"Do you have a car?"

"Nope. ”

"Do you have a room?"

"Nope. ”

"What about deposits?"

"There are 200,000. ”

"That's not good, it's not enough, my mother wants 400,000 dowry. ”

"Why did it double, didn't the matchmaker say 200,000?"

The man looked at the good-looking girl opposite him aggrievedly.

The Female Physiology Takes It Away:

"My brother is going to marry a daughter-in-law this year, my brother-in-law wants 200,000, I want 200,000, so you have to get 400,000!

The man angrily slapped the case and spilled both cups of coffee:

"Are you inlaid gold coins! It's worth 400,000 yuan? It's all said, 200,000 yuan, don't talk about credit, your mother sells her daughter, this marriage, Lao Tzu won't get married!"

Lin Feng lit a cigarette and glanced at the young girl in the café next door, only to hear her say coldly:

"If you can't afford to marry a wife, you will retreat for 400,000 yuan, and if you don't marry, anyway, the old lady doesn't have to worry about marrying. ”

After that, she also left, Lin Feng's head was a little muddy, he never thought that he was actually reborn back, back to his sophomore year, the day he came to work in the café, he happened to encounter a strange girl blind date, and he got a coffee stain, so that he was scolded by the supervisor. He originally thought that he had fallen for the enemy's supreme illusion, but when he saw such a strange scene again, he knew that he had really been reborn.

In his previous life, Lin Feng only started studying at the age of eight, and when he was a sophomore, he was already 22 years old.

Lin Feng, a Yuan Infant Monk who has lived for three hundred years, encounters a sky-high bride price blind date, but don't make it so dirty here on a blind date, I still have to work hard to clean it, if he is still a Yuan Infant Monk, this dirt is nothing at all, a dust cleaning charm is enough to solve it, but now, he has to change the water and change the rag, deal with the dirt and stains caused by the strange girl, and be scolded by the bitter supervisor Li Yang.

"What do you look at, look at it again, your eyes are staring out, you can't afford to marry the beauty just now, such a beautiful and sexy beauty, don't even think about it, people want 400,000 dowry, you can't even afford 400 yuan, sling, hurry up and clean up, if you don't clean it before getting off work, you will be fired!"

Li Yang kicked Lin Feng and ordered.

Lin Feng shook his head helplessly, in fact, Lin Feng three hundred years ago was also the same as the sling that he had just left, three no personnel, he was more slingless than him, he still had at least 200,000 savings, and he had eaten the last meal but not the next meal.

Lin Feng is a cultivator, since he has relived his life, he must step into the ranks of cultivators as soon as possible. In the secular world of this earth Huaxia country, the mainstream is the ancient martial arts cultivators, the ancient martial arts are divided into the levels of heaven, earth, Xuan, and Huang, and when you cultivate to the heaven level, you can stand at the peak of the earth and smile proudly, but after Lin Feng met the Xuanhe Dao Elder after he was 45 years old, he knew that in addition to the ancient martial arts cultivators in the world, there was also a kind of cultivator who was completely above the top.

Cultivators are divided into Qi Refining, Foundation Building, Jin Dan, and Yuan Infant, because Lin Feng was converted to cultivation after cultivating the ancient martial arts cultivation method of the secular world to the Xuan level, and he was already over forty or fifty years old at that time, he was too old, and he became a monk halfway, so that after more than three hundred years of cultivation, he still couldn't break through to the Yuan Infant Period, and if he couldn't break through to the Yuan Infant Stage when he died in his five hundred years, then he would die of old age.

In this life, if he has the opportunity, he will definitely use the method and acupuncture points of the cultivator to cultivate from the beginning, without taking detours, and embark on the road to the peak of cultivation all the way.

But he can't help but make up for the regrets of the previous life.

During his sophomore year, he had become a eunuch, and he didn't even know that his mother didn't know that a car accident made him lose his sexual ability, so that he was found out by his wife after getting married, and he was refunded and divorced, until his mother died, Lin Feng was ashamed to tell the fact that he was already a eunuch, and it wasn't until he became a cultivator after the age of fifty that he had the method of reviving his ability, changing the acupoints, reviving the back nervous system, and no longer a eunuch.

