The capital of life, the muddy hot springs. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"The Capital of Life Confused Hot Springs Main Store has opened, welcome everyone!" "QH Guard Captain Nirvana, who had been busy for several days, finally built the Confused Hot Springs on the piece of land that Yunero had assigned to him in the central area of the City of Life. Thanks to the technology provided by the Mipo family, the artificial hot springs. Add a little mineral to it, and the effect is even better than that of the muddy hot spring shop on the hot spring island.

Nirvana stood at the front desk with a sad face, and several recruited waitresses at the door warmly greeted the guests, but it was useless, the pedestrians on the street were running everywhere, and occasionally explosions and shouts of killing could be heard.

"Alas, how can there be no guests, there are so many people in the capital of life. Nirvana couldn't help complaining, when the construction of the Confused Hot Spring started a few days ago, many residents of the City of Life came to watch, and everyone expressed their interest in the Confused Hot Spring, but now there is not a single one.

"Boss~, now the capital of life is happening ****, and it is natural that there are no guests~" A waitress at the door said.

"****!?****What is it!?" Nirvana's head tilted, indicating that we don't know.

"Boss dear~, **** is that someone has rebelled and wants to overthrow the Admiral. So the capital of life is very chaotic now, and there are no guests on the streets~. The woman said sweetly, only amusing the earth buns from the empty island of Nirvana.

"Oh, that's it, is it like those Sandia warriors?" Nirvana immediately thought of when he was a priest on Sky Island, and it turned out that those Sandia warriors were called **** at that time. Since it is ****, it is normal to have no guests, looking at the few hostesses at the door, Nirvana asked: "Hey, don't you go home, it's very dangerous now." ”

Several hostesses Yingying Yanyan said with a smile: "Boss pro~ Isn't it more dangerous to go home~ Huh, you must know that the boss is very powerful, ordinary people are definitely not the opponents of the boss, and it is the safest to stay by the boss's side~"

Nirvana's heart was satisfied after hearing this, and sure enough, the residents of QH were the kindest, so it was better to roll his eyes and celebrate: "Oh, yes, that's good, you guys are here, there should be no problem with me." Oops, oops, I can't see again. ”

The waitresses sneered: "Boss~ You rolled your eyes again~"

"Huh, is it?" Nirvana blinked his eyes, and then returned to normal, and breathed a sigh of relief: "Ah, I can finally see it." ”

"Boom. The waitresses sneered, and then asked, "Boss~ It's a **** period now, and there are no guests, should we stop business first?"

Nirvana made a straight face, as if someone owed him something, and said: "This is not good, the main store of Confused Hot Springs is open 24 hours a day, and we have only opened, so we can't close down." Keep going, there will definitely be guests coming. ”

At this time, several vicious-looking rebel pirates, armed with bloody knives in their hands, slaughtered at the gate of the Confused Hot Springs. One of them said: "Boss, look, the newly built confused hot spring, should we go in and take a bath, it's so uncomfortable to be covered with blood." ”

The other pirate smiled obscenely and said, "That's right, boss, look at those hostesses, all of them are water and spirits, little brother, my big axe is already hungry and thirsty, why don't you go and vent the fire." ”

The pirate at the head looked at the several hostesses at the gate of the confused hot spring, and rubbed it, very good, it was the type that my brother liked, so he waved his hand and said, "Okay, brothers, let's go to the confused hot spring to take a bath, and let the waitresses make us a horse and kill chickens." ”

"Roar! The boss is so good! Follow the boss to eat and drink spicy! What Yunero pirates, all trampled under their feet!"

The hostesses watched a group of fierce pirates walking towards this side, they were originally people in the Yunero Pirates, they had never seen any strong winds and waves, so they naturally would not be frightened by this group of pirates, but instead said to Nirvana with an excited expression: "Boss pro ~ boss pro ~ quick! Hurry! Guests are coming! Guests are coming!"

Nirvana heard this, what are the guests? Hurriedly ran out of the front desk, this is the first batch of guests he has received since the opening, the virgin guest, greeted with a rigid smile, and hurriedly said: "Welcome to the main store of Mutu Hot Springs, do you want to soak in the hot springs to make horses and chickens, or do you want to do horses and chickens and then soak in the hot springs?"

Seeing a strange man suddenly rushing out of the confused hot spring, with a pair of strange wings on his back, the pirates who thought it was the hostess naturally didn't have a good face: "What's the difference?"

Nirvana smiled and said: "Of course there is a difference, one is to soak in the hot springs first, and then do horses and chickens." The other is to make horses and chickens first, and then soak in the hot springs. ”

Ahh ”

"Okay, welcome! 1,500 Berry per person, you have 7 guests here, I'll calculate it for you, a total of 10,500 Berry. Since it opens on the first day today, I will give you a 75% discount, a total of 7875 berry. Because you are the first guests, the Confused Hot Springs are here to wipe off your fractions, a total of 7,000 baileys. As one of the first guests to enjoy the hot springs, you can pay after the hot springs and the chicken are finished, so I wish you a pleasant dip. Nirvana's smiling face finally ushered in a group of guests, and he hurriedly made an internal invitation.

