Chapter 297: A Genius Pretending to Be Confused

Zhang Dawei knew very well that Melissa and the baby bathed relatively slowly, but he didn't expect it to be so slow this time.

Just when Zhang Dawei was still wondering, Melissa had already pushed open the bedroom door and walked in, although it was a water hibiscus, it did make Zhang Dawei's heart extremely excited, but it seemed that Melissa seemed to be in a little wrong mood, a little crying and laughing.

"Honey, go see your daughter. Melissa pointed to the door and said angrily, "Your daughter is a genius, I have never doubted that. But I also know now that geniuses are never easy to take care of. ”

Zhang Dawei gasped, he was used to some things now.

For example, as long as the baby is doing well, then Melissa must say that the baby has her excellent genes. But if the baby's behavior makes people laugh and cry, then the title is basically 'your daughter'.

In other words, as long as the baby behaves well, it must be due to Melissa. If the baby's performance makes Melissa entangled, it will immediately be Zhang Dawei's genes, which is basically the title of 'your daughter'.

Zhang Dawei walked to the bathroom with some hesitation, because he hadn't taken a shower yet.

As soon as he arrived at the bathroom, Zhang Dawei immediately knew why Melissa looked like she was crying and laughing, and he was speechless.

In front of the dressing mirror, the baby in small pajamas stands happily in front of the mirror. This seems to be a little girl who loves stinky beauty, and now she is starting to look in the mirror in the stinky beauty, meticulously looking at the stinky beauty in the mirror.

It's just that suddenly, Zhang Dawei found that something was wrong, the baby was definitely not stinky and beautiful.

The little girl stretched out her fleshy little hand and gently pinched her little face, pulled it gently, and then immediately let go.

"Toot ~~"

There's also a dubbing.,This is to see the flesh on the little face shake up.。

Although the baby's little face is a little fleshy, there is a little baby fat. But now the baby's little idea doesn't seem very realistic. In the final analysis, it is because the baby is not fat enough, and there is really not enough meat on the little face.

"Baby, what are you doing?"

Pinching the little face and looking carefully, the baby also replied, "Dad, the meat on the little pig's face is the cutest, and the baby's face is meaty." ”

Zhang Dawei immediately wondered, Xiao Qiao's big-bellied pig is indeed quite fat. But really speaking, Xiao Qiao also has such an exaggerated big belly, which is due to genes and breeds. To say that although Xiao Qiao's face has fat, it is not an exaggeration.

Pull the bathroom door shut, and let the little girl continue to play the flesh on her face here, and let her amuse herself.

As for Zhang Dawei's bathing speed, he is generally very fast, washing his hair, washing his face, and then putting on a shower gel. Under normal circumstances, Zhang Dawei can guarantee that he can take a bath in five minutes, and it is not so troublesome.

After taking a bath, I found that the baby was still there playing the flesh on his face, and it seemed that this little girl was fascinated by the game.

A handful of the little girl in his arms, although the baby is screaming and kicking, the little slippers have been left and right. But this doesn't need to be cared about at all, taking this little girl away is the most important thing, lest she continue to stink and be beautiful here.

Throwing the baby on the bed, Zhang Dawei asked, "Mei Li, what's the matter with her?"

"It should be a meme or a GIF, it could be a cartoon pig flicking the meat on his face. Melissa knew a lot about it, so she explained, "Honey, I think she's going to be trying to gain weight in the next few days, I'm sure!"

The baby's weight is basically constantly changing, and his thoughts will change at any time.

Under normal circumstances, if she is fat, the little girl may be angry. However, when it is necessary to eat, the baby will say that it is not cute to be thin, and that fat is healthier...... In short, this little girl's ideas are always in her favor, and this little girl has a lot of ideas about choice.

The baby had crawled into Melissa's arms, and his little paws were untruthfully stretched into Melissa's water pajamas. The result is self-evident, Melissa and the baby are playing and playing, and Zhang Dawei feels that the time is almost up, so he takes the baby away directly.

Pooh and White are both well-behaved children, already lying on the bed, and Rudolph is not mixed up with the treatment of sleeping in the bed, and like Little Joe, they are nestled in their little nest, resting quietly.

"Xiaobai, Pooh, I'm back!" the happy baby shouted loudly, happily giving out the command loudly, "Little Joe, Rudolph, you haven't given me a goodnight kiss yet!"

Rudolph and Little Joe, who had been lying quietly in the nest, got up and ran slowly to the bed. The baby pouted and kissed Rudolph and Joe on the cheeks, so she thought Rudolph and Joe would be happy to sleep.

