Text Chapter 58: I want your dog to die 3000

When I returned home, I kept opening my bow and arrows, reliving the feeling of doing whatever I wanted and hitting every shot.

I just saw from the memories that Fang Zhang entered the sports committee from that day and began a vigorous athlete career, winning gold medals in various events in just a few years, and being selected for the Olympic national team, known as a once-in-a-century genius boy.

It's just that the picture came to an abrupt end in a car accident, which should be a system setting, for behaviors that may change history, the protection mechanism was activated, and the chapter in the parallel world was sent to a car accident, and then the soul was merged into the deity. But how can there be a feeling of fattening and slaughtering? Could it be a pet raised by another house chapter?

Antique shop backyard

Fang Zhang opened the bow and aimed at the red heart of the ballpoint stroke on the wall, opened the bow, and squeaked.

I saw Fang Zhang grinning and sweat beads coming down, he tried his best to figure it out, and it was difficult for this bow and arrow to be full.

Bang, the arrow on the string drew an arc in the air weakly, and stuck it on the ground not far away, without even touching the target.

Wasn't it good to be in the store before? The static target is a grasshopper, and the moving target is a dragonfly, and the arrow is like opening its eyes, and it hits every shot. How did it fail now? What about the outrageous soul?

No, I don't believe in evil, saying that Fang Zhang opened the bow again, held his breath, and aimed.

I can do it, I can do it!

At this time, Mr. Liu walked over from the back door, and when he saw it, he was surprised: "Yo, the action standard oh, you have also practiced this!"

Bang, arrows, whoosks.

Mr. Liu's face was full of surprise, and he looked at Fang Zhang incredulously, "This is a joke!"

I saw that the arrow that had just been shot was inserted into Mr. Liu's upper!

......

In the house, Mr. Liu sat on the sofa and exclaimed, although the arrow pierced the upper of the shoe, but it passed through the two toes, "You kid, you are not allowed to bang this thing in the future, fortunately, there is no danger." ”

Fang Zhang is also helpless, this ability is fleeting, is it also a one-time consumable? When Fang Zhang was meditating, a terrifying thing happened, and there was a double image in the process of waving his arm, which ....... Haunted!

Whatever action you make afterwards, you will have a double image in your body that is half a beat slower than the deity!

Then he will call Wang Laojiao to inquire about the situation, this oral liquid Wang Laojiao knows, but he has never seen this situation when he takes Fangzhang, and there is no way to explain it.

Helplessly, Fang Zhang can only pin his hopes on after-sales.

"Hello dear, do you need any help?"

Fang Zhang explained his situation like a customer service, and said: "Dear, this is a rejection reaction caused by the environment of the two souls that are too different, or the gap is too high. ”

After that, he said: "The incapacitation is due to the fact that the host is out of sync with the physical condition of the soul, although there is consciousness, but with the existing body, it is unable to carry out the commands in consciousness, for example, the engine of Xiali with Ferrari is definitely going to be messed up." ”

There should be no big difference in the environment, then it should be a gap, and obviously the arrogant soul is very dissatisfied with this teasing host.

"Is there any solution to that?"

"Hello, yes, I recommend a product to you: 'Dog Life 3000' can solve the problem you described very well, so that you and your soul can adapt to the host as soon as possible, until you become one. ”

This name is not only not welcome, but also a little scary, in order to ensure safety, Fang Zhang still asked more, "Whose dog is this thing?"

"Not necessarily. ”

......

"So is there any alternative? In other words, what are the consequences if I don't buy it?"

"Alternatives don't. There is no direct consequence, at most the soul can't adapt to the host, and eventually leaves. But when the soul leaves, the host loses all the abilities that the soul brings, and the indirect consequences you know. ”

Fang Zhang covered his head and said helplessly: "The last question, why did you give this terrifying name!

