeed, and the nickname Fan Zeng is also.
He is a person in the north, with a high forehead, sharp-beaked monkey gills, thief eyebrows and rat eyes, and his whole body is full of hooligan energy, no need to ponder, Liu Bang.
Wei Xi is alone, with phoenix eyes and eyebrows, his face is full of vigilance, and he always observes the situation on the field, Zhang Liang.
A person in the center, holding a sword, dances with music, but his intention is not to dance, but to Pei Gong and Xiang Zhuang.
And Liu Bang, who was wearing a hair felt at this time, was standing behind the overlord of Western Chu, being a middle-aged waiter.
Fang Zhang saw and heard it, and sighed a little, it is really the reincarnation of heaven, thousands of years later, Liu Bang actually appeared in the Hongmen banquet of that year with such an identity, I don't know if it is a pity or a ridiculous.
Actor Liu Bang raised his glass, "The ministers and generals fought hard to attack Qin, and the generals fought in Hebei and the ministers fought in Henan, but they didn't want to be able to enter the pass first to break Qin, and they had to see the generals here." ”
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At this time, Liu Bang poured a cup of tea for him, and then retreated behind Xiang Yu, the play was gone, and all that was left was the pillar.
During the whole process, the director shook his head and seemed to be very satisfied.
Maybe it's the recessive gene of human beings to see the excitement, or maybe it's too good, Fang Zhang ignored the Chihuahua in his arms, maybe he couldn't breathe in his chest, Fang Zhang intuitively loosened his chest, and the Chihuahua swooped to the ground and ran straight to the center of the field.
Broken!
A Chihuahua appeared on the set, and the people who watched the excitement laughed, "Yo, there are Chihuahuas at the Hongmen Banquet!"
The director, who wanted to finish the work, instantly turned black when he heard this, "Click, whose dog is this!"
"Catch it for me!"
For a while, the whole crew turned on the pot, chased and drilled the table, and almost the entire crew launched an arrest, how could the Chihuahua be small and exquisite, and none of the adults were close.
Fang Zhang covered his head, and now he goes out and says that the dog is his own? It is estimated that the director's fire is on the head of the venting son, and it is good to scold a few words, it would be bad if he tore himself up as a devil.
After thinking about it for a while, I decided to wait and see what happened.
A Chihuahua slipped around as the crowd laughed.
Soon, the security guard came to take a look at Fang Zhang, and then at the Chihuahua on the ground, "Didn't you say I wouldn't let you bring it in!"
As soon as these words came out, the director's almost murderous gaze looked at Fang Zhang.
Fang Zhang smiled slightly, as if nothing had happened, spread his hands and said: "I sent the dog back, this dog is not mine! It's you, how can you let the dog in?"
Your uncle, this is obviously yours! You still fight back! The security guard didn't expect Fang Zhang to die and refuse to admit it.
Acknowledging the wasted film is enough for me to live a spiritual life next month.
Seeing Fang Zhang playing a scoundrel, the security guard sneered, "Okay, it's not yours, right?" ”
"No!" Fang Zhang replied resolutely.
"Okay, at your own risk. ”
After that, he explained: "Brothers, catch me, live or die!"
Let's say, the security guards took out the electric batons and rubber rollers, and began to greet them.
After all, the Chihuahua was physically limited, and it was soon surrounded, and a group of security guards held rubber rollers, their eyes showed a fierce light, and the director said: "Hurry up, don't waste time." ”
The security guard smiled at Fang Zhang, then picked up the rubber roller and rushed towards the Chihuahua, "Don't blame me, if you want to blame, blame your master for being too ruthless." ”
It's over, Fang Zhang's face is black at this time, if this is for Erlang God's roaring dog to die, then it is not a problem that a roll of film can solve, it is estimated that he will replace it, so he climbed over the railing and stepped forward to protect the dog, suddenly, only to see a golden light.
Ahh
...... The security guard, in full view, was thrown to the moon by the Chihuahua, and the Chihuahua went berserk.