Chapter 01 I used to be a banknote capable person (new book for collection, signed inside)
I'm a money maker.
The world's No. 1 banknote capable.
Shake the ancient and modern money ability!
Anyway, no one is richer than me, no one is better than me!
My name is Zhang Wei.
To be modest, I may be the richest man in the universe.
However, there will also be things that the richest man in the universe can't do.
For example, summoning a dragon or something.
I used to think so.
But now, I've changed that view.
......
Thinking of this, the man closed his eyes and began to remember everything that had happened in the morning.
Originally, he was just boredly building the pyramid with gold bars today, as in the past.
When he got to the seventh, he stopped.
And the reason why he had to wait until the seventh seat to stop was because he felt that "seven" represented hope.
It's like gathering seven dragon balls to summon a dragon, gathering seven dwarfs to wake up a princess, and gathering 77777 to summon a ...... The same as that man.
He pinned all his hopes on this number.
Who the hell wants this kind of life!
Labor and management are fed up!
Who wants!
Pack!
Free shipping!
The man folded his hands, closed his eyes and bowed his head, and made a wish in front of the seven golden pagodas:
"If I could, I would be willing to exchange all my possessions for an ordinary life!"
......
Boom Boom –
The earth trembled, and the towers of the seven golden pagodas shone brightly, and the spires of the towers bloomed with dazzling golden light.
Seven beams of golden light shot towards the sky, and after the sky met, it spiraled upwards and transformed into a huge body, just like the legendary dragon!
The man ate a whale, and was about to make a wish, when he saw a lightning bolt with a diameter of no less than ten meters suddenly fall from the dragon's mouth!
Syllable!
As the saying goes, don't pretend to be in a hurry, pretend to be struck by lightning.
With a loud bang, he was slashed......
In the blink of an eye, I arrived at this place that I had never been before-
Except for the two doorposts not far away, a few wisps of spiritual charm visible to the naked eye, and the eyes are full of clouds.
The man looked at his hands incredulously.
Heaven?
Could it be that God can't stand it anymore and really chop me to death?
While sighing, he thought that it would be good to be able to get a wall of Meng Po's true face earlier.
In case, it's still a young lady who is full of evil in the fairy!
......
No, this should be the heavenly realm, Meng Po should be in hell, right?
Who is in charge of serving the soup in the heavenly realm?
Seven fairies or peony fairies?
The more the man thought about it, the more curious he became, and his heart rippled for the first time in a long time.
Walk briskly forward.
I saw that there were three big golden characters of "Nantianmen" written on the doorpost.
Looking at the two sides of the doorpost, there are four big men in the shape of a biao, at least six or seven meters high.
The four of them hold foils, pipas, umbrellas and iron whips in their hands, like a street stall combination.
Five big and three thick, big shoulders and round waist, plus a blowing beard and staring at the shape.
In the novel, it is obviously the kind of character who is strong on the outside and dry in the middle, who can fly hundreds of feet with one punch, and then shouts "You dare to shoot at this great god!" at the top of his voice.
This look, as long as you are not blind, you can see that it is the Four Heavenly Kings.
The man walked around the Four Heavenly Kings for a long time, and these goods obviously saw him, but they never spoke.
He raised his eyebrows, no matter how he looked at it, it didn't look like a place to register for soup.
Look around.
The man did find the "registry office" in the clouds.
Half-hidden in the clouds was a banner that was not very conspicuous -
Ascension registry?
If you look closely, there seems to be a person under the banner.
The man stepped on the soft clouds and walked briskly towards the registration office.
Wait for him to get closer.
Sure enough, under the banner, there really has to be someone!
No, it's a fairy!
At this moment, a fairy with green silk manman was tilting his head and resting lightly on his jade arm.
This fairy is the daughter of the Emperor of Heaven - the Nine Heavens Xuannu.
Men have read countless women, but they have never seen such a beautiful woman.
Even the jade dew at the corner of her mouth is so fresh and refined!
In this situation, the man built the impulse in his heart into words-
"it!"
"Who wants to harm this immortal!"
The Nine Heavens Xuannu woke up from her dream, and in a trance, her sleepy eyes reflected an incomparably handsome face.
"Oh hoo!"
She hurriedly wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth, stood up, her eyes full of aura flashed twice, and asked the man, "That...... I'm sorry, this beautiful man, no, this monk, what do you call it?"