Zhang Dawei just sat quietly on the edge of the bed and gently patted the baby's back. The little girl had such a habit when she was a child, if Zhang Dawei could gently touch her back and give her a gentle itch, the little girl would fall asleep quickly.

It doesn't even mean that your baby will be able to end the job immediately when she falls asleep, she needs to be fully asleep. Otherwise, the little girl might open her eyes in a daze, and then grab Zhang Dawei's hand and continue to scratch the itch.

Bedtime stories, bedtime nursery rhymes, these are also available. It's just that sometimes, it's also to scratch the baby's itch, and the baby chats; the form is not the most important, the most important thing is to accompany, which is what the baby likes.

The lights are definitely not turned off, because the baby does not like to sleep in the dark, she will be afraid. As for the poor sleep quality caused by sleeping with the lights on, Zhang Dawei doesn't care much about such things. Because everyone has their own characteristics, it is not necessary to say that other people's standards are the most suitable for themselves, just live their own style and habits.

When he returned to the bedroom and saw Melissa reading again, Zhang Dawei took the magazine angrily and said.

"You don't plan to be a musician, a performer, why do you always read these books. ”

Melissa was envious and jealous, and grabbed Zhang Dawei's ear angrily and said, "I need to work harder to ensure that I am not eliminated, to ensure that I can support the operation of the music training school, I need to have my own strength." But you're different, even if you're always the laziest attitude, even if you've been wasting your talent, you've always been successful!"

Zhang Dawei shrugged his shoulders and said angrily, "My talent and ability may only be reflected in sports. Although you and your baby play a lot of tunes, it just seems that I haven't learned a single tune until now. I don't have talent, I don't have that artistic cell. So beloved, God is fair. ”

Hearing Zhang Dawei say this, Melissa was comforted a little, because what Zhang Dawei said was quite reasonable.

Of course, it is reasonable, because Zhang Dawei can be summed up by 'well-developed limbs and simple mind'. It's true that this guy's physical fitness is extremely good, but Melissa also joked that Zhang Dawei's brain may be full of muscles.

The reason is that he doesn't understand what art and the like, because he can't do any technical work.

"Honey, baby is so naughty, I think we can start teaching her something slowly. Melissa is seizing and holding down Zhang Dawei's salty pig hand, "She will definitely continue to play games and continue to grow happily, but we also need to slowly cultivate some of her learning abilities, you see what this little guy is doing every day now!"

Zhang Dawei was full of frustration, because Melissa was actually talking about such a serious thing at this time. To be honest, this makes a big man like Zhang Dawei full of frustration......

"She?" Zhang Dawei was a little helpless and a little angry, "Maybe she is the one who is really wasting her talent, I know she is very smart, but she is really wasting her talent." I still don't know her true level, I don't know if she really can't count or really can't sing nursery rhymes. She was taught badly by Xiaobai, and they will all hide their true level. ”

Hearing Zhang Dawei say this, Melissa was even more angry and pinched the soft flesh on Zhang Dawei's waist.

Seeing Zhang Dawei grinning with his teeth and looking very painful, Melissa was even more angry, because she knew that Zhang Dawei must be pretending, and such an exaggerated acting skill didn't know if he taught Xiaobai, or Xiaobai taught him.

In short, the exaggerated and brutalist acting skills at home are very popular, and it is really difficult to put into it when you look at it.

Melissa is also full of frustration, because many women's best skills don't seem to be very effective here in Zhang Dawei.

For example, this matter of pinching the soft flesh on the waist, many women are self-taught. Melissa naturally will, but every time she pinches the soft flesh on Dawei's waist, it basically takes hard work to pinch it, and the muscles on this guy's body are too developed, and it is not a simple thing to get started.

The most important thing is that Melissa knows very well that although Zhang Dawei will be injured, he will also feel pain. But this guy's ability to resist and resist hits is really outstanding. is so good that sometimes when I see him pretending to be in pain, it will only make people more angry, because his acting skills are really unintentional and exaggerated, and it looks like he is mocking.

Zhang Dawei and Melissa were discussing seriously, because they really had some worries, and they couldn't figure out the true level of the baby and Xiaobai. These two little guys get together, and they are definitely the best combination of pretending to be confused, and they are both geniuses of pretending to be confused.

It's true to know that they have a level, but it's a bit hard to say what their level is like.

Because the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, so in order to live a little easier, in order not to bear more pressure, so it is better to quickly show weaker, so that you can continue to mess around. ()

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