Lin Feng also deliberately looked at his current body, he was indeed a eunuch, seeing the sexy figure of a strange girl, although his heart was itchy, but there was no reaction somewhere, which made him extremely angry.

Fortunately, he is a great monk in the Yuan Infant Stage three hundred years later, and there are countless methods of sexual recovery, and even his ability to recover is ten times stronger than that of ordinary strong men, but first, he has to practice Qi first and officially step into cultivation.

In his previous life, Lin Feng had already left the earth a hundred years later, and on this negligible planet where the aura was thin, there was no way to further his cultivation, but the condition for leaving the earth was that he had to be a Jindan stage monk to have the ability to open the cracks in the earth's space and open the starry sky portal.

For now, the most important thing is to find a place where you can practice and where the aura of heaven and earth is relatively strong.

After returning to school after work, he walked around the huge campus several times, and did not find a place where the aura of heaven and earth was slightly stronger, Lin Feng sighed:

"The aura of the earth is too thin, what year and month will it take to cultivate to the Jindan stage?"

Lin Feng was about to give up looking for him in the school, but suddenly, he stopped, he raised his head, a strong wind blew, he found the place where the aura was the strongest, but as soon as he looked up, a piece of pink cloth covered his face.

After tearing off the strip of cloth, Lin Feng's eyes could not hide his excitement, he didn't expect that this Huhai University also has such a place with a strong aura, and there should be no problem in stepping into the early stage of qi training, Lin Feng looked at the neighborhood excitedly, isn't this the second dormitory building for girls?

Forget it, there are always more ways than difficulties, you can't help but cultivate, you can only break into the women's bed at night.

But soon, he was pulled back to reality by a burst of noise and swearing:

"Wu Qingqing, your favorite kitty cat pants have been stolen!"

"The thief is downstairs, holding your kitty's excited eyes. ”

"It's so cheap, it's just that, who is that person, and he is excitedly holding someone's green kitty cat. ”

"Shameless! I'm ashamed to be in the same campus with such a person!"

"Alumnus, this is your fault, Qingqing is the flower of the art department, and there are many people who have a crush on her, there are not many more of you, and the crush is innocent, but you steal other people's kitty cat pants, this, this is your character problem!"

Lin Feng's whole person was in a state of confusion, what was the situation? He was just looking for a place with a strong aura for future cultivation, when did he steal something, and he still tied Wu Qingqing's kitty cat pants? Then, he instinctively looked at his hand, just now he remembered that a piece of pink cloth smashed into his face, could it be...

I don't know if I don't see it, I was startled when I saw it, and I still held the pink evil thing tightly as if I was reluctant to let go, and at this moment, he was so frightened that he threw it out directly.

He couldn't help but hold back a wry smile, looked at the girls who scolded him upstairs in the women's dormitory, and asked innocently:

"I said I was just passing by, it fell from the sky, do you believe it?"

"Believe you, a ghost!"

"What are you excited about when you pass by, your eyes are shining, and I express my deep contempt for this fetish of yours!"

"Shameless, don't force your face, dare to do it and don't dare to admit it, isn't it a gentleman!"

Lin Feng couldn't help but rub his sour forehead, people's rebirth is smooth, and he was reborn by himself, not only was he scolded by the director of the café, but he was also scolded and besieged by the girls in the collective girls' dormitory building?

There are a few flower messenger suitors and suitors of the flower guards, and the guards of the girls' dormitory, all of whom are about to rush up and beat Lin Feng, Lin Feng is worried that he has not yet stepped into the qi training period, whether he is their opponent, will he be beaten into a pig's head, at this time, a pretty figure walked over.

It's actually Wu Qingqing! The flower of the art department, a sophomore like herself, has an equally excellent boyfriend of the president of the hip-hop club, handsome and golden, an enviable pair. She walked over, her face flushed and angry.

