Chapter 11: Troublemaking

Isn't this all gradual, first the little monster comes, and finally the **oss, this is a good Jade Emperor came first, Fang Zhang hurriedly stepped forward and retracted his hand into his sleeve, then patted each other twice, knelt on one knee, and said: "The slave has asked you to say goodbye." ”

The Jade Emperor was taken aback by this move, looked at Wang Laoqiu, and said, "This is?"

Wang Lao Turtle pulled the Jade Emperor aside and whispered, "He has a bit of a problem with his brain. ”

"Oh. ”

After that, he turned to Fang Zhang and said, "Flatten." ”

"Scum!" After Fang Zhang got up, he leaned over to Wang Laojiao and whispered: "How can you do it, you will get the boss when you come up, there is no process." ”

"These immortals were all thrown down from the sky, homeless, I must find the final one first. Wang Laogui whispered.

"That's right. ”

Wang Laojiao said: "You have to grasp this opportunity, you have the potential of a god, and if you arrange it, it is definitely not a dream to become a god." ”

Fang Zhang, who became a god or something, didn't dare to be delusional, so he wanted to send these immortals away quickly and restore his peaceful life, and said, "I understand." ”

Then Fang Zhang asked again: "Does Liu Yue'e know the Jade Emperor?"

"How could you not know!"

"Then I'll have to find a way, she won't let me touch the system, if she sees me die. ”

"It doesn't matter, in order to avoid the pursuit of the leader, they all disguised and hid their mana, and now they are ordinary people. ”

Hearing this, Fang Zhang's heart relaxed slightly.

After two explanations, Wang Laojiao said goodbye and left, saying that he would transport immortals here from time to time.

Wang Lao Turtle left, the problem was left for Fang Zhang, and he couldn't let the Jade Emperor live in Tongpu, so Fang Zhang rented a wedding room at a high price.

Fang Zhang looked at the surrounding environment with satisfaction, and said respectfully: "Are you okay here?"

The Jade Emperor sat on the sofa nonchalantly, "Whatever, I'm not too particular." ”

Fang Zhang said in his heart, you would really say that you weren't so unparticular when you first picked a house, but you still said respectfully: "This is all small." After that, he said: "You just have to rest from here, and I will ask you for a companion later, and if you lack anything, you can directly ward her." ”

The Jade Emperor said: "Hey, don't be so troublesome, I'll help you in the store every day, just get started, and by the way, investigate the situation in the world." ”

I don't know if it's to investigate the human room, but I don't know how many bear-hearted leopard galls I have to make up for it, "It's okay, you just do your research carefully, just leave the rough work to the small ones." ”

Following.

The manager pushed the door in, and brought a few staff members, who appeared to be electricians.

This manager and that Hong Shaofangzhang hated them in their hearts, and he would definitely avenge him for bullying Liu Yue.

After entering the house, the manager couldn't help but say to a few workers in the ward, "Let's wiring it." ”

Fang Zhang stopped in front of the manager first, "The hospital is on holiday today, so I specially released you!"

The manager was stunned for a moment, looked at the Fang Zhang, which was not what it used to be, and said: "Tomorrow the mall will celebrate, and at that time, celebrities will be invited to set up a stage tour outside, and the inside of your store is far from the outside."

Recently, so please overcome it, anyway, you don't need lights during the day. ”

"Fart, Lao Tzu's handicrafts all rely on the light, you cut off the electricity for me, which dad I want to sell." ”

"That's your own business. After that, he put on a righteous appearance and said: "I said, this is for the future cause of the mall, you are a little conscious." ”

"Lao Tzu's consciousness is so narrow, in short, I don't agree with this electricity!"

The manager said: "It's good not to borrow, the contract is written clearly in black and white, if you don't cooperate with the work of the mall, the mall has the right to terminate the contract in advance." ”

Fang Zhang heard about it, turned out the contract, and saw that it was really true, damn waiting for himself from here!

