Chapter 250: You're Not That Kind of Person
Headache!
Liang Yifei looked dazed, looking at the mess in front of him, socks and shirts were thrown on the carpet at random, ties hung on the sofa like a dead snake, white shirts were crumpled hanging on the back of the chair, and the neckline was torn.
On the body, there was a faint smell of perfume, back and chest, faint pain, looking down, there were scratches on the chest, as if fighting with a wild cat, picked up the mirror and looked at the back, it was the same, criss-crossing scratches.
In the dressing mirror in the living room, on the neck and chest, as if an infectious disease had erupted, there were small patches of red spots, and around the red spots, there were very clear fine and dense tooth marks.
"Fuck!"
I lit a cigarette and calmed down my mood, because I drank too much wine and woke up with a hangover, and my brain still hurt.
After smoking a cigarette, I could barely remember what had happened last night.
Pan Yunyun, the first student of the new era, came to give a suit to herself, as if she wanted to try to see if it fit, and then put it on, there was a tie inside the suit, and she helped herself tie the tie.
Both of them drank a lot of wine, and their ties were not tied back and forth, but they stumbled and fell.
There was heating in the office, and when Pan Yunyun came in, she took off her coat and only wore a turtleneck, as if she had a pair of skinny jeans and a pair of boots?
Then, inexplicably, I kissed it.
Then, inexplicably, he took off his clothes;
Then, inexplicably, just like what was said in the Journey to the West, you touch me desperately, and I touch you desperately......
In the end, there was an inexplicable battle in the office.
I can't remember the specific process, I can't even remember the feeling clearly, but I remember very clearly that this little girl who was crying at the beginning was actually very crazy and energetic, leaving a large number of scars on her body.
"Fuck, alcohol is a bad thing!"
Liang Yifei scolded and muttered, pinched his cigarette, called the front desk, and only after asking did he know that Pan Yunyun left early in the morning.
After thinking about it, he got through Gu Wenming's big brother.
"Pan Yunyun, she flew back to the United States in the morning, what's wrong?"
"Isn't she coming back for the New Year?" Liang Yifei was stunned.
"I don't know, but I seem to have heard that there is a mission at the end of her school laboratory for the New Year, and she hasn't been back for long. Gu Wenming heard that Liang Yifei's tone was wrong, lowered his voice, and said, "Why did you suddenly ask her? Hey, let me tell you, I heard that this little girl is a little interesting to you." ”
In fact, the female students and female teachers who are 'a little interesting' to Liang Yifei in the new era are not one or two, the fifth diamond king, it is strange if it is not interesting.
"Old Gu, I ...... last night cough cough ......" Liang Yifei pondered the wording for a long time, and found that he really couldn't find any very good words, so he simply gritted his teeth and said directly: "I drank too much last night and slept with her!"
On the other end of the phone, Gu Wenming was startled, and said like an explosion: "My mother, you raped?!"
"Fart, I'm that kind of person!" Liang Yifei slapped his head: "Drink too much, drink too much, messy, messy, it's purely accidental." ”
"Wine is harmful!" Gu Wenming breathed a sigh of relief and asked uneasily, "Are you sure she is voluntary?"
"Lao Gu, I'm that kind of person, it's voluntary......" Liang Yifei said this, he was also a little empty in his heart, he drank fragments last night, and he really couldn't remember a lot of things.
This situation is not good, if Pan Yunyun is not voluntary, if it is really something, not to mention what kind of negative and bad impact it will bring to the new era, Liang Yifei himself has to feel guilty and blame himself.
A female student kindly came to give a gift, but was raped by the principal?
"Wait, wait, I'll inquire, a few students are back to the United States with her this morning. ”
"Old Gu, don't say it. Liang Yifei advised.
"Understood, understood. ”
Gu Wenming hung up the phone, and after five or six minutes, he called again.
"It's okay, I heard another student say that Pan Yunyun was in a good state of mind today, and she talked and laughed with them on the way to the airport, and she was a little more cheerful than usual. Gu Wenming said.
Liang Yifei put a heart in his stomach.
That's good.
After being able to determine the nature of the incident, Gu Wenming asked very gossipy: "Hey, I said, what is going on with the two of you? Did you hook up a long time ago, or did you have an accident yesterday?"
"It's a pure accident, I'll tell you the truth, I drank too much yesterday, I didn't even taste anything, and when I woke up, I found that I was bare-assed!
"But pull it down, you're still at a loss!By the way, have you taken security measures?" Gu Wenming suddenly asked a very terrifying question.
Liang Yifei originally had a heart, but when he said this, the hairs on his back exploded!
This is really a key question that only an old driver can ask!
What if I get pregnant? What if I get sick?!
"You wait, you wait!" Liang Yifei surrounded the bath towel, searched the room inside and out, and finally found a used transparent small sleeve in the trash bin next to the toilet in the bathroom.
A sense of intimacy came over me.
