232. False plesiosaur
When he came back, Emperor Wu drove, although Frank drank well, but he couldn't be sloppy about driving, in case he was caught by the police, it would be very troublesome.
In the days that followed, Cole would call Emperor Wu every day to tell them how popular the grass he had brought with him was, which would help them a lot.
The day of going home for the New Year is getting closer and closer, and Emperor Wu is becoming more and more worried.
Kaibi's game is in full swing, and it seems that it is difficult to go back to his hometown together, and he is in a dilemma when he thinks of his mother looking forward to it at home.
The day before yesterday, the old lady called and said that the old mother had blown out the cowhide, saying that her son was going to bring back a foreign daughter-in-law for the New Year, and showed the neighbors a photo of the prospective daughter-in-law.
The neighbors were stunned and didn't believe it, this looks like a movie star, why did she become your daughter-in-law?
Emperor Wu complained, this old mother is too white, if she can't go back, she won't be laughed at for a big year.
Worry is worried, Emperor Wu has no good way, life has to go on, and living the next days is the right way.
It is not false to say that the Nanao ranch is a treasure trove, Huaxi Lake has found opal, the cellar with a perennial lock door has found wine that has been treasured for several years, and the underground contains abundant groundwater.
Emperor Wu felt that Huaxi Lake must be more than one or two opals, and a lake in Nuoda with only a few lonely gems, would it be too lonely?
But Emperor Wu doesn't have time to hunt for treasure now, and everything on the ground is too busy to finish, so how can he have the heart to manage underwater.
Mr. Kane's northern wilderness has not had time to pass, and I feel ashamed.
Kane himself struggled to negotiate with the local natives, and still has no eyebrows.
Just as he was about to take a nap, Patricia, who was fishing in Huaxi Lake with the sun on her head at noon, called and excitedly said that she had found a plesiosaur in the lake!
Emperor Wu's first thought was why there was always a situation when he was planning to take a lunch break!
Secondly, when I heard this name, I didn't lean on the Jurassic side, and I thought that the name plesiosaur was so familiar!
Slammed his thigh, this Nima is the name of the dinosaur!
"Plesiosaur, you snake spirit disease! It's been 65 million years since its meow was extinct!" Emperor Wu complained.
"It's true, lying on the deck of the yacht in the sun!"
The plesiosaur that lived in the waters of ancient Australia was about 12 meters long, and the yacht was only as long......
Imagine that behemoth lying on the deck to rest, not to mention whether the yacht sinks or not, Xiaopa's call must be lying on it.
Emperor Wu is a curious baby, and he knows that this guy Xiaopa must be doing something, so he got dressed and drove a bird of prey and planned to go over to take a look.
When they arrived at the lake, they did not find the so-called plesiosaur, but Patricia was resting on the yacht "on his stomach".
"Hey, do you mean yourself by plesiosaur?" Wu Diliu Khan, from his point of view, Xiao Pa was leaning over the deck like a fish to bask in the sun.
"Come here!" Patricia said loudly, and asked Emperor Wu to be quiet.
Emperor Wu sweated even more, "Big man, you have to drive the boat to the shore before I can go up!"
Xiao Pa felt that it made sense, and slowly got up to start the boat, and when he turned back ten meters, there seemed to be something on the deck.
Emperor Wu didn't understand what medicine was sold in this kid's gourd, since he got along with Lisa, Xiaopa's IQ has dropped rapidly, and it is said that the IQ of men and women in love has plummeted, which seems to be true at all.
Of course, Emperor Wu is an exception, and it doesn't matter if his IQ drops at his fullest. Kaibi is also a little down, when he is with Emperor Wu, he can't even cross the road, he just knows how to hold Emperor Wu's arm.
Before the yacht docked, Emperor Wu jumped up directly, he wanted to see what kind of divine attraction Xiao Pa was.
Hearing the commotion, Pa immediately ran out of the cabin, looking for something on the back deck.
Emperor Wu searched for him with his gaze, and finally found that a small thing was "running wild".
Looking at the four-legged movements alone is really hard, worthy of the word "running wildly", there is a feeling of Hot Wheels, but it is not much different from standing still when you look at it from a distance.
The so-called plesiosaur was actually a tortoise.
"That's it, plesiosaur, do you have a fever?" Emperor Wu squatted down to observe the little guy.
"Look at how long its neck is! It may be the offspring of a plesiosaur, which shrunk its body and evolved a hard shell in order to avoid being hunted by predators!"
Xiaopa said it very seriously, Emperor Wu almost believed it, his tone of voice was more and more similar to Lisa, the two of them would protect each other together!
"Pa, are you serious? This thing is called a turtle, is your biology teacher still alive?"
"Elementary school?"
"Middle school, elementary school has a fart biology class. ”
"I passed away the year before last. ”
"I'm sorry to hear that, but I'm going to say that your biology teacher's coffin board is going to be overwhelmed. ”
Emperor Wu continued to popularize science, "This turtle is called the Australian big-headed curved-necked turtle, you see how beautiful its back is. ”
This is the characteristic of the curved neck turtle, the body color of the young turtle is very showy, very beautiful, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a handsome little fresh meat in the turtle, as it grows up, the color fades, and the head stripes will weaken a lot.
Patricia laughed, "Haha, boss, if I hadn't said there was a plesiosaur, you would have come and see the tortoise?"
Emperor Wu frowned and said, "Do you think I really came with the mentality of a plesiosaur? I thought you had hung enough fish and wanted me to help you carry the fish." ”
Speaking of fishing, Patricia had a good day, with three big fish plopping in the bucket, and he said he was going to send them to Lisa's father, Berkeley.
Emperor Wu nodded, this kid can, dare to use the boss's things to beat people, I can't take a few cows to propose relatives one day.
Judging from the aesthetics of a turtle, this curved-necked turtle is very beautiful, either a handsome guy in the turtle world, or a big beauty in the turtle world.
Its eyes are surrounded by a pale yellow stripe, encompassing the left and right eyes, as if covered with a turban.
This look reminded Emperor Wu of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, an American cartoon that was very popular when he was a child.
Once, a history teacher talked about the Three Masters of the Renaissance, and a student stood up firmly and said, "No, they are turtles!"
"So, are you Leonardo da Vinci or Michelangelo or Raphael?" Emperor Wu asked with concern as he touched his little head.
He looked up again and asked, "Who is the yellow or orange turtle?"
"Dona Cairo... Right?" said Pa.
This thing has no childhood, Dona Cairo is also Einstein, a purple turtle playing sticks.
"Michelangelo! That's right, orange is Michelangelo with a nunchuck!" Emperor Wu thought of it.
"Isn't Raphael the one with the nunchuck?" Patricia muttered to herself.
Emperor Wu handed him his mobile phone and asked Xiaopa to supplement his childhood.
Michelangelo's name was too long, so Emperor Wu called it "millet".
The long-necked turtle in front of him didn't realize that he had the same name as a well-known Chinese brand, and that it was the same name as a peeled product of rice called millet.
Millet was originally lying on the deck basking in the sun, but after Emperor Wu jumped up, the little guy began to run away at the maximum speed it could, only to be lifted back by Emperor Wu with two fingers as soon as he reached the edge of the yacht.
The little guy is the size of an adult's palm, so the question is, why is Xiaomi here? Where is its family? It can't be that it crawled from somewhere else!