At this time, the manager put on a coaxing look, glanced at Fang Zhang provocatively, and then walked out of the door slowly, and explained to the workers when he went out, "If he stops, you can stop." ”

Fang Zhang blushed, "Why are you waiting for me, let's settle the old accounts together!"

At this time, the Jade Emperor, who was tidying up the shelves, whispered from the side: "Under the fence, I have to bow my head, bear with it." ”

After that, he asked the Jade Emperor, "Do you have any way to sanction this girl?"

"We are all mud bodhisattvas crossing the river, and it is difficult to protect ourselves, where can we control you. ”

The Jade Emperor is very utilitarian, even if you don't pay tribute, it will definitely be in vain, so you can't see it out of sight and out of mind, and it's out of business.

Before leaving, he also explained to the workers: "Brothers, just lock the door when you leave." ”

The next day, Fang Zhang opened the door, just half a step into the house, he tripped under his feet, and he fell directly into a, only to see that the ground was in addition to the plug and line, extremely messy, "Who did it!"

Fang Zhang went directly to the manager's room, entered the room and said, "What kind of work is this your doing? Are you going to electrocute me?"

The manager sat behind the boss's desk and said unhurriedly: "Didn't I tell you? ”

"I'm not doing it, your wires are like spider webs on the ground, what a hidden danger, who is responsible for what happened!"

The manager continued to say unhurriedly: "Whose store is in charge." After that, he said: "You can not be responsible, there are those who want to be responsible!"

The manager stuffed himself with words again, Fang Zhang squinted and looked at the manager, and the manager seemed to enjoy the hateful feeling.

A few minutes later, Fang Zhang let out a sigh of relief and said, "Success, but we won't close!"

"Self-deed. ”

It was close to 10 a.m., there was a commotion outside, it was the stars coming, and at the same time, all the speakers were turned on, and the floor inside the room shook with the vibration of the subwoofer.

The Jade Emperor sat on the stool, clutching his chest with an ugly face, "Oh, no, my heart." ”

After a while, the star began to sing, and bursts of chanting followed.

While talking, Xiang Yu and Liu Bang entered the house, and Xiang Yu said: "Okay, the big star is here, this person is crazy, not long ago, the ambulance carried one away." ”

"Quante is sick. Liu Bang sighed

"Hey, who knows, people are called attitudes. ”

The two watched one at the same time

The Jade Emperor sitting on the stool, "Who is this?"

Fang Zhang didn't want to reveal too much, and said, "Ah, my uncle." ”

Xiang Yu agreed, said hello, and then said to Fang Zhang: "Let's go, stay here, go with two billiards." ”

Fang Zhang said: "Come on, the last time I went to tear the tablecloth, people haven't looked for us yet, it's better to enjoy it from here for a while, after all, the singing is good." ”

"Hey, what's good, the performance is not really sung, this timbre is tuned as soon as you hear it. Liu Bang said

Hearing this, Fang Zhang's eyes rolled, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, and he said to Xiang Yu: "Lao Zhou will pick up the goods with me."

Half an hour later, the star was still singing.

The workers took turns to carry the goods into the house, this time the goods were larger and fragile, all of them were in large boxes, and the workers went into the house with their chins and their heads up.

Fang Zhang sat on the Taishi's chair, overseeing the work.

After a few trips, the workers were a little physically exhausted, and their movements slowed down, "Brothers, let's rest and rest, there are quite a few more in the future." ”

One worker put something down, "Well, a few more." ”

The worker behind him slowly entered the house, and Fang Zhang said: "Brother, slow down, slow down, don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry." ”

When the worker heard this, he really put his feet full, but who knew the next sentence, which made him almost turn over first.

"Did we make an appointment at 11 o'clock? ”

Lao Zhou said: "Well, 11 o'clock." ”

Fang Zhang made an embarrassed look, "Yo he, it's not easy to do, if it doesn't work, ......"

When the workers saw it, it was 10:60 a.m.! This is not over today, and we have to come tomorrow, so slow down? I can't walk now, I have to run!

One person accelerated under his feet and tripped over the line without paying attention, and at the same time, the sound outside stopped abruptly, followed by the voice of dissatisfaction from the audience.