Gu Wenming also breathed a sigh of relief on the other end of the phone, and said, "My mother, do you say that this United States can really change people so much? A little girl, after going out for more than a year, has become a pioneer?"
Since there is a small set, it means that even if Pan Yunyun drinks too much, it is not a fragment, and she was still relatively sober last night.
As soon as Liang Fei broke the piece, he couldn't figure out the specific situation.
"I don't know, don't ask me about it, I haven't been to the United States either. Liang Yifei said.
Gu Wenming asked: "Otherwise, I'll give her a call, no, no, you should call her, and I'll find you her dormitory number?"
Liang Yifei looked at the stack of business cards in the business card box on the desk, thought about it, and said, "Forget it, I have a business card on the desk, if she has any ideas, she will take the initiative to call me." ”
"Well, yes, you can't say it if you call her now. However, it's not me talking about you, you should almost talk about a girlfriend seriously, young and hot, it's not a way to hold back, nothing happened this time, maybe something will happen next time. Gu Wenming said bitterly.
"Well, I know it in my heart, let's do it first, you keep it a secret from me, no one else knows about this except you. Liang Yifei advised.
"Of course I do!"
After hanging up the phone, Liang Yifei sat for more than ten minutes with a confused face and lit a cigarette.
This happened too suddenly, it happened too weirdly, the process was too vague, and the result was too unknown, even he, who had always seemed to be 'omniscient and omnipotent', couldn't figure out what kind of path it was for a while.
Pan Yunyun, this girl, did she drink too much and was impulsive? Or did she come into contact with a new trend abroad and be influenced by the trend of thought in the United States in the 7 and 80s? Or did she simply have ulterior motives?
Even if Liang Yifei is an immortal, he can't guess now.
Thinking about it, the last slap on the thigh, pull it down, how about love, since Pan Yunyun didn't stay and didn't contact her, then this time Lao Tzu also pretended to be a scoundrel and hooligan, so it was a one-night stand.
Perhaps, a one-night stand is the closest explanation to the truth.
However, it is true that you can't drink too much wine, not to mention hurting your body, and it is easy to have an accident if you drink too much.
After getting dressed, I cleaned up the room briefly, called the catering department, and asked for something to eat, seeing that it was 12 o'clock at noon, my stomach was rumbling with hunger.
After a while, someone knocked on the door and called in, but saw Wu Sanshou coming in with a large tray with three dishes and one soup on it.
"Why are you here to deliver it?" Liang Yifei asked unexpectedly, this kind of chores have always been done by waiters.
Wu Sanshou showed a very weird smile on his face, put the tray on the table, and said, "Brother, hey, hey, I'm guarding next door, and I didn't let anyone approach, isn't it for fear of disturbing your rest." ”
"Huh, you were next door last night?" asked Liang Yifei with wide eyes.
"Ah!" Wu Sanshou came up with a smile and said: "Brother, I drank too much last night, slept next door, and woke up in the middle of the night! Mom, that little girl screamed, the building is going to collapse! You are so fierce!"
Seeing that Liang Yifei's expression was very strange, Wu Sanshou hurriedly explained: "Brother, don't get me wrong, I'm really not eavesdropping on the corner, I just have an attitude of admiration." After hearing the sound, I turned on the video recorder to watch a martial arts movie, if you don't believe it, you go to see it, in the video recorder next door, there is also a video tape of smiling and proud rivers and lakes, the sixth episode. ”
Liang Yifei blinked his eyes, crying and laughing.
Fortunately, there is finally an indirect witness.
Wu Sanshou is more delicate, after all, Liang Yifei was alone with a woman who was not very familiar, he didn't sleep later, he heard the door of the office next door at eight o'clock in the morning, and saw Pan Yunyun when he went out, and chatted a few kind words, Pan Yunyun was still a little shy and said that Liang Yifei was sleeping in it, and he drank too much last night, so don't bother.
Wu Sanshou specially came in to take a look, and saw that Liang Yifei was indeed sleeping, snoring loudly, so he was relieved and sent a car to send Pan Yunyun away.
"Brother, I'll just say, you definitely don't like men! Just rush at that movement last night, more ferocious than those old hooligans who have been suffocating in prison for ten or eight years!"
Liang Yifei caught a piece of perch and said, "Are you praising me or scolding me?" He looked at his dark circles and said, "You haven't slept all night, go and rest." ”
"Oh, good. By the way, brother, are you going to the provincial TV station tonight?" Wu Sanshou said.
Liang Yifei pulled the rice with fish soup and said: "Go, if you don't run this field, you can't do it, all the people who come are from TV stations and circles, and we have to have a good relationship with these people when we advertise in the future." ”
Wu Sanshou said with a serious face: "Brother, you can't drink any more, there are all beautiful women tonight, they are not students in the new era, if there is another accident, it will be troublesome if it is reported!"
"I'm the kind of person who around when I drink too much!" Liang Yifei asked.
Wu Sanshou looked at the office that was still a little messy, rolled his eyes, and said very seriously: "Of course not!"