Chapter 64: See "Parents"
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Jiang Xia sat in the car with a loveless expression.
While driving, Zhang Pengpeng explained to him some things that his boyfriend should know.
"Damn, are you listening?"
Seeing Jiang Xia's loveless expression, Zhang Pengpeng was directly surprised.
"Listening!" Jiang Xia said against the window.
"And what did I just say?"
"You said you were beautiful today, I was handsome today, and your parents were very fast. Jiangxia said.
He didn't listen to it at all, how can a real couple be able to pretend to be a surprise attack for such a period of time? It's not too scientific at all, and in the eyes of the elderly, whether it's a couple or not can be seen at a glance.
"You're making trouble with me, aren't you? If you can't pass this level today, believe it or not, I'll castrate you?"
Jiang Xia said: "Do you believe it or not, within ten minutes, your parents will be able to see that we are not a couple?"
"I don't believe it! I can't believe your acting skills? As for me, don't worry, I guarantee that nothing will go wrong, you just need to play the role of your boyfriend!" Zhang Peng said.
Jiang Xia said: "Really, you just need to play a good boyfriend?"
"That's right, you can act well, you know what your boyfriend usually does, right?
"Nacheng, now in a traffic jam, come, let me kiss one. ”
"Kiss your uncle! Want to take advantage of my mother?"
"Look, you said that I should play a boyfriend, it's normal to kiss a boyfriend!"
"You are a pervert, the old lady can't take advantage of you for this, there are three chapters of the law, first, you can't touch me, second, you can't say it, and third, you have eyes with diǎn. ”
"Huh!"
"What do you mean? Jiangxia, the old lady won't joke with you today, if you play a bad role, you see how I can fix you! The old lady is crazy, and I'm afraid of myself!"
"Okay, I'll fight for it!"
Jiang Xia finally agreed, but he didn't think he could hide it. He still remembers that after graduating from high school in his last life, he fell in love, and one day he went shopping with his parents, and he didn't want to bump into his girlfriend on the street, so he greeted him as an ordinary classmate, but when he got home, he was broken by his parents.
Since then, Jiang Xia has known that he must not underestimate his parents, there are some things, it's not that they don't know, they just don't tell it. They have only lived for a few years, and how many years have they lived?
Knowing the son is more than the father, and knowing the daughter is more than the mother.
Zhang Pengpeng thought strangely, if she really believed that she was in love, her parents would not come all the way from the magic capital to see. To put it bluntly, I still don't believe her.
But Zhang Pengpeng didn't have this consciousness at all, and he didn't believe what Jiang Xia said. Twisting Jiang Xia, I listened to her say some of her little habits. For example, sleeping on the quilt, liking to eat watermelon, loving food stalls, no spicy or unhappy, liking to drink, and occasionally smoking......
I talked to Jiang Xia all the way here, until I arrived at the airport, and when I got off the bus, I was still emphasizing to Jiang Xia that she liked to eat Sichuan cuisine and not cauliflower.
Jiang Xia said that I remembered, this time it was not perfunctory, I really remembered a lot, as for the time when I will forget, then say another thing.
"Hurry up, my parents have arrived, do you remember my parents' names?" Zhang Pengpeng asked again.
Jiang Xia shook his head and said, "I dare to call a name?"
"That's right, there's no time, come with me!
The two of them were at the exit and received Zhang Pengpeng's parents. A pair of middle-aged people who look about fifty years old are not old, and at Zhang Pengpeng's age, her parents are well maintained.
Zhang's father and mother are also very energetic, and it can be seen that when they were young, they were also handsome guys and beauties, otherwise they would not have given birth to a beautiful girl like Zhang Pengpeng.
"Hello uncle and aunt, my name is Jiang Xia, and I am Peng Peng's boyfriend!" After Jiang Xia met, he smiled and stretched out his hand to say hello.
Zhang's father shook hands with Jiang Xia: "I heard Peng Peng talk about you, you are the producer of Gong Shan's new album?
"It's all on the Internet, so what, let's get in the car first, and order a meal in the evening. Peng Peng said that the two of you like to eat Cantonese food, so you have specially ordered a Cantonese restaurant to make it very authentic. Jiang Xia naturally took the luggage of the two.
Zhang Pengpeng stood next to her mother, seeing that Jiang Xia was very enthusiastic, she let out a long sigh and said to her mother: "How is it? This boyfriend is good, right?"
Zhang Mu said expressionlessly: "How can you see it in such a diǎn time, let's go, didn't you say that you invited us to dinner!"
"Don't pull your face! You can hang noodles for a long time! Ren Jiangxia specially asked for leave to come out to pick you two up, happy diǎn!" Zhang Pengpeng acted like a little girl in front of her parents, which was very normal.
Jiang Xia came over and beckoned Zhang's mother to go with her, "Auntie, let Peng Peng help you carry the luggage, she runs all morning and is in good health!"
"That's, my daughter! Xiao Jiang, you are also polite, don't treat us as outsiders!" Mother Zhang was still quite polite to Jiang Xia, at least she showed a smile.
The four of them got into the car and saw Jiang Xia sitting in the co-pilot, Zhang's mother frowned slightly, and was about to say something, but was dragged by Zhang's father and didn't say anything.
After the car started, Zhang's father took the initiative to mention, "Xiao Jiang didn't take the driver's license?"