Beauty...... Beautiful man?
The man put away his somewhat hot eyes, and replied lightly: "My name is Zhang Wei, I want to ask, where can I get Meng Po soup?"
The Nine Heavens Xuannu was slightly stunned.
Zhang wei?
I seem to have heard this name somewhere.
"Wait a minute, please. ”
The Nine Heavens Xuannu secretly glanced at him again, and then opened the "Ascension Registration Form" in her hand and began to look for the name line by line.
She was not responsible for the "Flying Ascension Registration Office", but some time ago, she lost too much mahjong with her sisters, and in desperation, she could only go here to work hard.
It's a bad place, but it's boring.
Since the Nine Heavens Xuannu meditated here, she has never even opened a single one, and she has to face the four "flying faces" of the Four Heavenly Kings all day long, and she just wants to feel sick to her stomach!
It's good today, not only is it open, but it's also a handsome guy!
Maybe it can be further developed in the future, and we want a little girl or something!
She was happily crooked, and the man suddenly reminded: "I'm not a ...... of Ascension"
"Don't worry, right away!"
The Nine Heavens Xuannu smiled shyly and buried her head in the booklet again.
The man pondered.
To check a name, you have to hold this roster and look down one by one, so which life do you have to find?
The Celestial Realm wouldn't even have spreadsheets, would it?
Doesn't it mean that programmers are considered high-risk professions?
There should be a lot of reports from the heavens every year, why haven't the IT industry in the heavenly realm been stirred up?
......
"Found it!"
The jade of the Nine Heavens Xuannu pointed to the name of "Zhang Wei" in the roster and looked down little by little......
Name: Wei Zhang
Age: 26
Studied under Xianmen: None
Immortal cultivation process: None
Degree of Anger: None
Tribulation Thunder: 0
Additional Thunder Heal Attached: None
Note: Donate 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Approval opinion: None.
Approval Result: Agree to Ascend.
Approver: Emperor of Heaven.
Approval note: It is recommended to serve as the chief God of Wealth in the Heavenly Realm, and priority can be given to accepting him as a son-in-law.
The corners of the Nine Heavens Xuannu's mouth twitched.
Nani!
The Emperor's father actually planned to marry me without the consent of his mother?
But......
Zhang Weichang is so handsome.
It's so rich.
It's simply god-level rich and handsome!
After getting married,
You don't have to do anything every day, eat, drink, watch movies, chat, how cool!
Marry!
Not marrying is not a person!
Ahem.
Xuannu, you have to be calm, dignified, and elegant!
The Nine Heavens Xuannu took a few quick breaths, exhaled a long breath, and said calmly to the man: "The information in the roster has been checked, in view of your contribution to the Heavenly Realm, the Heavenly Emperor has been allowed to ascend exceptionally, and the official position is the Chief God of Wealth in the Heavenly Realm, and there are ......"
"However, I refused. ”
As soon as the man heard the word "wealth", he didn't think about it, and directly refused:
"I'm not interested in money. ”
"I've never made any contribution to the Heavenly Realm, and I don't want this unwarranted official position. ”
"I just want to live an ordinary life in a world of tension, excitement and philosophy, away from money, and on my own ability. ”
What humility!
How noble!
What an enlightenment!
What a realm!
The Nine Heavens Xuannu bit her lip and suddenly felt so small.
Perhaps, in front of such a person, anyone is insignificant.
She knew she wasn't worthy of him right now.
Only by continuing to work hard, one day in the future, it will be possible to stand by his side with Zhang Xiaoxuan!
Boom –
After shedding tears in her heart, the Nine Heavens Xuannu slowly relieved, nodded lightly, and sighed in response: "Since you insist on this, I will help you achieve your wish." ”
......
On the fallen immortal platform, the man stood in the wind, and his mood was a little complicated.
He was originally a person who didn't care, but now, he has a fairy in his heart.
It would be nice to be able to stay in the heavenly realm with her.
Is this just like?
It's wonderful to be like someone.
What will the pork ribs, fried rice, and wowotou that you earn by your own hard work taste like?
It is said that it is the most fragrant thing in the world......
On the edge of the fallen immortal platform, the man put his hands in his pockets, turned over and jumped, and began to look forward to that ordinary life.
Finally...... Can it be ordinary......