After paying the money, Fang Zhangxi mentioned the first car in his life.

Although it was unsatisfactory, it was better than nothing, and the two immediately decided to call Xiang Yu Lao Zhou for a ride.

is such a big car, in addition to Liu Bang's average figure, Fang Zhang and Xiang Yu, the two big men, have also been put in, I have to admire Fahai's craftsmanship.

Needless to say, the power of the car, stepping on the accelerator is the same as stepping on the cotton field, to use a joke to describe it, it is not much stronger than eating two catties of soybeans.

The sky gradually darkened, and several people's stomachs growled, Xiang Yu proposed to eat barbecue and skewer Fang Zhang to invite guests, the current Fang Zhang is not what it used to be, and it can be regarded as a small achievement in trading, of course, it is not counted as these.

Fang Zhang said yes and drove in the direction of home.

Not long after opening, the phone rang, Fang Zhang looked at the phone number, just like a mouse seeing a cat, signaled the two to shut up, and then said: "Hey, E'e, uh-huh, the car is lifted, it's good, I like it, uh-huh, I know, I'll go home immediately, goodbye baby." ”

Hung up the phone, Fang Zhang breathed a sigh of relief, today is the day he got his certificate, Liu Yue'e waited for him to go home for dinner, and almost forgot about it. Fang Zhang said: "Let's change the day, if I don't go back today, we will have a long future." ”

The two glanced at each other, indicating that they understood, and Xiang Yu said: "Old Fang, you are walking towards the road of no return with strict wife control." ”

Fang Zhang sighed: "Who is strict with his wife!"

"We'll see. ”

The displacement of the car is small and the proficiency of the car is not high, the car is a little slower, which causes the dissatisfaction of the rear car, keep honking, the room chapter rolls down the window, and the car side by side said: "You fly over!"

If driving can provoke the potentially violent character of human beings, the person was poked, and road rage was committed at the time, but not like the others, the two followed behind the seal, constantly alternating the high beams.

Fang Zhang's eyes were dazzled and he almost hit the guardrail.

Xiang Yu quit, "Stop, Lao Tzu will go with him." ”

Fang Zhang said unhurriedly: "Don't panic, I didn't expect this secret weapon to come in handy so soon!" As he spoke, he pressed the button, and at the same time, he only heard a sudden brake behind him.

Xiang Yu looked back, "I'll wipe it, the xenon gas you have in the tail light?!"

Fang Zhang smiled, then turned on the stereo, and an opening song from the animal world began to play, "It's time to show your skills." ”

I saw Fang Zhang skillfully manipulating the car, making full use of the advantage of traffic jams, stuck in front of the car, the driver's face in the rear car was black, this light is too strong, it is now the evening rush hour, I can't stop if I want to, I can't overtake it, I can only top the strong light.

In the end, he couldn't put on the sunshade glasses, which not only didn't work, but also almost caused an accident by rear-end Fang Zhang, who was happy in his heart and stretched his hand out of the window to raise his middle finger at the car behind him.

When crossing the intersection, a traffic policeman waved at the room seal, "Hello, pull over." ”

Fang Zhang wondered, what's wrong with him, didn't violate the rules?

But he still pulled over and said a little puzzled: "Hello, I didn't violate the traffic rules." ”

The traffic police took a look

Fang Zhang, then went around to the back of the car, ho this bright, covered his eyes and said, "Turn off the lights!"

The traffic police turned off the fire and said: "Driver's book, x driving license." ”

After the inspection, the traffic police said: "You, suspected of illegal modification, fined 500 yuan, ordered to be demolished immediately." ”

Fang Zhang was stunned when he heard this, "This car was just mentioned today, why is it suspected of illegal modification." ”

"Do you know how dangerous it is to change the marker light to high beam? Not only will it cause danger to passing vehicles and others, but the modified circuit may also cause spontaneous combustion of the vehicle, and the consequences are unimaginable. ”

After the on-site education of the traffic police, Fang Zhang was also afraid that if he suddenly lost electricity one day, he would become a roast duck.

got into the car, Fang Zhang scolded and said, "It's really back." ”

Liu Bang, who had been silent, spoke, "Evening rush hour?

......

When he went home, as soon as Fang Zhang opened the door, a puff of smoke erupted, Fang Zhang's heart sank, and he caught fire! ”

Hearing that someone was coming, Liu Yue'e coughed and came out of the kitchen and said, "It's okay, the meal will be ready in a while." ”

Fang Zhang took Liu Yue's hand, "What else are you cooking, if there is a fire, run away!"

Liu Yue'e shook off Fang Zhang's hand, "It's not a fire, I'm cooking." ”

Fang Zhang's face turned black all of a sudden, and as soon as he walked into the kitchen, he hurriedly turned on the range hood, and then opened all the windows, then looked at the coke on the plate, and said, "Daughter-in-law, if you want to eat barbecue, let's go out." ”

Liu Yue'e said: "I don't want to eat, I want to lose weight at night." ”

Fang Zhang pointed to the plate and said, "Then what is this?"

"I'll cook for you. Fang Zhang's head buzzed, picked up the chopsticks and picked up a piece, it was really, soft!

Liu Yue'e picked up the plate and walked to the restaurant, saying, "Let's go, the monkey is anxious, I know you're hungry." ”

Hungry? Not to mention eating this plate of things, I was full when I looked at it, Fang Zhang was embarrassed: "Daughter-in-law, let's go out to eat." ”

"Why are you going out to eat, it's not good, you don't think I'm doing it well?" Liu Yue'e said.

