After Long Guanshui finished his self-description, he asked, "Teacher Ding, can you make a diagnosis for me now?"

Ding Qi smiled: "If you really have depression, such serious symptoms as you described, it is impossible for the psychological clinic to give you a diagnosis, I will recommend you to Ankang Hospital for referral." ”

Long Guanshui was a little disappointed and said: "Ah, you don't give a diagnosis here, I have to go somewhere else?" You are the most famous psychiatrist in the city!"

Dingqi: "If I think you have depression, I have to recommend that you go to a specialized medical unit for treatment. ”

Long Guanshui: "You can make a diagnosis for me." ”

Dingzi: "Before we make a diagnosis for you, let's talk about your psychological problems. I said when you first sat down that the psychological clinic only solves psychological problems, and then we will talk about your self-reported symptoms, okay?"

Long Guanshui: "Oh, well, do I have any other psychological problems?"

Ding Qi: "Can you ask how your relationship with your parents is?"

Long Guanshui: "Does this have anything to do with my illness?"

Ding Qi: "It has a lot to do with your psychological problems, and if you want to solve the problem, it's best to tell the truth." You can rest assured that if it involves a **, we will strictly abide by the confidentiality regulations. ”

Long Guanshui was a little dissatisfied: "There is a generation gap between my parents and me, and they always persuade me to change jobs. ”

Ding Qi: "I noticed that your pre-registered profession is a gamer, and your parents are very dissatisfied with you playing games at home every day?"

Long Guanshui: "I don't call it playing games every day, they don't understand that this is also a profession, and the times are different." Mr. Ding, have you played...... Why, I'm gold!"

Ding Qi: "Gamers are indeed a profession nowadays, and the older generation may not understand them, but I know these situations, is this problem causing your trouble?"

Long Guanshui nodded and said: "Yes, yes, yes, they don't understand me, and they always think that I stay at home and don't do my job." ”

Ding Qi: "Can you tell us what your net income is each month?"

Long Guanshui lowered his head a little unconfidently and said, "Anyway, it's enough for me to spend money." ”

Ding Qi: "Just enough for pocket money?"

Long Guanshui raised his head again and said, "In addition to being a gamer, I'm actually an online writer. Mr. Ding, do you know the current Internet literature, which is very popular and developing very fast...... I'll become a god one day. ”

Ding Qi nodded with a smile and said, "As long as you put in the effort, every profession has a chance to succeed and find a sense of accomplishment from it." ”

Long Guanshui's eyes lit up and said, "Teacher Ding, do you want to say that it's not that I have a problem, but that my parents' concepts have a problem?"

Ding Qi: "Your parents are not help-seekers, you are the help-seekers, and what we have to solve now is your own psychological problems." You also mention social barriers in your registration profile, what's going on with that?"

Long Guanshui: "I'm a homeless person and I don't know how to speak, so I'm not very willing to go out and deal with people." ”

Ding Qi: "According to my observations, it's not that you can't speak, the communication between you and me is very good, and you are also very good at using your own ideas to guide or persuade others. Can I ask me more, what is the last movie or TV series you watched, and if so, can you describe it to me in detail, which is important for me to make a diagnosis. ”

Long Guanshui: "Recently, I just watched an American drama, the third season, it's very exciting......" As he spoke, his eyebrows fluttered, and Ding Qi also answered a few words from time to time.

After discussing the TV series, Ding Qi smiled: "I can tell you the results of the preliminary diagnosis, you have no mood disorder, let alone depression. ”

Long Guanshui: "What, you say I don't have a problem, but I obviously have those symptoms!"

Ding Qi still smiled: "The symptoms you mentioned can be found on the Internet, and everyone can claim to have them, or think they have them." But I didn't say you're okay, the fact is the opposite, you have a more serious psychological problem, which is a behavioral disorder. ”

Long Guanshui was a little confused: "What! Could it be that I have other diseases?"