The price is free, the product is free of charge, no charge, I wish you a happy shopping. ”

Fang Zhang rubbed his temples, not afraid of the system charges, afraid that the system is free, this thing doesn't toss itself out of the to count itself in vain, "Place an order......

"Hello, you have set your dog's life 3000 has been ordered, I wish you a long life. ”

After placing the order, nothing happened, curiosity killed the cat, Fang Zhang's curiosity about this kind of thing has long been not strong, nothing happened, it should be the best thing.

At this time, the phone rang, it was Mr. Liu, who said that there was an urgent matter in the store and wanted to go over by himself, and after checking the time, it was already 6 o'clock, and it was dark.

Fang Zhang reluctantly put on his shoes and trotted downstairs to catch the bus.

When I inquired, it turned out that the city was holding a security work scheduling meeting in a gymnasium not far away, and people from the city's security companies came.

In this case, Fang Zhang must be restrained, and if he forcibly cuts the queue badly, he will perform a good show of outstanding security guards beating and pretending to be a criminal.

The first train didn't squeeze in, the second train still didn't squeeze up, the third, the fourth...... Could it be that these people are majoring in crowded buses?

At this point, the last train came, and fortunately, there were no more people at the station. Mr. Liu had already made several calls over there, and the car was ready to move before it entered the station.

Suddenly, I heard a sharp brake, and then a small car slammed into the front of the bus!

Fang Zhang ran over and looked, yes, the car must not be able to go, the wheels were knocked down, so he asked the driver: "Do we still have it?"

The driver shook his head, "There is no car, if the young man is in a hurry, let's take a taxi." ”

Fang Zhang secretly said that he was unlucky, and began to wave his hand to call a taxi, at this time, Mr. Liu's call was urged again, and Fang Zhang simply did not answer.

There are people in one car, there are people in the second car, and there are people in the third...... Fang Zhang is a little crazy, it's 7 o'clock!

Finally saw an empty car, Fang Zhang was moved to open the door and said to the driver: "Antique shop!"

"Gotcha!"

"Squeak squeak, squeak squeak. The car engine made the sound of an empty cylinder, and Fang Zhang's face changed, "What's the matter?"

The driver twisted the key a few more times and said apologetically: "Young man, I'm sorry, the car is broken, you can change it." ”

Fang Zhang is crazy, what's wrong with me today!

When I got out of the car, I couldn't even see the four wheels on the road! I had no choice but to rely on my hard-working legs and walk towards the outside of the community, where there should be more.

Suddenly, there was a gust of evil wind overhead, Fang Zhang subconsciously took a step back, snapped a flower pot and tore it in front of him! Just half a meter away, his head was opened, Fang Zhang raised his head, and said angrily: "Sick! What should I do if I kill someone!"

I was only halfway through this, but I felt that another bright thing was divided, and I saw a kitchen knife sticking to the front door of the house seal, embedded in the concrete floor under my feet, "Crazy!"

"Brush brush brush" Countless miscellaneous items flew down the stairs, and Fang Zhang ran away when he saw and heard about it, this is a fight between two people and dismantling their house! If you throw down the color TV or refrigerator for a while, it will not hurt the innocent.

Before Fang Zhang took 2 steps, there was a gust of wind behind his intuition, followed by a loud buzzing sound, and when he looked back, a TV was shattered!

......

crackled, the debris upstairs smashed down like raindrops, and Fang Zhang could only escape with a headshot.

At the entrance of the other building, Fang Zhang's legs were pestle, panting, and he should have walked out of the battle circle.

"Bang" A refrigerator disintegrated in front of Fang Zhang, I wiped it, right! Fang Zhang was shocked, a wave of unevenness rose again and again, and a bread machine bloomed from behind him!

At this time, Fang Zhang has only one thought, that is, to run! Today is evil, everything is not going well! The way to cure the root cause is to escape from the place of the building, and I don't know how long to run, Fang Zhang only feels sweet in his mouth,

With a small belly and numb legs, he sat down against the wall in the alley, panting heavily, "What are you kidding with Lao Tzu! ”

After quieting down, Fang Zhang stared at the surrounding environment, this was a dead end, but he always felt that there was something lying on the edge of the alley, not a person, but like some kind of animal, the size of Demu was about the same, it should be a stray dog.