Fang Zhang hurriedly ran over, squatted beside the worker, but his eyes did not leave his goods for a moment, and asked with concern: "It's okay, it's okay." ”

The workers are all full of black lines, who are you asking?

Someone did it!!!

Fang Zhang also leaked a look of deep hatred, and said to the workers: "I'll just say slow down, you look at you, you look at you." ”

The worker was full of black lines, "What's the situation, why don't you know it?"

"Hey, why do you care about the details. After that, he said to the manager: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll recover immediately, I'll recover immediately." ”

The manager was extremely dissatisfied: "You give me to be careful. ”

After the power was turned on, the resounding singing voice of the stars sounded outside again.

Soon after, the worker entered the house again, still like that, with his head on his head, and Fang Zhang was helpless You can't take less, but he seems to be very familiar with the route, and cleverly avoids every line.

This can't be done, won't he just play if he doesn't trip himself!

Fang Zhang said: "Slow down, slow down, there are more ground lines, so I will help you watch the dots." ”

Hearing this, a trace of warmth appeared in the hearts of the workers, "Go straight, go straight, go straight, go straight ......"

"Oops, hey, hey!" the worker is another dog to.

Why don't you lead me to the line!

At the same time, there was a sound of hurried footsteps outside, and the manager's face was red, "Looking for something!"

Fang Zhang put on a hundred and twenty apologies, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." After that, he said to the workers: "Why are you so careless, you know that your fall is hundreds of thousands of dollars in the shopping mall!"

The workers wanted to cry without tears, they didn't argue, and they said that they wouldn't move today. In one round, maybe you will lead yourself to the electric door, a job of hundreds of dollars, why do you have to take a life.

After connecting the electricity, this time the manager was not leaving, staring intently at Fang Zhang like a thief.

Sure enough, Fang Zhang became obedient this time, packed his satchel, and prepared to get off work, and the manager was also relieved, the plague god was finally gone.

Fang Zhang picked up his bag and walked out the door, "Goodbye." ”

The manager said, "No!"

The atmosphere outside became more and more intense, the actors entered the best place, squeaked, and the electricity went out again......

The sound engineer who couldn't bear it finally broke out, rushed off the stage with a brisk step, and went straight to the mall, and at this time the manager was also confused, this kid is gone.

Suddenly, the manager slapped his head hard, electric switch!

Sure enough, Fang Zhang's figure was found by the electric switch, and the manager pointed at Fang Zhang and was speechless.

Fang Zhang smiled: "This time it's me." ”

The sound engineer said angrily: "You are so begging!"

Fang Zhang turned around and put his hand on the air, "I just passed by, I feel a little hot, I'm afraid of overload, okay, you guys say, I'll close it." ”

"Hurry up!" Suddenly the sound engineer seemed to think of something, and yelled, "Don't!"

Da, there was an electric sound, and music came from outside again, but at this time, the star was sitting next to him to enjoy the shade, but the star's singing voice came from inside the stereo.

The sound engineer said weakly: "It's over, it's all over"

It turned out that the sound engineer was so angry that he forgot to put the sound back in its place.

Everyone was stunned, but the fact that a star had a microphone in his hand could be over, but what he was holding in his hand was an ice cream.

"Lip-synch, lip-synch!" someone in the room shouted.

"What a lip-synch, it's a mistake. The iron fan quibbled.

The two sides began to fight, which later developed into hands-on, and finally staged a full martial arts, and hundreds of people broke out in the mall square.

This group of beatings is not over, some people with ulterior motives actually pointed the finger at the shopping mall, causing the group beating to evolve into smashing and looting, hundreds of people rushed in, the shopping mall was full of corpses, and many shopping malls suffered.

The manager's face was full of confusion, and he gritted his back molars and said, "Fang Zhang, I'll kill you!"

When he arrived at Fang Zhang's storefront, the roller shutter door had been pulled down, and there were a few big words pasted on the door, and he would have to pay it back sooner or later!

The manager said in a trembling voice, "Fang Zhang, I'll grass your uncle!"