"You are not a patient, many normal people have psychological problems, but they are not yet mentally ill," Ding Qi explained. If proper correction is not made, the problem will accumulate and become more serious, and I am afraid that it will really lead to mental and behavioral abnormalities. ”

Long Guanshui was a little frightened: "Is it so serious?"

Ding Qi tried to relax and said: "Don't be nervous, it's not that serious, I just want to ask you, I just said that you are not depressed, this is good news, why do you feel disappointed? ”

Ding Qi first told the story of a primary school student, but many people will feel familiar when they hear it. There was a child who had a cold, and he was quite happy because he didn't have to go to school that day. Later, the child didn't want to go to school, so he lay on the bed and chirped and pretended to be sick, saying that he had a cold.

Then Ding Qi told the story of a certain unit, which was in Shanghai. In the summer of one year, a typhoon landed and torrential rain swept through Puxi and Pudong, and the disaster brought huge losses, but all the employees of the unit were jubilant because the municipal government notified that it was a holiday.

Half a month later, another typhoon landed in northern Zhejiang and hit downtown Shanghai, and the municipal government had already prepared an emergency plan, but the typhoon temporarily turned around Shanghai and went to the East China Sea. Many employees of the unit have posted moments of sighs - the typhoon is so incomprehensible.

After these two stories are told, it is already clear what is wrong with Long Guanshui.

It is true that you should rest when you are sick, and you should take a holiday when you have a typhoon, which is normal. As for the children and employees in the story, there is nothing wrong with it, especially those adults, who should just be joking.

But if a habit of behavior is formed, always claiming that you are sick in order not to go to school, it is not right. It can also be assumed that an employee of a company has the ability to call for wind and rain, just to be able to rest for a day, he casts a spell to attract a typhoon, and the problem is serious.

In the eyes of ordinary people, Long Guanshui is actually lazy, afraid of hardship and greedy for fun, playing games at home every day and refusing to do things seriously, but he doesn't want to be blamed, so he tries to find an excuse for himself, and his behavior pattern is like that elementary school student who has not grown up. It's not that his parents have problems, it's not that there is a problem with his profession as a gamer and web writer, it's that he himself has psychological problems.

This person is still a little clever, or a little taken for granted, checked the symptoms of depression on the Internet, and claimed to have a social disorder, and deliberately came to Ding Qi, the most famous psychiatrist in Jinghu City, to ask Ding Qi to make a diagnosis for himself, and then he had an excuse to continue to play at home and work improperly, and obtained the understanding and sympathy of his parents, and no longer be blamed.

Finding a disease without a disease is also a disease, and if there is a disease, it must be cured, and he realized the real logic behind this behavior, and what it means.

Ding Qi finally said: "People always have to face themselves, and no matter what you want to do, the starting point should not be to escape from reality. There is pressure in society, every industry has to work hard to succeed, and always want to give yourself an excuse to escape, this is your problem, if you always think like this, or even do it, it will lead to behavioral disorders. To solve this problem, we can start with a small goal......"

When Long Guanshui left, Ding Qi looked at the time, this meeting lasted a total of one hour and ten minutes, and Ding Qi specially gave him ten more minutes. Long Guanshui's purpose was not achieved, but he left with another problem that needed to be solved, and Ding Qi knew very well that this person would not come again.

Ding Qi is a psychiatrist, and he has already pointed out what problems Long Guanshui has and what direction he can solve them. But whether Long Guanshui can solve it depends on himself.

The second help-seeker's appointment was originally half an hour apart, but now there are 20 minutes left, and interestingly, the caller claims that the problem is also mental depression. Ding Qi was familiar with the information for registering an appointment, and the other party walked into the consultation room. This person's name is Yu Chengren, who is nine years old today Chinese New Year's Eve, and his registered occupation is a civil servant, but he did not specify which department he is a civil servant.

His gaze was visibly glazed, and when Ding Qi beckoned him to sit down, he stared at the table steadily, without even looking up to meet Ding Qi. Only in the course of the conversation, if something seemed to irritate him, would he look up at Ding Qi slightly.

