229. Emu with buttocks

They sat in the hall and heard a shrill sound outside, like a chisel striking an iron plate.

"Wait, let's see, dad went to the bedroom, you were stunned in front of the cabinet, and the South Australian cowboys were sitting on the couch, then it must be Pluto. The rooster put his hands on his chest and stood up and analyzed.

Emperor Wu asked who Pluto was.

"Mickey Mouse's pet, an orange-red dog. Cole said.

"Earthy yellow. ”

"Oh yes, earthy yellow. ”

Pluto is the name they gave to the emus in the yard.

Emperor Wu looked out the window, and the guy picked up an iron plate out of nowhere, and kept pecking it with his gray beak, as if he had a grudge.

"What kind of quirk is this?

The rooster walked up to the window and shook his head helplessly.

Cole's large emu, also known as the Australian ostrich, looks like an African ostrich in appearance.

One of the differences is that emus have hairy """" on their long necks, while ostriches are bare.

The animals that were given the coat of arms were a headache for the government, which sent troops to hunt down the already widespread animals in the early 20th century.

But what a status the emu is, it is the fastest animal on land, and it is very intelligent, and when it encounters the army, it immediately disperses from large groups into small teams, and runs wherever the road is uneven, so that the jeeps of the army are at a loss.

After a century of struggle, the emu population has finally stabilized, and now they are legally protected from being hunted at will and can only be farmed with permission.

Rooster said that there are currently about 250 emu farms in the whole of Australia, and there are 251 if you count them......

"Actually, Pluto ran into the ranch on his own, and he couldn't get rid of it, and the animal organization tried to take it back to nature, and the next day the guy ran back by himself, and the animal organization was helpless. The rooster said as he looked out the window diligently pecking at the iron plate with a complicated expression.

Since he came to the ranch, he first fell in love with the cow's butt, and his first few days were tasked with chasing the cow's butt and pecking wildly.

"Haha, it seems that this guy has only a special fetish, and likes to peck the butts of other animals, and as a result, he was abandoned by the original organization. Frank said with a smile.

While talking about this, Cole and the rooster involuntarily touched their butts, and they were both pecked.

"That guy never dared to peck my ass, it knew my temper, or that there was something about me that made it fearful. Edwin stepped out of it and changed into a formal shirt.

"That's not a good idea, I think Pluto will peck your ass out of the way today. "Emperor Wu came up with a bad idea, intending to play tricks on the serious old man.

Edwin shook his head and pushed the door out, he stood next to the emu with his waist crossed, and Pluto was really a little frightened, and subconsciously shrank his head back.

"How about a bet?" Emperor Wu said with a smile.

"No problem, whoever loses is going to call Jeff and tell him I love you. ”

Hearing the bet, the rooster whistled, and the offer was refreshing.

Jeff is a well-known gay man in Pelican Town, and even a bit of a pervert, he will wander the streets, looking for men he likes to harass, and entering the police station has become commonplace, and the police have nothing to do with him.

"Haha, it looks like Pelican Town's first person to show love to Jeff is about to be born!" Cole applauded.

Frank looked at the old and the young with interest, looking forward to who would pick up the phone.

Edwin thought for a moment as he weighed his ass's appeal to Pluto, and the emu's eyes told him that it wanted to keep pecking at the iron plate.

"I appreciate the courage of young people, but that doesn't mean I'm old. ”

Emperor Wu smiled and said, "As long as you stand with your back to Pluto for ten seconds, and if its mouth doesn't kiss your ass, even if you win, I will pick up the phone and tell Jeff that I will go on a date with him tonight." ”

Although the emu was fierce, it was still under the control of Emperor Wu, and he was confident that he would make Edwin's ass feel a sweet kiss.

Edwin stood in front of Pluto with his back to it, the butt of his dark jeans parallel to Pluto's long beak.

Pluto was unmoved, pecking at the sand on the ground with his head down.

"Ten, nine, eight......" Edwin confidently stretched out his hand to count the numbers.

"Cool Dad, you're going to do Jeff a big favor soon!" Cole said.

Everyone followed and counted, "Five... Four..."

Emperor Wu smiled faintly, looked at Pluto intently, and instantly attached his consciousness to it.

A second later, Pluto was a spirit, and jumped as he raised his head.

"II. ”

Seeing Edwin's right hand retract his ring finger and turn into a scissor hand.

"Fake!" this is Edwin.

"Wow!" rooster.

"Cool!" Cole.

"An unforgettable scene. "Frank.

Edwin jumped into the house with his butt in his hands, and everyone booed, then burst into laughter.

Pluto was very vicious at the moment, pecking a hole in Edwin's jeans, and you can imagine how painful it was.

Emperor Wu scratched his head, then he just felt that the time was almost up, and he had to fight quickly, but he didn't control his strength.

Edwin's aching leg jumped back into the back room to change his pants, the third pair of pants he had changed today.

I never expected that Pluto, who was avoiding him on weekdays, actually opened his mouth!

Everyone laughed in the living room, and now there is a good show to watch!

"The old man who is separated from his wife wants to confess to Jeff, I guess it's going to make the headlines in the town tomorrow!" rooster laughed.

Emperor Wu answered, "Shocked! The Australian emu actually did such a thing to the ass of a sixty-year-old man!"

"I don't know what Maggie will think when she sees it. Frank was also amused, the scene of Edwin's cup pecking just now was funny, and he glanced back at Pluto in disbelief.

Rooster thoughtfully, "I guess mom will say, wow, how did he give birth to two children with me!"

After a while, Edwin walked out, and he spread his hands, "Well, I didn't expect Pluto to change his preference. ”

No way, it's all men, they do what they say.

The rooster took the phone and dialed the dad, the two sons smiled evilly, and the father and son did not have the tension before.

"Hello Jeff, I'm a. After it was passed, the rooster pressed the amplification.

Jeff said ambiguously, "Sweetheart, you've finally figured it out, wait for me outside the bar at night!"

Then came a burst of silver laughter from Jeff.

"Wait! Someone wants to confess to you, but that person isn't me!" the rooster quickly slipped the phone to his father.

"Cole, he can too, I like his white face!"

Cole subconsciously touched his face, "White?"

Turning on the amplification, Edwin said slowly, "Listen, Jeff, I love you. ”

Emperor Wu and Frank clapped their hands.

Everyone was waiting for Jeff's answer, and it was quiet for a moment.

After a few seconds, Jeff yelled, "NO!! I'm going to sue you for harassment!"

Then he hung up in horror.

There was embarrassment in the air.

"Dad, you're probably the first man to make gay Jeff tremble!" the rooster snorted.

"Cool, Jeff is going to take you to the police tomorrow!"

"Must be celebrated!"

"A beer?"

"Of course!"

Everyone was drinking and jumping around the room, and Edwin was lying on the table with a helpless expression.