Lin Feng was taken aback, Wu Qingqing, that is the dream lover of many boys in the school, and he also knows how many pounds and taels he has, let alone chasing, he has never told anyone about his crush. Lin Feng hurriedly went over, picked up the pink cloth strip he threw out, patted the ash on it apologetically, and handed it to her as if he was lacking heart:

"Yes . . . I'm sorry, it's all dirty, and I'll give it back to you. ”

"It's all dirty, it's so annoying!!You can keep it for yourself!"

Wu Qingqing's eyes were red, he opened Lin Feng's hand, and ran back to the girls' dormitory building in small steps, making Lin Feng the target of public again, and he was scolded by others, there was no way, he could only throw this evil thing in the trash in public, otherwise he would be scolded as a fetish and a collector of women's clothes.

But even if he threw it away, he was not let go, and he was still scolded in the same way:

"What else to pack, take it back to the bedroom and use it yourself, what a pity to throw it away. ”

"Cut, pretend, don't go back to the trash in the middle of the night and pick it up. ”

Lin Feng could only laugh at this, and after looking at the back of Wu Qingqing who had left, he couldn't help but think of something. In the previous life, Wu Qingqing broke up with Li Meng, the president of the hip-hop club, in the second half of his sophomore year, and married a big sum directly after the breakup, the big money is super ugly and 1.6 meters tall, beer belly, many people can't understand why, Li Meng keeps changing girlfriends one after another.

Later, when I graduated, I heard from my roommates that Wu Qingqing was deceived by Li Meng into a drinking party in her sophomore year, and was tarnished by Li Meng and his brothers, and her reputation and reputation were ruined.

I simply met her today, and I misunderstood her, although it was only unintentional, but Lin Feng in this life will not let her repeat the mistakes of being played with again.

When he stayed up until midnight, Lin Feng came to the second dormitory building for girls again, and stepping into the qi training period as soon as possible was the hope for him to relive his life, and he didn't want to be incompetent all the time, this eunuch's identity, it would be better to get rid of it as soon as possible.

It's just that I don't know where in the dormitory building is the best place for the concentration of spiritual energy, and only there is the best place to cultivate, and the cultivation speed will be twice as effective with half the effort.

He walked around the girls' dormitory building, and found that he didn't find the right place, it seemed to be upstairs, what was the aura upstairs?

"Is it the rooftop?"

Although he has not yet stepped into the Qi training period, and he has not become an ancient martial arts beginner cultivator on the earth, it is not difficult to climb over the wall for a person with slightly better physical fitness, but the girl's building is a bit high, and she will be crippled if she falls, Lin Feng spent a lot of effort to go up to the second floor, and it is easy to do it when he goes up to the second floor, and it is not difficult to get to the rooftop all the way, but there are really a lot of colorful clothes and pants along the way, and he is a little blushing and heartbeat.

But after arriving on the rooftop, he found that this is no different from the first floor, the same sparse, he felt it, it seems to be in the building? He tried every floor, and finally fixed on the fifth floor, specifically in the 516 dormitory, Lin Feng was stunned, and it was the place with the strongest aura in the girls' dormitory? Could it be that he would have to come here in the middle of the night for cultivation in the future? Then there is no need to be misunderstood, if he is discovered, he will be directly regarded as a female dormitory intruder, or a flower thief, and will be brought into the school guard for disposal.

Gritting his teeth, there was no way, Lin Feng could only go in and try it, if he could, he would suck up all the aura in it in one go, and after stepping into the early stage of the qi cultivation period, he would never come again.

Through the glass window, I found that the four little girls inside were asleep, and one of them also liked to kick the quilt, exposing her slender white legs outside, which confirmed that she was a long-legged girl, and her appearance was not bad, but the pants were a little personalized, and they were a giant panda's pencil pants, if Lin Feng's roommate saw it, he would definitely say: "Does this giant panda eat bamboo?"

And when he got closer, Lin Feng discovered:

"This is actually the flower I met during the day, Wu Qingqing. ”

"I was misunderstood that I coveted her during the day, and now we meet again..."

"Do you want to practice in the girls' dormitory, where you sleep with flowers, and come to practice every day?"

Lin Feng wanted to die, he would rather be an ugly girl's dormitory, even if he was discovered, it would only be considered as stealing money instead of robbing sex. But if you get caught in the dormitory, it's a big deal.