The experience described by this person, and the symptoms he exhibited, were very consistent with the characteristics of a mood disorder, and under normal circumstances, Tintzi could have drawn conclusions and recommended a referral for him. Patients like this should go to Ankang Hospital or Jingko University Mental Health Center for treatment, not just for psychological counseling.

This person does not seem to have come to receive psychological counseling or psychotherapy, but rather to discuss life philosophy with Ding Qi, and he even asked three profound questions: how can I feel happy, what is the meaning of life, and what should people do?

The meeting had been going on for more than half an hour, and Ding Qi smiled and said, "Mr. Yu, my mentor has a point of view that is a conclusion reached after a large number of surveys and statistics. He believes that many contemporary psychological problems or mental illnesses are created, or created by so-called psychologists, and the more famous the disease, the more popular it is.

If people are told that many of their problems may come from some kind of mental illness, and they need to see a psychologist to solve them according to a certain model, it will cause the public to be psychologically fragile. Because it's a hint that self-grooming is powerless and that there should be psychological problems in some situation.

There is a real-life example of a small country in Africa that experienced an ethnic conflict and a massacre that brought great trauma to the entire society. The West sent an aid group, and instead of food and supplies, they brought a group of psychiatrists. The aim of these volunteers is to find and treat patients with PTSD.

For almost 100 years, the country has been through all kinds of wars, violence, and plagues, and this is the life that the locals are accustomed to, their customs and beliefs, lifestyles and perceptions, which make it possible for everyone to face this life. What are the consequences of these volunteers? They are instilling a sense of vulnerability, which has led to the epidemic of PTSD.

Examples of this can be seen elsewhere, when an undiscovered mental illness or mental illness is discovered, and if it is over-publicized and widely known, a condition that fits that description will appear in large numbers......"

Ding Qi came to talk at length on his own, and when he said this, Yu Chengren finally interrupted him a little impatiently: "Doctor Ding, what do you mean by this?"

Ding Qi: "Because you're talking about theory, I'm going to talk about theory with you." If you don't mind, can you talk about practical things? According to you, your colleagues often look at you and say things to you that disgust you, can you give a specific example? Which colleague, what is his name, what is his name to say, what is he said to you, what does he say to you? It's better not to leave a word out of ......?"

On this day, Ding Qi got off work relatively early, received the first appointment at one o'clock in the afternoon, received the second one at half past two, and left Boci Medical at three twenty o'clock, taking advantage of the fact that the evening rush hour had not yet arrived, and rushed back to the Nanlan community at four o'clock. Zhu Shanxian also got off work early, Zhuang Mengzhou, Tan Hanchuan, Xian Hao, and Shang Ni were all sitting in the living room.

Ding Qi was a little puzzled and said, "It's all here! District Chief Zhu also got off work so early? Xiao Nizi, why didn't you go back to Hangzhou to attend classes?"

Shanny: "It's okay to miss a few days of class, I brought all the textbooks, just rush back to the exam at the end of the semester." There is a psychological profiling technique that can infer psychological characteristics from behavioral characteristics, and then infer physiological characteristics from psychological characteristics. ”

Ding Qi: "When it comes to psychological profiling techniques, my mentor is the expert, and my level and experience are much worse. ”

Xian Hao: "It's not appropriate to involve your tutor for this, Teacher Ding, your level is already very high, you might as well try." Although there are too few clues, you can also analyze a rough idea, and it doesn't matter if you are wrong!"

Ding Qi smiled: "Then I'll try it, is there a small blackboard?"

Of course, the blackboard didn't, so he hung a large white piece of paper on the wall, brought Ding Qi a thick black pen, and listed his analysis conclusions on the white paper one by one. Ding Qi first wrote the first article: The work unit of a state organ staff should be a law enforcement agency, and his identity should be a leading cadre, or at least a department leader.