At this time, Fang Zhang's mobile phone came to the news push, please pay attention to the general public, there is an American cheetah escaped in the zoo of our city, please pay attention to safety, and call the police as soon as possible after discovery.

Seeing this, Fang Zhang's heart sank, then what I was lying on wouldn't be....... Then he laughed at himself: "Hey, I think about it, where can it be so coincidental!"

Hutong mouth.

Fang Zhang rushed out wildly, roaring in his mouth, "What's wrong with me today!

At the same time, a black shadow rushed out of the alley and chased after Fang Zhang, this black shadow was the black panther who escaped from the zoo! The speed of the man is not comparable to that of the black panther, but Fang Zhang has given full play to the extreme of human beings, and with the serpentine position, the black panther has been stunned to pounce in the air several times.

Suddenly, Fang Zhang's eyes lit up, and he saw a high-speed car crashing head-on! Broken! Unconsciously fleeing onto the road!

Fang Zhang fell into the air on the spot, the driver was shocked, and directly stepped on the brake and squeaked, and the car stopped 10 cm away from Fang Zhang.

The driver's face turned green, "Brother, let's touch porcelain, why do we have to look like it, the zero cost depends on acting......"

Before the driver finished speaking, Fang Zhang had already rushed out. The driver looked at Fang Zhang and said, "This person is sick." "But when I saw the cheetah chasing Fang Zhang, I almost got under the car!

Fang Zhang rushed into a convenience store and closed the door with his back against him, panting for breath, looking out of the window with palpitations, probably not chasing after him.

Relieved, I saw that the young lady at the supermarket cashier was looking at her in surprise, and her body kept trembling, "Brother, this is a 24-hour convenience store, you choose this time to commit crimes, so rich in imagination." ”

Fang Zhang immediately explained, "It's okay, don't be afraid, I'm being chased by a cheetah." ”

The young lady glanced out of the door with palpitations, where was there a black panther, and the next second she suddenly exclaimed: "Leave quickly!"

Fang Zhang said confidently: "It's okay, you have no problem with this, you can withstand it!" I just need to rely on this ........"

Before he finished speaking, Fang Zhang only felt that his body was light, and then the whole person hit the shelf. It wasn't the Panther, it was a private car! The car crashed into the supermarket!

Fang Zhang relieved himself, he was completely crazy at this time, this is too much to carry back!But fortunately, he was not injured, he decided not to move a step, and just stood against the north wall.

Bang, another loud bang.

When Fang Zhang regained consciousness again, he had already arrived at the door of the supermarket, his face full of confusion, "Ah, who am I? Where am I?"

At this time, a muck truck was embedded in the north wall of the supermarket, and Fang Zhang was knocked out of the supermarket!

Fang Zhang was exposed again, and the cheetah that picked up the target rushed over, and Fang Zhang ran away, "God, save me!"

As soon as he took a step, he heard a loud bang, and a refrigerator smashed under his feet, blocking his way. When I looked up, what a building is this! Where is the refrigerator! It's raining in the refrigerator!

"Bang bang bang" all kinds of debris fell madly in the sky, and the house chapter jumped up and down like a rat crossing the street.

By the time I arrived at Mr. Liu's shop, I was already tired and vomiting blood, and I almost climbed in. When Mr. Liu heard this, he was displeased and said, "Are you riding Wang Ba?"

Fang Zhang said weakly: "It's good that I can come!"

It turned out that Liu always had to organize the goods, which should be to prepare for the move, and at this time, Fang Zhang had already left half a life, but Mr. Liu seemed to have no mercy.

....... Fang Zhang sorted out the last item and slumped to the ground, "My mother, I'm going to kill Lao Tzu!"