"I didn't get a driver's license, I just came back from abroad, and I haven't had time to take the test. Jiang Xia explained, "It's also a shame that Peng Peng can drive, otherwise it will be troublesome to commute to work." ”
"When did you buy the car?
Jiang Xia didn't need to speak this time, Zhang Pengpeng explained: "Mom, Jiang Xia has just returned to China, how can he have time to draw the number? This is a second-hand car bought, and I don't want anything else, just a license plate!"
"No wonder!" Zhang Mu diǎndiǎn head, and didn't say anything more.
The Cantonese restaurant is not very far from the airport, and when Zhang Pengpeng's parents got off the plane, they had already arrived at the meal. When Jiangxia booked a restaurant, he took this diǎn into account and booked a good restaurant outside the city.
Once you're seated in the restaurant, let the waiter serve the food directly. When I called, I ordered the food, and when I came, I could serve it directly.
Jiang Xia said after sitting down: "I heard Peng Peng say that my uncle doesn't like to drink either, so he didn't ask for wine, and the dishes are all Peng Peng, which should be what you like to eat." ”
"It's good not to drink! Men shouldn't drink!" Zhang Mu glanced at Jiang Xia.
Jiang Xia smiled shyly.
Zhang Pengpeng said: "What! He is allergic to alcohol, so he can't drink! When I first met him, I heard that he couldn't drink, and I thought he didn't look down on me!"
Jiang Xia roared by 10,000 alpacas in his heart, when he met for the first time, did he not look down on this? He still remembers that when he first met Zhang Pengpeng, her extraordinary words.
"You, also learn from Xiao Jiang and drink less diǎn wine!"
Zhang Peng said coquettishly: "I know ~ Tao ~ ~ annoying, I say it every time!"
"Xiao Jiang's family belongs to Lu Dong?" Zhang Mu began her routine interrogation.
Jiang Xia replied: "It's in the provincial capital, I grew up there, and then I went abroad to study music in high school!"
"It's not easy to live abroad, right?" asked Zhang's mother.
Jiang Xia smiled: "It's okay, I had a diǎn problem with learning a language at first, but then I had no problem." It costs a lot of diǎn, but it's okay. ”
Zhang's father asked: "It seems that the family conditions are good, but I heard from a few old colleagues that their children are frugal, and they are all frugal, and it costs a lot." ”
Jiang Xia smiled and didn't speak, Zhang Pengpeng took over: "This is a local tyrant!
"Oh, Xiao Jiang, does your family know about Peng Peng?" asked Zhang Mu directly.
Jiang Xia rightfully said, "I know." Peng Peng is such a good girl, and the family also wants me to catch it. ”
Zhang Pengpeng looked at Jiang Xia's appearance, the corners of his mouth twitched, the family knows, you know your uncle!
"That's good, don't bully Peng Peng when you go back!, otherwise your aunt won't be able to spare you!" Zhang Mu said with a diǎn smile and a half-joking threat.
Jiang Xia smiled exaggeratedly: "Haha, it's okay if she doesn't bully me, I don't dare to bully her, in case she runs away, where can I find such a good girlfriend?"
The corners of Zhang Pengpeng's mouth twitched again, because Jiang Xia was talking, he grabbed her hand, and looked very affectionate. But she couldn't pull her hand out yet, and she had to laugh with it. I had already chopped Jiang Xia into pieces in my heart and fed I don't know how many dogs.
After a while, the dish came up.
"Come, uncle and aunt, try the food here and see if it's done!" Jiang Xia beckoned.
Father Zhang tasted it and praised: "It's really good!"
"Well, that's good!" Zhang Mu also praised.
The place was found by Zhang Pengpeng, and Jiangxia could not find this kind of place. After he returned to China, he had never been to a few places at all, except for the place where he worked, that is, the place where he lived, how could he find such a delicious restaurant.
"Xiao Jiang, you eat too, looking at you, you're also quite thin!" Zhang's mother gave Jiang Xia vegetables.
Jiang Xia hurriedly thanked him, and Zhang Pengpeng said: "He's not thin, it's because of his clothes, and when he takes off his clothes, he has muscles." ”
"How do you know he's undressed and muscular?" Zhang's father's tone was not very good.
Zhang Pengpeng saw that his father's tone was not good, and hurriedly explained: "When he wears a shirt in the summer, it is obvious that it is good, where do you want to go?"
"Oh, that's it!" Father Zhang continued to eat with his head down.
Jiang Xia smiled secretly, it was really the kind of situation that Zhang's father thought, Zhang Pengpeng still had to go crazy?
At the dinner table, Jiang Xia worked hard to play a good boyfriend, humorous, empathetic, and seamless with Zhang Pengpeng.
After coaxing the two of them to the hotel, the two of them breathed a sigh of relief.
"I didn't smash it, did I?" Jiang Xia asked Zhang Pengpeng.
Zhang Peng diǎn head: "Count you through!"
"I really didn't see that you were a good baby at home?
Zhang Peng Peng blushed and said, "It's about your!"
"The day after tomorrow, play well with the two of them, and I'll reward you with a good thing when I go back!"
"What's good?"
"Let's talk about it first!"
After the two left, Zhang's mother in the hotel said to Zhang's father: "Xiao Jiang is very good, if Peng Peng really finds him as a boyfriend, how good!"
"Take your time, let's see in the next two days!"