Shang Ni said: "These Mr. Zhuang and District Chief Zhu have already analyzed it, and they are not considered to be Mr. Ding's skills." ”

Ding Qi wrote a second article: male, between 1.80 and 1.85 meters tall, not left-handed, with relatively upright facial features, neat teeth, no long nails, pale complexion, and not fat.

Shang Ni exclaimed, "This, so specific? Teacher Ding, how do you know?"

Zhuang Mengzhou said with a smile: "Jianghu Shocking Spirit Technique, it seems that you have already started." ”

Ding Qi replied: "This is not specific, if the criminal investigation department wants to find a suspect, such characteristic information is far from enough, unless it is screened among existing suspects." As for how these conclusions were reached, it is complicated to talk about the theoretical process, and we generally give the information directly. ”

Xian Hao groaned: "I don't have nails, I use my right hand, my height is about 1.8 to 1.85 meters, and my body is not fat, we have already seen these conclusions." The others are quite interesting and intuitive. ”

Shang Ni: "Sister Xian Hao, how did you see that?"

Xian Hao: "Senior Brother Zhu's car, the left side of the rearview mirror is tilted up a little, it should have been hit by the head." The person who installed the bug was very careful, leaving almost no other traces, except that his head touched the rearview mirror slightly when he got up.

He pried the left front door of the car to drill into the driver's position to install the bug, and based on the space in the saddle, the steering wheel, and the position where he installed the bug, it is possible to infer his posture at that time, and his height can also be inferred. And this person can't be too fat, otherwise he won't be able to lean down, and he will install the bugging device higher......"

Zhuang Mengzhou waved his hand and said, "Continue to listen to Teacher Ding." ”

Ding Qi said again: "This person must be doing private work, and he doesn't want his unit and colleagues to know that it is not District Chief Zhu who committed any case and is being investigated." ”

He then wrote a third article on a blank piece of paper: It may be a person in the rivers and lakes, who uses his position to control resources for profit, and may have ties with certain social groups, and this is not the first time he has done this.

Zhu Shanxian asked, "What else?"

Ding Qi wrote the fourth article: This person used a name, called Yu Chengren, which may be an impostor. He'll be visiting soon, probably tonight!

As soon as this article was written, everyone stood up and said in unison, "What's going on?"

Ding Qi put down the pen in his hand and said with a smile: "This afternoon, I received two help-seekers, both of whom were not sick and pretended to be sick. The first one pretended to be very unlike, so I won't talk about it. The second one is very good, the name of the appointment registration is Yu Chengren, I just met him, and I almost did it!"

Rewind the time to more than three o'clock in the afternoon, what happened in the psychological clinic of Boci Medical at that time? Ding Qi asked Yu Chengren to tell the details of his experience in reality, and Yu Chengren said a paragraph. Ding Qi suddenly interjected: "Yu Chengren is not your real name, right?"

Yu Chengren was stunned: "Teacher Ding, what do you mean by this?"

Ding Qi said unhurriedly: "You should be professionally trained, and there are almost no flaws in your self-reported illness." But I would like to point out two points, the first is that you are too skilled in introducing the symptoms. You're describing the symptoms of depression, not how you feel, and of course, you're putting the symptoms on yourself and reading the medical records.

Second, I want you to paraphrase what your colleague said about you, including what you said in person, and when you mention your name, the speed of your speech changes, as if you are talking about details that require special attention. No one is unfamiliar with their name, and you should pay special attention when talking, indicating that you are not familiar with the name, and it is borrowed temporarily. ”

Yu Chengren stood up and said, "Doctor Ding, you are too much! I trusted you to come to you, you are talking nonsense, I want to complain, I have not seen a psychiatrist like you!"

Ding Qi actually smiled: "Although you went to complain, I have never seen a depressed person like you." For the sake of respect, we don't have audio and video recordings here, you came to find a psychiatrist, but you hid a voice recorder in your pocket and recorded our conversations, is this also a professional habit?"

Yu Chengren's face finally changed, and he took a step back and said, "You, you are open-mouthed!"