Several pirates didn't plan to pay, but as soon as they heard that Nirvana asked them to pay afterwards, it was a roar, and when the time came, they directly slaughtered the man and the hostess snapped.

After undressing, several pirates entered the pool naked, "Ah~", a comfortable sigh, so comfortable. After a while, just as a few people were enjoying themselves, they saw Nirvana also stripped naked, tied with a bath towel, walked in from outside, and stood quietly on the shore, staring at the pirates in the hot spring.

The pirates were startled and shouted, "What are you going to do!?"

Nirvana smiled respectfully and said, "Guests, didn't I wait for you to make horses and chickens for you after soaking?"

"Are you a horse and a chicken?"

"Ah, they're just hostesses, in charge of picking up guests, and I'll leave the rest to me as the captain of the QH guard. Roar, don't worry, my craft is absolutely good. Nirvana then showed everyone his biceps and disgusted everyone.

"What, it's not a sister paper !!?" The pirate led by the leader stood up from the hot spring, looking like he was looking for Nirvana.

"Guest, are you done? Then the horse killed **** Nirvana thought that the pirate was finished, walked slowly, hugged it, and strangled it to death, only to hear the sound of "click", the pirate's body seemed to make some indescribable sound, so his body was spread, and he had to be at the mercy of Nirvana.

Nirvana directly threw the pirate on the ground, then sat on it, pulled the arms and thighs with a click, and then snapped and killed the chicken. made the pirate scream, and the other 6 pirates, when they heard it, the boss had an accident, this is the rhythm of the pill, and hurriedly stood out of the hot spring, ready to find Nirvana desperately.

"Uh-huh, have you soaked a few guests, do you want to kill chickens? Okay, I'll have to work harder. Nirvana thought that the 6 pirates were also ready to kill chickens, so he quickly wiped the pirate led by him to make a joint activation, and then flashed behind the 6 pirates, hugged them one by one, and put them on the ground one by one.

After a period of mourning, Nirvana wiped the sweat stains on his forehead, exhaled, looked at the seven pirates lying on the ground, and said with satisfaction: "Okay, distinguished guests, the hot spring is also finished, and the horse killing chicken has also been done, it's time to settle the bill, a total of 7,000 berry, welcome to come again." ”

Several pirates slowed down for a while before they got up from the ground, although their bodies were much more comfortable by Nirvana's horses and chickens, but in the tragic situation just now, several pirates decided to slaughter Nirvana. So the boss at the head said: "Hmph, make us so miserable, see if we don't kill you." Why do we have to pay for the hot springs that we can soak, and we don't have any money. Brothers, copy guys, this guy. ”

"Roar!"

"What!?No money!?" Nirvana saw that these people originally wanted to eat Bawang Hot Springs, which is not good, and they also the guys, which is worth it. At that moment, his fist beckoned to several pirates, after all, the former Sky Island priest, how could it be that ordinary miscellaneous fish pirates could deal with it, bang bang bang, three times five divided by two, 7 pirates were beaten into pigs' heads.

Nirvana carried the head of the pirate who had been beaten to the point of being inhuman, and said, "Give the money quickly!

"Quick...... Fast...... Give the money quickly......" The pirate leader said to several of his subordinates, so several pirates touched for a long time, and finally made up 6999 Berry from their bodies, and the pirate leader took Berry weakly in front of Nirvana and said, "Old ...... Boss, this ...... It's all our money......"

Nirvana took the money and counted it, huh, there was still 1 berry left, he looked at a few people with an unhappy face, and said dissatisfiedly: "There is still 1 berry left." ”

The pirate leader smiled bitterly and said, "It's really gone, boss." ”

"Hmph, forget it, it's not a big problem to miss 1 berry. Nirvana said and threw the seven people out of the Confused Hot Spring, scolding: "Guy who has no money, don't come to my Confused Hot Spring in the future." "After the pirates were thrown out, they fled with their clothes and pants in the desert.

The waitresses at the door said one after another: "Wow~ The boss is so good~ So handsome~!" made Nirvana's old face blush, and he looked embarrassed.

After a while, a few more vicious pirates came.

"Welcome! You guests, do you want to soak in the hot springs first or do you want to kill the chickens first? Soak in the hot springs first, please!" Nirvana greeted him with a smile on his face, and then ushered in the new pirates. After a while, the pirates were thrown out again, and at this time, Nirvana said with an angry face: "Made, poor ghost, is poorer than those pirates just now, and there are only 5,000 Berry." Hmph, after killing horses and chickens, you still want to rob me, go to death, don't let me see you again next time!"

After these pirates were thrown out, another group of rebellious pirates came, and Nirvana hurriedly greeted them: "Welcome! Guests, do you want to soak in the hot springs first or do you want to be a horse and kill chickens first?

It's just that after a while, he was thrown out by Nirvana again, scolding: "You poor pirates, you are bastards, and a group of people who want to rob me, go to death!"

After this batch of pirates was thrown out, another batch of pirates came. In this way, more and more pirates were thrown out of the confused hot springs by Nirvana, and those pirates who were thrown out and looted by Nirvana began to connect in series, thinking about robbing Nirvana's confused hot springs and regaining their dignity as pirates.