Fang Zhang frowned and said, "It's delicious." ”

At the dining table, Fang Zhang looked at Liu Yue'e with pleading eyes, hoping to get her final pardon, obviously, this was just wishful thinking, Liu Yue'e held her chin with both hands, and said with anticipation: "Eat." ”

Fang Zhang gritted his teeth, the special wind and waves have come, Xiaohegou Lao Tzu can still capsize, although this thing looks ugly, but Liu Yue'e in the Republic of China period was a good cook, the same can be obtained, this taste is not bad.

He took a piece of meat and put it in his mouth, chewed it twice, and wondered in his heart, what kind of taste is this? Wet, sticky, and still chewing, could it be that this is the legendary one-point cooking?

Thinking of this, a strong spit came up, but he couldn't spit up, which would discourage Liu Yue's enthusiasm, and now he will eat fried leeches in his mouth.

Under a piece of meat

Belly, Liu Yue'e said expectantly: "How is it?"

Fang Zhang gave a thumbs up, "It's delicious!"

Liu Yue'e said: "If you still eat, you can eat more!" After that, she sandwiched another big piece for Fang Zhang.

Fang Zhang's will was depressed to the extreme, and he was worried that after eating these dark dishes, it was not just a matter of diarrhea, but whether he would be poisoned.

But I don't even dare to eat the food she cooks, and I still talk about loving her, leave you!

"Don't just eat me, you can taste it too, daughter-in-law. Fang Zhang said with concern.

Liu Yue'e held her chin, "I'm not hungry, I'm happy to see you eat." ”

It's over, and there's nothing left for it.

Soon, the plate bottomed out, and Fang Zhang's brain was blank during this period, and he had no idea how he had accomplished this feat.

At this time, Liu Yue'e picked up the chopsticks and sandwiched a piece of meat residue, "I'll taste it when my husband eats so fragrant." ”

But as soon as the chopsticks were put in her mouth, her face changed, and she immediately ran to the toilet and came back and said, "What is this!"

Fang Zhang just smiled helplessly, "It's good, it's just that the heat is almost there." ”

Liu Yue'e looked at Fang Zhang and suddenly cried, this change made Fang Zhang a little at a loss, and immediately ran over to hug her, "What's wrong, okay." ”

Liu Yue'e choked up and said, "Thank you." ”

Fang Zhang hugged Liu Yue'e tighter, "Thank you, these are all as they should be." ”

"Yes. Saying that, Fang Zhang picked up Liu Yue'e with a baby and said, "Let's strike while the iron is hot!"

Liu Yue'e blushed and nodded shyly, and then a cloud and rain was staged in the house.

......

on the bed

Liu Yue'e said: "Let's go out to eat in a while, and make up for my little hero." ”

Fang Zhang wanted to go, but he was more worried about his body, he had a hunch that he would definitely have to stay in the bathroom temporarily in the second half of the night, "Forget it, I'm full." ”

Liu Yue'e was a little embarrassed and said, "I'm sorry." ”

Fang Zhang said: "It's okay, whatever you do is delicious." But he still asked, "However, why is the food you cook so delicious in the Republic of China?"

Liu Yue'e blushed, "I bought a ready-made one." ”

Fang Zhang nodded, "Understood." ”

At this point, Fang Zhang asked, "Is that world all real?"

Liu Yue'e shook her head, "I don't know, every time I show up, I will have a memory, everything was blank before." ”

Fang Zhang said: "That's good, or I have a daughter-in-law of yours, and I have to serve several fathers-in-law." ”

Hearing this, Liu Yue'e gently stroked the scars on Fang Zhang's body with her hand and said, "I remember all these wounds, I'm sorry." ”

"Hey, I've said that we're all always sorry, but it's still me who should say I'm sorry, and I've pitted you for the task. ”

When Liu Yue'e heard this, she snorted and laughed, "You said that you lost a lot, you made me miserable that time." ”

Hearing this, Fang Zhang turned over, "Hey, no, isn't that your sister?"

Liu Yue'e knew that she was speechless, and her face turned red, "Ah, yes, I was told by my parents and my parents." ”

house

Zhang Dao: "No, I haven't heard that you have a sister!" After that, he smiled evilly and asked, "Say, is it yourself!"

Liu Yue's face turned even redder, and she said coquettishly: "It's all said, no." ”

Fang Zhang made a lot of effort and said, "Is it not!"

Under Fang Zhang's offensive, Liu Yue'e finally surrendered, and said in a voice that was almost inaudible: "Yes." ”

Fang Zhang pretended not to hear clearly, and said, "I didn't hear clearly." ”

Liu Yue'e was helpless and said loudly: "It's me!"

Fang Zhang smiled, "Then let's play in our true colors!"

Liu Yue'e hugged Fang Zhang's neck, "Whoever is afraid of the actor!"

......

After being exhausted, the two of them looked at the ceiling, and Fang Zhang said: "Wife, our store has turned a profit these days, and business is not bad." ”

Liu Yue'e said: "That's the best, my Fang Lang is still very talented." ”

Fang Zhang said: "I mean, I want to buy a suite in Yiyi. ”

Liu Yue'e said: "Isn't it good for me?

"No, I always feel that as a man, I should do something for women, so I always feel a little empty gloves and white wolves when I get married. Fang Zhang said.

Liu Yue'e said: "You have done enough for me. After that, he said: "It's okay, after all, buying a house is also an investment." ”

"Then we'll go see it tomorrow?"

"Okay. ”