"The Drifter" 16 - Su Liyong
Zhou Hai was actually unintentional.
Some people say that Zhou Hai is very smart, and some people say that Zhou Hai is actually a little clever and often suffers big losses.
Some people say that Zhou Hai is very stingy, and sometimes he is very generous.
I remember that at the end of 98, the company held a donation activity to protect the mother river at the morning meeting. After preaching the meaning of protecting the mother river and the vision of corporate citizenship of Wanjia Company, Xu Xiubo held a red cardboard box and asked everyone to voluntarily put in coins.
So let's express it in three or five pieces.
Pang Fuxi also came and invested 100 yuan.
Yu Yuanming invested 10 yuan.
Suddenly, a partner next to him pulled his sleeve and whispered to lend me five dollars. Yu Yuanming looked back and saw that it was Liu Bo.
I couldn't refuse, so I touched five dollars and gave it to him.
Liu Bo loves gambling, he is very generous when he has money, and he is embarrassed when he is short of money. has been living a wonderful life of ups and downs, exposed to ten days of cold every day.
But it was Zhou Hai who surprised everyone!
He took out two hundred dollars and threw them into a cardboard box.
This move not only surprised people with his sudden generosity, but also surprised people that he openly violated the "unspoken rule" that public donations should not be higher than the leaders of the unit.
Zhou Hai only learned about Yuan Xiaoping and Huang Jiao later. He is busy visiting clients every day, recruiting new people, and facilitating insurance policies. I don't bother to care about these gossip things!
But after hearing the news, I thought it was quite interesting.
Yuan Xiaoping, a dirt bun, chased his wife with a dead face on the unit. I didn't expect that after he came out, there were people of the opposite sex who liked him.
So he teased at the group meeting after the morning meeting, but he didn't expect Yuan Xiaoping to stand it, so he went crazy on the spot and slammed the door.
Zhou Hai was still smiling and teasing, and there was no malice.
The theme of the day was the increase in staff. Yuan Xiaoping, who has never increased his staff, was taken by Zhou Hai as a case. Although his personal performance is good, he has not been promoted, just because there is no increase.
Someone next to him said: Who said that people didn't increase their staff?
Zhou Hai reacted instantly: Yes, yes, don't you still have the North Railway Station?
Yuan Xiaoping's face turned red, and he threw away the notebook in his hand: It's a fart! You know how to talk nonsense in one day. Lao Tzu and Huang Jiao don't have anything, it's all you talking nonsense. Huang Jiao is not here today, otherwise you can confront her!
As soon as he became agitated, his teeth flew out, his face was hideous, and his saliva was more and splashed everywhere.
Then he got up and didn't care about the others, and walked straight away, and slammed the door loudly when he went out.
Zhou Hai's adaptability is still super strong: Haha, I didn't expect Xiaoping to be angry. Nothing, come on, come on, let's continue. Next, let's talk about the benefits of increasing the number of employees.
Zhou Hai has such an ability, as long as he can get things done, personal honor and disgrace are out of the way.
But the most powerful thing is that he dealt with Yan Lin's affairs.
Yan Lin is a new little sister, in her twenties, full of ideals and innocence.
At one time, a few people played gold in the company again. The game is wonderful, I didn't eat until dinner, everyone is difficult to solve, and I cherish every handful. Yan Lin didn't fight, just watched from the side.
So everyone discussed sending money out to buy food. This kind of errand naturally fell on Yan Lin.
Yan Lin, this woman is so enthusiastic, she said that she was hungry, why don't I buy it, you can go back and give me the money.
So she jumped up and down to buy food.
The remaining few people continued to play, and later played 100 yuan to Zhou Hai. Yan Lin was grouped by Zhou Hai and asked him to hand it over.
After more than half an hour, Yan Lin came back and bought something for a hundred yuan. Hot sauce meat buns, braised beef bought in the vegetable market, pork arch mouth, braised walnut meat, braised beef tripe, braised eggs, dried tofu. Also bought a few cartons of milk.
So everyone finished a game, put down the poker, and began to feast.
After eating, continue to fight.
Zhou Hai never mentioned the money.
After a few days, Yan Lin couldn't help but ask Zhou Hai.
Zhou Hai replied: What's the hurry. Will give it to you.
A few days later, Yan Lin asked again, and Zhou Hai replied: Oops, there is no change on me. In a few days.
Yan Lin was fooled at the time, and then she thought about it, no, where do you need change for a hundred yuan?
Several times I didn't get the money. Yan Lin was also angry.
The money dragged on like this, and she didn't get it until Yan Lin resigned.
Later, once Yan Lin was very angry when she talked about this matter. A friend gave her an idea, and if she didn't work, she would go to the company's morning meeting to make trouble.
So he called Zhou Hai and said that if he didn't give it again, he would go to the morning meeting to make trouble.
Shame on your skin.
臊皮 is the meaning of humiliation, the north says shame, and the people of Longcheng say that shame means to make you ashamed. The previous one is a verb, and skin is a noun, which means skin.
In this way, Zhou Hai gave the money.
It is estimated that the value of 100 yuan at this time has depreciated to 85 yuan.
Zhou Hai said: Look at you, you have repeatedly pulled for 100 yuan. Why bother, people must have a pattern! It's not that they don't give it to you, and it makes everyone unhappy, so why bother!
Yan Lin didn't say a word when she got the money and left.
I don't know how many moms I said!
Su Liyong is playing cards in the teahouse.
The teahouse was opened by a cohabitant for many years, and both were combined after divorce. I'm not married, so I'm just making do with it.
People ask you what your relationship is?
Su Liyong has several answers:
1. Tie the guy. This is a local dialect, similar to the northern gangsters, and the AA system in the West.
2. Sleep relationship. We are not married, but we sleep together. The dragon gate array is placed together, the money is used separately, the meals are eaten together, the sleep is slept together, and the dolls are raised separately.
Someone asked if you were married?
Su Liyong often squeezed his little eyes on his fat face and replied: It's over on the bed, but the Civil Affairs Bureau isn't over.
Su Liyong is also an all-rounder in playing cards, mahjong, board cannon, fighting landlords, people in the land, and arch pigs. Therefore, as long as there is a gap in the teahouse, he can make up for it.
He and his current cohabiting partner also met by playing cards, which is one of the reasons.
In the insurance industry, there is a saying of "five same laws" in the law to develop customers: fellow villagers, the same clan, classmates, colleagues, and friends.
Two people with common hobbies, each other is the same age, the situation is similar, and it is easy to come together when they look at each other.
Of the four brothers in Su Liyong's family, he is the third. One of them was in Jiangnan Provincial Special Alloy Factory, and it was also very beautiful back then. As a result, the whole family suffered as soon as he got off work. He was also divorced and lived alone with his daughter.
Of course, he came to the insurance company because he was introduced by Zhou Hai, it was the hottest month of August, and he was a typical fat man with a body type. The neck is thick and short, the belly is large and straight, a shirt is tightly tied on the body, and the top button is buttoned to tie the tie, which is simply fatal. That's why at this time, I understood what Li Ao said that Westerners wearing ties are suicides in stages.
He has a flexible mind, and his mouth can also say, a pair of small eyes are particularly bright, that is, he sweats a lot in summer, and he goes out with water every day, and comes back with a smelly body.
The most difficult thing is not to do business, but to research.
He is the one who has the most certifications in the whole company, and some are more stupid than him, but they gave up. But he kept insisting and finally passed the exam eight times in a row. Not to mention anything else, even the travel expenses cost more than a thousand.